Hey there Hoppereenos. Just wanted to jump in here with a bit of clarifications due to the confusion this morning.
So after a bit of back and forth and changes, seems like things are back to what they should be. Let’s take a look at just what is going on in the mini weekend event.
WHAT HAPPENS WITH THE SPAWN RATE?
The correct spawn rate for the Clones is 4 Clones until you completely unlock Bitch Stewie. At that point they will drop to 1.
WILL THE CLONES SPAWN BY THEMSELVES?
No, you will need to tap the icon over the Clone Machines to get the Clones to pop into your town. So be prepared to go into your game when the timers are up on any of the 3 machines you have.
WHAT ARE THE DNA DROP RATES ON THE CLONES?
There are TWO items the Clones will drop. One is the DNA strand that is more common. The other is the Bubble Beard which is less common. So you will only see one or the other drop from the Clone you tap. Not both.
HOW MANY SPARE CLONE MACHINES CAN I BUY?
You are only able to purchase TWO total Spare Clone Machines.
HOW CAN I KEEP BITCH BRIAN AND BITCH STEWIE PERMANENTLY?
If you want both characters, you will need to complete what is required for them BEFORE the weekend event ends. You will need to collect all of the 3 items for Bitch Stewie and tap his unlock icon to put him in your game. You will need to purchase Bitch Brian and his Clone Machine in order to put him in your game. If both are done, they are yours to keep. If you do not finish collection or purchase, they will be gone when the weekend event ends. (11/18)
Hope that helps to clear up any confusion on the issues. Of course we are always here to help all we can. What do you think of the Bitch weekend so far? How many of each item do YOU have? What seems to be dropping the easiest for you from characters? Let us know.
~Bunny
Family Guy Addicts 
G***** it TinyCo! Three reprimands at work for clearing bitch clones while insisting that I’m ‘networking’ with clients and I’m still woefully far away from ever unlocking bitch Stewie! I have had a moment of clarity though and said to myself, “Dude… Wtf? Seriously do you actually care? How many hours of your life that will never be reimbursed have you spent unlocking sprites? If you love this stuff that much you could have invested that time in learning to program and made a whole world of weird and wonderful things. Go read a book, sketch a naked stranger, learn to arrange flowers. C**** just do something else!”.
Er… yeah. Bit of a tangent I traversed there but you know what? Bite me TinyCo, I’m not your monkey anymore!…
Unless you gift me bitch Stewie perhaps… yeah I’d probably keep dancing for you if I did that. I fell cheap….
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And my Englishings are poor.
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I just started the game this past weekend. Are my only options to get Lists the Chris and Jerome characters and the 4-hour tasks listed under Stewie? That would be Hula Hoop for Chris and Grow His Fro for Jerome. I don’t have Mort yet since I am working on that quest. Seems like it will be quite difficult for a player new to the game to unlock these two. I have not received any lists to this point after having Chris and Jerome do eight of the 4-hour tasks. Thanks for any comments!
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With just the two and just Clones every two hours, I can see the difficulty there. Keep trying and report your progress to them please. 🙂
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25 extra rare bubble beirds is total crap. I have less than a day left and I only have eleven! Pisses me off!!!!!!!
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Really super annoyed. There is no way I will get bitch stewie because hardly any bubble beards have dropped. It’s ridiculous. Either make the event longer or the items more common. And bitch brian shouldn’t be clams either. You can’t have bitch stewie without bitch brian.
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What is going on with the beard drop rates?????
I have more than enough pinks and dna’s but 11/25 beards??!!!???
First negative experience in this game. I know it’s by chance but I feel like this one was a bit of a ‘buy bitch Brian otherwise u won’t get bitch stewie’
Would love to have them both a it’s one of my all time fav eps but geeez.
Tiny dont make me reload my tapped out game!!
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I am getting them just fine from ONLY Clones. Many have. Just gotta keep on top of that 2hr drop of Clones.
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I hear ya and have been onto it but with nearly 300 dnas and only 11/25 on the beards with 24 hrs to go it looks like my luck may finally be running out.
I’m not sure if u have a similar ratio between the 2?
Cheers for the reply.
Roadhouse…..
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Ps. Approx
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Based on counting coins lol.
Think I need another hobby….
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Completely agree. I’ve cleared 267 clones and only received 14 beards. With only 18 hours left, there’s no way I’m going to get this. And, I have been checking in and clearing them every two hrs (at least as close as possible). Thinking they were just looking for some people to spend clams for this one.
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After I collect all of my DNA for bitch Stewie, will bubble bath beards drop more frequently? I only need 25 more DNAs but still another 15 bubble bath beards. Also, with only a day and a half left, do you think I can get six more pink lists? I feel that it may be hopeless.
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No. Their rate will not change. You will just get coins instead of DNA.
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Got Bitch Stewie today with a day and half to go, and not brought anything extra not even Bitch Brian, as not bothered if I got him or not, and played little first two days as was working, timed events can be a problem, but giving 5 days was much easier. Thought the pink lists would be a problem as had just over half only but yesterday they came much easier, not sure if Tiny made them drop more, or just lucky. Good luck to all those still chasing him.
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I didn’t play for a little bit and just started unlocking bitch stewie today, the timer above his head is giving me 4 days and 23 hours, is this going to let me keep going? Or will it cut me off when the event is supposed to end on Tues?
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You get 5 days from when you build the clone machine. But the option to build the clone machine will leave on Tuesday. So you’ve got the full time 🙂
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1 day, 9 hours left and I still need 11 bubble beards to drop. =/ I’m getting nothing but coins almost every time I clear a wave a clones now. I think I’ve only had 1 beard drop since I got all the DNA.
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Me too! I only need 3, but only have 20 hours…and I have to sleep during those 20 hours as well. I haven’t received a bubble beard in a couple days. Frustrating to say the least!
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Me too! I only need 3, however I only have 20 hours left in which time I need to sleep as well. I haven’t received a bubble beard in a couple days and I’m on every 2 hours with the exception of during the night. Frustrating to say the least.
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Hi. Need your opinio: I have 251 Clams and “Kilingston” it´s the only premium caracther to unlock in order to receive the 100 Clams. Who should I buy Bitch Brian or “Kilingston”? Thks.
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Personally…I only liked his building. Never cared much for the Character. His tasks bored me. Lol.
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Unlocked Bitch Stewie today about 4 hours ago, without the help of Bitch Brian or any other machines. I actually bought clams just to get Bitch Brian though because you can’t have one without the other in my opinion. I guess there’s a first time for everything since I haven’t payed for a single clam until today! Good luck to all who are still unlocking Bitch Stewie!
Also as others have reported, I’m still getting the full amount of clones even after unlocking. TinyCo really can’t get the rules/functions of this event straight, can they? Lol. I guess they shouldn’t run two events alongside one another.
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I think they left it just in case. I think the drop in numbers is what caused the issue in the first place, so they are just letting it run its course til the weekend update is done on Tuesday. That way it won’t mess with the counts.
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Well that’s definitely smart of them. Though if that’s the case, they should change the FAQ to reflect that. Not that it’s a big deal at all, seeing as how once you’re done you don’t really need them. More just a matter of being thorough. But maybe that’s just me.. Lol.
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If I unlock Stewie tomorrow, what will happen to the quest? I will lose it like the Consuela quest of the Day of los muertos? or will be “freezed” like those quests of comic con?
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Do not know. No confirmation on that as of yet.
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Not a particular issue but I am still getting eight clones even after unlocking bitch stewie. Just gets me a few extra coins so no complaints. I assume they will all stop anyway when the event ends. Ended up getting bitch stewie easily with two days to spare.
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Is there a freemium way to get bitch Brian?
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Earn enough free clams to buy him 😉
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Finished bitch stewie just now and still 2 days 5 hours to spare… didn’t have to buy any extra thingies to complete. Glad to save some clams for whatevers is next!
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Seems possible but no necessarily probable that you get bitch Stewie without buying the extra things using clams. I have been pretty solid going on every two hours (skipping some here and there, and subtract time I am asleep), and with 2 days +7 hours left, I have:
177/200 DNA
9/25 Beards
11/12 Lists
Beards are gonna be the problem for me I think. They seem more rare than lists (or at least lists are easier to get because you have 5 different tasks you can perform to try to get them). Beards can only be gotten if you get lucky when clearing bitch Stewie or Brian.
Will keep trying but doesn’t seem very likely I’ll get there.
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Is anyone else seeing very poor drop rates for the bubble beards? I realize it’s ‘Extra Rare’ but I’m currently sitting at 8 beards out of 155 Bitch Stewie/Brian cleared. That’s just over 5% and if that holds, I’ll need to clear nearly 500 total to get to 25.
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once you get the bitches, what are their tasks?
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Info coming
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That’s it, done and done, I have now finished unlocking Bitch Stewie, got really lucky today and had 7 Pink Note Pads dropped, and 10 Bubble-Bath Beards. Now I’ve just got to finish unlocked Steve and Hayley Smith, Mayor West, and one final bottle of cologne.
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TBH the bitch brian action for beards should not been an 8hr one. Considering you need 25, that would be a max of 15 for the timed event (if you bought right at the start and never missed a second)… and really 10 or 11 with normal twice a day runs is more likely. It should have been on his 4hr task instead.
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I am earning them quite fast from the clones. Faster than any of the tasks anyway.
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Ditto
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I’m very upset, all day trying for the pink to do list and I only got two. I’m never gonna get this character.. 😦
I feel like giving up on him.. 😦
How am I gonna get 12? I put everyone to work on this item, and got TWO!!
Sorry for complaining but I’m so upset 😦
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Sometimes they come in bunches. It took me more than 24 hours before I got ANY, then suddenly I got 4 in a row… It’s just luck.
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don’t get down and remember the incremental drop rate increase for every failure. It appears that it doesn’t reset with every success.
It took forever do start dropping for me but once it started it was pretty consistent and got all I needed.
Keep at it, you CAN do it!
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I have seen a total of 8 clones show up per gather time. A few times I had 4 show up BUT that was from 2 different machines at the same time.
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The FAQ says that we have 5 days from the time we build the clone machine, I was waiting a bit to start so they could work out the bugs… have I already screwed myself over? This post says we have till the 18th to unlock stewie regardless of when we start the quest, unless I’m reading it wrong, and I usually trust you more than tinyco to know what they’re doing. I was gonna go out tonight and start tomorrow, will that give me only 3 days already?
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He is timed but you have til the 18th get it to start. (It looks like the quests will continue but the content will be removed.)
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I think TinyCo should give freemium players like me more than one character who can get bubble beards because those things are extra rare and I’m not about to buy clams just to get Bitch Brian
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I am a freemium player, and through “freemium” means, I’ve already gotten 17 of 25 bubble beards. Just keep at it. You can do it!
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I spent the clams and he’s been very little help, so… Wait, I forgot the point I was trying to make. 🙂 I’m not quite as worried about the bubble beards as I am the pink notepads. Stewie’s not very good at time travel if he returns 12 hours after he started and doesn’t always deliver the item!
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I think the extra-rare is a typo on the notes?
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? When you tap on Bitch Stewie it shows it as Extra Rare. As well as in the Character Tasks themselves, listed as Extra Rare.
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What machine is for stevie and what machine is the one I am supposed to buy for botch Brain is it the 150 clams or the one for 50 clams plz help thanks
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Stewie you will buy during the walkthrough. Brian you pay Clams to get the one with him and the machine.
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while at first it was confusing, I like that you have to tap the machine to get the bitches to spawn. let’s me clear all the $ from the buildings & clear tasks first so that I can see what’s going on! nothing more annoying than trying to tap a spawn but you keep tapping a building or someone else & get a dialogue sequence so you either miss out on the dialogue because you rush past it or you miss the spawn because you stop to read. I like it!
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Wait so if I buy bitch Brian and fail to unlock bitch stewie I lose bitch Brian?
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No…If you fail to collect and unlock Bitch Stewie you lose Bitch Stewie. They are two separate items.
If you don’t buy Bitch Brian, he will go when it is over. Similar to Halloween. Any items linked to that event go with it. So you got to win it or buy it while it is there.
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Cheers to TinyCo for quickly fixing the spawn rate!
With diligent play, it seems very possible to get Bitch Stewie, even if I hadn’t bought Bitch Brian and one Spare Clone Machine. With just over 4 days remaining, I already have:
102/200 DNA
11/25 Beards
5/12 Lists
Bitch Brian is so disgusting and offensive to my sense of decency. I love it!
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Tap on bitch stewie, then on the DNA icon, and where it says get by clearing stewie/brian, hit GO & itll locate them for you. Just a tip.
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My spawn rate seems to be 6 not 4
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Any thoughts on how the drop rate of the bubble beards will be affected once we have all the DNA we need? I currently have just over 100 of the 200 DNAs that are needed, but only have 2 or 3 bubble beards. There is a distinct possibility that I will stop needing DNAs before I have all of the bubble beards.
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I think it will stay the same no matter what.
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That’s too bad.
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One more thing. If we manage to get all 200 DNA strands before collecting all the needed bubble beards, will the bubble beards always drop when a clone is tapped or will we sometimes get nothing? Or will we still occasionally get more DNA strands beyond the required 200? Thanks a bunch!
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I will double check my game in a bit. Traveling so spotty WiFi. See what I find. Usually once an item is done, no more drop. With the bubbles being rarer…they won’t be always (so I assume from past). It may appear the Bubble then will drop more frequently. But at the rate they are going. I think both will be done bout the same time so it wont matter.
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I’m having a heck of a time with the To-Do lists. I think that might be the thing that makes me spend donuts on this. dang. Set timer…GO!
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Bunny, Are they gonna introduce the Steve character soon? I like Bitch Stewie and all but let’s get it on.
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When they release them in the game. 😉
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One more item of clarification needed. Are the clone spawn rates the same across all three machine types (Bitch Stewie, Bitch Brian, and Spare)? The only difference among the three machines is the frequency of the clone drops, correct? Thank you, Queen Bunny!
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Lol@ Queen. 😉
Across the machines.
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So does bitch Stewie and Brian’s quest line run past the 18th?
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Waiting on that one.
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I love how they move fast, which makes them easier to find. And I don’t need to bomb them!
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Everything sounds like rushing water!
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So just to confirm, its now safe to send Lois to clean Stewies room.
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Yes. 🙂
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Excellent thanks bunny for the post. Clears it right up!
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You say that the drop rate drops AFTER acquiring Bitch Stewie, but it’s dropped to one already for me and I don’t have him yet
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It did temporarily, there was a patch pushed…it should be back to normal now. If it is not, let them know.
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I’m only getting one bitch at a time lol. That never gets old
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Well I could treat you really poorly and have Alissa and the rest of the girls on the site jump in on it too…that will give you more. 😛
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