Hello There Clammers!
Brian Griffin is one smooth talking dog. With his class and sophistication he’s gotten his fair share of the “ladies”. And with Jillian making a return to Quahog with the New Year’s Event we thought it’d be fun to take a look back at Brian’s Exes and see which one is your favorite!
First let’s take a look at each of these “ladies”….just to refresh your memory on who’s who….
Jillian Russell-Wilcox
Carolyn
Ida Davis
Tracy Flannigan
Seabreeze
So check out the poll below and let us know which of Brian’s exes is your favorite
Sound off in the comments below about which ex you chose and why. And be sure to let us know your favorite memorable moment with that ex from the show!
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My favorite ex was Lauren Conrad. Loved that for for once Brian felt l Iike he was not as smart as his girlfriend.
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I think Valentine’s Day will Bring Ida And Neil Goldman. It would make sense to bring out ex lovers.
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Just for the sake of argument, and to think outside the box as much can be allowed; How about Brian’s constant companion and confidante … Desiree, you know the disguise Stewie seemingly conjures up for Brian to make Jillian jealous? Only to discover that this is not Desiree’s first foray into the transgender scene.
Brian is Stewie’s dance partner on all of the ‘Road to’ series, he has Ball Room danced with Stewie and shared many a dark secret with him. Hell’s Bells, Stewie found a way to reconstruct the time machine to get Brian back from the dead. There is no relationship in this series as strong as theirs. It’s unconditional.
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You forgot about the senior citizen Brian had that fling with as well. I just can’t remember her name.
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Jillian is great and has some terrified spots in several episodes, but the Ida Davis episode, in my opinion, is one if the top 5 overall episodes out of all of them. Hilarious! I voted Ida.
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Lauren Conrad!
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i voted for ida but…whats your game here ladies? I dont trust this not one bit…
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What’s our game? WE don’t have a game, but we do play one. Write about it occasionally too. 😉
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still…this voting thing here is quite suspicious, then again i might be overthinking it like always 😦
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Suspicious how? Are you not curious of his other lovers not in the game yet? Do you not want to see MORE Characters brought into the game from the Series? Do you want to see more interactions with the Characters?
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I equally think Ida & Tracy are the best to add to the game cause of Ida being Quagmire’s dad & Dylan could come along with Tracy. Both could have a lot to add & create a decent quest line.
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I liked Jillian the best as a character, but I think she deserves better than Brian, so I voted for Seabreeze (I do like the Lauren Conrad suggestion though). Also seconding the posts wanting Ida in our game, and a task for Quagmire to beat the tar out of Brian. 🙂
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I had to pick Ida purely for three reasons
1. The look on Brian’s face when Stewie tells him the news
2. Brian tells Quagmire “Hey, I F#@ked you dad.
3. I love the episode.
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Those were the same reasons I chose Ida too haha that episode is so funny!!!
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S11, Ep12 “Valentine’s Day in Quahog”
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I vote for Carolyn. We need a redhead. I dont remember Tracy, but i think they’re all great choices.
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Redhead and a skank. the best kind.
Cleveland knows what I’m talking about….
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And boom goes the dynamite…
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What about the woman who was older like in her 50’s, the blind girl he tricked, or that Actress who was Smarter then him?
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This was just a select few. 😉
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I love Jillian, but I’d also love to see Ida in an upcoming update, because her character is so funny, especially with the surrounding storyline. I’ve already mentioned it to TC on their FB page.
Brian: Hello Ida.
Ida Quagmire: Hello Brian.
Brian: How are things?
Ida: Good.
Stewie: He threw up when he found out you were a monster.
BTW, has Jillian stopped talking for anyone else?
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Lauren Conrad
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Are there more quests on the way?
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Maybe. 😉
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Yeah, Jillian is my favorite, but that’s because she’s the one who has been developed the most. And seeing as she’s already in the game. If this is a more of ”Which would you like to see in the game most?” I’d probably go with Ida and Tracy.
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Its not the comlete list but im going to say gizmo, no you dont remember?
The one he said couldnt get wet when stewie rounded up all his past girlfriends.
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I picked jillian. But I also love the episode where he dated lauren conrad
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Jillian, because it doesn’t get any better than this:
Peter: Alright, Jillian. Since I’m giving you away on your wedding day, I wanna make sure it all goes off without a hitch. Now what are your thoughts on a wedding singer?
Jillian: Oh, I thought that maybe I would just deejay the wedding myself. I already made a playlist on this.
Peter: A box of Junior Mints?
Jillian: This isn’t an iPod?
Peter: Your Junior Mints play MP3s?
Jillian: My iPod is chocolate?
Peter: Well, be that as it may or not be that, I was thinking I could be your wedding singer.
— Family Guy, Season 7, Episode 14, “We Love You, Conrad”
One of the funniest moments on Family Guy . . . ever.
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Thanks for posting the episode, going to watch on netflix.
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That’s kick-ass!
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Whoops, I thought it was carter. Know knowing it was ted Turner makes it even more disturbing.
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I had to go with Ida, she’s probably my favorite (other than Pearl) and the fact that she’s Quagmire’s dad (mom 2?) just makes it better.
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I picked Jillian. I love Drew Barrymore.
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I voted Ida just for Brian to have a 24 hour task of vomiting from hearing the news he banged Quagmire’s dad. Also there needs to be a task where Quagmire beats the crap out of Brian. There isn’t enough fighting violence in this compared to the show.
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Dont forget that seabreeze cheated on brian with carter, and she had like 5 puppies with carter’s head and puppy bodies. I like Jillian the best, she is the apidimy of dumb blondes. If she was pregnant she wouldn’t know, she would probably go on a diet or something, lol.
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Not Carter, Ted Turner
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That wasn’t Carter. It was Ted Turner.
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Actually it wasn’t Carter. It was Ted Turner.
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In the extended version of And There Were Fewer, Jillian was pregnant with her widow’s child and said that “she was eating #2” instead of “eating for two.”
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I like Jillian the best but I also like Seabreeze. I think its time Brian dated another dog.
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Like Meg?
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Strategic list? I say Tracy so we’d get Dylan too, or Carolyn so Cleveland would get some quest attention.
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…And boom goes the dynamite…
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Close the window you’re letting all the stank out
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I picked Ida just because of what Brian said to Quagmire. So funny.
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So this is basically “if you had a choice, which girlfriend would you like to see for valentines day?”? Yes? No?
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Something like that 😉
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Jillian. Lauren is next for me regardless of not having a “strategic” reason for being included
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So what are we thinking the next event is gonna be?? Better have something to do with this blimp!!!! Lol
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lol oh that Blimp!
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Love it. I wanted to pick 2 because I love Jillian, but the Ida episode is so great.
Now I have a weirdly empty taskbar and have entered the famine stage of the Family Guy Feast or Famine Roller Coaster of Events. Bring on Pawtucket Pat!
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Pearl has always been my favorite of his “girlfriends”. Not sure if she counts or not though.
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Ida.Is HE not the obvious choice here? Lol well if it needs explaining I can do that in 5 words …”Hey,I F*!$ked your dad.” -Brian Griffin to Quagmire. Lol ok that’s was like 9 words but its one of my favorites the whole episode is great.Thanks for all the help. You guys rock!
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What about Kate the blind girl? I see others have mentioned Rita (the older one) and Lauren Conrad. Seems like you missed a couple
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There’s a strategic reason behind the ones we listed 😉
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Oooohhhh…
Are we being data mined????
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You’re always being data mined by the Addicts…what do you think all those polls are for? 😉
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Oh I know, but it’s exciting to see the possibilities when we’re being tapped for opinions for things to come rather than items in retrospect.
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Lauren Conrad +1
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Everyone knows that Ida os the sexier Of all :3 maybe even more that bunny :3
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That first girl isn’t Jillian…it’s the blind girl Brian dated for an episode. Just fyi.
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Thank you…that’s what happens when you look at blondes at 2am 😉
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Just like to help with my intimate knowledge of FG…a little too much knowledge. It’s sad. 😉
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That poll needs a “none of the above” button.
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There’s a strategic reason for the answers listed. Basically look at it as…out of these listed which is your most favorite.
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I would love to see Ida in a Mother’s Day/Father’s Day event
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Wait, in Brian’s Got a Brand New Bag. Brian dated an older woman, and they all teased him?? She not count, come on, we love cougars too!!
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Jillian is probably the ex you most associate with Brian, but I would love to see Ida added to the game with a lengthy Brian/Quagmire questline…
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Ohhh Shauna!
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What about Lauren Conrad?!?!?! I pick her…
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