Happy Friday Clammers!
Well, we’ve all made it through another “work week” (kinda, sorta, almost) and the weekend looms large up ahead. All week we field your comments about your frustrations in the game (those damn bathtubs!) and we wanted to give you (and us) a fun new way for you to voice your frustrations and get it all off of your chest. So welcome to What the Hell?!
-Getting REALLY annoyed that the last (or first) Eyeball won’t drop?
-Game crash right as you collected that last Headband and then it disappeared?
-Someone cut you off on your commute this morning?
Here’s your place to vent about anything and everything, Family Guy or not. Consider this your weekly bitch fest and get it all out with a good…What the Hell?! And start your weekend fresh! 🙂
Just be respectful of others & be mindful of the language.
Here’s my What the Hell?! For this week:
-Mummies won’t stop spawning in my town! It’s like Mummies on steroids in my Quahog….what the hell?!!
-Cleveland! Finally unlock him…and he only comes with 10m task at level 1 that you have to constantly do in order to level him up to LEVEL 5 to complete tasks! What the hell?!!
-And finally…here we are June 13th (ooo Friday the 13th) and here in the North East we’ve have five straight days of rain and weather below 65. Seriously I’m all for weather that helps my grass grow…but it’s frakkin JUNE, where’s the sunshine?!! WHAT THE HELL Mother Nature?!!
Now it’s YOUR turn…give us your What the hell?! moments from the past week! Go on, get it off your chest…you’ll feel a lot better! 🙂
Family Guy Addicts 
Still trying to get these damn headbands, have the arcade too, been over a month trying to get these damned things….
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I agree, Cleveland’s only task to level up is a 10 minute one?
And I still haven’t gotten a SINGLE eyeball even though Hartman has leveled up at least 3 times and all he ever does is the eyeball task.
What the hell?
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Cleveland is soo friggin boring, being stuck on his questline for days now because I need him to level up to 5 before being able to do the next job waiting in two items on the task book. This game is really trying hard to not get me addicted and caring about it.
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I can’t get the rest of my rubber snakes or the bath tubs no matter how many times i make them do the task for it what the hell
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What the hell, I’m never going to get Rambo Lois. I can’t get her to drop a bandana. I’ve been trying for 2 weeks straight. I just don’t understand…
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What the hell! Why do I have to have a face book to use the social feature?! i dont want a face book but more and more things want to require it and shove it in my face.
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Just make a “fake” account and dont put any personal info onto it. you could even make a few such accounts and add them to each other if you dont want to harass friends about your games. Free email accounts are pretty easy to come by.
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My what the hell is Since i started playing the new pyramid challenge mummies have come running out of it 30 at a time. I loved it whack a mummy! Now i just updated it and now….where are my mummies?!?! No mummies are coming out!! And if they do its live 5 mummies. They need to fix this cause Im so pissed right now! I wanna kill some mummies!!
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You were getting MORE than you were supposed to. They allowed it to go on a lil longer. They did fix it. Now they are back to their original game set spawn rate. 😉
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Just noticed on my android tablet that new items and stewie and Brian boxes for random payout prizes, but not showing up in my main game on an iOS 7 device. WTH!
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If you look at our post, Android only.
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I am never gonna get all the prizes. Nearly half way through the event and I haven’t even got the silver peter statue. Clams for butts is the only way but what about freemium people? What the hell????
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That’s chafing my hide btw- stupid phone.
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I noticed today many of my characters are not dropping their Xp tvs and it chalking my hide– anyone else having this issue? WTH??
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This is a suggestion but I think these posts should be called “What grinds my Gears” , and what grinds my gears is the epic drop rate . Same task over and over
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WTH is a nod to the running joke in the show. At least one character says, “What the Hell?” sometime, during every episode. 🙂
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Most players get it…..
Still not sure why people want it to be called what grinds my gears. Personally I say what the hell WAY more IRL than I say What Grinds my gears. Just think about how many times on average something odd happens and you go…”what the hell?!” 😉
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LOL…..too true! But to match MY “near” daily utterance IRL, you’d need to change the post title to WTF. 😛
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Well…mine too. But I don’t wanna start THAT word allowance lol
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How are so many people getting butts when I constantly send characters on tasks and still haven’t got the Volcano!
WHAT THE HELL!
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You are not missing much… the volcano doesn’t seem to do anything?!? Just sits there not erupting with no animation.
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They squared away the issues they were having and it now has gone “active” again. 😉
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I was wondering if anyone had any opinions on what were the best premium items/people to buy?
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We’ve got some “Do I Want That” posted on the site, but we don’t have an overall list of our favorites. For me my favorite is Consuela. But as far as the best bang for your buck…there is no difference in payouts/bonuses associated with premium content in this game (except for double booty earning during the event), so it all comes down to preference.
Anyone else want to chime in with their favorite?
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Once you level her up enough (?), Consuela can earn 40 booties an hour (technically 20 booties per 1/2 hour) with Peter which I think, asides of being OCD enough to send Peter on constant 1 minute tasks, is the highest bootie earn per minute around.
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Im saving up for consuela she is one of my favorite characters in the show
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My what the hell…
Never going to get Cleveland!! The stupid tubs just don’t want to drop for me! Sent Tiny co some “constructive criticism” since I really like the game, but the randomness is too random.
And this section should be called “what grinds my gears” what the hell is that about?! (I kid, I kid…love this section every week)
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😉
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Boo the video won’t play on my phone. Add that to my “what the hell”. Also add that my phone doesn’t want me to type hell, and defaults to he’ll.
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just had a great thought !!!!. If Tiny co really wants to tease us with Stewie, they should release Bertram before Stewie…….hehehe !!! LOL …now if they did that, that would be a serious WTH !!!!
But it would be funny to see Bertram and Stewie in the game 🙂
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So, been playing the game since day one and by now should LOVE IT!, but find it a bit…Meh…at times…WTH! (However, I do love the time and effort TinyCo is investing into making quick changes and adjustments to better the experience)
The Camel prize is almost as big as a “Standard Office”…WTH!
Mr. Pyramid Prize …well…..um….let’s just say a spot in “INVENTORY” has your name on it!…WTH!
Only “booty” poor Brian gets…is the one he’s currently “dragging” around my town….WTH!
“Butt” for whatever reason, I still like this funny game and hope the time I’ve invested will be worth it…lol…if only to see Stewie and Brian chill’in again….WTH!
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***********UPDATE**********
A company that actually listens to it’s players?…WTH!
The camel is now the perfect size!! It fits in nicely in my “carnival” scene:
And the pyramid is also growing on me, and now has a home in my town (with Quagmire working the bar..lol):
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lol I like. Want to come design my Quahog?!
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My what the hell rant is about the drop rate of the eye balls. It still shows epic for me and I have been running quest for over a week and half with nothing. Very frustrating 😦
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I got over 40000 booty now I wonder what the last two treasures are need ten thousand for the man of danger hopefully get him Sunday but hardly get much booty on the weekend lol
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Ppl keep saying the Simpsons is better than family guy WTH!!! lol
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Not really a what the hell moment but I noticed that initially you do have to do Cleveland’s 10 min task to level him up, but once you get him to level 2 you can do his Call Things Nasty task (4 hours), then at level 3 you get his Bath Time task (6 hours). So you don’t have to grind that 10 min task to get level 5. I’m almost at level 4 with him, and I just got him yesterday. Happy clamming!
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What the heeellll Jake gave me idols this morning yipppieeeeeee
I started playing the game just when the event started so its tough to jungle unlocking characters and doing task that gives the most idols for your buck
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Still have not unlocked Cleveland . . the museum has given me NOTHING. Well, it did give me a bathtub once but then the game crashed and I lost it. Beginning to wonder if the “random” drop rate is actually random at all. WTH??
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p.s. maybe this entry should be called “what the deuce?” instead hehe
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My question is… Why does almost every event item cost so much? Every single building is premium (and over priced imo), and many of the decorations that cost moon idols are seemingly out of reach. What the hell?? Why can’t we have a few items that cost coins too?
I’m hoping to buy some of the event decos and have a little area of my town decorated with the event items once its done, but I feel like it’ll only be the trophy items, the lava hot tub, some little lava pits and a tree lol I play practically every hour or two during the day and I’ve just barely passed 12000 moon idols.
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My what the hell was half a rant yesterday about how poor Jake wasnt counted as a premium character and doesnt esrn butts… Logged on today to find out that he now does earn butts! And I’m pretty sure 2x too so, dont have a what the hell this week 🙂 lol
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lol I think you scared TinyCo with that rant yesterday! 😉
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The whole event is just a bit meh… There’s just no there there. That being said, no complaints, just playing on – and asking myself why?
Apart from that, it has been way to hot this week, I am in complete meltdown. Working in an office with no air conditioning, and full exposure in the afternoon. It is 3 o’clock, and I can’t stand it much longer. Fortunately, not much to do today, so I will probably pack it in soon. Weekend, here I come! Whoohoooo!!!
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Levelling up Cleveland to level 5 is a frustrating part of the game. Equally annoying is still getting popup that ‘can get him faster’ by buying stuff even though I already have him!
I finally got 2 eyeballs this week and unlocked anime peter! What the hell! 🙂
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Rain in the NE past 3-5 days, yeah, I agree, What the Hell!
I got no mummies spawning when I’m in the game, only when I log in, What the Hell!
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Other then being sick most of the week (took last 2 days off work to recover), went to docs twice and finally ended up on anti-biotics and 2 asthma inhalers to get me through the really bad whatever the hell I had……WHAT THE HELL is up with Cleveland and level 5. AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OMG !!!!! it takes forever to get to the level. I FINALLY unlocked Cleveland level 5 this AM. Now he is on his 8 hour task with Peter to dance like its the 80’s.
I got the Volcano this morning at 11,000 idols (booty)….wonder where others are at in the line of items to earn with golden “booty” 🙂 LOL!!!
anyway….Tiny Co WHAT THE HELL !!!!! work on your drop rates and how long it takes to unlock characters / levels…..it is really annoying. Could be the meds talking here though, but still…..AAAAHHH !!
have a great weekend to all and Happy Father’s day to all the dad’s out there. I got three young girls and they are all planning some nice things for me. Cant wait 🙂
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Glad you’ve got some meds going in you and are feeling better! And Happy Father’s Day to you! Hope your girls treat you well! 🙂
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I’m sitting at about 15,400 right now for my idol score. I just recently broke the 500,000 achievement barrier, so that’s pretty cool. I’ve also got Peter and Cleveland dancing 80’s style. Finally get to move on with the game after leveling up Cleveland for the past few days. Ugh.
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Ok so I have everybody and everything possible for this freegin game which I love btw lol most of it is out some is in inventory due to pack of room of course and im all for these random quests like the circus and exotic animals but where the h e double hockey sticks is stewie and the others? I get Cleveland coming back when he did but they keep adding new stuff instead of unlocking whats been in the box since the beginning lol.
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I think they’re intentionally teasing everyone with Stewie. He’ll be along soon enough 🙂
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Even though all bonnie has done is try to
Get me bathtubs it has yet to happen and is all I need to unlock cleveland.
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