Do I Want That? Panty Fort

So you think you’re as rich at Carter Pewterschmidt? Own a fancy house like Buzz Killington? You sure gotta lot of clams there, whatcha gonna do with them?


Now hold on there a minute. Are you SURE you want that? With all these cool Premium Items in the game, it is very easy to get carried away. Before you know it, Clamshell Shock! All gone!

So before you go ahead and buy the Panty Fort with your hard-earned Clams, here are a few things you might want to know about it.

Recently in events TinyCo have been putting in what I call a speculate to accumulate building or a clam generator, and tonight they dropped another into our games to buy. This  basically consists of you purchasing this premium building/decoration for clams, it will then drop 14 clams daily until 2nd August. If you have the clams to purchase items like this I will ALWAYS recommend you do, as you will always end up better off as long as you time your purchase, and daily collections, right.

The new clam generator we are talking about here is the Panty Fort, and if you have 250 spare clams burning a hole in your pocket, I recommend you BUY, BUY, BUY. And as soon as possible as the Panty Fort is set to drop 14 clams a day until 8/2, so if you purchased it today, Wednesday 7/5, you would have 29 full clam drops of 14 clams each day, that’s a total of 406 clams over that period, that’s a return of 156 clams on your original investment.So BUY, BUY, BUY.

The calendar below shows the days clams will drop from 7/5, I include the first day as the building drops 14 clams immediately on placement in your Quahog, from there on all you need to do is collect every 24 hours, either manually by tapping the building or with Consuela’s vacuum. I am also including the final day as if you purchased it  immediately you will get be able get  a drop on the final day.

So that’s an easy way to pick up some free clams eh, however remember the faster you BUY, BUY, BUY this building the more profit you make. The table below shows the minimum clam profit you can make going by the date you purchase the Panty Fort.  You can only purchase it until the 19th July according to TinyCo. However it’s only profitable if bought before the 16th July.

Below I will show the potential clams it will drop depending on the day you purchase it.


Date Purchased Total Minimum Clam Return Possible Total Minimum Clam Profit Possible
5 July 406 156
6 July 392 142
7 July 378 128
8 July 364 114
9 July 350 100
10 July 336 86
11 July 322 72
12 July 308 58
13 July 294 44
14 July 280 30
15 July 266 16
16 July 252 02

Character or Building: More of a decoration to be honest
Clam Price: 250
Unique: Yes (Only get one, unfortunately. Lol.)
Size: 4x3
Comes With: No character comes with this decoration
When Is It Available: In store from 5th July until 19th July 2017. However only profitable if bought before the 16th July.

– Drops Clams from 5th July to 2nd August 2017.
– Small, so won’t take up much space in your town

Final Thought:
Personally, my opinion is BUY, BUY, BUY if you have 250 clams sitting that you won’t need during the event.

But in the end it’s your call.  What you buy and what you don’t buy is your own personal choice we can only guide you on the facts and let you know what we did and what we think.  But don’t purchase it until YOU are sure. ALL SALES ARE FINAL!

What do you think about the Panty Fort?  Did you make the purchase?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

~ Russian Tigger


20 responses to “Do I Want That? Panty Fort

  1. Between this building, the video offers and the other videos, were raking in 30+ clams a day here!


  2. “…Mays are hard to shift in the UK.”

    Fair play, RT! Fair play indeed! 👏👏👏

    Vote for RussianTigger, that’s what I say!


  3. So week 2 just started and I can confirm that I have been able to move on with the questline, even though mine was showing as not cleared yesterday (i.e. defeat streak 5, when I was up to streak 8). They’ve also seriously improved Camp Wars – the energy recovery is so fast!


  4. Not sure where to post this, but when does the next phase Drop?


  5. These are no-brainers, IMHO, if you have the 250 clams to spend, as RT says, ‘BUY, BUY, BUY’, I have really curtailed my spending as of the last few events, but I’ve kept a reserve for the clam-generating items, the sooner the better if you do chose to purchase per RT’s excellent table above…the sooner, the greater the pay-back…


  6. i have 130 clams only 😦


  7. I ALWAYS buy these type of buildings. No brainer!


  8. BTW, I am curious why they didn’t even put this there in the beginning of the event, like they usually do with these clam generator type things


    • RussianTigger

      Not sure but still got decent length time for payouts so I’m not complaining lol


    • Am I right in thinking that this decoration continues to pay out for a week AFTER Camp Wars has finished? ( the event ends 26th July but the Panty Fort pays out until 2nd August?)
      It just seems a bit odd that’s all? I wonder if that’s to make up for it being introduced a week after the event started? Or maybe TinyCo delayed its release due to all the issues surrounding week 1?


  9. Well, I knew that was how it was in the UK, but I saw you had Aug. 2017 so I didn’t even think of the switch. I guess we were both confused, even though we both knew what it actually was


  10. When Is It Available: In store from 5th July May
    – Drops Clams from 5th July May

    Huh? July May? I think you mean July 2017


    • RussianTigger

      Yeah, I was looking at dates and being in UK 7/5 is 7th May so it put May in my head, then boom I remembered its American dates and fixed it, but obviously those 2 little Mays wanted to stay!!! May’s are hard to shift in the UK, lol.


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