Do I Want That? Greaser Quagmire

So you think you’re as rich as Carter Pewterschmidt? Own a fancy house like Buzz Killington? You sure gotta lot of clams there, whatcha gonna do with them?



Now hold on there a minute. Are you SURE you want that? With all these cool Fast Times At Griffin High  limited time event items in the game, it is very easy to get carried away. Before you know it, Clamshell Shock! All gone!

So before you go ahead and buy to your heart’s content and your wallets empty, here’s a few things you might want to know about Greaser Quagmire.

Character/Costume: Costume for Quagmire
Clam Cost: 210 Clam IconClams
Unique: Yes
Drops: Task to drop 1 Rats Tail every 8hrs
Size: N/A
Other Info: None


  • A New Character Costume for your Quagmire
  • 8hr Task to drop 1 Rats Tail
  • 2 Animated Tasks
  • Fully tasked with Questline


  • Frakkin 210 CLAMS!!! For they another costume for Quagmire
  • Animated Tasks are a rather meh
  • Task to drop Rats Tails should have been shorter
  • Won’t be useful after the Event

Math of It:
I wanted to give you an overall idea of how he COULD benefit your game play. And it’s simple you can use Greaser Quagmire to get you 1 Rats Tail every 8 hours, that’s up to 3 Rats Tails a day. And those could be mighty handy as that will let you clear  3 extra Locker Room Bullies a day getting you vital drops for Jock Joe and Fogell McLovin quicker. In fact this costume could make a very big difference, as think about it, only Jock Joe can clear Dodgeballers, so getting him quicker will really help you beat the timer on Fogell McLovin.

Think on it you need 41 Trophies for Jock Joe and 59 Alcohol for Fogel McLovin and you can only get them by using Rats Tails to clear Locker School Bullies. So you can see he will help. Then think on how you get those 16 Glasses for Fogell McLovin, well only by unlocking Jock Joe and getting him clear Dodgeballers, so again you can see the importance of getting Jock Joe quicker,, and this is the only premium item that will help you do so. And don’t forget each Locker School Bully you clear drops 4 Dodgeballs, so these extra Rat Tails will get you a potential 12 Dodgeballs a day.

The only other way to get Rats Tails is getting a towel then using that to create a Rats Tail in the School Gym. All that takes time.

And as a side note, we don’t know what the Phase 2 weekly challenge will be yet but there’s a chance it could involve Locker Room Bullies, if it does then Greaser Quagmire will help there too, but as I say this depends on what challenge is.

Final Thought:
Personally I’m not massive fan of the Quagmire character so I tend to pass up on any premium costumes for him. But I really think if you’re desperate to get Fogell McLovin in your game he will help a lot, as he’ll let you get those trophies for Jock Joe quicker so you can get him clearing Dodgeballers to get glasses drops for Fogell McLovin.  And there’s the Dodgeballs from clearing those bullies, very hand as well. But I also feel for 210 Clams, the task to drop Rat Tails should have been shorter.

So there you have it the facts & figures and my personal thoughts on one of this Phase’s premium buys, Greaser Quagmire. Just remember though with it being part of a Limited Time Event, just make sure you make up your mind as once the event is over it is most likely they will be gone. In the end it’s your call as obviously hat you buy and what you don’t buy is your own personal choice we can only share our thoughts and let you know what we did and what we think, and why.  But don’t purchase it until YOU are sure. ALL SALES ARE FINAL!

~ Russian Tigger


2 responses to “Do I Want That? Greaser Quagmire

  1. He’s too expensive even with the wealth of free clams. Nope


  2. cant afford him and dont like the costume


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