Fast Times At Griffin High Character Profile: Chemically Castrated Chris

Hey classmates, want to come hang out with the cool kids? No, me neither, let’s just laugh at their profiles instead.

Chemically Castrated Chris is making his High School entrance as part of Fast Times At Griffin High  event.

Let’s throw you some information on what Chemically Castrated Chris can do in our silly lil games.

Chemically Castrated Chris is a New Character Costume added during the The Fast Times At Griffin High  event. As with many costumes in the game in order to get him you have to collect lots of stuff! You will be directed to unlock him via the XXX questline. Tapping on Go will take you to Al’s where he can be made.

9 Curlers (Always):: Clear Cheerleader
10 Hormone Pills (Common): Clear Science Experiments, Dr Nolibido’s Castration Clinic
16 High School Diplomas (Uncommon): Attack Michael Pulaski, Principal Shepherds Office
51 Khaki Pants (Rare): Clear Dropouts, Connie Shop Til She Drops, Dr Hartman Buy Slacks

Once you have finished collecting all the Materials his Costume requires, it will just take you just 1s to finish up and “CREATE!” the Costume in Al’s. When the timer is up, just tap on the Check Mark above Al’s to pull Chemically Castrated Chris into your game.

He does come with a Questline, XXX, we’ll have more on that in another post.

Chemically Castrated Chris does come with a complete set of Tasks! Tasks that will help you earn $$$ & XP!

Let’s take a look at some of Chemically Castrated Chris’ Tasks:

Task Time Earns Drops/
Have Burlap Wallets 2hrs 30  20 
 Hitch His Wagin 4hrs 50  30 
Buy Therapeutic Socks 5hrs 50  30 
 Read 6hrs 65  45 
Release The Toads 8hrs 80  50 
Get A Perm 10hrs 90  59 
Give Up Girls 12hrs 100  65 

**Note: Within an Event, tasks may change and vary as the Phases come and go. So some of these tasks will be temporary. Others may be one time use. Some will stick around even after the Event. We won’t know until the Event Ends.


As this is a costume for Chris, just the usual Chris phrases.

And there you have it, the complete breakdown for Chemically Castrated Chris!

What do you think of Chemically Castrated Chris? Did you unlock him? What do you think of his tasks? Have a favourite? Let us know!

~ Russian Tigger













4 responses to “Fast Times At Griffin High Character Profile: Chemically Castrated Chris

  1. This one was impossible for me. I have all the items for a couple of days except the pants. I am just not able to get them to drop at all. No way will I get over 10 in under 3 hours. If the pants were cheaper, I might just get it. However, I don’t want to spend almost 200 clams for a skin that will be useless.


  2. his tasks seem boring ..
    READ ?!
    i love reading but it’s Chris so im supposing this will look awkward
    anyway i wont be getting him .. i still need all the curlers and half the pants


  3. 51 rare Khaki Pants – I still have less than 40.

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