KISS MY RING!
Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness… If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless – I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory…
… and for our mutual pleasure…
… I destroy it utterly.
Let’s all put on some Red Robes and head into Ming the Merciless’ Questline.