Quahog Valentine’s Day Walkthroughs: Phase 3, Can’t Buy Me Love, Cupid & More!

Hello There Clammers!

Valentine’s Day has arrived in Quahog & the residents of our Tiny Quahogs are really getting into the spirit of the holiday!

During phase 3 of the event several questlines will popup in order to better prepare our Tiny Quahogians for the holiday ahead!  Working your way through these questlines will help you earn additional Valentines to unlock more content from the store.

So what are we waiting for?  Let’s take a closer look at the main questlines for phase 3 that you’ll encounter…

Cupid 1

Can’t Buy Me Love Pt. 1
Peter starts

Shoo 4 Perfume Sprayers- x4, 2hrs Each.  Earns 5 Valentines, 12xp Each.

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Can’t Buy Me Love Pt. 2
Glenda starts

Have Glenda Burn Cursed Greeting Cards- 8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines, 50xp

At this point Rolling to the Movies will start.  Here you’ll have to Open the Movie Theater & send Joe & Bonnie on a date there.  

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Can’t Buy Me Love Pt. 3
Peter starts

Have Handsome Peter Put on a Gun Show- 12hrs, Earns 25 Valentines, 45xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Can’t Buy Me Love Pt. 4
Peter starts

Build Vajberry Bar and Grill- 500 Valentines, 4hr Build
Have Handsome Peter Doodle on Napkins- 12hrs, Earns 40 Valentines, 65xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Can’t Buy Me Love Pt. 5
Joe starts

Have Joe Perform Cripple Tricks- 1m, Earns $5, 3xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Can’t Buy Me Love Pt. 6
Peter starts

Have Handsome Peter Boost Ego- 12hrs, Earns 20 Valentines and 30xp
Have Glenda Be a Sexy Decoy at the Clam- 12hrs, Earns 20 Valentines and 30xp
Have Joe Go Undercover- 2hrs, Earns $30, 20xp

Right around now Post Traumatic Sweetheart Disorder should start up.  This is the questline for Cupid and this should trigger the Bench to be Built.  We’ll cover this questline below.

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Can’t Buy Me Love Pt. 7
Quagmire starts

Have Glenda Take a Selfie at The Clam- 10hrs, Earns 35 Valentines, 59xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Can’t Buy Me Love Pt. 8
Lois starts

Have Handsome Peter Steal Chris’ Allowance- 8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines, 50xp
Have Lois Pick Out Something Nice- 8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines, 50xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Can’t Buy Me Love Pt. 9
Mort starts

Have Mort Obsessively Count Cash- 12hrs, Earns $100, 65xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Can’t Buy Me Love Pt. 10
Glenda starts

Have Glenda Pretend to Like Men- 8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines, 50xp
Have Brian Brag About His Writing-
 6hrs, Earns $65, 45xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Can’t Buy Me Love Pt. 11
Peter starts

Have Handsome Peter Put on a Gun Show- 12hrs, Earns 25 Valentines and 45xp

Completed Task Earns 1 Clam


The following questline starts around part 6 of Can’t Buy Me Love.  This is the questline for Cupid

Post Traumatic Sweetheart Disorder Pt. 1
Peter starts

Build the Park Bench- 50 Valentines, 4hr Build

Post Traumatic Sweetheart Disorder Pt. 2
Peter starts

Get Things for Cupid- Collect STUFF to unlock Cupid.  Here’s what you’ll need:

Homemade Valentine's1,000 Valentines

Have Handsome Peter Boost his Ego- 12hrs

Have Glenda Order New Toy- 12hrs

Get the Cupid Statue- You can get this from either the Affection meter or the Homemade Mystery Box.  Each try in the box is 1,000 Valentines.  

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Post Traumatic Sweetheart Disorder Pt. 3
Glenda starts

Have Cupid Hunt for Love- 1hrs, Earns 5 Valentines, 12xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Post Traumatic Sweetheart Disorder Pt. 4
Cupid starts

Have Cupid Get Some Fresh Air- 8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines, 50xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Post Traumatic Sweetheart Disorder Pt. 5
Cupid starts

Have Cupid Attend a Therapy Session- 10hrs, Earns 35 Valentines, 59xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Post Traumatic Sweetheart Disorder Pt. 6
Cupid starts

Have Cupid Take Piano Lessons- 6hrs, Earns 25 Valentines, 45xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Post Traumatic Sweetheart Disorder Pt. 7
Cupid starts

Have Cupid Make it Rain Candy- 2hrs, Earns 10 Valentines, 20xp

Completed Task Earns 1 Clam


 

And that completes all of the main Valentine’s Day Questlines for phase 3!  We will cover Hot Meg and Benedict in another post.

Remember, you will need to complete My Funny Valentine questline in order to start Phase 3.  So if you’re still working on My Funny Valentine, you won’t see anything from Phase 3.

What do you think of the Valentine’s Day questlines? How are you doing on unlocking Cupid?  Thoughts on the dialogue?  How about the Valentine earning tasks?  Thoughts on unlocking Hot Meg?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

133 responses to “Quahog Valentine’s Day Walkthroughs: Phase 3, Can’t Buy Me Love, Cupid & More!

  1. As a newbie to this game cupid is unobtainable for me since it needs Joe at lvl10 and even finishing tasks with clams just wasn’t going to get me lvl10 Joe before the event ended HOWEVER thanks to this site I was able to plan ahead, I went the easier/faster hate route then with all my saved up cards purchased the boxes and now I have both love/hate goodies and I couldn’t be happier with my lovie-dovie stash 😀 I don’t have meg yet but hot meg is sitting in my Al Harrington waiting to go.

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  2. This is crazy. I’ve played several times a day, more than I would say the average user has, and am only on Part 3 of the task. I won’t even get to rebuild the Cupid bench before the event ends! Forget Hot Meg!

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  3. It will be a Christmas miracle if I get Cupid. I have 504 HMV and he is the only item left in the box. (I really thought I’d get luckier than this.) I didn’t buy any premium characters and have been grinding the whole time checking every two hours except when I’m sleeping or at my 2nd job. I need to get 1500 HMVs in just over a day. Those that are listing they have/had 10’s of thousands HMV were you freemium? I had no trouble getting hearts. That was so easy I ended up getting the Asylum way before we found out the statue was needed. I’ve had Hot Meg for days.

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    • I spent clams only on the 2 celeberties and ive got about the same cards as you. luckily I got the statue from the meter so ill just be a couple thoisand short of getting all the box prizes. I think people with that many cards must have bought a card generator.

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    • At this point in the event you should be making 1,000+ a day in Cards, so it is possible. What you need to do is prepare to unlock Cupid to get him quick. Have Peter and Glenda already doing the tasks needed to get Cupid, so they end when you have the bench built. Click on the bench to reveal Cupid and then Peter and Glenda. If done perfectly you’ll have Cupid ulocked within a few seconds.

      As for not having enough Cards, I did I just fine and I didn’t use any Clams except to buy Arnold, which only helped to unlock Hot Meg. I got everything from Rupert’s Box and have at the moment 2,000 Cards to spare, which I plan to use to load up on decos.

      What might have happened is that you mismanaged your characters’ tasks. What I look for when assigning tasks during events is evaluating payout over time. A good example is with Lois. She has multiple event tasks that are 4 hours to gain 20 Cards, but she also has a 4 hour one that gives 35 for Kneading Bread. Chris is another example. His 4 hour task Spying On Cupid gives 30 when all his others for the same time is only 20.

      My rule to get the most out of an event’s product is to always go for the 4 hour task, because it gives enough product based off time. Anything over 4 hours doesn’t give you enough product for time spent. I only go longer than 4 hour tasks when I go to sleep.

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  4. Well, it looks like my get ahead through stacking tasks isn’t going to work, because TinyCo designed the Can’t Buy Me Love quest line where tasks don’t exist in the character menu until the quest line assigns them. So it looks like I’m not going to finish this one unless there’s a miracle.io

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  5. I have played the game multiple(6-8 times daily) and I’m not even going to come close to completing all of this. I lost a ton of time when they reduced the hearts for the affection meter, and then had to turn around and go the opposite direction with collecting hearts for the Cupid statue. Really aggravated with this event…..

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  6. cupid aka fat legolas lol his face space is pretty funny

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  7. ?? I just fixed the cupids bench & I was checking out what all I need to unlock him & I need Cupid Statue. When I tap that it takes me to the love/hate prizes. How can I get a Cupid Statue??

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  8. 3 more quests to do almost hot Meg I have 321 hearts then that’s that done
    Glenda and Brian are pretending to like men and bragging
    Then it’s just Peter

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  9. Question: I’ll probably be getting Hot Meg either today or early tomorrow. With the event ending in 3 days, if I start her questline before it ends, will I be able to finish it after the event is over?

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  10. I’m on”get things for cupid” and I have to get the Statue… but… I’m already getting hearts fot Hot Meg! ***… now I can only get ib the box??

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  11. Quick question: I just got the last hearts to unlock Meg (i.e. the last heart-prize). Is there any point in collecting more hearts? I will happily ignore the PDA-couples from now on, they are starting to get on my nerves anyway 😉

    And follow-up question: I am at almost 30000 valentines, emptied the Rupert-Box and bought everything there is to buy. Do you have any insight if those valentines will be held over like last time, with another chance to win more stuff for the leftover valentines? Thank you ever so much!

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  12. My game keeps crashing and it’s causing me to fall behind. When it crashes it makes me lose the clams from the event and miss pad couples. This is a pain! I start playing on android and it crashes so immortals switch to iOS and BAM pda couples are GONE! I have to do the same tasks over and over excuse it doesn’t retain them once it crashes. Ios crashes less than android. I am hoping I unlock Cupid and hot meg score this event ends. I am down to 100 clams so I want to spend wisely! I have already purchased clams to get Arnold so I am not willing to purchase 2nd time for the same event I rather spend my cash on real world items! I love the game but NOT the crashing! It doesn’t seem to matter which version of android I’m using both kitkat and lollipop are crashing. I hate that ios didn’t get the pea timer because that helps a lot! My dates also fail to launch when the game crashes…Ugggh almost 200 love hearts MAYBE I can get 350 in 2 days and the statue of Cupid without spending my money….one can only hope.

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  13. I was trying to be smart time wise and start a 12 hr task so when 8hr one finishes the next long one was started… Just went to prep my next 8 hr Glenda for the love quest and had a brain fart sending Meg & Quagmire on an 8 hr quest for her quest forgetting Glenda was Quag… Aaarrrgggh

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  14. Hi, I’m trying to get cupids statue in order to be able to unlock Cupid, however I didn’t opt for that as my prize and I’m now onto winning hot Meg so missed my chance to get it. I just bought 10 boxes for 1,000 valentines cards and no luck so now all out of them!

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  15. Are we going to get to see Hot Meg’s She’s all that quest line? I’m on part 4 w/her & am anxious to know who I should have available for the next parts…hopefully I asked in the right place:) Thanks!

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  16. 2 days, 14 hrs to get 311 hearts for Hot Meg and only about to start Cupid quest line today 😔

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  17. I can’t remember from prior events if you have to finish every single task in the quest line to fully unlock a character. If I have cupid himself completing tasks in his quest line and Meg completing her tasks and the valentine’s event ends what happens? Will I still be able to keep cupid and Meg? Will I be able to finish out those quest lines or will they just disappear? I know you might not know since this event obviously hasn’t ended yet but do you have any information in regards to this? I don’t remember if I experienced this in any of the other events I have played. As always thanks for your help! Y’all are awesome!

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  18. Ok there is nothing else for me to do. Not showing anymore quest line and the bench is still locked and i have no movie theather. Any ideas what im doing wrong? I mean there isnt anything showing me what to do. Cupid is still not available either.

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  19. didn’t know where exactly to ask this so I just decidee on this post!!:..Bunny or Alissa, was there MORE questlines to the “Rolling To The Movies”???!!..in that part.1, we just had to Repair the Theater and then put Joe and Bonnie on a date to there, was that just the only quest in that particular questline?.. ❤

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  20. There’s no way I’m going to finish the Can’t Buy Me Love quest line at this point. I’m currently at Part 4 and a major of the tasks are 8-12 hours long each. Yeah, I’ll get Cupid unlocked by the skin of my teeth, but this looks to be the first time I didn’t finish all event quest lines.

    Yeah, I made a few mistakes like doing the Glenn and Cheryl 24 task and then lost another 6 hours by just sending Handsome Peter on a task seconds before not knowing I needed him after completing that 24 hour task.

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  21. Getting all content is fairly easy but theres no way to finish every quest by events end, not with all the 12+hour req’s

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    • The only way to do it is to stack tasks. You know who is needed for easy task, so you them so they end 5-15 minutes apart. The best time to do it for Can’t Buy Me Love Part 7, because the characters are different for each task part. I’m writing down what characters I need to do what, so it’ll be easy to organize the timing. If done right you’ll cut 36-48 hours of time.

      Yes, I know I just commented the same thing, but I didn’t figure out until reviewing the quest line how to do it until after I posted it. :p

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  22. Has anyone else just seen Arnolds tank?! Only 60 clams! I’m very tempted to buy it but only if it is animated or drives round crushing stuff! Haha

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  23. I’m not going to be able to finish the quests before the event ends, that’s the first time since I started playing during King Butt last year. I can only guess I delayed a few quests when trying to unlock Ida and Glenda leaving myself far behind. It’s going down to the wire to unlock Hot Meg too, I stupidly collected hate hearts for some unknown reason and had to backtrack about 100, I don’t have anywhere near enough HMVs to risk relying on Rupert’s Box to get the skin. It’s all went horribly wrong but I’ll see what I can get before the end.

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  24. I’ve gotten three mystery boxes but still no Cupid statue. I got the fountain and the theater, btw is surprising the theater doesn’t give and valentines card, so it’s a decoration??

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  25. Thanks for the this I may quit for in my opinion it is going to take too long to finish the quest. I may try to get it to Cupid but I do not know. The 12 hr tasks are what killing me and to be honest I do not like it how they want you to get hot meg. If my plan continues on the pace I will get her from the mystery box, I know you said you will address her storyline in another article but will you address if you get the voodoo shop instead of her.

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  26. Is it me or is the amount of hours for each task gotten extremely long…it’s almost 12 hour tasks gir every stage of can’t buy me love…sheesh.

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  27. So, I’ve now finished everything except the final part of the joint questline with Meg and Cupid. Got 10,000+ valentines to spare & about 300 love hearts accumulated on the affection meter. Hope they release some last minute mystery box in the next day or two.

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  28. Thanks. Me too.

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  29. I feel this will be a close call for me and may be the first event since the kingdom of the moon that I won’t get all the prizes. I’m still 255 hearts from hot meg, the task to unlock cupid hasn’t popped up yet and I still need 4 prizes from the handmade valentines box :/

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  30. Unlocked meg yesterday and cupid today so I’m happy. Any thoughts on whether we should still collect hearts? Also what about valentines? Do you think we’ll get another mystery box as they’ve done in the past as I’ve got 50,000 + burning a hole in my pocket.? Many thanks j

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  31. I’ve finished all the quests And unlocked all the characters. Should I still keep collecting hearts? I’ve seen a screenshot with meg in the middle hate on 1 side and love on the other? Do u know what this is for? I have over 800 love hearts (red) and 90,000 HV and nothing to use them on. Do u know if there will be anything else (boxes/prizes) to spend them on.

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  32. Are we going to be able to unlock Fighting couples, Perfume Sprayers and Enamored couples to buy in game use them
    because I’ve completely gotten all items from all missons gotten all love prizes and All Mystery Box prizes and I’ve gotten all character and costumes and I’ve gotten all Morning Arousal Coffee, Romantic Thoroughfare, and Casaroja Movie Theater Dates prizes and i gotten all of Stewie and Brian statues prizes.

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  33. There are a TON of quests to finish up in just a few days. Gonna be photo finish.

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  34. agg waking up early just to get cherly hot meg and hopefully cupid

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  35. What’s up with collecting hearts and broken hearts even after I got hot Meg?

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  36. I’ve created Hot Meg, but is there a use for collecting hearts beyond that?

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  37. It’s nice that Tiny Co waited until now to tell us that we needed the Cupid statue to get Cupid. Smh. Now I have to spend cards until I get it. If not, completing all these missions was a waste of time. Ridiculous!

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  38. After Hot Meg is there still a reason to collect hearts?

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  39. Do we really get 25 clams for completeing Cant Buy Me Love??? Or is that supposed to be valentine cards? Bec wow, all those clams sounds too good to be true lol 🙂

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  40. Hi. Can you win Meg’s costume from the new Rupert Box? On the initial pop up it lists Meg as a possible “love” prize, but when you click the prize button to reveal the entire list of prizes her costume is not included. Confused……..

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  41. If l unlock the movie theatre, will l get it at the end of the event? Since my game freezes a lot, l won’t be able to get Cupid, so what’s the point in opening the theatre?

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    • Theater is in the Handmade Mystery Box…that’s the only way to get it. So even if you repair it, if you don’t win it in the box you won’t get to keep it, unfortunately.

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  42. is there not a quest line for hot meg beyond unlocking/earning her?

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  43. Any idea what happens to the quests when the event ends in a few days? I get the characters and costumes will dissappear if incomplete along with buildings and decos. But if you only just unlocked cupid it might make his quest line a little tough to complete in time.

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  44. Cant believe i started unlocking cupid not even 24 hours ago n ill be completely done in about 8 n a half hours! By the time im done it will have only taken me a little less than 20 hours…i think thats the fastest ive ever unlocked an event character!

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  45. You’ve got Cheryl’s bench listed after “Can’t But Me Love 10”; wasn’t Cheryl a couple of weeks ago or, is this a programming timing error?

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  46. I really hope they extend this event. They added so much to do in the last two weeks. I play 24/7 but still am not going to be able to finish.

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  47. I opted to not get the Cupid Statue last week because it was a deco and I wanted a building instead. Now that Im on the Cupid missions it wants me to get his statue…too late. Is it now impossible for me to get Cupid???

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    • As the post says…you can still get it in the Handmade Valentine Box. It costs 1,000 Valentines for each try.

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    • I did the same, and i’m kind of upset. I started using my Valentines on the box and I got the coffee shop and bumper cars. I am going to keep saving those valentines and keep trying

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  48. I’ve unlocked hot meg and cupid. But I’m still collecting hearts. What am I still collecting for?

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  49. Anyone else had a similar issue to this? I just got all the hearts for Hot Meg, nothing happens other than I get the tick over her in the list? She isn’t around as a character/skin, I have nothing left to win/purchase from the HMV gift boxes, The story is still there saying that I need to obtain/win her and the screen has locks on both? Am I missing something with this?

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    • Check Al Harrington’s. See if she’s in there available to create

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      • Thank you very muchhhhh! (Said in my best English accent…Yes I am from England haha) I thought i’d messed up or it had glitched and was angry when Iost the hearts haha I checked my inventory and so on and everywhere but there…what a silly guy I am(being polite there)….I checked and she is there ready to create, Thank you very much for the help and keep up your awesome work, I love this webpage, it helps me alot!

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