Where The Hell…? Bird Beard Peter

In this lil game of ours, it is easy to get lost and so focused into collecting items or unlocking characters that we tend to forget the lil things that make the game what it is. Like Where the HELL did these items come from and why are they in our games?

Well I am here to do just that for you. Let’s take a look at the Family Guy Series and find out just Where The HELL Did That Come From?

In this post, I will be covering the Origin of a this hairy Bird Beard Peter. Why are there birds in his beard? How did they get in there? Do they hatch babies too?  Let’s take a look at the TV Episodes to find out.

Season 3, Episode 17: Brian Wallows and Peter’s Swallows
Peter is watching an Episode of “Grizzly Adams”. After seeing it, Peter is impressed by how confidant the man is. How majestic. So… Peter decides he needs to join the “Great Men of Beards”. A month later at Brian’s Court Hearing, we can see Peter has indeed grown himself quite the Grizzly Beard.

Later on while eating at the Chicken Coop, Peter keeps scratching at his itchy beard. He drops some crumbs from his dinner that are quickly scooped up by an incoming bird. The bird immediately goes into the beard. Pecking at Peter as he tries to get it out. He is stopped by a Ornithological Doctor who tells him he can’t touch it as it is the endangered White Rump Swallow. Once it has chosen its nesting place, it is illegal to remove it. So Peter is stuck with it whether he likes it or not.

Peter starts to get annoyed with the Swallow as it won’t let him get much to eat. Stealing his popcorn at the Movies then squawking so loudly it ticks off all the others at the Movie too. He tries to explain there is nothing he can do and everyone just needs to shut up. Peter can’t even kiss Lois without the Swallow mistaking her tongue for a worm.

He tries everything to drive the Swallow away. Loud music doesn’t work. Even threatening the Swallow with violence doesn’t do any good… until the gunshot breaks the window glass and the Swallow flies off. Peter is happy as now it’s all gone and he won’t have to deal with it… or so he thinks. The Swallow seems to have left a few babies behind. Peter actually seems happy about this.

Peter begins to become “motherly” to the lil birds. Regurgitating food for them so they can eat. Sharing milkshakes with them. Brushing their teeth. Even reading them a bed time story. However, it seems like they are leaving him a lil something behind in his beard. It is getting a lil “crappy” looking. Lois decides to step in to let Peter know maybe it is time to let them leave the nest. They are getting quite big. He says they are free to go at anytime they want… until they suddenly try to fly out the window and he slams it shut before they can get through. Peter finally gives in and drives to the woods to set the 3 lil Swallows free. He lets them hop out on to his finger then frees them and they fly up to the sky. He tears up as he tells them all goodbye.

A beard free Peter is later seen at the Clam having a drink with Brian. They’ve both had better weeks. (Side Note: This is also the episode Brian’s “girlfriend” Pearl appears in.)

That about does it. An episode where Brian finds the woman of his dreams a lil too late and Peter becomes a “Mother”. What did you think of this episode? Did you think this would be made into a lil Event? Did you remember the Birds in his Beard?  Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.

Til Next Time

~Bunny