Happy Weekend Clammers!
Well we’ve all made it through another week and the weekend is here!
All week we field your comments about your frustrations in the game and we wanted to give you (and us) a fun way for you to voice your frustrations and get it all off of your chest.
So welcome to WHAT THE DEUCE?!
Here’s your place to vent about anything and everything, Family Guy or not. Consider this your weekly bitch fest and get it all out with a good…WHAT THE DEUCE?! And start your weekend fresh! 🙂
Just be respectful of others & be mindful of the language.
Here’s mine for this week:
–WHAT THE DEUCE….I have to have the worst garbageman on the planet. 9 times out of 10 he doesn’t take the trash that’s in the bin. And when he does he gets selective about what he takes. So he’ll leave bags of trash in the middle of our driveway! Seriously what the frak dude?!
–WHAT THE DEUCE….what was with the Warehouse Raids?! The Mob Rep completely stopped dropping on the last part cutting me out of at least 1500 Mob Rep….
Now it’s YOUR turn…give us your WHAT THE DEUCE?! moments from the past week! Go on, get it off your chest…you’ll feel a lot better! 🙂
Family Guy Addicts 
WTD?! How are there people with 40,000 mob rep?! I check the game all the time and haven’t even broken 2000. HOW?!
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Lots of money and little sleep!
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WTD I play this game ever 1-2 hours from 5am to 11pm yet continue to drop on the leaderboard while the top 100 are light years from my total, what am I missing?
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One gold truck 6goons and no boxing gloves! Now waiting for lurches to clear! Uggh
Only at 2000 fedoras but have 3000+ Cookies. what do i need 5000 bonus cookies for if hedges are just decorations now? Thought that was a genius move by some, unfortunately I was saving cookies for tasks. Perhaps 1 hat vs 3 would have been reasonable, what else do we have to spend cookies on besides goons that earn em back?
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I have cleared four gurl scouts and did not receive a single Tuba. What is going on?
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What the deuce:
While I am loving this mobster quest I am not enjoying the drop rate on the tuba 😒 with all the work that goes into clearing one Girl Scout and the fact that you need 20 tubas, they should be a common drop or an always drop. I swear the uncommon drop feels like a rare drop because I have cleared 14 Girl Scouts only to have 4 tubas 😡 it makes me muy enojada when I don’t see a tuba drop 😂 lol…I can laugh about it but I am hoping to get CJ by the next upgrade 😒
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WTD, lol global ranks, 2 people over 50k Fedoras, wow I have really fallen behind,,oh wait, I am not cheating, ahh ok Never mind my WTD!!
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
There have been at least 2 people who got busted, and I suspect many more.
The 2 players who jumped up the list and had over 50k Fedoras are no longer on the leader boards, One person was sitting at 58k+ the other 50k +
They are no longer on the list and I went for 777 place to 709 place in a matter of an hour, even though I only got like 5 Fedoras during that hour.
Tiny.co FTW!
Keep on banning Tiny.Co
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WTD TinyCo, how about a little help for us severe game crash victims? I’m so far behind, I’m still trying to unlock Diabeto… good grief! I have no chance of getting anything out of this mess of an event, and for the first time I won’t be spending money on Any premium event characters or buildings, there is no point now… ughhh.
Maybe one positive note, I think all the crashing has cured my game addiction, my desire to play is pretty much gone now, but will still plod along I suppose.
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I had a problem yesterday, I saw a golden truck and had 5 goons, I spent 3 clams to speed up the last guy, I attacked the truck and the game crashed, I resultantly lost the 3 clams, the 6 goons and I didn’t get the 5 gloves. I sent them a message and got several quick replies, I did it again today but I got the gloves this time, I got a reply a while ago saying that the issue should have been resolved. I replied asking if I would get either the missing gloves, or my goons and clams back. I got a reply almost straight away saying that it isn’t possible to get the goons back(I suspected as much), but they instead gave me 10 clams! I ended up making a profit and I got very quick replies! I hope there aren’t more problems like this, but I did get the issue sorted quickly.
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The whole leaderboard thing is not fair. I don’t believe anyone has over 58,000 rep points without cheating. Unless they are spending thousands of clams on currency machines. Don’t see how that’s fair to players who only buy one or can’t afford to buy any. There should be different levels so people are competing with others at a similar level, and not having to compete with those who are cheating or spending hundreds of dollars.
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Before the crashing I was at 8k on the leaderboard now I’m at over 165k! I have emailed and messaged majorfail to see if they will lend a hand or explain things to me to no avail! Now the items I need come from locked or bought buildings but to unlock them I need those items! WTFD!!
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Not mad at all about this one, but I logged in to my game today was was given free clams for “buying coins” when I most definitely did not buy coins. I think it was 135 clams but I might be wrong
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I like how we have a mafia event with no mafia. So far it seems like a fat people pride event where everyone is going to insane lengths to get cookies. I mean FatFather, Diabeto, a skin for Cleveland who is, albeit the skin having nothing to do with this, fat, and his fat son. Even the preemium character, whilst not being fat, has not much to do with the mafia. So the only mafia is the Don which only some people will get. At the end of the event. Just seems weird to me.
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Alissa, think yourself lucky you have a bin, (garbage can), bin lorry mangled mine and wouldn’t give it back, I was told I’d have a replacement within days. That was 8 weeks ok. As they won’t uplift any waste that’s not in a bin I’m getting desperate. WTD
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TinyCo is on my last nerve right now. Mort’s dog food drops were so bad it took me 2 days to get enough to clear one obstacle on the last safehouse, so I was way behind when I should have been able to start this week’s stuff. Then, when I finally got Diabeto unlocked, they changed the task WHILE I was clearing it and put me another 12 hours behind because the new task ended in the middle of the night.
Then, when I finally got access to the new content, I cleared a gold truck and got no boxing gloves. To add insult to injury, Peter’s task to clear the first obstacle for the casino is glitched. Instead of finishing when the timer ran out, it showed a full bar with more than 16 hours on the timer. I had to spend a clam just to end the task.
Oh, and their customer “service” still hasn’t responded after I contacted them about Mort’s drop rate when I was 1 drop for 9 attempts.
Seriously, do they test ANYTHING at all before they release it?
(zoidberg)Your game is bad and you should feel bad(/zoidberg)
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Why am I unable to update on my iPad? It asked me too, but there is no update.
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Where do i start. Im normaly pretty happy with the game enough so to where i even buy a good amount of clams but for crying out loud can we start just have 1 phase without having any issues. Once in a while is excusable but its stsrting to get ridiculous. And “improper use of hedges”? What exactly did they expect? It was literaly the only thing in the shop for a while to use cookies on. Of course we were going to buy them for the fedoras. Why would we just let our cookies sit there and go to waste?
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I know. The hedges thing is one of those things that just makes me smh at TinyCo. They make it difficult for players who play legitimately to advance to the top of the leaderboard, without spending loads of money, so players find a way to (legimately) advance on the leaderboard, and then they take that advantage away. It’s seems greedy really.
Either design an item with an advantage, from the beginning, and own it, or don’t! If you find later you made a mistake, with it’s intention, you eat it a business. That’s how it works.
I personally did not get to take advantage of the hedges because I have been too freagin’ busy to notice and really play. I caught it all at the tail end but this is not the first time this sorta thing has happened for example, taco trucks anyone? Same thing.
Anyhow, done ranting. 😀
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What is worse is when you don’t even notice that it is a special advantage! I was buying the hedges because I love the decorative stuff like that. I use them instead of the streets to mark off areas. I bought 400 pipes in the fire-fighter event, and 400 purple space plants in the Star Trek event, and was planning on buying the same of the hedges in this event, but had no idea they were going to stop giving out hats. Hell, If I had known that it was a glitch and they were going to stop giving hats with the hedges, I would have spent every last cookie I had instead of spacing it out, with my intention being to buy 100 each week! *chuckle*
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what the deuce, I play at least every 2 hours and have only seen one gold cookie truck! Grrrr
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Gold cookie trucks spawn once every 24 hours and stay in your town for 4 hours to give you enough time to get 6 goons to clear it.
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iOS app now says needs updating yet there is no update! I also tried uninstalling and reinstalling
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Nvm answered already
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Same issue. No problems playing on android app but still no luck on the IOS format.
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This whole event has be on big on-and-off What the Deuce for me. Haha!
I’m fairing well, haven’t had many glitches, managing to stay in the top 10,000, but I seriously think they should drop the Don to even the top 15,000 players to help players who were locked out for a few days catch up.
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How can you get the hats faster ??
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Just play. There are lots of Buildings to get them from. Tasks. Questlines. It all just depends on how YOU play. Some tips are coming up.
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I personally send characters on 2 hour cookie/hat earning tasks, and take out the purple trucks that seems to be one of the best ways to earn them also the raids have good payouts. But the only way to earn them faster is with clams as the and use the info on this vary site Bunny & Alissa work hard and the info is extremely helpful.
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I think there should be a separate queue to mobsters and Lucadors. It’s not exactly cool to make the lucadors wait behind your mobsters since you also require 2 (an hour apiece) for either an obstacle or girl scout.
They can still use the 6 or 9 or whatever max number they have. That aspect doesn’t have to change.
I’m still doing the math as Cleveland requires 125 gloves. Currently, it requires 25days of getting the gold trucks to accomplish that. So you need access or keep the 6 wandering (since you can’t now count on them be in the same cue with lucadors), so you lose the ability to take out the purple trucks for the hats. You see where I’m getting at? WTD. 😦
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Bugs, bugs, bugs.. the game was full of bugs due to the warehouse. .. and the end reward???
Cockroaches????
That just aint right…
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Honestly, when are they (Tinyco) gonna provide more land. It’s truly infuriating. 12 events and no where to put anything.
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What the duece!? I can’t get Olivia because I need to do dance hall days, part 4. But for some reason I can’t seem to get it started. I have done all the blimp launches but I can’t seem to find any way to make progress on this.
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What The Frakkin Duece is up with these Gold Trucks?????
Got ONE since event began!!!!
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I’ve got 3 of them… still no boxing gloves
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WTD the fancy hedge fence deco isn’t giving the hats no more when you buy them?!?!
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What the deuce, my game crashes on startup for several days now and TinyCo doesn’t bother to answer its support mails.
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the gold truck only drops 5 gloves which means we need to do this 25 times. and with 26 days left in the event, only one of these can be missed…unless you spend clams for a building that drops gloves. come on man…
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That’s nice in theory, but as yet they aren’t actually dropping any gloves…so the whole endeavor becomes pointless.
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I have attacked the gold truck twice now and no gloves dropped. It’s such a joke.
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I’m not sure if you mentioned it but I got the other shady RV and it says I can get 9 but when I keep pressing hire it says I’ve reached capacity pls help
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There is Queue MAX and there is Capacity.
Queue: You can ONLY hire and process up to 6 Goons at a time. You will then need to release some into the game to make room to Hire More.
Capacity: That is how many Goons total you can have active in your game. In other words, if your capacity is 9… you could have 3 Goons wandering your town and 6 processing for hire at Copahavana.
So if you want more, wait for those in process to hire to complete… then you can keep hiring more til you hit your Capacity.
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I don’t normally do WTD posts, but this time….
Flippin’ WHAT THE DEUCE with the 20 Tubas for Cleveland Jr??? I have been pushing hard for them and still only have 1! Thankfully I have the Gentleman’s Club, but dang now. HORRIBLE drop rate!
Not FG related, but seriously though…. what is up with the smart mouthed, rude cashiers at grocery stores lately??? It’s horrible that I get flack for asking for my milk jugs to be put in bags instead of being forced to use handles that do not fit my hand. Is it THAT inconvenient for you? Yeesh!!!
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What the deuce!? I can’t get through (or even start) the warehouse raid for the 3rd time without the game crashing. But everythig else is fine. Ahh!!! Waiting on a reply from tiny co.
Off to paint some furniture! 🙂 Hopefully I will have better luck with that than this game.
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I had the same problem for days. My eventual solution was to put almost all of my buildings into inventory. Only then was i able to complete the pinata obstacle without crashing. Give it a try and see if it works for you. Fyi
ps i only had buildings and items that paid cash out of inventory anyways and once i hit 3mil in cash i didn’t really need them out anyways but my town certainly looks empty. Lol… hope this works for you. I know it was frustrating the heckler out of me being deadlocked on this event l.
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WTD? I thought we were all having a bad week with issues in this game. Just now there was a large group of people next door yelling. Today is the graduation ceremony for University of Washington and my neighbor had his whole family fly in for the ceremony. Problem is that he is one class short of completing his degree and thought the school would still allow him to receive his diploma since he is taking the course during Summer. But his missing course is pretty important and so the school said he couldn’t participate. He didn’t tell his family that he wasn’t graduating and now they spent all this money to fly here for nothing. His mom is currently in the hall crying…
Dude is in trouble. I’ll take FG:TQFS crashing issues any day over creating a family crisis and causing mom to cry in the hall…
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What the deuce!!! I have over 6000 cookies but says I don’t have enough to hire goons?? Slowing me down in the game!!
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What the deuce!!! I have over 6000 cookies but it won’t let me hire goons! It says I don’t have enough!! Slowing me down in the game!
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I keep seeing golden trucks but can’t click on the bc it crashes my game!!! And all I’ve gotten is a automated response from tiny co. Frustration at its max.
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What the deuce!! Wasted 6 goons on a gold truck and no boxing gloves! Also having issues putting characters to task and logging back in to find them doing nothing. I spent clams to hurry a Fatfather task so I could put him on a casino task only to come back and find him on previous task but still missing clams. Plus, spent cookies to build Brass Knuckle Emporium and came back to lost cookies but no building.
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I thought I was the only one having these problems. My first gold truck was a dud, also. Then I got a 2nd one later the same day, but my hired goons had fallen out of the queue so I couldn’t click it. It’s like the game doesn’t save properly, so I come back to characters not on the tasks I sent them on, goons not being hired, even the daily Ollieland clam being missing/reset. Been happening since Star Trek. TinyCo’s non-response – we’re backed up, let us know if you’re still having problems. WTD happened to this game?!
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Me too!
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Wtd Bunny is in second place at the world rank? C’mon, Lucky Bouncer, it must be Bunny! ;P
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Lol. Nope. That’s not me.
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😉
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That was my theory, 😀 you guys must be up there in the top ten
🔝😊
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WTD I tried to post a comment but wasn’t logged in!
I was going to say…that was my theory, you guys must be up in the top ten on that leaderboard 🔝🐰😊
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I sometimes wonder if TinyCo actually plays the game. This round requires so many Lunchadors and so few ways to get the masks to create them. Four if you’re freemium and that is assuming Diabeto is at level 5. More and more it feels they just slap events together without any planning or consideration given to what they are requiring players to accomplish without being in the game 24/7.
Also when I report an issue it would be super swell if they could get back to me in a reasonable amount of time. Three weeks is NOT reasonable!
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I’m pretty much log jammed in my game. I have a quest line task to remove Girl Scouts, but no way to get Masks. Its like TinyCo doesn’t plan how the tasks timing work with each other making plying the game a hot mess.
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obviously they don´t play the game. after all what is there to “play”?
it´s nothing more than a “collect addiction” generator. well, i spent real cash for mr. spock, because it was supposed to go to the nimoy foundation, but that was the first and last time tiny got any cash from me. c´mon this isn´t a complicated AAA game, it´s a simple picture clicker, and they can´t even code something like this bugfree? was there ever an event where everything worked as it was supposed to? not since i play the game.
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So very true. I bought Spock too for that reason only. But unlike other events, this time previous premium chars have no 1day action for a few cookies. Lame
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Wtd: tinyco not responding or giving word of any plans to help those completely screwed by the lock out.
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Yeah, they totally ignored the comment I sent them on that, though they did let me know they were aware of the fact that the gold trucks don’t work…so double useless.
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What the deuce. I NEVER get support responses from TinyCo during an event. Weeks worth of support requests went unanswered during the Star Trek event, with a pathetic “sorry but we are unable to assist you since the event is now over” reply (WTF!!) Never got any reply to my Nature Week support request. Now here we are onto the Mobster event and all the same old problems, bet I am screwed this time too. I dont have this problem with any other games that I spend money on. If I ran my business like this, I would be replaced.
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They do have weekends at tiny co they need a break they should answer your reply around Monday or Sometimes Tuesday
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One year later, and they still manage to crash every event and have to manually fix the droprates, deuce the what!
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WTD! These gold trucks didn’t give me my boxing gloves!
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Have you upgraded Peter’s mansion?
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I haven’t been able to play since Monday because my game constantly crashes. I’m going through withdrawals.
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What the deuce. Why does the playground still have snow on it when it “melted” in the rest of town months ago
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You probably have to change the skin. Some of my buildings atill have snow bc i like the pay out better
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I think you need to change the skin yourself by tapping on the playground and tapping on the original skin.😊
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Isn’t there a little box under the timer that you click on to change it back to normal?
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Just checked, click playground > click green arrow on left side > click red circle.
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Are you using the Christmas skin?
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Its a christmas skin, you can change it…
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You have to change it by clicking on the Quahog calendar button and altering the month to June, yours must be set on January or something winter 😀🆒🆕
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What the deuce, why still I’m June is there snow on my playground in quahog. I keep waiting every update for it to go back. On both iPhone and iPad
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You still have the skin on it to take it off just click the skin icon on the park and change it to the regular skin 😀
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Because you haven’t changed the playground ‘skin’ back to normal. 🙂
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It’s because it’s a building skin, if you tap the playground you should see an arrow pointing down, if you tap that you can change the skin back to the original non snow covered playground.
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My “what the deuce” goes to the good folks at Tinyco — not because the Windows 8.1 game I have won’t load (Wednesday night was the last time it worked) — but because of their failure to respond to two days worth of emails and tweets. It is 2015, not 1975. I’d love to hear back from you…..any time now?
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Good luck. Anytime I’ve messages them it takes at least a month to hear back. By then the event is loooong over.
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I have an add-on to my “what-the-deuce”. Tinyco never responded to my inquiry from Thursday, so I resent my request today. I received an automated request asking for my player number. I responded that I was inquiring about the Windows stand alone game so my player number was showing as 1. Their response? The same automated request for my player number. WHAT THE DEUCE?
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So I am collecting boxing gloves for a Cleveland Brown skin, because it is part of the Mob Wars event, but The only way I can get Cleveland Brown to use the skin on is if I buy him with clams?!?! TWD!!!
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The skin isn’t required to complete the event, he will probably just add some extra tasks to earn things. I didn’t play when he was unlockable for free and had to buy him. I don’t think it would be very fair to anyone else that paid for him to find out he was free afterwards. It’s the same problem with the new Consuela skin. It looks like lots of people won’t get the skin, but if they do, they also get Consuela for free, lots of people have spent the 300 clams to buy her and now find that she is being given away for free. I was upset to see after I bought her(admittedly, two or so months ago) that people could get her for free. I think that skins should be the same as Tapped Out though, if you get one for a character/building that you don’t have, it should remain in your inventory until you have it. It shouldn’t be something that you lose if you don’t have the character.
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The game is telling me I need to update when I play on my iPad but there’s no update in the App Store. Confused…
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Did you play your game on an android device at all in the last couple of days? Remember Android’s update hit before iOS. So if you started the game on an android, you won’t be able to play on iOS until that update hits (they’re waiting for Apple to approve it)
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Yeah which sucks because the game is super unstable on my phone. It crashes and resets my wallpaper several times a day. Only way I can play when I’m not home though.
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What the deuce? I finally find a golden truck AND have six goons free, still no boxing gloves! That was a waste…
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same thing for me about 1 hour ago, got a coin and a hat but no boxing glove
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My GF is in the same boat. Twice now. She did message TinyCo though.
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The same thing happened to me last night so I messaged TinyCo right away. I didn’t get a reply but today by tapping on the shopping cart> Event tab> purple i on Fight Promoter Cleveland I found that I have 5 boxing gloves credited. I don’t know if TinyCo even had a chance to do anything.
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If you haven’t upgraded peter’s mansion it won’t drop
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In that case they should not have gold trucks spawning until that even too. It’s called common sense.
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Hadda problem garbage man once, I left a six-pack on top of some “questionable” refuse and it was GONE like the swallows from Capistrano….
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lol good to know. I think we have rotating ones. Because some weeks everything goes and the can is put back nicely. And other weeks stuff’s thrown in the driveway and the can is just thrown with the lid open (usually when it’s pouring with rain out)
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Wish I had a protected Union job!
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Then join a union, I guess?
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