What The Deuce?!

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Happy Weekend Clammers!

Well we’ve all made it through another week and the weekend is here!

All week we field your comments about your frustrations in the game and we wanted to give you (and us) a way for you to voice your frustrations and get it all off of your chest.

So welcome to WHAT THE DEUCE?!

What the Deuce

Here’s your place to vent about anything and everything, Family Guy or not. Consider this your weekly bitch fest and get it all out with a good…WHAT THE DEUCE?! And start your weekend fresh! 🙂

Just be respectful of others & be mindful of the language while commenting. Censor yourselves so we don’t have to!!  


Here’s mine for this week:

WHAT THE DEUCE… “Almost there”. I really really had high hopes, overall yes the many changes in place are really helping and making the game go a lot smoother, sadly that cool “separate play field” created some pretty drastic glitches that tossed a wrench in the game play this go round. Almost there… but keeping up hope it is still getting better.

WHAT THE DEUCE… “Bed Rest”. I have too much to do, I don’t want to be stuck in bed. I go stir crazy. BLAH!!

 


Now it’s YOUR turn…give us your WHAT THE DEUCE?! moments!  Go on, get it off your chest…you’ll feel a lot better! 🙂

190 responses to “What The Deuce?!

  1. So, as it turns out. 8 guys daily for epic items. 4 and 6 hs tasks. that’s 4 times/day. 8*4=32 tries/day. 32*6(days)=256 tries. 8 epic items. 3% chance? Hell no!

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  2. Aaaaaaaaaaand I don’t have Scrotes. Literally, sent missions every day, every 4 hours. Did not miss 1. Only to sleep… which is common sense. I still don’t get to unlock Scrotes. Really.. really? i had 5 guys (I believe) collecting the epic stuff. 5 guys, every day, the whole event. And you tell me I can’t get 9 epic drops? REALLY NOW? Oh man am I pissed right now.

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  3. TinyCo sends me an email asking for feedback about how happy I was with their customer service. I followed the link, answered the question (2*, not happy) and typed up a nice reply explaining why i recently quit playing the game. I hit “Submit” and I get an error message that just says “Invalid Token”. Well, that right there sums up everything that’s wrong with TinyCo. It also solidifies my decision to quit wasting my time on a game that doesn’t work, run by a company with zero customer support.

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  4. Hey I know the issue regarding gudg has been mentioned before, but just curious as to if they’re still working on it because they replied back to me last night saying it was fixed when it isn’t. It’s just a bit frustrating because I feel like I’m going to miss out on don Corleone because of it.

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    • This is the 3rd set of patches they pushed. I’m sending feedback that for some it’s still not working.

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      • Hi bunny,haven’t been able to play for 2 days now! After getting Don for free (yeah) I send him on a task and now my game crashes on loading screen,turned device on/off, had just stored Xmas stuff to. Can’t reinstall cause game not in play store!(have tiny con broken to many rules and got pulled?) I have message them but not holding my breath for a reply! Also tryed bluestacks & Facebook but still No Hope?!! Oh well maybe it’s a sign to quit the game? Thanks

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  5. I have collected everything I need for GUDG. When I go to collect him, it freezes. Anybody else have this issue? I’ve contacted Tiny Co but haven’t gotten a response.

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  6. I’m pretty happy that I was able to obtain all the necessary items to unlock greased-up deaf guy. Unfortunately, everytime I try to unlock him, my game crashes. Ive contacted tinyco and have restarted the game but it still crashes. I’m so close! Tis unfortunate .

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  7. Not taking a chance on these mystery boxes. But If I could just choose the particular characters I want out of each box and give a few clams for each of the ones I do want I would do that. Maybe you could even make a bundle deal there.

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  8. Hey bonny so this might be a little off topic but by any chance to you have any sort of idea when they will release the star wars event because I love it and wanna get clams before it comes. Also I was wondering if u knew how much longer we have to try unlock Don? Thanks

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  9. My WTD is… I have one quest showing “feel the burn part 2 ” wants me to have Quagmire do wiener curls. Quagmire does not have the option to do weiner curls. What do I do?

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  10. Trying to unlock Greased Up Def Guy and Det. Scrotes. Needing 4 of a item to help unlock or 7 or maybe even 12 or so of a particular item to unlock a character is fine but needing 25 or 30 items to unlock a particular character is a bit much.

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  11. Same as most, i check in multiple times a day even sneaking in at work from time to time. Since the start of this mini event I’ve only accumulated 2 beard trimmers so far. Every time after waking up 19 checkmarks yeah, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing a pair of glasses, nothing, nothing, a pair of glasses, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, a tub of grease, nothing, nothing, nothing, apair of glasses, nothing. Were all the beard trimmers at. Were all the donuts at. Then 4 hours later same thing. The only thing that droped fairly decent was the rock candy, and those first 2 drops were 3 at a time but it took 2 days to get the last two. It’s very disappointing to check in all the time with many characters collecting stuff and getting basically nothing, it’s like why even bother. But me being an addict i always get my hopes up every time i check in, then find myself at the what the deuce post ranting about the crappy drop rates along with everyone else. Maybey tiny co. does it on purpose to keep bunny always busy……..hmmmnnnn.

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  12. The Road to the North Pole Event was a cool concept, but as a person who has never seen The Terminator movies, I have never seen any of these characters before, and X-Mas is not supposed to be about war. As with Best of 2015, I have the same concerns as the Best of 2014. The drop rates were ridiculous for both 2014 and 2015

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  13. Quick question and wtd. When the Christmas event ended I noticed my clans down by about 200. I thought I was just crazy, but i know i didnt purchase any characters or bump tasks to the tune of 200. Now i noticed some others had this issue, how will this be resolved?

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  14. I just want to say that I found the Raid to North Pole very slow moving, and boring. I am so glad to be done with it. I do think it should still be snowing, as winter still has two more months. By far the most boring event they’ve had.

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  15. Hello Bunny & the team… I don’t know if you can help… I’ve been on this game since the start… I’ve had issues before and tinyco reply within a few days… This time I’ve sent a msg every day from 27 Dec to 07 Jan and not had a reply… The Xmas event was ruined due to bugs/issues and they’ve not had the decency to come back to me. I sent screen shots etc…. Nothing……

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    • Do me a favor… stop sending messages. I know you want the issues resolved but flooding emails isn’t the answer. They are…well… a tiny crew and matters will take time. Some more than others. So one message, wait 5 days, then if nothing back send a follow up, repeat.

      Also watch our site to see if it’s an issue impacting multiple players. If so, they will utilize sites like mine to answer multiple players at once.

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  16. 19 tasks for stuff. 3 drops. 2 uncommon and 1 epic. Rates are soo unfairly awful

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  17. WTD…. I want Tiny Tom Cruise in my game soo bad. And soooo now.

    WTD…. Can we please just have a clam event? Something that’s pretty much just a huge clam grab, even if it’s only for a weekend. I think it would boost morale among us wounded soldiers who got butt raped by the North Pole event. I have a hole is my soul only clams can fill at this point.

    WTD…. these recent events are driving me mad. As an adult who has a job and a life, I can’t spend the time this game demands to unlock everything. During the Raid to North the Pole event, I didn’t finish part 2, unlock Sarah Connor or anything. I barely made it out of the starting gates by the time the event ended. I was diligently checking the game once or twice a day, which is commonly all that a working person’s schedule will allow. I am legitimately sad to say I was only able to get about 10% of the way through this recent event. Tone it down a bit, Tiny co! You’re working us like slaves!

    HOWEVER, I finally just unlocked Tom Tucker , and I am well on my way to get Mayor West. I’m honestly more excited to get Mayor West than I ever was to get Stewie lol. So that’s a plus. And I’m still very happy about clam TV making a reappearance.

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  18. Yea I kind of really miss the snow to.

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  19. WTD?!? That was an awfully quick thaw. I want my snow back! I finally got acclimated and stopped shivering every time the game launched, and they take it away.

    TinyCo must not realize that winter goes on a tad longer than January 7….

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  20. lol
    it’s the last day and I haven’t even unlocked the quagmire section on north pole…
    I’m playing from day one and this game is getting more demanding with every new event…. plus it’s getting really boring…

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  21. I love how the event is wrapping up and they still have not changed the drop rate on the watches for Brians Spy Costume. I still need 12 and I have more then enough clams to purchase it but it’s the principal of it all and I just flat out refuse to spend clams either what I had already purchased in to the game or received from them. But yet it is still dropping the other items fairly often, where I have such a surplus of them, 81/55, 54/30, 42/25 I mean WTD lol I don’t get upset anymore over the game it’s just silly to me to do so but it does still get soooo many eye rolls from me that I feel like Meg trying to put in her contacts ha. I also noted that the God count had dropped since last night in to today but it does seem to be on track at moment where it’s currently at 39,857,025,785 so we should have him in the game soon. Bunny you rock with everything you do, I do feel bad for you allot of the times because everyone comes down on you like it’s your fault when you are just this awesome chick (no disrespect 🙂 that just goes above and beyond to help us fools out and bring smiles to us every day.

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  22. WTD??? I am a cat person, hell, I even qualify for many as a crazy cat lady, so I HAD to get the santa kitty, to go with all the other kittens I collected from the various events. So I spent time and effort to complete the other challenges for what they euphemistically call “prizes”, A huge drumming teddy bear (but at least he actually paid out bells, and from there, a miniscule NPC of a dog with a cart, cute but meh, then a miniscule seal followed by a miniscule reindeer, neither moves or does anything, but at least I was going to get the grand prize… wait, the “grand prize” is a miniscule santa kitty statue? It doesn’t move, it doesn’t do anything, and it pays out nothing! How is that a grand prize if it is not at least better than all the ones that came before it?? Sheesh, unless I zoom in, I can barely even see it on my screen! Worst. Challenge. Prize. Ever.

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    • My thoughts EXACTLY!!! Sooo disappointed about this challenge because the cat isn’t even animated, and I could’ve been using all that wasted time on collecting medals for the leaderboards instead. Smh

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  23. I’m thinking about quitting this game. With every new event I never make it pass week 2 due to glitches, bugs, and crashes. The list goes on & on. I really liked this game but these events are just getting ridiculous. Why can’t it go back to how it was when the game first started.

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  24. I’ve been playing for nearly 18 months and this is the buggiest event ever. I usually shell out 10$ for each event. Developing is hard. I appreciate what they so. I wish I hadn’t paid anything this time.
    This sucked.
    I am waiting for it to end.

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  25. “Family Guy: The Quest for Panic”.

    You need this character to do this task to get this item to send this other character on another task to get this other item to trade in for these materials which you need in order to trade for these other materials that are needed to buy things you need to just get through the questlines or else you will not be able to progress beyond this point and you do not want to miss out so why not just spend a few Clams so now you can send this same character on a different task that is also needed to get a different item for this additional material needed to get ahead or you will not be able to unlock the next phase so why not spend a few Clams it is only a few Clams so you do not miss out on next week and next week will be even better than this week so just spend some Clams and you can unlock the next phase and the next phase has even more items and more tasks and more materials and more potential to fall behind but you do not want to fall behind so why not spend a few Clams and you can catch up with everybody else because now there is a leaderboard and somehow the leaderboard means everything because if you do not win you are a loser and nobody likes a loser so why not just spend a few Clams to get a better ranking so you can hold your head high and tell everyone you know that you are in the top bracket of the leaderboard and that means that you are awesome and that always feels good to say so why not spend a few Clams unless you really want to settle for second place and not be able to say that you have every single item that has ever been released for this game because this game is life on a small scale and you do not want to miss out on anything and right now you are losing progress because you are thinking too hard about everything and not paying attention so you just sent that character on an 8 hour task but you needed him to do this other task or else this other character will not be able to do their task and now you might miss out on the weekly challenge and even though the prize is just a decoration that you will probably just store in the inventory you absolutely have to have that prize so why not just spend a few Clams and everything will be alright and you can keep playing and making progress and know that you did not miss out on anything and not lose sleep worrying about the grand prize which is yet another character to rank out and store in the inventory but you must have that prize so why not spend a few Clams to reach your goals it is just a few Clams and it helps to not think of them as real money which is why they are called Clams so why not just spend a few Clams it is just a few Clams JUST SPEND SOME CLAMS!

    So when is the next event?

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  26. Welp, here is mine- I was in the 2000 to 3000 spot on the leaderboards before the whole crashing on loading screen shenanigan for 2 or 3 days. When i finally got back in I was bumped off the leaderboards. Might have been able to get back in the 5000s except a day or two later the game told me leaderboards has ended! I stopped playing as much since there wasnt anything left to do. Check back in 2 days later and leaderboards are up. Wtd…what a mess

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  27. My WTD today is simple…. Why do I have 225 top hats 167 toy cars, 248 chestnuts and 4 gum drops and 5/6 exchanges in my present exchange require elf shoes which I cannot obtain until I unlock the helicopter and Quagmire…… But I can’t unlock them with no viable options for present exchange! For more than 48 hours now I’ve been unable to exchange for a single present, despite collecting and running battles constantly. Why does tiny Co constantly do these types of things? Why require an option for trade in when needed items are not unlocked to obtain that needed item? WTD INDEED!

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  28. My Nutcracker Truck garage disappeared and I had to replace but it reset the truck level to one. Got given some clams for the inconvenience but I wasnt able to progress attacking the base as it had advanced in level and Kevin Swanson wasn’t able to do any damage by himself. Eventually unlocked Snake Pliskin but even him and Kevin can’t even destroy one of the buildings/pine trees. I had enough resources to increase the truck to level 2 but it didn’t change things.

    This has made getting presents a very slow process as I can’t earn chestnuts. The only way to progress is to be spend many more clams than I was awarded. I understand glitches happen but I annoyed this has caused me to be unable to complete part of the game that should not require spending money.

    Only just unlocked district 4 this week so I’ll not even see the last area.

    Already reported to TinyCo.

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  29. WTD?! Bee on this site for some time now and it’s fantastic! (Thanks Bunny & co). However, have started getting ads on my iPhone that come up and tell me I have to download a ‘free app’ (currently a flavour of Uber) to “unlock” / continue viewing the page… Not sure if this is intentional? Know ads are required to run a page like this but forced app downloads? 😦

    Otherwise, keep up the fabulous work, and I hope you’re on the road to recovery, Bunny!

    Cheers

    Ben

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    • It is something we have been seeing for a while now with ONLY iOS users. WordPress has found it is something in the iOS coding from the feedback we get from them.

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  30. Why is Veteran Herbert locked? 😦

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  31. Almost done with week 3, YAY! What? there’s 5 weeks? MEH

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  32. Never received my misfit prototype that cost 225 clams. I sent over 6 request and was ignored by Tiny co every time. Finally requested the 225 clams back since it is uf no use. This cost almost $10 dollars. Yes, I’m stupid for spending money because this games is notorious for crashing and loosing clams. But not to reply at all. I finally told them they were thieves and ask how would they like me taking $10 from them (after being nice, patient, understanding, etc. Because the GLITCH prior to Christmas ruined my game play momentum. Really wonder why I still play when I really just got the finger from tiny co. Hmm. Guess I need to rethink. Thanks for letting me vent. Now I must find another page to vent on and continue my bad press on Family Guy Quest of Thieves.

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  33. What the???

    All of the sudden my Quagmire, Helicopter, and Spy Brian are all locked?

    I don’t recall a timer……

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  34. I just wish there was more stuff to buy with presents… I have 2500 presents left over and nothing to use them for. The Halloween event had lots of cool characters and stuff that were really hard to obtain (the 24 hour timed items) so I really went all out collection presents thinking it would be similar. But all the 24 hour timed items this time have been pretty lame besides Lyle and now I have tons of presents left over.

    Not really a big deal though… Overall I enjoyed this event. I’m curious to know what will happen to our North Pole once it’s over. Do you think it will play into the multiverse thing?

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    • In the FAQs they say the north pole will disappear and everything that was placed in your north pole will be put into your inventory. I just hope EVERYTHING makes it’s way into our inventory

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  35. Here’s mine: yet ANOTHER glitch! After buying SS Bryan previously, he just now appears in the HQ as “Get Now” for me instead of locked, and my buildings are dropping items for him as though I don’t have him already (best I can tell he’s still on a raid with other characters but who knows!). Did something happen with SSB for others, too?

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  36. Season 3, Episode 13, “Screwed the Pooch”, pretty much sums up this event.

    After finally getting my vehicles back, having to re-upgrade them, finding out I can longer defeat Santas’ village, having to spend 4 DAYS straight(assuming I don’t sleep) of sending Peter and Santa on 1/3 missions, ugh….just a let down.

    Maybe I’ll eek out Snake, even that’s a big if..,. Kind of expected to be a week behind on this but wow…..

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  37. Steven Sorensen's avatar Steven Sorensen

    Has anyone noticed that the spy costume for Brian says it is expired? I wasn’t aware that that outfit had a timer on it(except for when the event ends). I hope this is a glitch that gets noticed quickly. I already contacted TinyCo.

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  38. WTD!!! I was saving presents to get Quagmire’s costume, only 5 left… I got them. I open the game and IT is locked?!?!?! now I can only get the toy warehouse, which I DON’t Want… I only wanted the Pilot costume!! why?!?!?! Did they change the order to get the last items? .. So sad 😦

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  39. Ok, seriously a WTD. I just managed to gather enough presents to unlock Fighter Pilot Quagmire. But as soon as I enter Santa’s Headquarters…it’s flipped. As in, the Toy Warehouse and the Toy Assembly Line are available for me to Claim, but Fighter Pilot Quagmire and the Toy Helicopter Landing Pad (and Secret Spy Brian) are showing as Locked?

    Is this happening to anyone else?

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  40. Just found Brian in Al’s so ignore previous comment. Thanks.

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  41. So, I finally collected 58 watches for Spy Brian and I was going to pay the 4 shells to buy the last 2, but Brian is now “Locked”. I can no longer see what I need for him or how many – he’s got a padlock on him and he’s greyed out on the first page of Santa’s Headquarters. I’ve tried every way I can think of to get to him – final snowdown part 9; Dogs Like Us and Hotel Rambo Pt 5 and it’s all the same. What gives?

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  42. I’m a lurker. I said it. I never rant, I never post. I visit this site for Bunny’s excellent tips and invaluable walkthroughs. I read others comments and nod my head and say Yeah! or D*mn Straight! But I’m a (mostly) freemium player and I know you get what you pay for.
    That being said, we can all admit that this was the worst event TinyCo has ever unleashed on us, right? Nothing worked right, everything glitched, we all have a big brown square that never activated, etc.
    I understand so many of the things that come into play during The Holiday Season: their Support Dept was understaffed, everybody wants time off during the season, at least they gave us an event and there was some support there, etc. but, speaking for myself, I would rather a few cute quest lines and some story that worked rather than an overly ambitious, poorly executed event with 100 decorations no one has room for anyway that just failed.
    I really do enjoy this game and I’m not quitting because I’ll never get Snowsuit Brian, I just wanted to vent for the first time.
    Happy New Year everyone. Thanks for the help and the random “OMG that totally happening to me!!” outbursts.

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  43. So I had Herbert’s costume where it was the next item to unlock. Check in an hour later, and it is no longer available to be unlocked but two items that would be unlocked after him are available for purchase. What happened? (Hope that makes sense by the way)

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  44. Not a rant, just a question. I’ve finished everything in the Main Questline to “The Lost Boys Pt.6”. I finished that two days ago and nothing has been given since. Joe and Herbert’s quests are finished (as far as I’m aware). So how on Earth do I unlock District 5? Also I just got Cleveland after saving up since day 1! (:

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    • Make sure all the needed Characters are free and check our questline rundown to see if you missed something… like unlocking land, building, etc

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      • Thank-you. I finally got it started and can now unlock Meg! However, I have a new problem. While Joe was giving himself a sponge bath, so that I can unlock his son, the game crashed and now he’s sitting outside Peter’s house doing the same animation he does when he is waiting to be unlocked. I’ve force closed the game and even deleted and re-downloaded. What should I do?

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  45. How come nothing I post shows up on this site? I don’t use bad language and I don’t understand what I am doing wrong??????

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  46. WTD! I bought the giving tree and two days in a row it didn’t give me clams. I have sent multiple messages with no response from Tiny Co. I finally started getting the clams, but still wanted the ones I paid for initially.

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    • It doesn’t drop clam items, they just get directly added to your total. And Consuela’s vacuum collects from the tree, so it’s easy to miss it happening unless you pay real close attention to your clam total.

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  47. WTD, I still need 38 watches for Secret Spy Brian; and I still cannot progress in my game because I cannot attack the Fake Tree Village. It’s stuck in destruction mode from when I was attacking when the big Christmas Eve glitch of 2015 happened. Blerg.

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  48. I could write quite an essay here, but will limit my WTD to present exchange options. I have some 150 nuts, but no option to really exchange them for presents. Even with the combos, I earn nuts at a higher rate than I’m able to trade them in. Why, TinyCo? Give us the option to exchange any single type of item in addition to combos!

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  49. My WTD is that I’ve missed out on this Christmas event, thanks to whatever’s wrong with the Amazon/Kindle version of the game. After about a minute or two, the game quits on itself and forces me to restart, and I lose half my progress when I do.

    I’ve reported it a few times and been told it’s a ram issue, that I should put away characters and deco’s, wait 10 minutes for the game to “load”. I only have characters out that I need for the event, as they’re all maxed, all deco’s are gone etc… The game loads fine. My previous tablet had no issue with the first couple of days of the event, even though it was the slowest and glitchiest machine in the history of everything. It was as soon as I replaced it with a shiny new Kindle Fire. They said it would be fixed in an update, well an update’s been and gone. It can’t be a ram issue, it can’t be a performance issue. The tablet is fine, everything else works top notch. It’s Family Guy, it’s Tinyco.

    It’s such a shame as it was my favourite free to play game. Now with ridiculous conditions for these events and an unplayable game… which I refuse to play on my mobile at this time, as the screen’s far too small. It’s a no-play for me.

    The other WTD: oh I need these items for Peter’s costume (no still don’t have that first costume, that’s how far behind I am), but I need this store/gift building, okay. What do I need for that, oh I need to attack something else. What do I need to do that, oh another item I need collecting. I’m not missing much. I like the game but this, even if my game wasn’t glitched, I’d probably not get very far. Oh well. When does the event end… maybe that will fix my game *fingers crossed*

    Sorry about the tl:dr, I didn’t mean it to be.

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  50. Anybody else notice an odd change in the Collective Leaderboard scoring?

    When I went to bed last night, the combined number was around 39.5Bil, which meant that we’d probably have God in under 8 hours or so. When I woke up this morning, that number was all the way back down to 36Bil and now sits at around 37Bil some 15 hours later.

    I don’t know if it was a bug or a intentional alteration in TinyCo’s part, but the decrease DID happen. I’d hate to think that they’re stacking the deck or anything to, perhaps, sell the character at a premium later.

    OT: I’ve got no idea how or if any freemium players have been able to climb up to the Top 5k of the Leaderboard. I’ve been hitting the game hard and regularly since the very beginning, but am nowhere near close the nearly 3,200 medals it takes just to crack the 5k ranking. I’ve only got about 1,500 at this point. I hate these leaderboards. They always seem to favor the paying players.

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