What The Deuce?!

Happy Weekend Clammers!

Well we’ve all made it through another week and the weekend is here!

All week we field your comments about your frustrations in the game and we wanted to give you (and us) a fun way for you to voice your frustrations and get it all off of your chest.

So welcome to WHAT THE DEUCE?!

What the Deuce

Here’s your place to vent about anything and everything, Family Guy or not.  Consider this your weekly bitch fest and get it all out with a good…WHAT THE DEUCE?! And start your weekend fresh! 🙂

Just be respectful of others & be mindful of the language.  

Here’s mine for this week:

WHAT THE DEUCE….Really, a WEEK extension?  I know it’s necessary for some players that had issues getting into their games…but I’m just so ready for the Enterprise to get the heck outta Quahog!

WHAT THE DEUCE….May 2nd already….where is the time going?!

Now it’s YOUR turn…give us your WHAT THE DEUCE?! moments from the past week!  Go on, get it off your chest…you’ll feel a lot better! 🙂

281 responses to “What The Deuce?!

  1. Not having Spock help in battling Borg is a massive omission for a premium character. Any premium purchase should help significantly with the battle game. Not making good use of a premium character within the very event it has been released in really makes one seriously question their value.

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  2. Ugh, what a fun week… Getting sick (hysterically I don’t feel sick unless I exert myself to any real degree, but my voice did its bass drop like it does when I get sick), getting stuck in construction traffic, having to fix a flat tire (SAME FREAKING TIRE I DID A MONTH AGO)…

    But is anyone else kind of “meh…” on Uhura’s looks? Don’t get me wrong, I loved her in the original series, but in the Family Guy style she just looks… odd… I think it’s the eyes, they really should have gone for more of the Guinan look where she’s partially squinting IMO. She just looks way too kid-like with them wide open.

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  3. Clevelandgrab's avatar Clevelandgrab

    I need green cubes. The system says that destroying Borg Cubes gives me greens. I’ve destroyed seven over the last two days an nothing. I think this is a lie.

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  4. HisNameisJames(quagmire's cat)'s avatar HisNameisJames(quagmire's cat)

    Wtd. I still have not received any of the 45 clams that I won after sending characters to the borg cube planet. I’ve had the prize show that I’ve won 5 clams 9 different times now, and for some odd reason, the clams just never show up. I sent a couple of in game msgs, and they responded asking me if I was still having this problem. I said yes and told them the amount of clams I was missing. I’m currently waiting for them to respond, but I’m REALLY worried that they won’t be able to reimburse me for the missing clams. I just think that it would suck if I didn’t get them back. It’s weird cuz I don’t think this happened to anyone else. =(

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  5. i was fighting the last borg Bertram and i beat in within the last 4 minutes and collected everything and then started frein up my other character then my game chrashed and when i was finally able to open it everyone had reset and it says i failed instead of beating him and it was like it never happened is there anything i can do about this because i really do not want to start over? please let me know

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  6. Ok, need some help from someone that might have gad the same problem. My game keeps saying that it cant connect to the server. I turned it off and on, removing the program, then adding it, and even updating the phone, all with the same message. Is there anything I havent tried? I hate to think I’m going to miss two people because of this!

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  7. This entire event, Bonnie has been used for the 6 hr synthesizer ore quests…over and over. I now only need Ohura – trouble is I need 23 MORE synth ores. Also all along the 2 hr quests on borgs was done for ores. They just don`t drop. Maybe they could allow a conversion to exchange ores for other ores.

    Riker gave 200+ of his ores and I still have well over 100. The ratios are way off. There sems to be NO way to get ohura with clams or synth ore now.

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  8. I used 69 phasers to destory 23 cubes and got 2 ores. Extra rare drop to “help” players out. Awesome. I simply dont understand the decision makers at TinyCo. All event its been a cluster with drops and now on the extension they make things worse. They never ever learn, they never get it. Why is it a bunch of grown men and women cant make the right decisions? I hope to god future events are run by different people, these people are no good.

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    • Ok I understand your annoyance but they have put together an outstanding event and other than the synthesizer ore I think it has gone pretty well. All games have bugs and not everything can be perfect. I’m upset about it myself but would never make a personal attack on them over an issue that I’m sure they are trying to remedy. They are very good at what they do and I am personally grateful for the effort they have made with listening time and time again to our complaints and striving to make improvements.

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  9. Wtd. Can my game NOT crash constantly? I gave up on the event 2 weeks ago because I’m sick of having to restart over and over and over just to collect.

    Speaking of collecting, can we get a collect all button for our buildings? My fingers are cramping clicking on them all! 😉

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  10. Another character that costs clams??? Haven’t they killed enough out of this event yet? It’s getting ridiculous!!!

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  11. Wtd, why is Chris used in every quest line? I know he’s a main character, but every quest has him doing something. His 24 hour task popped up in 4 different quest lines, that’s 96 hours of wasted time, literally holding up everything.
    BTW its been bothering me for a while now, why is Guinean on Borg duty? Of all the premiums I would have guessed Worf, I mean isn’t he the warrior? Bartender fighting borgs while the warrior plays with hats….silly to say the least

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  12. excalibur1984's avatar zombiepanda2007

    Synthesiser Ore cubes aren’t dropping often enough! Still need 25 more in order to get Uhura. WTD??!! C’mon TinyCo help us by dropping more often green ores please!!

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  13. Still can’t get Herbert outfit!!! Been sending the full party on the away mission for days now, prob 7-8 times a day and still nothing! I log in just to check the away mission and resend it lol I saw Bunny say just send one person? Do the odds not change the more u send? I know it’s still low odds but surely they must go up a bit the more ppl you send???

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  14. Spent 174 phaser energy to destroy 58 Borg cubes, and only got 2 synth ore!

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  15. Wtd: joe is blinking on the enterprise and dancing in quahog at the same time

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  16. I was able to finish crusher , talosian stewie , 6 condoms from Vulcan quagmire thanks to the extension

    WTD I would’ve gotten a lot further and a few more limited characters but I have to deal with this annoying thing called real life the graphics are horrible I might be missing a few updates and it keeps asking for something called sleep . This real life thing is the worst game ever , I heard there’s gonna be a future update that adds something called “kids” idk what to do

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  17. I’ve have been doing to Rupert mystery boxes and have got a few things but I’ve recieved 5 Giant brown tribbles. Is that normal?

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  18. WHAT THE DEUCE TINY CO!!!!!!!! Why can’t spock (who i paid for btw), and i dont know, maybe George T who plays sulu, or patrick Stewart who plays i think captain picard (being sarcastic😉). WHY THE DEUCE CAN’T AT LEAST THESE CHARACTERS HELP WITH GETTING DARK MATTER AAAAAHHHHHGGHHH! All i need is kirk, must be able to somehow gather more dark matter………………? Thanks for the vent B&A.

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  19. WHAT THE DEUCE!!! why cant spock, (who i paid for btw) and say, i don’t know, maybey george t who plays sulu, or maybey even Patrick Stewart, who plays captain picard. WHY THE DEUCE CANT THESE CHARACTERS AT LEAST GET SOME DARK MATTER FOR US THAT CANT AFFORD CLAMS EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!! i can’t see myself getting kirk at all, I’ve got everyone except him. NEED MORE DARK MATTER TINY CO. Ahhhhhhhhh a little venting never hurt anyone. Thanks B&A. 😼

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  20. My WTD is that I love the Star Trek franchise but now that they introduced Seven Of Nine into the game, I want more. I want the Voyager crew and a Voyager deco. Voyager was my favorite of all the series and I think the ship is cute. **** you, TinyCo!

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  21. WTD!!! It’s just like me to spend all my event currency on the mystery boxes, (about 20,000) hoping to get a red shirt (never did), and then they release all those new items for the replicator. I know I’ll get Uhura, but I’ll be pushing trying to get the statues. Oh well at least I have a reason to work hard on the game this week 🙂

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  22. WTD? There was me expecting to get away with not spending clams on this event, and they just had to go and drop 7 of 9 into the mix! **** you TC!!! Now I have to start saving up all over again!

    At least the week extension helps with having been locked out due to the IOS6 bug. Still won’t unlock everything, but at least I got the Stewie and Quagmire outfits and closing in on unlocking Data. Slim chance I may even be able to get Picard too.

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  23. What the deuce? How can I get Edo Herbert? It seems like no matter how many characters I send to Cespod. I can’t get Herber. It seems like no matter how many times I send people there, it just can’t seem to get Edo Herbert.

    Is there a special combination or something that will increase your chances of getting him? A certain combination of characters for the away team? Please help!

    Thank you

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  24. Wtd? Where did Cleveland go? I finally have enough clams to get him and he’s gone…. 😫

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  25. Why do you guys make it extremely hard to get Eldo Herbert? Sent all 4 characters the rating is still low?? Is he that special?
    Dark orb is still extremely hard to obtain unless you buy premium characters or set your alarm every 4 hours so you can send your team to battle Borg back to back. Also pink Diamonds doesn’t generate much even with all the rooms and building given to us freemium players and sending Characters on 1-2 hours task throughout the whole day but really got that much time to do that unless it’s our day off. 3 freemium characters left to aim for but the shortage of one or the other makes it frustrating.
    Also since the event is almost it be nice if they drop the price on the premium characters
    Also maybe let us trade in all those Green Cube, Yellow, Orange Diamond in maybe toward the dark orbs or toward the Pink Diamonds would be nice.
    Also I have to much coins sitting around that I stop collecting and sending characters out on task, is it possible for TinyCo to do something about this? Hopefully.

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  26. I created the Picard character, waited the 10 minutes for him in Al’s, his quest came up but he is no where to be found? What the deuce??

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  27. I apologize if this has been said but…

    Kool Aid Man literally costs $25!? Are you serious? Does he have a task that drops real money that gets deposited in my bank account? I’m gonna need it after buying all the Star Trek characters…

    Except for 7 of 9. Too late in the event TinyCo. Feels like a bit of money grubbing going on here. She’s just about another $10 character. (And no voice) why not just record it off the tv like Alien decoration, John Mclaine, Spock and so many others. If your gonna pay the actor, get some new recordings.

    And you know as soon as this event is done the new characters will never be used again. Thanks for buying them, now here’s more to buy jerks. Thanks for your money.

    Argh!!

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  28. WTD….Uhura doesn’t appear on FaceSpace?

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  29. Yeah, so I’ve spent more real world money on this update than I would a couple xbox games and it’s looking more and more like I won’t be getting Kirk or uhura. Feeling a little disgruntled about spending way more than I should have and not finish. Booooo tinyco.

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    • Same here…very frustrated at this event. Apparently the only way to get everything is by spending a lot on clams and not having a life. Sorry, cant log in every 2-4 hours…I need my sleep and my job

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  30. 38 ore in 5ish days? Yeah that ain’t happening.

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  31. mrharley20595's avatar mrharley20595

    WTD!! I have been emailing TinyCo for weeks about NO synthesizer (green) ore dropping in the Phaser battles. During this time, I burned through well over 100 Phaser energies that yielded ONE green ore. So just 50,000 more to go!! grrr THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?? Of course getting TinyCo to respond to their dedicated players problems is just as rare as their pathetic secret drop rates! Adding last minute new content requiring around 100 more green ore is a slap in the face to all of us who don’t get the decent drop rates as awarded to a select few. We are sick and tired of the B.S. ‘rare’ drops. Listen to us and PUBLISH the drop rates & make them the same for ALL players. I think the developers need to further their education, & be reminded this is a game for us, not just a money maker for them. To end on a positive, this game makes me appreciate TSTO that much more.

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  32. *sigh* we REALLY need a ‘fool’s errand’ button 👀
    I don’t know how many times I’ve sent people off on a protracted task only to discover I needed them for something else.

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  33. Bonehead McGeee's avatar Bonehead McGeee

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I had 383 clams, just waiting to get 400 clams to be able to get Cleveland with his house! And yesterday they removed Cleveland!
    How can they remove Cleveland?! How can they remove him, if he is one of the best characters on the show?! In addition to being the 4th character listed as one of “The Guys” in FaceSpace!
    Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please (isn’t copy & paste just great!), please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please bring back Cleveland & his house!

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  34. Stewie just came back from his fourth trip on the blimp and I received the 4th present. This means that he’s already been on the third trip to prehistoric times but I did not get the third present for Olivia. Now I have to send Stewie on a 5th trip to hopefully get the prehistoric gift. WTD!!!! Bunny, do you remember anyone having this problem when they were doing the blimp missions? Thanks for your help in advance and I hope your mom makes a quick recovery.

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  35. What happened to the stewie and Kirk you could create, I just about had Stewie one sunscreen away and they disappeared?

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    • Are you creating something else in Al Harrington’s? You can only create one skin at a time so often times another will disappear so you can’t accidentally start it until the other is finish. Should reappear once done.

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  36. radiativedreams's avatar radiativedreams

    WTD, AP Chem. test, thought I was prepared, study, busy all day today for more studying, I will pass it, though. 😐

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  37. Scotty and Khan have weird voices that just sound like some guy trying to imitate them and I don’t like it. Also why didn’t we get Dr. McCoy?

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    • Be a bit hard to get up to date voices for both Scotty and Khan considering both actors have been dead for several years
      As for McCoy? Maybe DeForest Kelly’s family wouldn’t give permission for his likeness to be used

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      • But they already had voices, from the actual actors. And they were replaced by a cheap imitation!

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        • They were just placeholders til the others were done. I do not know why the rights owners only allowed them to be used temporarily, but unfortunately… when legal issues are involved… you have to do what the rights owners demand when it comes to something you do not own rights to. Unless you want a massive lawsuit on your hands 😦

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    • It sounds that way because they used different voice actors for the recordings. For one reason or another, they couldn’t get the actors from the show to do the recordings.

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  38. WTD in slight LOL form:

    So I was talking to my neighbor about the game and Star Trek event. He doesn’t care for FG but loves Star Trek. As a prepice, he’s African American and not an extremist by any measure. Anyway, while explaining the mechanics and showing him my game he brought up something I hadn’t thought about. Why is it that all the African American characters are premium or hard to obtain? I mentioned Geordi was one of the first and easiest to get and he said, “Levar Burton is the whitest black man that ever lived. He’s the Carlton Banks of Star Trek!” We got a good laugh out of it but he does have a valid point I suppose. Given that Trek and FG are not your standard African American fare, there are those that still are fans. Maybe TinyCo needs some sensitivity training… LOL! Just thought i’d share 😉

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    • Well if it is any consolation… my gal friend pointed this out to me… she is also African American… she said, “I’m sure lucky I won Cleveland when he was first offered as a winnable Character. I don’t think I would have paid Clams for him.”

      Cleveland was originally offered to win, just like Geordi. Turned Clam to compensate for the time and possible Clams spent speeding Material drops from players when he was first offered. 😉

      As for the rest, let them know. 😉

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    • Jerome is very much free, and one of the very first characters you get. Poor forgotten Jerome….

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  39. Extremely frustrated at the moment! Purchased the BunchaJunk Gift Shop to help with plutonium for Stewie since I am finally in the entertainment district. NOT ONE SINGLE PLUTONIUM DROP since I bought the building last week!! 33% drop rate my ***! Not only is it hard enough unlocking Stewie because of the other 2 costumes he requires you to unlock but if you are paying clams for a building, especially one with a 16 hour task cycle, the drop should be always….(end rant, lol). This week extension gave me hope I might be able to finally use my Talosion Stewie but it’s not looking good at all due to the nonexistent drop rates of these items for Stewie, Falconer Peter and PB&J Brian. I messaged TinyCo in games about the BunchaJunk 33% drop rate and have not gotten 1 reply since last week…WHAT THE DUECE!!!!

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  40. I won about 30 clams from borg Cube trips but dont have it yet. (I’ve got the latest update from the AppStore.) Sent 5 messages (the first a week ago) to TinyCo to fix this, but they are not responding. WTD TinyCo? Give me my clams!!!

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    • Same thing happened to me. After the second time I wasn’t awarded my clams I stopped sending them on missions to the Borg Cube and wrote Tiny Co thru the game. At first I got a form reply about the game crashing and they’re aware…blah blah, blah, I replied back that that wasn’t my issue and said where are my clams??? Finally someone must’ve read my note and they gave me 15 clams ( five more than the 10 I was missing). I then sent the team back to the Borg Cube, won another five clams and never got credit again! I wasn’t to upset tho since they gave me five extra as a courtesy but they never fixed the prolem and it burns me. I play on both my phone and my ipad. Everytime I win clams from the Borg on my phone I get them. Never on the ipad tho. I got every character I wanted from this event on my ipad so now I’m just killing time and trying again for more clams from the cube. Haven’t won any yet but I’m still curious to see if when I do win if I’ll get credited or not (my money’s on not).

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      • Are you up to date in the App Market? Check Google Play or Apple or Amazon Market to be sure. The response I got from them is that was the main cause they say from it. I would also suggest to refresh your game. Force close it and restart your device. You could even go as far as an uninstall/reinstall if you want, but ensure your game is saved and linked to an email or Facebook before you do. It will make logging back into your account and downloading your saved game much easier.

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  41. WTD – I got this morning to find most of my dark matter gone along with a few hundred crystals…. I’ll never get close to getting all the goodies for this event – so all I want is Kirk. Now that’s not going to happen… I guess the kitties were playing my game while I was sleeping…. (Although there is nothing new, not sure what they used it on). 🙂

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  42. This was the most enjoyable frustrating event. Probably because I really like Star Trek, or otherwise I would have given up early on. The last part, where the borg cube dropped lots of crystals and clams made me feel quite a bit better, as I got pretty much everybody. I didn’t get Captain Pike Joe, Kirk, and won’t get Uhura, but I’m happy. I’m now able to battle Bertram, but I’m travelling so won’t be able to make the most of him, yet that doesn’t bother me. Great way to end it all (the event, not suicidal :P)

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  43. WTD. I am on Red Borg Bertram, cannot see his image in the game, have all five fighting him, tapped 3 of them and did not get any of his battle points removed, and only ha e 16 hours left with Bertram with a full life. There goes my chance of getting Kirk.

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  44. WTD 50 synthesizer ores? Not fair, I guess I won’t be getting uhura 😔 it’s ok, I’m ready for the event to end as well.

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  45. WTD… I wa colleting clams to unlock Cleveland Brown and now that i have 400 he’s gone, without notice! :(((

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  46. It would be nice to have other non-Trek characters able to drop synth ore, transporter energy, and phaser energy. If Bonnie can do it, then so should the other girls (looking at you Connie, Meg, Olivia, Cheryl Tiegs, Drew Barrymore, Quagmire’s dad, etc.). And drop more frequently, not at the “Bonnie” rate.

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  47. WTD TinyCo!! You tell us to spend our resources, and then you bring Uhura who needs 75 dark matter and 8,000 dilithium?!?!?! After I got kirk, which was 2days before the event ended, I let go of Bertram and I didn’t continue him. If I knew new content was coming out I wouldn’t have stopped battling Bertram and I would have had Uhura + the statues by now! I would probably get Uhura since I started battling Bertram again but there’s now an unnecessary delay!

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  48. WTD. We had a 4.2 magnitude earthquake in west Michigan today. The epic center was only 8 miles from where I live. I was playing Zelda: twilight princess when everything started shaking. It only lasted about 10 seconds but boy was that weird! I thought the house was going to collapse on me.

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    • Lived in California a while, I know what you mean on the quakes.

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    • mrharley20595's avatar mrharley20595

      Wow! WTD is going on in west Michigan? Even tho I am in Ohio ( LOL go Buckeyes!), I hope everyone is OK and it was a 1 time freak occurence. Just read a report from a brave scientist that fracking DOES cause earthquakes. Big oil companies didn’t get to this person, so hope he lives to see some changes to greed destroying the planet. Will be keeping you in my thoughts & prayers.

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    • Marion (AnothrAddict)'s avatar Marion (AnothrAddict)

      Strange… there were two earthquakes (I think 3.0 and 3.2) in north Mississippi as well. I also blame fracking. Frickin fracking! Big oil screws so much up. On the coast of MS the seafood industry is still suffering from a spill years ago.

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      • Marion (AnothrAddict)'s avatar Marion (AnothrAddict)

        Was curious about the earthquakes occuring the same day in Michigan and Mississippi (which it was south central MS, not north…sorry, thought canton was farther north ) said the two in MS hit four hours after the one in Michigan. Crazy. I don’t know much about earthquakes but I do know the Madrid fault runs along the MS River, so I’m wondering if this is why both areas were hit?!? That earthquake is too close too home. I do hurricanes not earthquakes, I can prepare for hurricanes, well sorta. Fingers crossed since last hurricane was Katrina and God knows there wasn’t preperation for that, except grab pictures & documents and get the heck out

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  49. I think my What the Deuce moment of the week is TinyCo releasing a Mystery Box for everyone to exhaust their dilithium supply on, then releasing more content the day after. (Luckily I didn’t spend but half of my stock on the box. Still need one of the Warp Cores from it, though.) Still, so happy to have Uhura! (Sped up a few rooms for the last four synthesizer ore I needed!) With the fact we got two additional characters, it makes me wonder if they were planning this extension for a while now, and decided not to announce it until last minute so everyone would have had a higher chance of using their dilithium and materials.. 😛

    Now I just hope they don’t pull something like “Create everything in the Replicator to get Wesley Crusher!” Haha!

    More importantly, I hope your mother and yourself are doing well! 🙂

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  50. WTD … I had 147 phaser energy and I blasted Borg cubes till they were all gone after reading they dropped green ore. I got 3 green cubes. 3!!!! 3 out of 49 seems awfully rare.

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    • The little disgruntled looking purple guy beside my name is extremely accurate right now

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    • From doing a little math, I believe the drop rate for ore is about 20%. That goes for clearing Borg, blasting Borg cubes, Bonnie, and Super Rad Cargo Bays. Of those, clearing Borg is the shortest task—two hours—which means on average it yields one cube of ore every ten hours.

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