Happy Weekend Clammers!
Well we’ve all made it through another week and the weekend is here!
All week we field your comments about your frustrations in the game and we wanted to give you (and us) a fun way for you to voice your frustrations and get it all off of your chest.
So welcome to WHAT THE DEUCE?!
Here’s your place to vent about anything and everything, Family Guy or not. Consider this your weekly bitch fest and get it all out with a good…WHAT THE DEUCE?! And start your weekend fresh! 🙂
Just be respectful of others & be mindful of the language.
Here’s mine for this week:
–WHAT THE DEUCE….I have to have the worst garbageman on the planet. 9 times out of 10 he doesn’t take the trash that’s in the bin. And when he does he gets selective about what he takes. So he’ll leave bags of trash in the middle of our driveway! Seriously what the frak dude?!
–WHAT THE DEUCE….what was with the Warehouse Raids?! The Mob Rep completely stopped dropping on the last part cutting me out of at least 1500 Mob Rep….
Now it’s YOUR turn…give us your WHAT THE DEUCE?! moments from the past week! Go on, get it off your chest…you’ll feel a lot better! 🙂
Family Guy Addicts 
So I missed the better part of 3-4 days of the event because of loading crashes, which I totally get was not TinyCo’s fault. But now I get to miss out on even more, because of a 24 hour timed event that includes a task that requires me to have already completed my third raid before I can even *start* working toward. A raid, mind you, that I would have completed already had I not been locked out of playing for 3-4 days because of the crashing issues.
I cannot imagine a worse way to punish players for the game crashes short of just not fixing them at all.
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Once again a bad event
Tnyco is throwing a lot of content at us and its just too much to handle at once. I mean the concept is fun but its kinda hard.
I just doesn’t work to wait 4h on a mask to higher a goon that takes 1h which you need 2 of to clear a scout girl. (What did that girl ever do to you D: )
The safehouse, casino and possible future thing is fun at the beginning but now it’s just stupid. I you have to get too much and it doesn’t work for freemium plqyers that have school or work.
Next to that you have e to focus on questlines which is a lot of clearing this as that and you have to focus on characters. Once again clearing this and that. And for the tubas drop rarely. Oh and you have to focus on the golden truck which is meh since you need 6 goons and with the other goons its really hard to get 6 at a time.
The prizes are OK. They are better than crafting. When I saw the personal prizes in was happy. But it doesn’t make sense to haveoa premium character skin as the big prize. That’s something you shouldn’t do.
The leaderboard prizes are the worst. You have to collect so much mob rep that if you want the big prize don you have to spend clams.
I missed out on 1 day and I’m now instead of 10000-15000. 15000+
OK that’s still l good but I don’t need another skin! Who the hell uses skins?
Now I’m glad that we are Able to get Cleveland’s Jr and diabeto. But I would rather have seen a Cleveland event with Cleveland Jr. But that’s just me.
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WTD, I now have 4 quests open that require luchadors…however none of the tasks or buildings to acquire luchador masks are unlocked…this is just poor, lazy, sloppy game design…add that to the multi-day crash lockout and I’m edging closer to the exit with this game. Of course, even if everything were going smoothly I still have no land available to put any of this new stuff on.
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Can TinyCo please please please use some of the previously aquired characters in their contests. Once you earn a new character, you NEVER need them again. It’s sad that I have so many nice characters from all the previous events and they just sit in my storage bar. I loved it when TinyCo would at least use 1 or 2 of them per event even if it was a little task, like freddy kruger’s day long task to get Christmas cookies. It made it worth it to get characters. Now every time I earn a character, I’m like “Great, 3 months of the same task to level this person up to 15, and then I’ll never see them again”.
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I couldn’t agree more!
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One thing I am curious about is how there are some players with 50,000+ mob rep already. The game came little more then a week ago. That is what grinds my gears…
Other than that, it seems like this game is a bit more… boring or slow (can’t decide which) compared to the star trek event.
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IK its called real cash money and using clams to speed everything up or purchase everything. I bet they are waiting on tinyco to get on with next weeks event already. I got bills to pay I can’t do that.
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WTD is with the new Timed Quest: Speed Feed Diabeto!
The timing for the tasks doesn’t add up. You need 8 Luchadors = 8 hours. 12 Goons = 6 hours. = 14 hours. Plus, you would need to Defeat Cleveland’s Casino again? I’m on the 4th run through of Cleveland’s Casino, and just the first obstacle requires 5 Luchadors, bringing my total to 19 hours. And that before the next 3 Obstacles, two of which require more Luchadors.
I suppose IF the quest triggered for a Freemium player who had already completed all the Obstacles except for the final one AND they had 9 Luchadors hired sitting around unused…then they might be able to accomplish this quest. Otherwise, the only way I can see anyone completing this quest is by spending Clams to speed up the tasks.
Myself, I was doomed to fail from the start, because 1 hours before the quest dropped, I sent Diabeto on his 24 hour task to earn a Luchador mask. So, unless I paid to speed up that task…I have no chance of completing the final part of the quest.
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Same wirh me. I have beenvon the very start of the 4th time running through the casjno. No chance here and after a bug that forced me to buy a cookie machine for 400 clams when I tapped on a normal building, I have no will at all to spend clams on that task. It is one of four tasks and you get 500 mob rep. Not worth it since I have to work with the small mount of clams left…
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And this is why I stopped giving them my money. I’ve watched them increasingly try and push for more and more of our money on these events, and really the only reason why I’m still playing is because I can’t just drop something I’ve spent a good bit of money on in the past.
I encourage everyone reading this to stop paying these people which is just encouraging them to continue to test the line to see how far they can push us until their business model breaks.
I understand this is a business, they have servers/bandwidth and people to pay, but this is just plain extortion, playing on peoples’ need to complete things. Hell, they can’t even minimize the bugs this game produces, or even care enough to make sure their graphics are in line. Most of these things have gaps between object and road, I mean…seriously.
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I’ve tried to play the game on facebook but it never loads. It just freezes
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Facebook does not currently work. It’s in testing stages, so it will not work if you try to play on it. Once it’s live and working you’ll see something from us posted on it 🙂
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Oh, and one more thing…you know what really grinds my gears? I finished the 3 main runs through the casino to win Geronimo’s Palace. The game crashed when I opened the case, and though I have progressed into the bonus runs, Geronimo’s Palace is nowhere to be seen. Not in my city. Not in my inventory. I wrote them on Friday when this happened and still have heard nothing.
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Same here.. After I placed the palace on top left corner of my board the game crashed and when I re started it was gone but the casino bonus was completed. I wrote them on Friday and no response… Very weird because I usually get a response within 24 hrs. Really sucks since one of my current missions is to place the palace and upgrade the house.
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Also, not sure what else I can do. I’m in the game every 30 minutes, clicking this, collecting that, and somehow I just keep slipping down the ranks. I was as high as 260 for a while, and it feels like no matter what I do, my rank gets worse and worse.
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WTD…no gold trucks on my street area…5 wiseguys already made…gold truck pops up…hire one more wiseguy…gold truck disappears. I’d be mad, but I made it to 55 boxing gloves before succumbing to the dreaded disappearing gold truck bug. Or, at the very least, noticing that the gold truck arrived and disappeared that fast.
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WTD? I just cleared a gold truck and my game crashed, worst part is I lost all 6 goons and no gloves ;~; bummer
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Honestly I’m just SO ******** sick of all those techniques: get a hundred of this, to activate another thing that gets you one of other thing of which you need another 100. Is the same ridiculousness from the star trek event only with different decorations. No reasonable time to get all the stuff needed and no logic to proceed – you need goons, but also luchadores, only 6 at a time… but you need 6 goons to clear the golden vans… and so there are no places to hire luchadores. the only way is paying for more spaces which is obviously out of proportion for a fair game.
The crashing issue last week was a huge insult. It took them too long to repair, and it was irresponsible from them to have those problems with the way they want us to play. I was not even able to play a second round on the Consuela Safe House.. completed the roaches thing, and then it was gone!
I’m tired of having to pay so much attention to a mobile game, that is not even working properly and that is demanding way so much play time; now everything is event after event, limited time or clam priced. Where is the regular game?? why is everything limited or event related?
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Yea, the leader board is very frustrating. When it started out I was around 1500. Now I am ranked back at 3600 and that’s setting timers and not missing a beat. There has to be some type of glitch that is happening that I don’t know about. I know a lot of people got to take advantage of those bushes before it was fixed but that has been fixed for awhile now. Am I missing something? It’s not like you can by mob rep with clams….hmmmm
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I think it is the closeness that makes the slipping down inevitable – many freemium players would have been surprised to see (in the first week) themselves in the top two thousand. That gives an incentive to many to spend a few clams to speed things or buy a conveyor belt. Being so tight a small amount of luck (or strategy) can help – not upgrading villa until extra runs completed or having 8 hour tasks end just as they are demanded.
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For anybody with the Jesus character. I’ve had him “turning water into clams” pretty much round the clock since the Star Trek event, and I haven’t gotten a single clam since then. Can anyone else confirm?
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I’ve gotten clams from him…not a lot but several. I’d say maybe 1every 5-10times.
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Since star trek I may of had clams 2 or 3 times. Which is way lower than b4 and during the ST event where I was getting clams 1 out of 3 times
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I also got the feelong the lowered the dropping rate immensely. I also still get clams from hin but very very rarely…
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Yeap, they did change the rate… mine used to give at least 2clams every 3-4 rounds, now it’s been 8 and nothing.
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Welp, I’m finally outta here. It’s hit the point where it’s more frustrating than fun. It’s been that way for several months now, but like a bad codependent relationship, I kept taking them back…thinking, they’ve changed, things will get better…yet they only got worse. I’ve enjoyed y’all, your posts and everyone’s comments, but it’s time I walk away before one of us gets seriously hurt. lol. Y’all have fun and stay patient.
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Any FG Addicts who are in the top tier care to share what it took to get 15,000+ in Mob rep? The top person with over 50k must have WAY more money to burn than the rest of us!
I confess I’ve been playing all the time & have spent the first real money ever, (but still only 17 bucks) and I’m only in the 8000s!!
SO fess up!! How much real dough you other addicts spending???!!! 🙂
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All I have bought is Mike tysons boxing ring with freemium earned clams (125)
I play all the time and I’m about rank 2100
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Due to the stupid glitch, I ‘m so behind. I’ve yet to unlock Diabeto. Those tacos are not dropping like they should. Tinyco needs to give compensate us big time. The event should be extended an extra week because all the frigging bugs this game has.
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Well, like an idiot who wanted to play my game while at work, I loaded it onto my android phone, not knowing about the iPad update thing. Still waiting for the freaking update in the App Store, COME ON, stuck squinting at my phone til then. And just got to Cleveland, cleared four cookie trucks, received zero golf balls despite them being labeled as uncommon? WTD! Still finishing all in part 1, so haven’t really gotten going on unlocking his other items, but this isn’t a good start…. I can’t wait to see how bad the tuba drops are for me, like the rest of you have been saying!
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Update, I’ve now cleared over a dozen cookie trucks and gotten ONE golf ball. For an uncommon drop rate, seriously? Those tubas are REALLY going to screw me!
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Ugh, I used to be able to place in 500-700 in the leaderboards. I got knocked back down to 1,100-1,200 but I managed to get back in the day. A little disappointed as I doubt I will get the silver house, but I guess that is just because each day I was able to go back to a good spot. Just working to stay with the bronze,I’m noe finding I am getting further and further back each day. I’m currently around the 1,600 mark. I go into the game a lot, have some clam buildings which earn a decent number of fedoras and have all of the characters that can earn(apart from Cleveland Jr.), yet I still keep going further down. I guess those people are using clams to speed things up or buy more buildings. I don’t get how they can eanr more than I do in a day, in a few hours. Each day I end up lower on the boards, hopefully I can maintain a steady position once I clear the casino raids. I should finish the third one tomorrow.
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Tinyco needs to bring back mob rep for buying the hedges. I’ve been playing for the past two days straight, except for sleeping, with most characters on 2 hour tasks, and I’ve fallen from around rank 3,500 to rank 8,401. How the hell is everyone getting so far ahead of me?
**** ¥@u! Tinyco
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In the past 1 hour and 45 minutes I have dropped another 203 places. Once again, this game is more frustrating than fun.
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WTD there must be a lot of players out there with plenty of real life dollars to throw at this game. I’ve played pretty regularly, clam free, to get a whole 2270 hats. This puts me over 50k behind first place.
And with the slowness of getting through those initial warehouse tasks and unlocking Diabeto, I didn’t even get a chance to go back and get the loads of mob rep promised to me.
And seriously, the biggest WTD of all is still the complete lack of improvement in this game’s stability. Even after storing all my max level characters, and all decorations, I reckon I spent more time waiting for the game to load, and lag, than actually playing it.
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Im gaining my ranking back nicely pushing into the 20,000 area after the load failings a couple of days ago hopefully i can get zoot suit stewie and don carloene
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I see I’m not the only one with multiple gold trucks now, but this is turning into a major WTD. I just spent nearly 50 clams to speed up my goons (because I thought I was safe to fill my queue with Luchadors) because a gold truck popped up unexpectedly and I didn’t want to lose it. Having 4 more pop up less than an hour later feels like an insult. If TinyCo is changing the rules, I wish they would warn people.
Oh, and still zero tubas. WTD.
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Wtd. …my son just used my samsung to buy clams. ..now it keeps telling him to update when he tries to get back onto his I phone…no update available …pah…This what happens when you’re a cheapskate!
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Thanks bunny😊 looks like I’ll have to keep lending my tablet to him for a while! He had such a teenage face on😵 and I’m ahead of him on quest lines mwuh hahaha
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What the deuce! I’ve cleared five girl scouts, and zero tubas…and we need 20 of them for Cleveland Jr?
I know they’re not always drops, but given the time it takes to get 1 Luchador out (5 hours), and the sheer number needed, they really should be.
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Right there with ya. I just cleared my 6th (possibly 7th) and still haven’t gotten a single tuba. 😠
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6 goons 1truck
If you have some lucodors in the que it’ll be hard to get them cleared in 4hours.
But I’m seeing reports above that multiple golden trucks are appearing now & sticking around for longer then 4hours.
Good news but 6 goons for 1 truck is still over the top.
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Man this just happened to me! I had a Gold truck appear and only 3 goons. I had a Luchador in my que (only my second Luchador ever as I was limited on masks until I finished “All In.”) So I loaded up on Goons in the que. They finally all were ready so I sent them to clear the gold van. So I collect some houses and then go load my que with Luchadors as I finally had 4 Masks to do so and clear some quests out. Then I scroll back to my roads and 3 Gold Trucks are driving around! LOL Where did those come from! Now I cant possibly get any of those cause Im in Luchador Hell (I wont be rushing any ques with clams). Seemed like it waited til i filled the que to pop them. I sure hope this multi truck thing continues, now that I know about it. My first gold truck gave me no gloves So I am only at 10 so far after clearing 2 more trucks. If these do continue to pop like that I might reconsider not buyin the Prison as I had planned (Have to wait til i get the 25 clams prize from the boards to buy it anyway)
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UGH! I am so upset. I bought the Rv with clams instead of cookies. What a waste. 😦
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Wtd? Just cleared the gold truck and than three more gold trucks popped up. Did Tiny Co change the rules for the trucks so we can get the glove or what? How long are the trucks going to be around? Four hours? For ever? I really need to work on the luchadors. What to do, what to do. Thanks Ladies.
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I cleared all the ones that showed up in mine. 🙂
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Did you get the gloves for each truck you cleared? Do the truck stay longer than 4 hours? Thanks Bunny.
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Yes, but I am also in Week 2 Content (Cookie Crumbles). And I haven’t hit 4 hrs on the one I left behind just yet, but I assume with it going on 3 hrs that they are staying the full 4hrs now.
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Ok, I got gloves for the truck. And I am at cookie crumbles pt.7. Also, I think the gold trucks have been in town for over 4 hours, is Tiny Co going to do this again?… daily?… or this is the only time? Thanks Bunny.
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No idea. Will update when I get word back
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Ok, I saw the update on the trucks in the new post, it was very informative.x l Thanks, Bunny
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Same here.
No way to clear them all in 4h without using clams.
If this is their way to compensate for the trucks that went poof in 30 seconds it would have been nicer to spread it out over the day.
It’s midnight for me now so won’t be able to clear any of the 3.
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I haven’t been able to move on to the second stage of the event because my game crashed and took away the bad roaches prize. As I can’t place it I can’t finish the quest needed to move on. I’ve contacted tinyco but they haven’t replied which is really annoying. At this rate I won’t be able to carry on with the event in any way all because of a fault with the game.
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Same thing happened to me.
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I think they fixed the gold truck glitch. I just got three in a row (all in under a minute) and scored 15 boxing gloves. The only problem was I had to shell out clams to get the goons to raid the truck the last two times otherwise I was afraid the trucks would disappear before I was able to get enough goons.
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Oh, I’m on a roll, too! Purple Vans, Purple Vans, Purple Vans….’nuff said. 🙂
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WTD! 4 gold trucks in 5 minutes!
I got the first because I had 6 thugs ready, but now I have three trucks driving around my roads. How can I get 18 thugs in 4 hours?
Do I take advantage of this opportunity and spend some clams (cheaper to rush the productions than to buy the boxing ring for a not so different pay out) or is it (yet another) change in the game rules?
Anyone else had this happen to them?
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After having the Golden Cookie Trucks disappear very quickly during their first couple of appearances so that I couldn’t get them, they now seem to stay for a longer period (4 hrs like they’re supposed to?). Today I managed to have enough mob goons available to get the truck that showed up today. Immediately after that truck is dealt with, three more appear. THREE! What the deuce!?! Hopefully they stick around long enough that I can get them all!
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I just cleared a gold truck and three more spawned????
WTD….
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Currently have 3 gold trucks running around at the same time after clearing one and only getting mob rep. Still have consuelas warehouse even though i upgraded mansion. Wondering if the change from warehouse to boxing event after i finish mob mentality pt 9? Plus can only get dog food tasks when its triggered in the next warehouse step, which seems to take longer to stock up on since its uncommon. Havent seen pharmacy drop it either. What am I not fully understanding since the update? I have read through all posts and still unclear WTD???
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There are two upgrades. The last being in part 9. That will launch you into week two when you complete 9
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Thanks Bunny 🐰🍪🍪🍪🍪!!!
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But how do you get Part 9? It won’t let me finish Part 8! I click the “Place the Cockroaches” button but it only takes me to the optional Kingpin Consuela raid. If it’s optional, how can I chose to bypass it?
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Do you have the Cockroaches in your inventory?
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I now have 3 Gold trucks driving around now. I had two of them that have never gone away for the last two days and just got another one 🙂 I hope they don’t keep accumulating, I don’t plan on trying for that costume so not bothering to try to clear them. Looks like they’re causing crashes and not dropping things anyway. 5 days of crashing and not being able to open the game last week is enough for me, thanks.
I already have everything else to unlock Cleveland Jr and not a single Tuba yet on 5 or 6 tries. Hoping they add a task for someone to get them and make the drops always for the scouts.
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WTD 3 gold trucks at the same time. Hopefully one will be there in 3 hours when I get 6 more goons
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WTD! 4 Gold Trucks at once!?
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WTD…those gurl scouts sure are stingy. Cleared six and not a single tuba.
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Wtd…….all the glitches & crashing & new buildings. I almost have a towns worth of inventory. NEED MORE LAND PRONTO!! All these events & no land choices. Crazy. I prefer Tapped Out for their land options & easier game play.
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Grrrrrrrr I am fed up with this event already. My rankings dropped nearly 130,000 in the THREE days I couldn’t log into my game. I’ve yet to get a single boxing h love from the Golden ice cream truck and tiny co hasn’t done anything to fix this. In my opinion they should just get rid of the rankings since some of us won’t be able to catch up or get back to where we were before the crash.
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WTD, my iOS game won’t let me in. It prompts me to update the game, but me all my friends have the June 5 update and they can play, I can’t. This is annoying
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So first of all..
I hate these golden trucks! NOTHING! I get nothing! Tried 3 times – nothing.
Then these cookies. They just keep piling up. I can’t use them for crap. I can’t buy anything with them. So annoying.
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I luv your family guy game wish they would give more time 2 get things done that’s all
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Ive completed consuelas warehouse three times and I should be able to place the roaches but I was never given them, I’ve even nuked my whole place just to check I didn’t accidentally place them but the quest won’t complete! I told tinyco but nobody is replying to me 😦 in slowly getting lower in the rankings and can’t do anything about it, help! 😦
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We reported it too other day. Waiting for update on it
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I’ve had the exact same problem! Let us know of any update on the situation as soon as you can please. It’s seriously annoying
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I will. 🙂
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Getting ridiculous now, I unwittingly played the game on the bluestacks install on my work pc on Thursday and as a result have not been able to play at all since on my apple devices. Can tinyco please make updates optional until all platforms are ready!!
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WTD! Why does my (and my husband’s) game keep crashing when we play on our android phones? This usually happens during regular play as well as when we try to go to other people’s towns. Then, when we get back in to the game, some of what we had just done isn’t there and we have to do it all over again. Also, we have had a problem with having hired goons and when we log back in, there are none there. What the deuce!?!?
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How is it that to complete the the last bouncer obstacle for the casino, one of the tasks is to make Quagmire shake down clients but he needs the Big Jewelry Store and it’s locked.
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WTD….I tried clearing those Gurl Scouts with the Lucadors three times now and not one tuba. Looks like I’ll have to use clams to finish getting Cleveland Jr. I spent so much money on clams for the Ghostbusters event and the Star Trek event that I promised myself I wasn’t gonna do that this time but here we go again folks…..
I already bought Mike Tyson, the basic conveyor belt, Atlantic City Gentlemen’s Club, Titos and the Slammer not too mention quite a few trips to the Mafia Brian mystery box (at least I managed to get the Industrial Cookie Conveyor Belt within the first 7 trips!). Is it too much to ask for a stinkin’ lousy tuba????!!!! LOL
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I’m slipping about 3,000 places down the leaderboard every day !
Can everybody stop playing for a couple of days while I catch up?
🆒
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