Family Guy Episode Recap: Guy Robot

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Family Guy Series Recap from Season 14 –Episode 3 “GUY ROBOT”

~Peter, Chris, Stewie, and Brian sitting around watching a comedy show on TV. Peter laughs and says this guy is funny cause I seen him in another show. Brain is like how is this funny; he didn’t even tell any jokes, I can do comedy all I need is a newspaper and this twisted mind. Stewie insists all the best comedy is on twitter now days, stand up is so twenty years ago, twitter is three years ago; check mine out I got 10,000 flowers. Brain reads some of the tweets, says those are cute blurbs but I’m going to put on a real act. Stewie thinks he’s the only one in the house that understands social media. Then you see Lois looking at her Facebook page and no one had liked any of her post; she likes one post and says that will get it started.


~Lois in the bedroom wondering where Peter is, he comes in drunk and says Chris don’t tell your mom but I threw up in the crock pot. Lois goes it’s me Peter; Peter falls over onto bed and ends up on Lois’s side of the bed. She goes and gets on Peters side and sinks all the way into the bed.


~At the Chuckle Bucket comedy club Brian’s going to give his act a go at it. Consuela is on stage doing an act…”NO, NO, NO”, next Carl does an act. Then its Brian’s turn, the jokes he has wrote doesn’t get any laughs so he starts to read from Stewie’s Twitter page and everyone is laughing and loving it.

~Peter tells Lois how he had a good night’s sleep on her side of the bed; Lois says to him that we’re going to get a new bed. Stewie ask Brian how it went and Brian tells him that it went good and he’s been asked back. Stewie was shocked that he did good he thought he would be terrible, Brian asked way, Stewie told him he knows a thing or two about performing, cause he was Vin Diesels acting coach.


~At the Mattress Shop, Peter and Lois find a mattress and instead of getting it at the store Lois orders it off of Amazon right in front of the salesman.  Back at the comedy club Brian does his act and when he is done he goes to the bar and Stewie is sitting there. Stewie is mad at Brian for stealing his jokes and tells Brian they are no longer friends.  Back at the house Brian goes in to talk to Stewie and sees that Stewie has made a robot but not just any robot a ‘human mind model adaptive super computer’, who is programmed to grow smarter, Lyle.  Lyle says we should offer our guest a beverage or just lift the toilet sit. Stewie goes snap Brian you just got “Lyled”


~Peter in the bedroom with Lois thinking that he is going to get something going on, Lois tells him no, that the mattress is new and let’s keep it that way for a little while. Peter asks for how long and Lois tells him a few weeks, Peter goes ‘A FEW WEEKS’.  Stewie and Lyle go to the movies so that they can talk about it later. They go to see The Monuments Men; they come out not saying a word to each other all the way home, once home they both go to bed. They go to the amusement park and Stewie stands on Lyle’s shoulders with a trench coat on so he can ride the roller coaster. They go up to the ride and tell the attendant that he is above the height requirement and wants to ride the ride; the attendant says yes I will operate this roller coaster as an adult. Lyle and Stewie lose balance and knock over the attendant which is also two kids. The manger comes and the others go running off. You can tell the manager is also two kids. Newspaper comes up ”Six Flags Run By Children in Trench Coats”


~Back at the house Stewie tells Lyle how he enjoys their time together and is proud of the progress that Lyle has made. Then to the Drunken Clam, Peter is on edge about not getting any, Cleveland ask if Lois is going through the change because Donna is. Peter says no it’s the new mattress we got and Lois doesn’t want to mess it up. Quagmire tells him its simple just find the old mattress.  Joe says there is no way you can find it. Peter says we have to I’ve never been this desperate since Meg was kidnapped by that maniac. Then they reference “The Silence of the Lambs”, Buffalo Bill has Meg in the well and tells her “It puts the lotion on its sin”.

~Stewie running into the bedroom telling Lyle that they got a thank you card from that birthday party. Once in the room he sees that Lyle has built two more robot friends. Lyle tells Stewie that he has outpaced his intelligence and he needed smarter friends. Lyle tells Stewie that he doesn’t have time to spend with him so he needs to leave. Stewie, after coming back from the store getting garlic blue cheese dressing, asks if he is in the crew now Lyle tells him to drink the dressing and we’ll see. Stewie does, he says what about now. Lyle tells him to throw it back up into the bottle without spilling a drop. Stewie tries but it doesn’t work.


~Peter, Cleveland, Quagmire, and Joe are at Brookfield Insane Asylum to find the mattress; because they use old mattress to line the cells. The doctor comes to the door; Peter starts to tell the doctor why he and his friends are there. The doctor says he is insane for have a black friend and a crippled friend and says take him away. Couple of guys come out to take Peter away. Cleveland says you can’t do that, the doctor has him taken away and then Joe gets taken away. Quagmire asks if he has any brain dead women in there you let people have sex with. The doc says come on in. Now at a warehouse, were they film porn, Quagmire says that if it’s not here you’re never going to find it. Peter finds the mattress being used as a table and takes it home.

~Brian finds Stewie in the toilet and asks him why he’s in there. Stewie tells him that Ted R (one of the robots) says this is where a piece of crap lives. Brian tells Stewie that those robots are not his friends. Stewie says a least they don’t steal from me. Brian apologies for taking his jokes and they make up. Brian tells Stewie that he has to put a stop to the robots and he’ll help him to get rid of them. Peter brings in the old mattress, Lois tells him to get rid of it Peers says no and tells Lois what the mattress means to him, and he wouldn’t trade it in for anything…

~Stewie is bringing the robots drinks outside ; Brian says let’s do this lets take them out, Stewie warns him it’s not going to be easy cause they are incredibly intelligent…. Brian goes it’s done I sprayed them with a hose.


~Peter says that was the best night’s sleep he had in a long time, Lois was like yes it was I’m glad we’re keeping our old mattress newer isn’t always better…Peter goes “are your privates itchy… Lois “there itchy maybe we should keep the new mattress. Peter says he’s already gotten rid of the old one. Brian apologies again and Stewie says glad it’s behind them. Brian asks what he did with the robots. Stewie tells him he threw them out for the trash man.

~Mr. Herbert says “How can this not be a trap.”




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