Dog Multiverse: Full Dialog Walkthrough- I’m Only Human

Note From Bunny: This post was brought to you by the generous help of one of our very own Addicts Readers! Thanks!!

Hey there Doggie Lovers!

This town has gone to the Dogs! Collars strung all over the place, leashes, bones, chew toys. Sounds like a night out at Quagmire’s. LOL.

With this new Mini Event comes New Questlines. Premium Questlines that come with Premium Purchases for the Dog Multiverse Event, like Human Brian. Whilst we’ve already got the Questline up for Human Brian, we thought it would be fun to take a look back at the dialogue and jokes. So if you missed any of the dialogue during the event, or you’re just curious what one of the characters had to say that you didn’t unlock… we’ve got it all here for you!

So let’s get started with the complete dialogue Walkthrough for I’m Only Human.

I’m Only Human Pt. 1
Human Brian starts

Brian: “I have so many questions for you. How can we get to know each other better?”
Human Brian: “Sniff my a**. That tells you everything you need to know about somebody. It’s basically like checking their driver’s license.”

Have Human Brian Feed a Squirrel, 4 hrs
Have Peter Overeat, 6 hrs
Have Chris Draw Adventure Comic, 6 hrs

Brian: “Wait, YOU love squirrels? I also love squirrels!”
Human Brian: “Oh my God, that’s the same reason Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence became friends!”

I’m Only Human Pt. 2
Human Brian starts

Brian: “You wanna go for a ride? Do you, boy?!”
Human Brian: “Yes!! I like to stick my head out of the window and yell racial slurs!”
Brian: “Okay, maybe we’ll keep the windows up, but we’re still going for a ride!”

Have Human Brian Stick Head out of Car Window, 4 hrs
Have Peter Cook Disgusting Vegetables, 4 hrs
Have Chris Fat Kid Hula Hoop, 4 hrs

Stewie: “Ready to come home yet, Bri?” (texting)
Brian: “No way, Stewie! I’m having the time of my life!”
Stewie: “Alright, well you have my chapstick in your pocket. Hurry back. My lips are chapped and it’s starting to spread from my lips to my face.”

I’m Only Human Pt. 3
Human Brian starts

Human Brian: “Brian, want to play pool? Come on, let’s play pool! Can we? Can we?!”
Brian: “Sure.”
Human Brian: “Great, I’ll just pull out my own pool cue carrying case that I just happen to have here. Assemble my cue. Chalk the tip. Powder my hands. Put on my emblazoned pool glove and I’ll be all set. What do you say, $100 a game?”
Brian: “You’re one of those guys. I hate those guys.”

Have Human Brian Play Pool, 8 hrs
Have Peter Stub His Knee, 2 hrs
Have Chris Run Around With Bucket on Head, 4 hrs

Human Brian: “I feel like we never hang out anymore. What’s happening to us?!”
Brian: “Sometimes a dog and the human version of himself grow apart.”
Human Brian: “You’re just making up generic excuses of why you don’t want to hang out!”
Brian: “Okay, fine, it’s your nose. You nose is just awful.”

I’m Only Human Pt. 4
Human Brian starts

Brian: “Did you get into the trash again?!”
Human Brian: “Yes, isn’t it cute?! You should take a pic of the mess I made while I pout in the corner! We’ll get Insta­famous!”
Brian: “That works for cute dogs, not short dogs with huge honkers. God, your nose is terrible!”

Have Human Brian Eat From the Table, 10 hrs
Have Peter Be Lonely, 8 hrs
Have Chris Miss Brian, 4 hrs

Brian: “Bad human! Very bad human! I just saw you chomp your own turds, don’t think I’m gonna let you lick my face!”
Human Brian: “Those weren’t turds… those were uh, protein pellets. Yeah, protein pellets… please don’t tell anyone about this.”

I’m Only Human Pt. 5
Human Brian starts

Brian: “Hey! Want to go for another ride in the car, buddy?”
Human Brian: “No, your tone suggests we’re going to the doctor.”
Brian: “Just get in the car. I didn’t want you in the first place, the kids made me get you.”

Have Human Brian Avoid Being Neutered, 2 hrs
Have Peter Hang Out at the Clam, 1 hr
Have Chris Hang Out at Home, 2 hrs

Brian: “Hey there, Stewie. Yup, everything is good in the Dog Multiverse. How are things with you?” (texting)
Stewie: “I’m great, Brian! Did you hear I joined Crossfit?”
Brian: “Yes, I’ve seen the videos you post every morning of people yelling and cheering while you lift tires.”
Stewie: “Yeah, it’s crazy they make you pay to workout with trash, but you can’t put a price on being a dick!”

And there you have it… all the fun of the I’m Only Human Questline.

Did you enjoy rereading all the dialogue from Human Brian’s Questline? Were there any parts you missed? Any jokes you didn’t catch the first time around? Let us know, you know we love hearing from you!

~Lotty