Do I Want That? Schoolgirl Lois

So you think you’re as rich as Carter Pewterschmidt? Own a fancy house like Buzz Killington? You sure gotta lot of clams there, whatcha gonna do with them?

BUY LOTS OF STUFF OF COURSE!!!

Now hold on there a minute. Are you SURE you want that? With all these cool Fast Times At Griffin High  limited time event items in the game, it is very easy to get carried away. Before you know it, Clamshell Shock! All gone!

So before you go ahead and buy to your heart’s content and your wallets empty, here’s a few things you might want to know about Schoolgirl Lois.

Character/Costume: Costume for Lois
Clam Cost: 160 Clams
Unique: Yes
Drops: Task to drop 1 Stink Bomb every 4hrs
Size: N/A
Other Info: None

PROS:

• A New and quite amusing Character Costume for Lois
• 4hr Task to drop 1 Stink Bomb
• 2 Animated Tasks, one which is very funny, see image above
• Fully tasked with Questline

CONS: 

• Frakkin 160 CLAMS!!!
• Task to drop Stink Bombs is great but badly offset by fact Sloppy Joe’s are not dropping for every Lunch Lady cleared
• Won’t be useful after the Event

Math of It:
I wanted to give you an overall idea of how she COULD benefit your game play. And it’s simple you can use Schoolgirl Lois to get you 1 Stink Bomb every 4 hours, that’s up to 6 Stink Bombs a day. And those could be mighty handy as that will let you clear up to 24 Lunch Ladies a day (if you bomb 4 at a time). getting you vital drops of Sloppy Joe’s & Hair Nets.

The  other ways to get Stink Bombs are: Mort Ingest Sulfur OR Meg Clog the Toilet OR Chris Pick His Nose OR Bonnie Change Joe’s Diaper OR Mystery Meat Co OR Clam Purchase.

Final Thought:
Personally I’m not massive fan of the Griffin family costumes, unless it’s Stewie wearing them.  But this one is fun and the Clam price is a lot lower than what we’ve been seeing lately, so it’s tempting, but for one issue  that badly impacts on the main reason to buy her. By this I mean using her for her Stink Bombs, it sounds great that with 1 Stink Bomb you can clear 4 Lunch Ladies and grab Sloppy Joe’s.  But Lunch Ladies aren’t always dropping a Sloppy Joe as  indicated, I cleared 4 twice and only got 1 Sloppy Joe each time. So she’s really not worth 160 Clams to get a minimum 6 Sloppy Joe’s a day. It’s a shame as if these drops had been true always, ie 1 Sloppy Joe per Lunch Lady cleared I’d have very probably dropped clams on her. As it is I’m passing.

So there you have it the facts & figures and my personal thoughts on one of this Phase’s premium buys, Schoolgirl Lois. Just remember though with it being part of a Limited Time Event, just make sure you make up your mind as once the event is over it is most likely they will be gone. In the end it’s your call as obviously hat you buy and what you don’t buy is your own personal choice we can only share our thoughts and let you know what we did and what we think, and why.  But don’t purchase it until YOU are sure. ALL SALES ARE FINAL!

~ Russian Tigger