Do I Want That? Schoolgirl Lois

So you think you’re as rich as Carter Pewterschmidt? Own a fancy house like Buzz Killington? You sure gotta lot of clams there, whatcha gonna do with them?



Now hold on there a minute. Are you SURE you want that? With all these cool Fast Times At Griffin High  limited time event items in the game, it is very easy to get carried away. Before you know it, Clamshell Shock! All gone!

So before you go ahead and buy to your heart’s content and your wallets empty, here’s a few things you might want to know about Schoolgirl Lois.

Character/Costume: Costume for Lois
Clam Cost: 160 Clam IconClams
Unique: Yes
Drops: Task to drop 1 Stink Bomb every 4hrs
Size: N/A
Other Info: None


  • A New and quite amusing Character Costume for Lois
  • 4hr Task to drop 1 Stink Bomb
  • 2 Animated Tasks, one which is very funny, see image above
  • Fully tasked with Questline


  • Frakkin 160 CLAMS!!!
  • Task to drop Stink Bombs is great but badly offset by fact Sloppy Joe’s are not dropping for every Lunch Lady cleared
  • Won’t be useful after the Event

Math of It:
I wanted to give you an overall idea of how she COULD benefit your game play. And it’s simple you can use Schoolgirl Lois to get you 1 Stink Bomb every 4 hours, that’s up to 6 Stink Bombs a day. And those could be mighty handy as that will let you clear up to 24 Lunch Ladies a day (if you bomb 4 at a time). getting you vital drops of Sloppy Joe’s & Hair Nets.

The  other ways to get Stink Bombs are: Mort Ingest Sulfur OR Meg Clog the Toilet OR Chris Pick His Nose OR Bonnie Change Joe’s Diaper OR Mystery Meat Co OR Clam Purchase.

Final Thought:
Personally I’m not massive fan of the Griffin family costumes, unless it’s Stewie wearing them.  But this one is fun and the Clam price is a lot lower than what we’ve been seeing lately, so it’s tempting, but for one issue  that badly impacts on the main reason to buy her. By this I mean using her for her Stink Bombs, it sounds great that with 1 Stink Bomb you can clear 4 Lunch Ladies and grab Sloppy Joe’s.  But Lunch Ladies aren’t always dropping a Sloppy Joe as  indicated, I cleared 4 twice and only got 1 Sloppy Joe each time. So she’s really not worth 160 Clams to get a minimum 6 Sloppy Joe’s a day. It’s a shame as if these drops had been true always, ie 1 Sloppy Joe per Lunch Lady cleared I’d have very probably dropped clams on her. As it is I’m passing.

So there you have it the facts & figures and my personal thoughts on one of this Phase’s premium buys, Schoolgirl Lois. Just remember though with it being part of a Limited Time Event, just make sure you make up your mind as once the event is over it is most likely they will be gone. In the end it’s your call as obviously hat you buy and what you don’t buy is your own personal choice we can only share our thoughts and let you know what we did and what we think, and why.  But don’t purchase it until YOU are sure. ALL SALES ARE FINAL!

~ Russian Tigger


3 responses to “Do I Want That? Schoolgirl Lois

  1. YES. I save my clams for Lois.
    between the double clam offers, the free clam videos, and the fact that Lois as a clam only outfit is only like every 3rd or 4th event, usually you earn her stuff just through participating, I don’t think I’ve ever had to spend money to spend clams on Lois.


  2. I have a general rule while playing this game…… NEVER spend clams on outfits. I don’t even buy them out if I’m an item or two short. They just aren’t worth it to me.

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  3. Sorry, no clams for outfits for me, no matter how silly or sexy. (Maybe if outfits were significantly cheaper, but not as it now stands.)

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