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Peter’s Booty Haul Premium Character Questlines: Mermaid Bruce & The Captain

Can you hear the mermaids sing? No, me neither, not over all that Cranch Cranch that’s going on.

Anyhows I think there’s been a bit of a pirate switcheroo going on in our Quahog’s which has seen us drop some of our treasured clams to get some characters and costumes in return.

Yes our towns have seen some new premium characters and costumes who as always come with their own side Questlines and this post is going to cover two of these, Mermaid Bruce and The Captain.

I know many who have won Mermaid Bruce and have purchased The Captain will have them permanently on their material drop tasks but let’s still take a look at their Questlines, The Life Aquatic & Crunch Time, and all you will encounter along the way. Continue reading

Peter’s Booty Haul Character Questline – Peter Pan

Hey there shipmates

Well they don’t call Peter Pan a lost boy for nothing, it was tough finding all the stuff to unlock him in our games. But now he’s been captured for all eternity in my Quahog I thought I’d  share his Questline. However I’m aware many of you will concentrate on this later as you will probably have him busy on deck in either your Sloshed Schooners or Boozy Brigs.

Peter Pan

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Working on my Tan – Poll Results

Hi there fellow addicts.

The results of my recent Tan Lines Resort poll are in and If I could just drag you away from working on your own tans for a minute or two I’ll share them with you.

Tan Lines Luxury Resort Island

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Peter’s Booty Haul Premium Character Profile: Mermaid Bruce

The little mermaid’s got some serious competition in the waters off Quahog as Mermaid Bruce has floundered ashore, locked in a mysterious box. Ok, ok, I meant in a mystery box, The Marine Mystery Box to be precise.

Some sea faring adventures see you finding hidden treasures, others like this event tempt us to spend some of our precious cargo, our clams, and each shot of the mystery box will cost 150 of them. For full details of the prizes check out this post.

The Marine Mystery Box

Just incase you chose to try your luck and Mermaid Bruce comes your way, let’s take a look at what Marmaid Bruce can do in our silly lil games.

Mermaid Bruce

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Weekly Challenge – Week 3 – Party Better

Just as we were all getting happy on bourbon TinyCo has brought us back to reality with the third of this events weekly challenge.

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Peter’s Booty Haul – BATTLES – Boozy Brig Upgrading Levels & Rewards

Ahoy there shipmates and stowaways, its time to break out the bourbon and sit back whilst I crunch some numbers to bring you all the information you’ll need  to upgrade you Boozy Brig. Don’t know about you but I’m loving the names of the ships in our fleet. But I digress…..

This post is about upgrading and levelling up, If you’re looking for a guide to simply attacking you will find it in the post Peter’s Booty Haul BATTLES – Boozy Brig.

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Peter’s Booty Haul BATTLES – The Boozy Brig

Hi Diddle Dee Dee, it’s another battle for me. Oh and for you too, you’re not getting to cower in your crew quarters whilst I take on Blackbeard’s Dastardly Division on my own.  So let’s fire up our Boozy Brigs with bourbon and set sail.

Now as experienced seafarers we should all know the Blackbeard battle drill by now but for anyone who’s been hiding out during the previous weeks battles here’s what you need to know.

Pt. 1 of the main Questline Treasure Punting will prompt you to repair the Boozy Brig. This has a 10 sec repair and once repaired your Brig will be ready to go into battle against Blackbeard’s Dastardly Division. Well it will be once you collect 6 bourbon, and just so you’re aware we are struggling with these drops as well, and Bunny is feeding this back to TinyCo.

Also be aware all your fleet, the Gunboat, Schooner and Brig can collect flags for the leaderboard.

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Peter’s Booty Haul Premium Character Profile: The Captain

If I could just interrupt your breakfast to introduce you to The Captain!  (Cranch Cranch, wink wink).  He’s the latest premium character to hit our games and seems to have made some players very happy.

Let’s take a look at what The Captain can do in our silly lil games. Continue reading

Peter’s Booty Call – Leaderboard 101 & Poll

UPDATE 9/19: The full Leaderboard screen is now showing in our games, but there seems to be an issue as it’s showing the top tier as the first 100, and you’re having to place in the Top 100 to qualify for the Stewie skin. Just keep playing as you are until TinyCo address the issue.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Leaderboards are back.

It’s Phase 3 and suddenly TinyCo have decided to dangle some leaderboard prizes as bait for us Addicts and I thought I’d bring you a quick guide to the Peter’s Booty Haul Leaderboard and also remind you of some wise words from our esteemed Bunny.

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Peter’s Booty Haul Phase 3 Main Questline – Treasure Punting

Ahoy there, in between guzzling bourbon and fighting giant squids, We thought we’d take a break in our crew quarters and put together all the information you need to complete the Phase 3 main Questline, Treasure Punting.

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