Quahog Valentine’s Day Walkthroughs: Phase 2, My Funny Valentine, Glenda, Cheryl & more!

Hello There Clammers!

Valentine’s Day has arrived in Quahog & the residents of our Tiny Quahogs are really getting into the spirit of the holiday!

During phase 2 of the event several questlines will popup in order to better prepare our Tiny Quahogians for the holiday ahead!  Working your way through these questlines will help you earn additional Valentines to unlock more content from the store.

So what are we waiting for?  Let’s take a closer look at the main questlines for phase 2 that you’ll encounter…

My Funny Valentine Pt. 1
Peter starts

Learn to use the Coffee Shop
Repair the Morning Arousal Coffee Shop- 100 Valentines 

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Funny Valentine Pt. 2
Peter starts

Have Peter Go on a Coffee Date- 4hrs
Have Lois Go on a Coffee Date- 4hrs.  If you’re currently working on clearing nerds with Midlife Crisis Lois, this won’t show up for you.  

Completed Task Earns 25 

The Beautiful People Pt. 3
Quagmire starts

Build the L’Espece D’Andouille- 350 Valentines, 4hr build
Have Lois Get Gussied Up- 12hrs, Earns 40 Valentines, 65xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

 

Around now Quantum Quagmire should launch.  This requires you to get Glenda Vajimire.  We’ll cover this questline below

My Funny Valentine Pt. 4
Peter starts

Build Caricature Stand- 200 Valentines, 4hr Build
Have Handsome Peter Pose for a Caricature- 10hrs, Earns 35 Valentines, 59xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

At this point A Walk to Remember will start.  This questline is only there if you’re going to spend 200 clams to repair the Thoroughfare.

My Funny Valentine Pt. 5
Peter starts

Have Mort Rearrange the Mercchandise- 14hrs, Earns 45 valentines, 71xp
Buy Valentine’s Topiary in Red- 25 Valentines

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Funny Valentine Pt. 6
Chris starts

Have Chris Creep on Cupid- 8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines and 50xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Funny Valentine Pt. 7
Chris starts

Have Chris Go on a Coffee Date- 4hrs
Have Herbert Go on a Coffee Date- 4hrs

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Funny Valentine Pt. 8
Lois starts

Have Mort Go on a Date with Someone- 4hrs

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Funny Valentine Pt. 9
Handsome Peter starts

Have Handsome Peter Nibble on Cookies- 2hrs, Earns 10 Valentines, 20xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Funny Valentine Pt. 10
Quagmire starts

Learn about Perfume Sprayers
Have Glenda Shoo Perfume Sprayers- 2hrs, Earns 5 Valentines and 12xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

At this point My Cup of Tiegs will start for you to repair the bench and get Cheryl.  

My Funny Valentine Pt. 11
Lois starts

Build Peter’s Wife’s Cookies- 1,100 Valentines, 8hrs
Have Lois Be Kneady- 10hrs, Earns 35 Valentines, 59xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Funny Valentine Pt. 12
Peter starts

Have Handsome Peter Interview Hot Chicks- 8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines and 50xp
Have Bonnie work a shift- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines and 30xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Funny Valentine Pt. 13
Peter starts

Help Joe out in the Affection Meter

This concludes My Funny Valentine.  This questline must be completed in order to progress to the phase 3 release once it’s out.

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The following questline starts around part 3 of My Funny Valentine.  This is the questline for Glenda 

Quantum Quagmire Pt. 1
Quagmire starts

Create the Glenda Vajmire Outfit- Collect STUFF to unlock Glenda.  Here’s what you’ll need:

1,000 Valentines

25 Driver’s License (Common)- Earned By: Make Peter Nibble on Cookies OR Make Quagmire Giggity Strut OR Get From L’Espece D’Andouille OR Get From Quagmire’s Valentine’s House

15 Pepper Spray (Uncommon)- Earned By: Make Joe Raid Personal Weapons Stash OR Make Bruce Fret About Something OR Make Arnold Sign Autographs OR Get from Quagmire’s Valentine’s House

5 Hair Straightener (Rare)- Earned By: Make Lois Shoplift OR Make Mort Scrounge for Coins OR Make Arnold Perform Gubernatorial Duties OR Get from Quagmire’s Valentine’s House

Completed Task Earns 25 

Quantum Quagmire Pt. 2
Glenda starts

Have Glenda Giggity Strut- 6hrs, Earns 25 Valentines, 45xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

 

Quantum Quagmire Pt. 3
Glenda starts

Have Glenda Sip on a Girly Drink- 1hr, Earns 5 Valentines, 12xp
Have Joe Play Bad Cop- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

Quantum Quagmire Pt. 4
Glenda starts

Have Glenda Get Dolled Up- 8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines, 50xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

Quantum Quagmire Pt. 5
Glenda starts

Have Glenda Vajmire Record Party- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp
Have Bonnie Pillow Fight- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp
Have Lois Pillow Fight- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp

Completed Task Earns 1 

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The following questline starts around part 10 of My Funny Valentine & it’s the questline for Cheryl 

My Cup of Tiegs Pt. 1
Peter starts

Repair the Park Bench-50 Valentines, 4hr Repair

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Cup of Tiegs Pt. 2
Quagmire starts

Get Things for Cheryl- Collect STUFF to unlock Cheryl.  Here’s what you’ll need:

15 Industrial Fans (uncommon)- Get from: Clearing Perfume Sprayer OR Make Jerome Hug Patrons OR Get from Caring Caricatures OR Get from Madeleine’s Valentine’s Boutique

10 Violin (Rare)- Get From: Clearing Perfume Sprayer OR Make Lois Teach Piano OR Make Seamus Sing Shanties OR Get from Madeleine’s Valentine’s Boutique

6 70’s Swimsuit (Rare)- Get From: Clearing Perfume Sprayer OR Make Chris Enjoy Private Time OR Make Bonnie Abuse Jacuzzi Jets OR Get From Madeleine’s Valentine’s Boutique

Build Peter’s Wife’s Cookies

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Cup of Tiegs Pt. 3
Cheryl starts

Have Cheryl Make Love to Camera- 4 hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp
Have Quagmire Do Wiener Curls- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Cup of Tiegs Pt. 4
Cheryl starts

Have Cheryl Watch Period Movies 6hrs, Earns 25  Valentines, 45xp
Have Lois Fawn Over Dead Guys- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Cup of Tiegs Pt. 5
Lois starts

Have Lois Vent in the Slam Book- 6hrs, Earns 25 Valentines,65xp
Have Cheryl Write Poetry- 8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines, 50xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

My Cup of Tiegs Pt. 6
Cheryl starts

Get Cheryl and Quagmire to Engage in Puppy Love- 24hrs, Earns 25 Valentines, 45xp

Completed Task Earns 25 

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There’s another questline that’ll start up with Carter, Broken Hearted.

Broken Hearted Pt. 1
Carter starts

Have Carter Mistreat Minimum Wage Employees- 4hrs, Earns $50, 30xp

Completed Task Earns 25

 

Broken Hearted Pt. 2
Carter starts

Have Meg Take a Shower- 6hrs, Earns 25 Valentines, 65xp
Have Carter Use the Old Man’s Room- 6hrs, Earns 25 Valentines, 65xp

Completed Task Earns 25

Broken Hearted Pt. 3
Carter starts

Have Dr. Hartman Test Experimental Drugs- 8hrs. Earns $80, 50xp

Completed Task Earns 25

Broken Hearted Pt. 4
Carter starts

Have Mort Obsessively Count Cash- 12hrs, Earns $100, 65xp

Completed Task Earns 25

Broken Hearted Pt. 5
Carter starts

Have Carter Take an Old Man Pill- 8hrs, Earns $80, 50xp

Completed Task Earns 25

 

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And that completes all of the main Valentine’s Day Questlines for phase 2!  Remember, you will need to complete My Funny Valentine questline in order to move onto Phase 3 when it hits on Thursday.

What do you think of the Valentine’s Day questlines? How are you doing on unlocking Glenda?  Thoughts on the dialogue?  How about the Valentine earning tasks?  Thoughts on unlocking Cheryl?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!