What The Deuce?!

Happy Weekend Clammers!

Well we’ve all made it through another week and the weekend is here!

All week we field your comments about your frustrations in the game and we wanted to give you (and us) a fun way for you to voice your frustrations and get it all off of your chest.

So welcome to WHAT THE DEUCE?!

What the Deuce

Here’s your place to vent about anything and everything, Family Guy or not.  Consider this your weekly bitch fest and get it all out with a good…WHAT THE DEUCE?! And start your weekend fresh! 🙂

Just be respectful of others & be mindful of the language.  

Here’s mine for this week:

WHAT THE DEUCE….Got stuck behind a crazy slow driver yesterday.  Who proceeded to do 20 miles below the speed limit and then continuously slammed on his brakes when he thought I was too close.  (I was at least a car length behind him…he was going 15 MPH!)  Then he went totally crazy and swerved off the road and as I passed him, because I decided he was a crazy nut job and didn’t want to get in an accident, he proceeded to shake his fist at me and flip me off.  Dude.  Listen.  You’re going 20 MILES BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT. You’re going to have people close to you….deal with it you crazy nut job!

WHAT THE DEUCE….I know there Maple Leafs…but I look at them all I see is Poision Ivy.  Thanks for making me feel itchy TinyCo….

Now it’s YOUR turn…give us your WHAT THE DEUCE?! moments from the past week!  Go on, get it off your chest…you’ll feel a lot better! 🙂

77 responses to “What The Deuce?!

  1. My game has been gone a week now, tiny co contact on their website won’t send messages, no one has replied to my messages through the game or the email you guys provided, feel like deleting the game and moving on. 😦

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  2. Anybody else struggling to get tubas? I’ve cleared nearly 15 Girl Scouts and still not a single one has dropped!

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  3. What the deuce?

    Why this mobster event is so confusing and full of glitches and crashes.

    They always have some random characters to participate into this event and I missed out character that drops event currency all the time. Maybe next time they should introduce team player as a notice for players.

    Tinyco also changes different tasks and outcomes all the time without any notice which makes it even more confusing and also premium characters dont help that much.

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  4. What the deuce ….I’ve only seen one gold cookie truck and the game crashed ……grrrrrr really grinds my gears

    Thank you for listening , now some emoticons ….
    👠💲🎮🎰🏪🆕🆒📳🆓🅱🔚🔝💹🔪🔪🔪💃

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  5. Is anyone else having the same problem that when one of the characters come back of a mob mission the hats aren’t being added to the count. Which is really annoying for the mob rep.

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    • yes. We’ve reported it to Tinyco, but you should too

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    • My 15 fedoras won today from the 2nd piñata in the 3rd raid on Consuela’s warehouse never made it to the counter. 😦 I thought that the counter was occasionally ignoring my earnings, so I was watching carefully. Reported it in-game, but wonder how much else has been missing. iPhone 5s, iOS 8.3. I tried hard closes and powering down, counter still didn’t update for the missing 15 even after collecting fedoras from other sources.

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  6. Hi.

    Just wondering if anyone else out there has had error messages at log in. Haven’t been able to play the game since the Star Trek quest line. Every time I log in I get an error message, saying something about my profile. I’ve let Tinyco know on several occasions and they have told me they would do something about it and then send me a message saying cause they haven’t heard from me they’ll assume that it’s been fixed, when it hasn’t.
    I just want to enjoy the game again.
    By the way, I’ve not only reinstalled the game, it’s now on an iPhone 6 with the same message.
    I’ve been playing since it was first released and to say this is frustrating is an under statement.

    Thanks for any help you can give me.

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    • That is just an automated message. It means they are clearing the unnecessary queue line in tech and keeping only those actually needed the help. Respond to the automated message. Respond to ANY message sent from them to let them know the issue is not resolved so you stay in queue.

      They do this often as people panic when new stuff is released and send hundreds of emails instead of waiting to actually figure out the game. So a lot of unnecessary questions and emails in there that are solved within the first day of playing. It takes time away from players like you needing help, so they will clean out the queue now and then.

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  7. My game now seems to be ruined.
    I’ve been playing this since the halloween event last year & never had any problems, never had to re-install or store anything in the inventory. All through the Star Trek event the game worked flawlessly, now however, 90% of the time the game won’t get past the load screen… Once the progress bar is full, it quits with the message ‘Unfortunately, Family Guy has stopped’.
    This started happening during the mobster event after Consuela’s area opened with the forklifts & Lemon Pledge crate.
    I’ve managed to put all my animated decorations, buildings & NPC’s away, all the characters with outside tasks are now inside & freed up space on my phone…& still the problem persists & hasn’t made any difference.
    I’ve contacted TC, & I’ve done as much as I can do that they’ve suggested to resolve this problem…what now?
    It seems the Consuela warehouse area is causing the problem for me, if I need more ram, then I’m out of luck as I don’t have many running apps & can’t afford a new device (Samsung S4 Mini).
    I’ve spent a fortune on this game, only to seemingly reach a point where I can no longer play enjoyably. Is my only option to nuke my town? I really never wanted to do this as I’d developed it in a way that made me happy…What is the point of striving to acquire all this stuff if it all has to sit in storage?
    Not happy… end of rant.

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  8. I’m SO annoyed with this Pawtucket quest line. I find almost every item, with the exception of the trees to be utterly depressing and yet … I’m FORCED to buy not just one but TWO or sometines even FOUR of the most horrible items before I can make the dropped items disappear!! Then to add insult to injury I’m not allowed to sell the items to recoup a small quantity of the coins and to never have to look at the items again. Instead, I’m forced to see them every time I open my inventory.

    I’m so annoyed!! I’ve spent 300k so far on utter rubbish.

    I want to be rid of these horrible items 😦

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  9. WTD. The “Ice-Capped Mountains” are smaller that the Cowboy Mayor West Statue. Jeesh…

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  10. Michelle Jett's avatar Michelle Jett

    Yesterday I had 499 clams. Today I only have 126. WTD? Yes, I contacted tiny co. Just waiting for a reply.

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  11. And once again we have happening what bugs me SO much in how these events are planned!! We have only a small number of days to do the whole event, a lot of things to potentially get, only 3 characters gathering pinecones for the event, and …. now I hit “Beef! It’s What’s for Dinner Pt. 2” and it wants me to send one of the three away to do some stupid quest for 20 hours. Frankly, I can’t afford to have 1/3 of my resource generating team out of commission for 20 hours. This quest will then sit undone for the duration of the event. This happens with every event….

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    • This!!!! Its actually becoming a game breaker when its done in a main quest line. In this situation they are basically forcing you to give up 5 drops in a timed event. Not cool Tinyco.

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  12. So I know a few other people who have been playing. They have been telling me a TV pops up in front of the griffins house and it’s gives clams. I have yet to see this. And the last time the had the guy it never gave me my clam but the first two times. What the deuce?

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    • It is only in testing phase. So only a few see it til they know it works. Once testing is done, if it functions as intended, it’ll go to all players

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      • I didn’t realize the TV ads still hadn’t rolled out to everyone yet. Unlike the dino and Carl, the TV works very well for me most of the time. Should we report when it’s behaving differently than normal? Today it popped up almost every time I’ve logged in but kept saying check back soon when I tapped on it. It eventually stopped saying check back and gave me ads to watch as it usually does, but now it’s back to check back soon. It has done this one other time a couple weeks ago but returned to normal before the end of the day. Every other day there are always ads to watch every time it pops up, I usually get one or two ads at a time a few times a day.

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  13. Anyone else download latest update on android and now can’t get in. First said data error so uninstalled and reinstalled now I get error config with 2 options: gamereport or gameplay. Neither one helps.

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  14. WTD!!!! I’ve opened about 12 boxes with the pine cones and didn’t get a single ball gag…. Helloooooooooooo! WTD!!! I’ll never get the cow at this rate! I still need a ton!

    Beginning to dislike this game… Such a shame too cuz I really really really loved this game once.

    Smfh

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    • The ball gags are the hardest to get. Once you clear the other items so it is just leaves and ball gags, they drop about equal to the leaves. You might want to set an alarm every 4 hours (I just clear Quagmire, Mort, and Bruce and resent when it a busy time of the day when I cannot play for long).

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  15. The counter on the leaf does not count up properly anyone else having this issue??

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    • Yes. It seems they are there, but don’t show. This is how I triggered them to “Catch Up”. Try to force close the app then restart your device. If that doesn’t update it, wait until you earn another pinecone and it should force the Leafs to update the count. If that still doesn’t help, contact them from the game menu.

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  16. Hi Clamers!

    There seems to be a bug on Ipad and Android.
    The starting screen is grey or black with vertical lines crossing it.
    Am I the only one? :-/

    Thank you!

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  17. WTD, for the 3rd time in a month the neighbor dog (a boxer) has charged at me and my 2 small dogs (a min pin mix and a Papillion both under 20 pounds). I don’t care how nice your dog is to people, he obviously does not like other dogs. Our village has lease laws for a reason.

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  18. WTD, after unlocking the cow I’ve opened somoething like 20 boxes in row always findinding 2 leafs, it seems the 4 leafs boxes are gone forever in my game, even if they’re still listed among the box possibile rewards. i tried to ask their in app customer care and replied it’s not a known issue, an gave me 25 clams, and I can only thank them, but it keeps dropping 2 leafs, no exceptions. 😦

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    • I’ve received 4 leaves a couple of times, and thanks to getting waked up about every 2-3 hours for other reasons – I’ve been groggily picking up pine cones about every four hours (six times every 24 hours) since the beginning. Cow had to be unlocked before it became all maple leaves, but still the 4 pack is much more rare than the 2 pack.

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  19. Plea$e add me to the Millionaire’s Club 🙂

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  20. What the deuce is with collecting coins that have no real value to buy characters or clams? I just pegged 1 Million coins and the only real things to buy are some uncleared land! Why cant I buy a clam for 10,000 or 100,000 coins. No worse than cranking Jesus for clams and visiting the dummy town for clams daily!

    Hate tasks that dont fit into a regular daily schedule, 16 hrs results in loads of down time, i want to sleep for 8 hrs!

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  21. You must be in idaho,cause here idiots who shoot dogs get slaps on wrist instead of hot pokers in their eyeballs!

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  22. stevens4isagod's avatar stevens4isagod

    WTD? My game entered a time warp. 6 hour tasks show 18 hours remaining and keep having more time added every time I play the game. My pinecone collectors had 17 minutes left on their tasks, but I was asleep for the last 8 hours!
    Support is looking into it, but seriously, what the deuce?!?!

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    • I had this in the Star Trek event too

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      • stevens4isagod's avatar stevens4isagod

        It happened to me then too, but it just made everyone 2.5 hours behind. This is ongoing, with the task times changing drastically by the minute. Not fun when you’re trying to complete a quest!

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  23. Frank griffin's avatar Frank griffin

    What the deuce. I logged onto my account a couple of days ago and all of my clams were gone. A screen popped up saying my account was flagged. What the heck does that mean? I contacted tiny co and told them I play everyday and want my clams I earned back. What’s the chance I will get them back probably no chance at all. This is not cool. I earned all of that to just get them taken away what the heck man?

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    • You did right to contact them.

      TinyCo Terms Of Use Warning

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      • Frank griffin's avatar Frank griffin

        I did and they said there was no way I could have earned that many. I have been playing since the game started. I earned like 1500 total they left me with 100. I think that is horrible. I saved these for death and angry monkey and stuff. They Told Me They Can’t Reverse It. How is this right? I’m in shock.

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        • All I can suggest is explain how you got them. Jesus, Mystery Boxes, even if it was “exploiting” a glitch during one of the events. Just be honest. That’s all I can suggest. It’s all up to them in the end.

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          • Frank griffin's avatar Frank griffin

            I did that. They said sorry no dice. Just not fair with all the work oh well I’ll still play it. If it happens again I will get rid of the game though. Have a great day. Thanks for letting me vent.

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  24. WTD: These non-stop events are bringing us tons of new stuff but I just can’t fit it in my Quahog! I need more space TinyCo PWEEEEASE!

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  25. My opinion is that all the premium purchased characters should have a use in every event. Annoys the crap out of me that we pay for premiums that become pointless as soon as an event ends.
    PREMIUM SHOULD HELP WITH ALL EVENTS! That is all.

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    • Omg this so much. Like I have so many useless characters. At least Consuela got some love in the Star Trek event if you got Borg Consuela and Cleveland for Halloween, but otherwise Jake, Brain Damaged Horse, and Buzz Killington are pretty useless.

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  26. WTD! ?

    I was going to complain about the number of characters able to collect pinecones but seeing as we’re only 2 days in and I have everything except 10 ball gags I’m not too disgruntled.

    🙂

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    • I agree with, and I love the cow, but I keep getting 2 leaves when all I need are ball gags. At this rate, I may not get my hilarious cow and have all these leaf-based decorations sitting in storage. Oh the S&M branding irony!

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  27. -Wtd: Woking in a project with some people, I would like everything done on Saturday because I can’t put the things together on Sunday.
    What does everyone say: I will make the things on Sunday. :/
    -Wtd: i woke up early
    -Wtd: school when do u end
    -Wtd: I have to read a book for English and it is as boring as f***
    Its called “The candle man”

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  28. When I loaded my game to see the new event, I was greeted with another violation of terms notification and my clams reduced to 100. I don’t remember where they were at, below 200, but it really ticked me off. Basically I haven’t played the game more than twice since the event. All those stupid video ads I watched, for nothing. And they want us to acquire more stuff which we have no room for. This is exactly why I DONT cheat. What’s the point? Where would I put all this stuff?

    I would contact Tiny, only, like I said, I don’t know how many clams I was at, and though I haven’t cheated, I was guilty in October, but was already punished. This would make two violations for one crime! Are they going to flat out ban me in a couple months for something, technically someone else did, in October? A part of me is worried, and another part of me is all like “Good! Other than the Star Trek event, this game hasn’t been fun in months.”

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    • Contact them and they may be able to trace the prior amount for you. They have people on hand all weekend to watch for comments and concerns on it.

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  29. RainingBranden's avatar RainingBranden

    So I still have a quest left over from the Star Trek event that is undoable for me… I believe it’s one of Q’s quests, and it requires Vulcan Quagmire to do a task at T’Plana Hath (I think that’s what it was), but it’s either a building I don’t have or one of the planets from the old transportation system… Any way I can get rid of this?

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  30. Is there a trick to complete the achievement of shipoopi, twerking, and jaunty jig? I’ve sent Peter, Bonnie, Brian and Stewie a few times altogether but it doesn’t seem to register.

    Love the blog.

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  31. Is it just me or do the maple leaves look like everyone’s favorite quasi-legal drug?

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  32. 83 available characters, 5 who are currently locked and unavailable which is 88, who are the other 2??

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  33. What the Deuce is with the sheer size of that recent Matchstick Factory we got for town?

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  34. My dog died yesterday. So you can guess how I’m feeling right now.

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