Daily Archives: August 4, 2017

Guys In Black 101: Ballchinians

Believe me you don’t want grab these guys by their Chinny Chin Chins!!! Why? Well because they’re nuts!!!

With that out-of-the-way lets slip on some latex….. gloves and chat about how to deal with the Ballchinians that have invaded our towns. Just don’t go asking them why the long face.

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Guys In Black 101: Alien Squids

Hey Addicts, want try some space food?

Alien Squids have arrived in town, and they are so darn cute I don’t want to clear them never mind chew on them. But duty calls Agents, we gotta clear them out and here’s the lowdown on how. Just don’t ask me why we got to do it, that’s classified.

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Do I Want That? Agent Zed, Great Attractors Ball, Secret Weapons Room & Worm Statue

So you think you’re as rich at Carter Pewterschmidt? Own a fancy house like Buzz Killington? You sure gotta lot of clams there, whatcha gonna do with them?

BUY LOTS OF STUFF OF COURSE!!!

Clams

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