UPDATE BUNNY 2PM EST: And FAQ is back, and spawn rate is back. Lol. Nothing like having a great company watching and reevaluating issues. Making sure the game flow works properly. Not many other apps can say the same.
UPDATE BUNNY 12:50PM EST: So the FAQ information just switched out, though I am still waiting for confirmation from TinyCo on this. It now says that it switches from 4 to 1 once you BEGIN unlocking Bitch Stewie. Instead of AFTER as it originally was reported.
UPDATE: We know the clones seemed to have dropped to one after the collect 25. We did report it and will update once we get a response back.
Hello There Clammers!
Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian have arrived in Quahog as part of the new limited-time weekend event!
When you log into your Tiny Quahog you’ll see Peter have a task waiting for you…this will kick off Bitch Fest 2014!
More details coming…but for now know your first task is to build the Clone Machine…and it’ll cost you $1,000.
More details below the fold…
WARNING…Mild Spoilers below
Oh and just in case you’re confused…these are full characters, not skins.
So this is a fairly straight forward little mini weekend event (Remember those?)…basically you have until Tuesday 11/18 to start the event.
Here’s how it works…you have five days from when you build the Bitch Stewie Machine to unlock Bitch Stewie. However…on 11/18 the Bitch Stewie Machine will no longer be available for purchase. So get it before it’s too late! (you will need to be at least in District 3 for this to start for you..)
To get Bitch Stewie you’ll first need to build the…
Bitch Stewie Machine
It’ll cost you $1,000, it’s an instant build and will spawn Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian clones for you every 2hrs. (it also earns $20, 15xp/2hrs)
Once you build/place the machine you’ll find Bitch Stewie.
From there..you know the drill. Collect stuff to unlock him and he’s yours (just remember it is timed…you only have 5 days to do it). Here’s what’s needed to unlock Bitch Stewie:
200 Clone DNA (always)- Get from: Clearing Bitch Stewie OR Clearing Bitch Brian
25 Bubble-Bath Beard (Extra Rare)– Get from: Clearing Bitch Stewie OR Clearing Bitch Brian OR Make Bitch Brian Do the Scoot (premium option).
12 Pink To-Do List (Extra Rare)- Get from: Make Mort Swallow Jewels (4hrs) OR Make Stewie Suspend Time (12hrs) OR Make Chris Fat Kid Hula Hoop (4hrs) OR Make Jerome Grow his Fro (4hrs) OR Make Brian Find Inspiration (12hrs)
Now for the premium stuff…you knew it’d be in here.
Actually fairly reasonably priced Premium stuff…
Bitch Brian Machine- 175 Clams. This instantly unlocks Bitch Brian for you…which you can then use to help get the Bubble-Bath Beards for unlocking Bitch Stewie.
Now the Bitch Brian Machine also spawns Bitch clones (Stewie and Brian). This one drops clones every 12hrs. (it also earns $60, 40xp/12hrs).
Spare Clone Machine- 75 Clams. This bad boy will spawn clones for you every 6hrs, and you can purchase as many as you’d like. (also earns $40, 25xp/6hrs)
So that’s it for the new stuff my friends. I do have 1 tip for you…
When getting the clones, the first task is to get 4 each of the Bitch Stewie Clones and Bitch Brian Clones. STOP at 4. Do not get more until Part 2 of the task starts for you…because in Part 2 you’ll have to get 25 each of the clones.
Also a few answers to some questions I know y’all will be asking…
Yes, you can get Bitch Stewie (or Bitch Brian) with out having Stewie (or Brian) unlocked in your Tiny Quahog.
And the maximum number of clones in your town at once is…36.
What do YOU think of the weekend event? Thoughts on Bitch Brian and Bitch Stewie entering the game? Will you purchase Bitch Brian? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!
Family Guy Addicts 
Bitch stewie has reappeared in my quahog I can’t do anything with him so idk if this is a glitch or a hint at what’s to come
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If he is attached to the Clone Machine… glitch. They are aware of it. Not a simple fix. A process that will take a lil time to clear up, but it will be eventually. In the meantime, just think of him as part of the decoration attached to the clone machine. LOL.
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It says that you have 5 days to get bitch stewie but when I got him it only said 2 days and I’m really dissapointed that I wasted it on nothing
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It said 5 days for everyone. There was a timer on him. If you feel it listed different, message them from your game.
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Got one thing left to get in the space on two hours to have bitch Stewie.. Not got enough clams to just buy it and I’m starting to think I won’t get bitch Stewie 😦
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TinyCo, please… this is so unfair.
I have 10 hours left for 12 bubble beards! I started the quest immediately, but the beards aint coming! I’ve set my characters to work every several hours.
Same with Koolaid.. there was a bug witg time difference, so i couldn’t get him, but they are not replying on my messages.
Too bad i can’t get bitch stewie 😦
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Iv got all but bubble bath beard getting no more just coins ….. I’m not liking this game as much to me way to expensive to finish timed tasks on time
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I set bitch brian to “get inspired” and then he disappeared. How do i go about finding him, or is this a glitch? I have moved buildings and searched streets but he isn’t were i can find him.
On a separate note, how do i get the combined quest of brian and stewie to start? Do i have to finish each individual quest before the combined starts?
FYI, i have both unlocked already, if that answers any questions.
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He just stops where he is and lights up. So…could be hidden behind something that prevents you from seeing him. Prob just gotta wait the 12hrs for him to finish.
As far as triggering any quests, you got to make sure those involved are free and that you have enough room in your task menu to allow for new tasks to pop up. Too many unfinished ones will prevent anymore from showing. Instead they will just wait til room is cleared then pop up.
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Where is the B Stewie quest guide?
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It’ll be up a little later today…
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Got ’em with 30+ hours to spare and no gold-purchased notebooks, even though I bought Jeff’s van as soon as I could.
I guess I got lucky.
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Wondering if bitch Brian’s tasks are worth the investment… Pretty sure I’ll be able to a acquire bitch Stewie without the aid, but I’m tempted nonetheless. There IS still an event on, though, and I’d imagine TinyCo has something planned for Christmas (I know they couldn’t get the rights, but the Christmas critters from South Park would be brilliant;)….mind you, a whole game like this could be done for South Park…) Focusing all other characters on Steve (except Stan, who’s hiding roger;)) while picking up tertiary stuff for Hayley. One of her items is a task Steve can be use for, so that’s my tactic so far.
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He’s a character for less than 200 clams.
But the only thing he helps for Bitch Stewie is bubble bath beards, which are regular bitch drops.
I would rather they don’t mix in South Park. Stick to Seth’s stuff, since it’s actually a shared universe.
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South Park will never make a game like this one of their latest episode “freemium” was them basically slagging this game off and others like it off.
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Last night as I sent my characters on their tasks before bed
Delusions of grandeur, they did fill my head
Needing just one more pink to-do list
I thought “Hey no problem, I can do it without Chris”
What do I wake up this morning to see?
Not one, not one! had dropped for me
Is there a lesson to be learned from all this?
Yes my friends, don’t try without Chris!
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2 days and 7 hour to catch Bitch Stewie. Totally freemium and I only need two bubble-bath beard 🙂
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I have needed 2 bubble head for two spawns now (16 character) and just keep getting coins – wtf
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My issue is with bubble beards. 50% through my 5 days. I’ve got 106/200 DNA, 6/12 Notebooks, but only 6/25 Beards. And I bought the spare clone machine right away. If I buy the premiums and do the time I expect to be able to get the content. I’m not going to chalk up even more clams ($) at the end to fill in the gaps. Booooo.
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Same here. I’ve bought bitch Brian, set my alarm clock every 4hours for almost 5 days now. Still 8 bubble beards short and 5 notebooks with only a day to complete. So I have to spend even more ridiculously priced clams.
Last time I’ll buy them. That’s for sure.
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200 hundred DNA strains for Stewie’s clone ?!?
Honestly, that’s too much even for me. As I don’t check into the game as often as I should. 😦
Anyone else has a problem like this ?
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I didn’t think I’d be able to complete this challenge without spending clams OR staying awake 120hrs straight, BUT so far I’m on, if not slightly ahead, of target. Don’t know if I’ve received a patch yet (on Android).
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The Spare Clone Machines are not necessary to get Bitch Stewie if you don’t have a busy schedule this weekend. Bitch Brian is a reasonable price for a funny character and worth buying even without the machine.
I have both the Bitch Brian and Spare Clone Machines. Looking back at the first 24 hours, I feel I didn’t need the Spare Clone machine. Had I not bought the premium machines, I’d still have about 70 DNA and 9 Beards with 4 days remaining, even with the squatter spawn rate glitch. Now that the spawn rate has been fixed, I expect to be very close to unlocking Bitch Stewie after another day. If I only had the Bitch Stewie Machine, I expect I can unlock him in about 3 days, as long as I wasn’t very busy.
I’ve had some bad luck with drop rates in the past, but I’ve always been able to unlock characters in the last few hours in those cases. In my experience, the relative spawn rates are highly contextual and relevant only within the character being unlocked. They are incomparable to the spawn rates of items in past or concurrent events for other characters. In other words, the drop percentage for an extra rare item for one character will differ for an extra rare item for another character.
TinyCo is unlikely to ever publish percentages for drop rates in order to have the freedom to adjust them when the game seems unbalanced. If anyone is experiencing particularly bad luck, the best action is to contact TinyCo. When the amount of complaints reaches a threshold indicating an imbalance, they’ll make adjustments to your benefit.
That is why I begin every challenging event with optimism, rather than pessimism, knowing TinyCo’s history of making adjustments.
Cheers to TinyCo!
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Sung to Wiz’s “Black and Yellow”…
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screaming that’s nothin’
What I pulled off the lot, that’s stuntin’
Repping my town (Quahog!!) when you see me you know everything
Tappin’ Bitches
Tappin’ Bitches
Tappin’ Bitches
Tappin’ Bitches
I put it down from Lois’ whip to Mort’s jewels I’m in
Tappin’ Bitches
Tappin’ Bitches
Tappin’ Bitches
Tappin’ Bitches
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Oh you…bwahahahahhahha
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The spawn rate should have stated the same as it was with the witches, and automatic, not having to check every two hours as not practicle when working to check every two hours. On the other hand not realy bothered if I get Bitch Stewie, still trying though, not spending clams on a machine that will go into inventry afterwards, why would I want a second one? but in the end just a game and another caricture to walk around with no further use, will probably shove him into storage afterwards if I get him, the golden turd went the same way, (at least it took very little effort to get it,) along with Stewies wardrobe and surplus egyptian/halloween stuff, and spare buildings due to lack of space and loads of new stuff, as I prefer my town to look good. A lot of these free bonus items are pretty lame. The game is good and loved the American Dad house, and ok with having to spend clams on good stuff that will remain in my town.
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Help!!! My golden turd quest won’t start and all my characters are free!
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How many tasks are open in your task menu?
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Oh duh! Sorry. It says it’s locked and that Roger will reappear in 4 hours. It’s still a bit strange that it’s locked when I didn’t even get him once though…..
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Does the ”I’m Your Bitch” questline continue after tuesday? 😮
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Waiting on clarificaion
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Unless the drop rate on items for Bitch Stewie changes, Tinyco will have seen it’s last dime from me and others I’ve shared the game with who look to me for tips. The main issue as I see it aside from the retarded (actual use of the word and not mental handicap) drop rate of DNA, is the extra rares. Sure bubble beards seem to have increased; however, now 24 hours in I have 1 pink notebook when 12 is needed and my girl likewise has only 1. We started the quest the moment it was available and put all people on task immediately. Factoring in only 6 hours sleep, these are our real results. Thus the drop rate I discussed in a previous post is spot on… drop rate of 1-2/day. So that’s a maximum of 10 over the life of the event when 12 is needed. Impossible math unless you spend clams to speed up characters for a hope that they’ll drop the item. I for one am more upset that the coders coding the game seemingly either flunked out of math or are money grubbing bastards. Either way, I tend of have little tolerance for either and do not reward poor performance nor poor behavior. Please fix this Tinyco and restore our faith in your product line.
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Not one to reply to my own comment but after further review, I can prove the faulty math for Bitch Stewie as follows:
Facts:
Pink notebooks required: 12
Sources:
Mort – Swallow Jewels – 4 hrs – 6/day
Stewie – Suspend time – 12 hrs – 2/day
Chris – Hula Hoop – 4 hrs – 6/day
Jerome – grow fro – 4 hrs – 6/day
Brian – findd inspiration – 12 hrs – 2/day
Max opportunities/day: 22
Max opportunities/event: 110
Extra rare drop rate: 1-2/day (2-9%)
So basic math 110 opportunities x 2-9% = 2-10 collected by end of event. Since 12 is needed…clams must be spent to obtain Bitch Stewie under this drop rate. How nuch? Well you could crap shoot to increase your opportunities; however, more cost effective would be to buy the pink note books @ 15 clams a pop. Thus Bitch Stewie will cost 30-150 clams if you try your hand at obtaining this character. Please note that the comment about putting the coffee on would be necessary to complete this without sleep to get Bitch Stewie for 30 clams. In the end, either bad math or greed will result in your ability to get Bitch Stewie. Guess we’re all Tinyco’s bitches now huh.
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I got three note books in one day which puts me in average to get fifteen in the time needed. That was also with at least four hours wasted while I was awake and another eight sleeping. I think your being just a bit pessimistic and maybe just a little unlucky on the first day.
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I have to say, the math is making me regret my purchase of Bitch Brian for 175 clams and thus investing emotionally in this mini-event. However, my experience with TinyCo so far has been that they will change things to improve players’ chances when things seem too unattainable. So I’m not ready to lose hope yet! (I will admit some frustration at the uselessness of many premium characters, though I was happy to see Jake and Rupert help out on the AD items. I thought I would love Bryan Cranston forever, but I was wrong, hehe.)
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Ow!….my head hurts….y u gotta make me read all that for?….my simple math is …is…..hmmm….I just know I’m getting bitch stewie before time expire without having to spend any clams. I got a little over 3 days left and I’m 2/3 of the way. So I don’t know what math I should do but I think if I can do it…u can do it….keep the faith man. If u still end up not getting stewie….shotgun…office….
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stuffs dropping like candy for me.
Not disputing your experience or trying to start an argument, but pointing out it really might just be you. or rather your phone. Obviously Tinyco has somehow allowed a ridiculously low drop rate to be possible even if it is unlikely. It may be that they are fine with a small % of players ending up with low drops as a way to encourage a certain level of clam spending.
If that’s the case, its a shame when it happens to a player who has no intention of spending clams, but it might be in their accepable rate of attrition by frustration.
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Message them these thoughts through your game. 🙂
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Well I’m glad they changed it back! I was mid-way through writing them a support ticket when I saw this update come into effect. Thank you for all of your work in helping us through these events. Without this site I probably would have missed my shot at half of the freemium characters I’ve gotten from these events. It’s much appreciated! ^_^
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Most welcome. 🙂
We play ourselves so WE are impacted by this kind of stuff too. Lol
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Yep seems as if spawn rate is back. Thanks guys.
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A patch was sent out. The spawn rate is as it was!
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What are thinking with this! Almost as bad as pee pants, 25 extra rares in 5 days more like 5 weeks!!!!
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Extra-rare isn’t the impossible task it once was. My experence is that the items drop regularly after a certain period of building up failures. So if you hit it consistantly from the beginning of the event, the incremental increase in drop rate will kick in. The main difference between rare and extra-rare seems to be the length of time before the item begins to drop regularly (not every time but every X number of times)
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