Bitch Fest 2014: Bitch Stewie and Brian Are Here! (Updated and Complete)

UPDATE BUNNY 2PM EST: And FAQ is back, and spawn rate is back. Lol. Nothing like having a great company watching and reevaluating issues. Making sure the game flow works properly. Not many other apps can say the same. 

UPDATE BUNNY 12:50PM EST: So the FAQ information just switched out, though I am still waiting for confirmation from TinyCo on this. It now says that it switches from 4 to 1 once you BEGIN unlocking Bitch Stewie. Instead of AFTER as it originally was reported. 

UPDATE: We know the clones seemed to have dropped to one after the collect 25. We did report it and will update once we get a response back.

 

Hello There Clammers!

Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian have arrived in Quahog as part of the new limited-time weekend event!

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When you log into your Tiny Quahog you’ll see Peter have a task waiting for you…this will kick off Bitch Fest 2014!

More details coming…but for now know your first task is to build the Clone Machine…and it’ll cost you $1,000.

More details below the fold…

WARNING…Mild Spoilers below

Oh and just in case you’re confused…these are full characters, not skins.

So this is a fairly straight forward little mini weekend event (Remember those?)…basically you have until Tuesday 11/18 to start the event.

Here’s how it works…you have five days from when you build the Bitch Stewie Machine to unlock Bitch Stewie.  However…on 11/18 the Bitch Stewie Machine will no longer be available for purchase.  So get it before it’s too late!  (you will need to be at least in District 3 for this to start for you..)

To get Bitch Stewie you’ll first need to build the…

Bitch Stewie Machine

Bitch Stewie in Bitch Stewi machine

It’ll cost you $1,000, it’s an instant build and will spawn Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian clones for you every 2hrs.  (it also earns $20, 15xp/2hrs)

Once you build/place the machine you’ll find Bitch Stewie.

From there..you know the drill.  Collect stuff to unlock him and he’s yours (just remember it is timed…you only have 5 days to do it).  Here’s what’s needed to unlock Bitch Stewie:

CLone DNA200 Clone DNA (always)- Get from: Clearing Bitch Stewie OR Clearing Bitch Brian

Bubble Bath Beard25 Bubble-Bath Beard (Extra Rare)– Get from: Clearing Bitch Stewie OR Clearing Bitch Brian OR Make Bitch Brian Do the Scoot (premium option).

Pink To DO List12 Pink To-Do List (Extra Rare)- Get from: Make Mort Swallow Jewels (4hrs) OR Make Stewie Suspend Time (12hrs) OR Make Chris Fat Kid Hula Hoop (4hrs) OR Make Jerome Grow his Fro (4hrs) OR Make Brian Find Inspiration (12hrs)

Now for the premium stuff…you knew it’d be in here.

Actually fairly reasonably priced Premium stuff…

Bitch Brian in Bitch Brian MachineBitch Brian Machine- 175 Clams.  This instantly unlocks Bitch Brian for you…which you can then use to help get the Bubble-Bath Beards for unlocking Bitch Stewie.

Now the Bitch Brian Machine also spawns Bitch clones (Stewie and Brian).  This one drops clones every 12hrs.  (it also earns $60, 40xp/12hrs).

Spare Clone MachineSpare Clone Machine- 75 Clams.  This bad boy will spawn clones for you every 6hrs, and you can purchase as many as you’d like.  (also earns $40, 25xp/6hrs)

So that’s it for the new stuff my friends.  I do have 1 tip for you…

When getting the clones, the first task is to get 4 each of the Bitch Stewie Clones and Bitch Brian Clones.  STOP at 4.  Do not get more until Part 2 of the task starts for you…because in Part 2 you’ll have to get 25 each of the clones.

Also a few answers to some questions I know y’all will be asking…

Yes, you can get Bitch Stewie (or Bitch Brian) with out having Stewie (or Brian) unlocked in your Tiny Quahog.

And the maximum number of clones in your town at once is…36.

What do YOU think of the weekend event?  Thoughts on Bitch Brian and Bitch Stewie entering the game?  Will you purchase Bitch Brian?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!

373 responses to “Bitch Fest 2014: Bitch Stewie and Brian Are Here! (Updated and Complete)

  1. I just got 4 from each again, after receiving just 1 of each earlier! Hope it continues! 😋

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  2. I don’t know why they just didn’t put both characters as premium. If you do the math it is not possible to complete the bitch Stewie without purchasing the extra cloning machine. I sent TinyCo an in game message saying the same thing so maybe they will fix things.

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  3. It looks like they changed the FAQ back. I also got a response from Tinyco saying they just pushed a patch for this. So it does seem they can spawn after unlocking bitch stewie. Maybe they will just drop coins or something at that point

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  4. So it looks like they changed the wording back to the original phrasing (saying 4 will drop until after he’s unlocked). Now I’m just confused, at least I’ll find out in an hour when I can collect again.

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  5. Just checked my spawn rate it back up to 4 each every 2 hours.

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  6. This all seems very odd, there is a max of 36 in your town, but it would take 36 hours (at 2 every 2 hours) to hit that. But then they don’t just spawn, you have to collect every 2 hours to get them. So they really had to put a limit in, just in case someone logs in and taps the machine, but doesn’t tap the clones for a day an a half?

    Or perhaps they were thinking people would shell out over 1000 clams for 16 machines and hit the cap in one go… but that would be insane.

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  7. So 2 every 2 hours means 24 a day or 120 in 5 days + 58 to kick off the collection = 178 total. If you pay 175 for Brian you get 20 more in 5 days = 198. You need 200 DNA alone & 25 bubble beards so even the people dropping real money on this event & grinding around the clock are going to be shy of the goal.

    Let the complaints roll in. I’m about to get in the game & compose mine.

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  8. So I just tapped my clone machine and it gave me 4 of each. Earlier it was giving me only 1, I reported it and now I read what TinyCo put in the FAQ, but I’m still confused at what im suppose to get at spawn rates. Anyone else getting mixed rates?

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  9. I guess I am one of the lucky ones but I am still getting 4 of each every two hours, hoping it stays this way. Is anyone else tapping on the real Brian when looking for Bitch Brians..lol

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  10. So you are MEANT to only get 2 per hour, so max 48 a day, you need 200 (well 175 after the rate drop) — guaranteeing that you need to buy the **** extra spawners to even get the dna part of the unlock done?

    Wow, thats really, really, really, shady. Esp for those that bought brian to help get stewie and later changing the rules.

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  11. is it possible to get all of that in 5 says?

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  12. Hey guys, I think they’ve fixed it, I was only getting 1 of each clone earlier, but I just collected rent from the machine again, and this time I got 4 of each again, so hopefully it’s sorted.

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  13. So given the latest news, this task is impossible without buying multiple clone machines. I have 4 days 4 hours left, or 100 hours. I need 120 strands of DNA. Even if I didn’t sleep, i would only get 100 clones to spawn.

    Have I misunderstood things or is my maths wrong, or did TinyCo design this to be to premium-only?

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    • I think the wording was misplaced to begin with. As spawning AFTER you won him wouldn’t matter anyway. Why would you still need them after?

      I think they may still switch up the clone rate though. Some are reporting it going back to 4 again.

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  14. Just realized something. The wording makes no sense as it states you get 4 Stewies and 4 Brians, but ONCE YOU START UNLOCKING STEWIE it drops from 4 to 1. So what that means is you only get 1 time where you get 4 because wouldn’t you start unlocking Stewie the second you click one of the first four. You would get an item and that would start the process of unlocking him? Am i wrong about that?

    Sincerely yours,

    so confused….

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    • Nope…I agree. Something WAS off. I think the wording was misplaced to begin with. As spawning AFTER you won him wouldn’t matter anyway. Why would you still need them after?

      It is why I messaged them.

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  15. Last night i was scrolling through my quahog and i happened to come across a rare glitch maybe.. i dont know but i saw a fairly big caged looking building overlapping some others, really weird it said bird jurassic park on the front of it. I thought it was actually there but to make sure I panned over so I couldn’t see it anymore and went back to the spot and it vanished. Weird, huh? :/

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  16. I know Bunny is correct that it said ONCE YOU UNLOCK B STEWIE it drops from 4 to 1 and not once you BEGIN. I know this as I asked myself, once I unlock stewie why would I need the spawns any longer. I would have already had all the items.

    Now a spawn rate of 2 every two hours isn’t that much. I mean I do have Brian’s machine, not sure what the rate is there. Guess we’ll have to use clams in order to get B Stewie. Can’t imagine you would get enough spawns without clams otherwise to get 200 DNA and 25 Bubble heads.

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  17. I have collected about 6 notepads, but the counter for bitch stewie still reads 2/12. Is this a bug anyone else has experienced?

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  18. Hopefully they change it back since the faq originally stated otherwise. Also having only 1 spawn instead of 4 makes it impossible to complete this without spending clams. Maybe if enough people sent Tinyco messages about this they will switch it back

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    • I think the wording was misplaced to begin with. As spawning AFTER you won him wouldn’t matter anyway. Why would you still need them after?

      I am waiting. They also are great at evaluation on the fly and if it IS impossible, they usually are great about fixing that.

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  19. I’ve finished all the bitch quests and now I’m only getting 1-2 clones every 2-3 hrs. Sometimes less clones in a longer time period

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  20. It’s written in “What’s the spawn rate of bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian”. It says once you start unlocking Bitch Stewie the spawn rate drops from 4 to 1. And says you can buy extra clone machines to help. So it is obviously $$$

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    • They changed it. It did NOT say that at the start of the game. I do have the screenshot.

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      • I checked last night as well it used to say something like once you’ve unlocked BStewie, the spawn rate will drop now it says once you start unlocking BStewie the spawn rate will drop (but I’ve been collecting items since 7pm eastern yesterday (I luckily had Stewie on his 12hour task randomly) & the drop rate only declined once Lois finished her 4 hour job (technically she finished the job at 1120am eastern but I collected the 11am clones before hand and so got 8…1pm I only got 2 (I just sent a very detailed in game message) (I also ran a test last night to see if entering the game every 4 hours would result in 2 sets of clones but at least for me no 2 hour tap, no clones would spawn (Ie The clones weren’t banked up so the every 2 hours needed(I have 99 clones left to get in 4 days 4 hours but also need 18 beard bubbles so this is mathematically impossible without clams (I’ve spent clams on this game before but I’m not as pending clams on a mathematically impossible thing)

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        • I am waiting on them. If there is an issue, they usually repair it. Some are already reporting the spawns have increased…but I am still looking more into it.

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      • I noticed that as well. Really weird wording. This has me really puzzled for several reasons: I assume you can’t start the quest until you build the machine with bitch Stewie. Why would you need to collect DNA, bubble bath beards and pink to-do lists until you start unlocking bitch Stewie? And why would the spawn rate for the clones change when you start unlocking bitch Stewie since the quest and clones won’t appear until you start unlocking bitch Stewie? They really screwed up with that wording. Of course, it MAY just be to cover their asses while they fix the issue. I just tapped on bitch Stewie, and 8 clones appeared. So the first issue for me is fixed, but now the FAQ is lying to me about the spawn rate since I’m getting more clones than the current FAQ says I should have. 😛

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  21. Jorge Tavares Rodrigues's avatar Jorge Tavares Rodrigues

    I can confirm it. They’ve changed it. Now says: “Once you start unlocking Bitch…”…That was a quick patch…Bloody Hell!!!

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    • It almost makes me think they are just changing things to jerk people around and then laugh at the crazy reactions… dance little monkeys!!! lol
      I mean, why else would they do this, right? 😉

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  22. It looks like this might not be a glitch after all. They changed the wording in the FAQ section to say that once you start unlocking stewie it drops down to 1.

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  23. Sad news. I read the help section on the “Bitch Stewie & Bitch Brian event” and it says that once you start collecting for bitch Stewie then drop rate goes from 4 to 1. So unfortunately it looks as if it is not a glitch guys.

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  24. im worried now i just sent lois on her cleaning task right before i got to this site. now im seeing there might be a glitch if i complete her task.

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  25. Does Bitch Brian’s character disappear in a few days, like Stewies does? Or will he be available for purchase after the event? I cant seem to find this information anywhere.

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    • The information is right here in this very post you are commenting on. ALL of this is limited time. So earn it or buy it before the end of the time to be able to keep it. They will NOT be around once the time is up.

      So if you unlock Bitch Stewie and Purchase Bitch Brian BEFORE it ends…they are yours to keep.

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      • Bunny I hate to disagree with you because I really appreciate everything you do. But I dont agree that the info is right here in this post, and I think you are mistaken that the information is here.
        What IS posted here:
        “So this is a fairly straight forward little mini weekend event (Remember those?)…basically you have until Tuesday 11/18 to start the event.
        Here’s how it works…you have five days from when you build the Bitch Stewie Machine to unlock Bitch Stewie. However…on 11/18 the Bitch Stewie Machine will no longer be available for purchase. So get it before it’s too late! ”

        Nowhere do I see anything about Bitch Brian’s character time limited availability. You said only that you must start the event by 11/18 . You also said, ” However…on 11/18 the Bitch Stewie Machine will no longer be available for purchase. So get it before it’s too late! ”

        Was that supposed to read “However…on 11/18 Bitch Brian Machine will no longer be available for purchase?” (We dont purchase Bitch Stewie – we earn him)

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        • It seems that there may have been a typo by Alissa or a line left out. It happens. But as the post does say as well as the pop up in game (image also in post)…this is a weekend only update and ANYTHING linked to it will go on the 18th as that is the day it ends. So if not bought or won by then…no longer available past that date. Sorry for the confusion.

          I DID however also clarify it in the post below too.

          Bitch Stewie & Brian Clarifications

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  26. Thank you Bunny if you did I shall as well I trust your judgement

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  27. Weird my spawn rate is fine. Is the glitch after lois cleans stewies room or before?

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  28. I could only get two spare clone machines, maybe a glitch?
    It disappeared from my store after I bought two.

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  29. Bitches Brian and Stewing “imploding” has to be one of the grossest things on the show. Eww! “You gonna eat that?” 🙂

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  30. This is terrible. And it looks a bit offensive. Where’s my American Dad?

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    • It is from the TV Series Family Guy. You know…the brand name of the game you are playing. The MA rated show full of naughtyness and pushing limits all the time. 😉

      American Dad is still an event and still ongoing til December 4th. More WILL come in the event. It has only been a week. 😉

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  31. Jorge Tavares Rodrigues's avatar Jorge Tavares Rodrigues

    (…) If anynone got the rate of 5+5 after the second questline starts it must be related with the hour. By the way, i’m on android…

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  32. D(bleep), I just finished Lois cleaning Stewie’s room. And now wish I had checked first (2 hour alarm went off just as I was checking site, so started next cycle instead). I am hoping the fix hits before next 2 hours or I don’t get glitch.

    I was going to see if I wanted to get BB clone machine as having one (BS and BB) kind of kills the set. Though the spare one seems a better buy for stuff and coin drops over B&B’S machine.

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  33. Jorge Tavares Rodrigues's avatar Jorge Tavares Rodrigues

    Hi. Not sure if it helps or not but: At 6:00 AM and 4:00 AM the rate was 5 Brians and 5 Stewies. At that time i’ve already finished de Attack of The Clones Part 2 (Collecting 25 of Each) and the Part 3 (Lois) was on going. At 8:00 AM i’ve already finished the Lois task, the new quest line have already kicked in and the rate downgraded to 1 of Each. So i can garantee that collecting 25 of each didn’t triger this glitch, but not sure on the new questline. As anyone already started the new questline and maintained the 5+5 rate?
    I’m at GMT+0 so…yes, i sleep…

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  34. I’m spawning at an alarmingly low rate. Only one brian and one stewie per two hours. And it’s been like that all day. I reported it to TC. Hope that they can fix it. Does anyone else have this issue?

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  35. After clearing 25 of each, the only clones I got was the three sets of each from tapping the machines…now Lois is done tidying Stewies room it is only one set every two hours from the clone Machine..DO NOT TIDY UP STEWIES ROOM!! Lol I went ahead and sent Tinyco an in game friendly “What’s Up With That?” Lol

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  36. Is it worth the clams for Brian?

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  37. Spawn rate was ok until Lois finished the task to tidy Stewie’s room. According the FAQ in the help section of the game the spawn rate shouldn’t drop until bitch Stewie is unlocked. Seems the spawn rate trigger is the problem. If you haven’t set Lois on that task yet, probably best to hold off doing so until this is fixed.

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  38. i unlocked them both uts so funny watching bitch brian get inspired

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  39. So are they costumes or another brian and stewie?

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  40. Do you think they’ll add extra time to the event due to the glitch? It would only seem fair

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  41. When will they fix the pitiful spawning from the clone machine. 1 of each every 2 hours is ridiculous.

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  42. I just got the last Clam I need to buy Bitch Brain and from his butt scoot animation alone he is more than well worth the price, because its hilarious and disturbing at the same time. I can’t wait to see what else he does.

    As for lack of clone spawning, I haven’t had any problems and I’ve been playing all night.

    I’m about half way done with getting Bitch Stewie. Currently I’m at: 93 DNA, 11 Soapy Beards, and 3 Pink Notebooks. I’m hoping to have Bitch Stewie by Sunday, but the Notebooks look like they are going to slow me down.

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  43. Is the ‘Spare Clone Machine’ worth the clams?

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  44. Only 2 spawns is a huge bummer. Also I agree would b awesome if both bitches tasks would count for Brian and stewie in missions and drops so could use both stewies to try to get cats for Adam West; I mean they were both made to free up their tasks. And woman aren’t bitches, so woman can’t get specifically mad at that; only bitches are bitches. It’s kind of like South Park’s episode on motorcycle drivers.

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  45. The level of bitching inspired by this Bitch Fest is astonishing, and quite hilarious.

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  46. So, doing some quick calculations for freemium players…

    We can currently get 2 bitch clones every 2 hours, so basically 1 every hour. That’s 24 per day. We need to collect 200 clone DNA and 25 Bubble Bath beards, so we need to destroy at least 225 clones over 5 days.

    That means that each day of this event, we need an average of 45 per day. And only 24 spawn each day. So… the event is impossible for freemium players, even with the nice 25 clone head start we got from the second task.

    I hope I’m wrong, but I don’t see the flaw in my math. Can anyone find an way around this? If not, I hope they change the rate or requirement… Thanks everyone.

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    • I see from conversations below that this is a glitch. That makes me feel better.

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    • Send these stats to them too from your game.

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    • According to my math, unless something changes this isn’t even possible for premium players unless you get a few spare cloning machines, since the Bitch Brian cloning machine only adds another 4 clones per day, and each spare cloning machine can only add at most 8 clones per day. And then factor in the need for sleep and you lose 3 or 4 spawns per day from the Stewie cloning machine. Essentially it looks impossible unless you spend at least a minimum of 325 clams for the Brian machine and a couple spare cloning machines. Hopefully something will change.

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  47. Unfortunately accomplishing this event seems impossible as there are only 1 bitch Stewie and one bitch Brian spawning now when I tap on the machine every 2 hours to collect. I also didn’t recieve any pink to do lists whatsoever so far and have collected more than a few times for the 4 hour task characters and nothing even when I collected the 12 hour tasks. I’ve been doing the math and it doesn’t look good especially if I’m only getting 1 of each bitches every 2 hours. There won’t be enough dna or bubble beards at that rate even if I get something every 2 hours. I’ll tell Tinyco but it’s the going into the weekend as you always tell us its bare bones staff. They also just finally got back to me about losing vials from Halloweeen and said they were so backed up with tickets that my ticket would eventually be gotten to when they had a chance. That tells me that I’ll probably never get the vials issue fixed. So if I get a ticket in for this now I’ll probably be waiting a few weeks for a response and it’ll be well past the 5 day time limit. Looks like I’ll be out of luck. Oh well.

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  48. Has there been a drop in the number of clones from the machine since last night? I’m only getting 1 of each every 2 hours now.

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    • Glitching. Contact TinyCo, let them know.

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    • I’m getting the same for the last two times at least. At that rate I can only have 112 appear before my deadline and I’m 160 DNA short atm. not to mention the rest of the bits I need.
      I’ve now sent an in game request sent to TinyCo.

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    • Im having the same issue with both my clone machines. Frustrating sinse I spent clams on the brian one. I contacted tinyco I just hope the fix it before there office becomes a ghost town for the weekend. Its been doing it ever since I finished the clearing 25 task.

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  49. 12hr tasks to drop an extra rare item and you need 8 in 4 days….
    so far ive not got a single one so i cant see this being achieveable at all.

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    • Come on now. Only two of the tasks are 12 hours. The others are 4 hours.

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    • Where are you only needing 8 in 4 days? My game wants 12 extra rare pink to do lists and 25 extra rare bubble beards in 5 days. If you only have 8 then consider yourself lucky. The rest of us have an impossible 37 total extra rare items to miraculously get.

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  50. I’m only getting two (1 Stewie, 1 Brian) every two hours. That’s not how it’s supposed to work, right?

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    • It looks like after about 3-4 hrs into it it slowed down how many each time. Initially I was speeding up the Bitch Stewie Machine (6-8 clams) and getting 10 clones every time. Then about 4 hrs after the event hit i was only getting 2 every time. So looks like whatever it was was fixed busted (sorry guys brain not functioning properly today).

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      • Would you say fixed or broken? When the target is 200 DNA strings then getting only 2 of the clones every two hours is ludicrous. As in 5 days you would only have 120 clones if you tapped every two hours, plus an extra 20 if you had Brian’s clone machine too. Nowhere near enough.

        It was working as intended I think, and now Tinyco have broken it. Yay.

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        • I dunno why i used the word fix there…brain not functioning right. It’s busted.

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          • Is it possible that by doing the glitch where we hard restarted to get the 25 clones during that second task, we messed up the queue somehow? Like we got that 25 earlier than we should, and once the game “catches up” to the amount we should have, it will sart spawning 4 at a time again? It may only be sending out 1 clone each of stewie and brian because the game might be programmed to force send at LEAST 1 every time it’s clicked, but the amount is off because we have too many right now?

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      • Not according to TinyCo:

        “Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian squatters will appear for you to clear each time you collect rent from your clone machines. Each time, four Bitch Stewies and four Bitch Brians will invade your town. Once you unlock Bitch Stewie, the number of squatters spawned by the machines will drop from 4 to 1.”

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        • Yea…it’s glitching right now.

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        • but I haven’t unlocked bitch stewie, so it is broken. And perfectly tomed with my purchase of bitch brian.
          I’ve mailed them and given the the option of fixing it and crediting my account for lost clone DNA and bubble bath beards or refunding my purchase of bitch brian. failure to do other will result in a refund request to itunes and/or chargeback request to my credit card.

          I hate that this sort of thing is happening like clock work- new event; it broken.

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