Hello There Clammers!
Lois left Stewie’s Clone Machine on and now Clones are invading Quahog…clones of the bitch variety! That’s right, Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian have arrived in town!
Let’s take a look at all the ways these Bitches try to integrate themselves into Quahog!
Note: These are the walkthroughs for both Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian…as well as a combined one if you have both.
Attack of the Clones Pt. 1
Peter starts
Build the Bitch Stewie Clone Machine- $1,000, Instant Build
Clear 4 Bitch Stewie Clones
Clear 4 Bitch Brian Clones
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
Attack of the Clones Pt. 2
Peter starts
Clear 25 Bitch Stewie Clones
Clear 25 Bitch Brian Clones
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
Attack of the Clones Pt. 3
Peter starts
Have Lois Clean Stewie’s Room- 4hrs, Earns $50, 20xp
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
I’m Your Bitch Pt. 1
Peter starts
Get Bitch Stewie- Collect STUFF to unlock Bitch Stewie…Here’s what you’ll need:
200 Clone DNA (always)- Get from: Clearing Bitch Stewie OR Clearing Bitch Brian
25 Bubble-Bath Beard (Extra Rare)– Get from: Clearing Bitch Stewie OR Clearing Bitch Brian OR Make Bitch Brian Do the Scoot (premium option).
12 Pink To-Do List (Extra Rare)- Get from: Make Mort Swallow Jewels (4hrs) OR Make Stewie Suspend Time (12hrs) OR Make Chris Fat Kid Hula Hoop (4hrs) OR Make Jerome Grow his Fro (4hrs) OR Make Brian Find Inspiration (12hrs)
Have Bitch Stewie Do Target Practice- 4hrs, Earns $50, 30xp
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
I’m Your Bitch Pt. 2
Bitch Stewie starts
Have Bitch Stewie Buy Presents- 1hrs, Earns $20, 12xp
Have Bitch Stewie Go to Party- 10hrs, Earns $90, 59xp
Have Lois Attend Party- 10hrs, Earns $90, 59xp
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
I’m Your Bitch Pt. 3
Bitch Stewie starts
Have Bitch Stewie Do the Gene Kelly Dance- 8hrs, Earns $80, 50xp
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
Dance Your Legs Off
Bitch Stewie starts
Have Bitch Stewie Do Gene Kelly Dance- 8hrs, Earns $80, 50xp
Have Stewie Do Gene Kelly Dance- 8hrs, Earns $80, 50xp
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
The following only applies if you purchase Bitch Brian…
I’m Good at Other Stuff Pt. 1
Bitch Brian starts
Have Bitch Brian Do the Scoot- 8hrs, Earns $80, 50xp
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
I’m Good at Other Stuff Pt. 2
Bitch Brian starts
Have Bitch Brian Wash Brian’s Car- 4hrs, Earns $50, 30xp
Have Bitch Brian Make Brian a Dreamcatcher- 2hrs, Earns $20, 20xp
Have Chris Enjoy Private Time- 6hrs, Earns $65, 45xp
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
I’m Good at Other Stuff Pt. 3
Bitch Brian starts
Have Bitch Brian Find Inspiration- 12hrs, Earns $100, 65xp
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
Self Expression
Bitch Brian starts
Have Bitch Brian Do the Scoot- 8hrs, Earns $80, 50xp
Have Brian Do the Scoot- 8hrs, Earns $80, 50xp
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
The following only applies if you have Bitch Brian AND Bitch Stewie
Which Bitch is Which? Pt. 1
Bruce starts
Have Bitch Stewie Update Stewie’s Schedule- 6hrs, Earns $65, 45xp
Have Bitch Brian Find Inspiration- 12hrs, Earns $100, 65xp
Have Bruce Be a Good Listener- 4hrs, Earns $50, 30xp
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
Which Bitch is Which? Pt. 2
Quagmire starts
Have Bitch Stewie Alphabetize Porno Mags- 16hrs, Earns $115, 75xp
Have Bitch Brian Iron Hawaiian Shirts- 16hrs, Earns $115, 75xp
Have Quagmire Listen to HAM Radio- 16hrs, Earns $115, 75xp
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
Which Bitch is Which? Pt. 3
Quagmire starts
Have Bitch Brian Do the Scoot- 8hrs, Earns $80, 50xp
Have Bitch Stewie Gene Kelly Dance- 8hrs, Earns $80, 50xp
Have Quagmire Giggity Strut- 2hrs, Earns $30, 20xp
Completed Task Earns $20, 12xp
And there you have the full bitch walkthroughs!
What do YOU think of the bitch questlines? Were you excited to see both Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian in your game? Did you purchase Bitch Brian? Have you unlocked Bitch Stewie yet? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!
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This is the most annoying task to date. Why mark him limited time? Or why not make the DNA & bubbles attainable by character tasks rather than clearing bitch stewie and bitch Brian??? I work so unless I played at my desk (likely to get me fired) I was never gonna get him! Frustrating and annoying
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All I need is bubble beards. I have 18/25 with only six and a half hours to go. I needed more time on this event. Seems like a 50/50 some people got it some like me are struggling. I’m not angry but I play every day & get on frequently. I didn’t get human Rupert either. I guess my iPad isn’t as lucky as some.
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Same as me I didn’t get human rupert either and I’m probably not going to get bitch Stewie my ipad must be unlucky as well
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So, unrelated but I was just able to clear all the dogs I have had wandering my town for months now using Mayor West? Is this normal or a glitch? FYI I did it right before sending the Mayor on Mayor West runs the town part 6 where he works on his sculpture.
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Nope. That is it. Once he is unlocked they can go. Kinda anticlimactic to me. Lol
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I think situations like this are where TinyCo is missing the boat just a tad. There are numerous examples of character tasks that could be associated with item drops. For example the bubble bath beards could be dropped by Herbert when he takes an “gross old man bath”. Secret files could have been dropped if they had a task for either Tom or Tricia to investigate the crash site. Instead of “buying candy for kids”, Herbert could have “bought Halloween candy” for kids, etc. There are some good writing opportunities here that could also help the players as well. I think Bitch Stewie is a hoot, but I’m not dropping any clams for him. Five beards short, but meh, I’ll live.
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I still need 15 bubble beards with only 9 hours left 😦 guess I won’t be getting bitch stewie
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So far I’m Loving the tasks of Bitch Brian and Bitch Stewie but if Tinyco reads this… Could you ppppplease increase the volume of their voices. They say a lot of funny stuff but it’s difficult to hear them.
Oh and by the way I unlocked Bitch Stewie before I bought Bitch Brian.
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Got bitch Stewie clam free this morning (:
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So after you get bitch Stevie , is there any real need for the clones running around? Just don’t want to clergy and waste them for coins if they potentially are needed for somethin better!
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Dunno yet. I like the thought of something randomly generating coins though. Small amounts, but for a newer player still trying to unlock all the land and Districts, it could be helpful if it continues. 😉
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This event is such bullcrap. With an extra rare drop rate they should’ve expected that 25 items would screw a lot of people over. It’s too much luck based and not enough based on trying to get it. This is the most obvious cash grab I’ve ever seen from them.
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Sorry you feel that way, many…myself included…have unlocked him by play…clam free. Not one spent. 😉
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I probably could have got bitch stewie if I didn’t have to go to school that wipes out 8 attempts to get bubble bath beards as school is 8 hours long and I can’t just go on to my ipad and try to find out my schools wifi password
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Six bubble beards short with 15 hours left, at a extremely poor drop rate of one every four hours (1 in every 16 or so spawned bitches). Failure currently costs 96 clams.
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I’m yet another one waiting on 5 bubble beards with 15hrs left. I’ve collected every 2-3 hours when I’ve not been asleep. With a rate of 1 every 5+ hours I don’t think I’ve be getting Bitch Stewie in time either.
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Thanks for the walk through! I have about 20 DNA and 9 beards left so I thought I’d see if he is worth the clams. Since I don’t have B Brian, I think it’s okay if my town doesn’t have B Stewie. Will save the clams for whatever’s next. Appreciate all you do on both sites!
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Wishing everyone luck. I have to stop reading the comments for this post as it depresses me the number of people short time and still needing so many beards. Wishing I could transfer my excess clones to other people to help them perhaps get the numbers they need as they are just earning me coin now.
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They want you to spend money. No one who sleeps is gonna get bitch Stewie without spending money. I think I’m gonna pass on this one.
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I just got him. Didn’t spend one Clam. 🙂
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Opinions needed: Is it worth buying bitch brian? What do you guys think?
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i’ve already obtained bitch stewie, this is for in game after the event.
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It is personal taste. He is a fully tasked character. The question is…is he worth it to YOU? Months from now will you still be happy with the purchase? Will you wish you had him?
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Only need one pink to do list to get stewie and i did it all with no clams, its pretty easy, just keep an eye out for clone spawn and send chris, mort and jerome on item tasks. Only need the discs for steve too
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I don’t think it was really possible for me to get bitch stewie as I have the wifi turned off at 9pm by my parents and I have to go to school which is 8hrs long which means I’ve missed out on 64 clones during that time and miss out on a bunch more when I go to sleep depending on what time to clone machine produces them.
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Don’t understand the drop rate for bubble beards. Still have 10 left to get and only 13 hrs left. And I have almost religiously checked in every 2 hours to spawn bitches lol. I wonder if it’s something with iOS because my bf has android and he got all the beards 2 days ago
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It’s just down to luck, I play on ios and got all items in just a little over two days. Hope you get them in time.
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I don’t think it’s because you have the iOS version because I also have this version and I got bitch Stewie with 3 days to go on the timer and this includes sleeping and not spending any clams what’s so ever
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I have one pink list to go for B. Stewie, and 16 hours remaining, so hopefully I get that last pink list. No clams used yet, but I may buy that last list if I don’t get it in 16 hours. I do have a question. Since he is timed, we have until the timer runs out to get him right? Even if the event to purchase him ends first?
Ps. I got most of the bubble beards from clones and only a few from B. Brian.
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Asked. Waiting for word back. 🙂
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With 19 hours left, I have all 200 of the DNA and 9 beards to go. The randomness of it all causes me more anxiety and stress than I really want in a game.
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Slightly frustrated that after I cleared 200 DNA strands Bitch!Stewie and Bitch!Brian only drop coins and no beards (still need three of those). At least one beard per every round of release would be nice.
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The spawn rate glitches just after I bought Bitch Brian. I sent a very strongly worded complaint and got an auto reply when it was fixed. I clicked it didnt solve my problem and then went on to ask about being credited for the missng drops. i got a reply from a person a bit later telling me that they they couldn’t credit me the drops but would give me 30 clams instead.
I was happy and suprised because when Stan Lee’s trailer glitched a whole day, all the gave me was 5 clams.
But, I would guess my original message probably encouraged genorosity, lol.
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I have 17/25 Bubble-Bath Beards and less than 24hrs to unlock Bitch Stewie
No new Beards the last day
Everything else is already collected
I don’t see a (free) way to unlock him 😦
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I’ve had 200 DNA for 2 days now, and I’m still only at 11 bubble beards. Seems like making an extra rare item drop 25 times in only 5 days is just asking for some players to get screwed over in my opinion. I have been getting on every 2 hours since I built this(besides while I’m asleep) so it’s not that I wasn’t on enough. I’m very unhappy about this since it’s the first time I’ve really been screwed over even though I’ve busted it to get him. 😦
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Unlocking Bitch Stewie was pretty much reasonable. I ended up finishing him about 1 day early. I worked diligently by setting a 2h alarm each time so that I didn’t waste any time on releasing new clones while still allowing for sleep overnight. Nicely, both Stan’s job for lollipops is also 2h and other tasks required for collection are multiples of 2 so that they mostly align with the alarm interval. Yesterday morning DNA collection was completed and the Bubble Bath Beards did occur scarcely, but the remaining 7 were collected in about 8 or 9 Clone Machine release cycles.
Briefly after unlocking Bitch Stewie I also unlocked Steve and Haley is not too far away.
However, it seems like a glitch that I have a red exclamation mark sitting on the FaceSpace button but none of the Smith family folks have pages there, preventing me from clearing the indicator.
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The Smiths aren’t showing up on my FaceSpace either, the only time you see it for the characters is when they unlock or level up to a new task.
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As you can see, they are working on FaceSpace. They will return. Just be patient. The Main Game will always take priority.
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I found a way to remove it, all you need to do is the next time Steve is free, before you send him on a task, tap the Facespace button underneath Steve on the task select menu.
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Awesome tip, thanks!
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Thanks for that tip. That little red exclamation point was bothering me!
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at first, i wasn’t even going to worry about getting bitch stewie cause i didnt want him in my game that bad. so i just collected his stuff anyways just to see where i would get without stressing, panicking like omg hes timed blah blah blah….i didnt freak out like other characters that i got, i just casually collected his stuff. Well, earlier today, i’ve collected ALL of the DNA and ALL of the bubble beards and i think if i would have tried harder for the pink to do lists, i woulda had him ealier today. So like i said, its not worth stressing and panicking over if you will end up unlocking him or not. Im about to and i did not even give THAT MUCH effort 🙂 and ZERO clams were spent.*. IT IS POSSIBLE! calm down everybody, have funn instead of STRESSING! its only a game.
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I was pretty much the same, except instead of needing pink notepads I’m 16/25 on bubble beards… Don’t really care if I get Bitch Stewie or not since he’s an awful “meh” character IMO, but I do find it awfully insulting that a timed freemium character has extra rare drops that are only obtainable a few times every couple hours (which my luck was absolutely horrid with) or with a premium character… With 14 hours left and that many bubble beards left it’s unlikely I’ll get him in time.
On the plus side I’m closing in on unlocking Steve and Hayley, so there’s that…
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same here with me! very close to unlocking Steve and Hayley! and got bitch stewie about a half hour ago. awesome! i feel accomplished in life LMAO! 😉
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I have both, uh… bitches. Will my quest with both disappear, or will I get to continue it, even after the window of unlocking closes?
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Waiting on confirmation
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I like tapping bitch Stewie immediately followed by Kool-aid Man: “Oh no!”… “Oh yeah!”
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These quests won’t go away in the next couple days will they? I’m having an awful time leveling the bitches up to level 5, which is what the alphabetize porno mags task requires.
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Waiting on confirmation of that.
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Hi got a question i have both bitches lol but no joint quest. do i have to complete both of their independent questlines to access the which bitch is which quest?
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It will vary when it starts. Just run through both and you will see it.
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Note that Bitch Stewie has to be level 4 to even progress in the joint task so it doesn’t really matter when it opens cause you’ll spend a day trying to get him up to snuff.
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Yeah would have been nice had they not made the only “task” way to get bubble beards through bitch Brian, which most people probably aren’t buying. There are so many characters and costumes that don’t earn anything, it would have been nice to maybe incorporate some of them into getting bitch Stewie.
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Yes, but then there wouldn’t be as much incentive to buy Bitch Brian. Hopefully you understand that if some people don’t occasionally spend some real money on this game, there eventually won’t *be* any more game…
It’s nowhere near impossible to get him without clams. I just got him with 10 hours to spare, and I have a full time job that required me to work every day of the quest but one, so “every two hours” isn’t exactly a solid option for me. I’m not going to say it’s easy, because it wasn’t, but if you want easy, buying clams is pretty easy.
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The amount of bubble beard stewie’s just seems impossible to reach in the amount given since it’s such a rare item. I’m not gonna have time so not buying bitch Brian. Was only planning on buying him if I got bitch stewie.
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I’ve been able to get them clones only for mine.
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Agreed. When I collected my 200th DNA strand I only had 9 bubble beards. Now in the home stretch I still only have 15 of the 25. Unless I drop cloaks or get a miracle there’s no way.
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I agree. I’m a very diligent (obsessive) player and I’m starting to panic about the bubble beards too. 😦
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Just got Bitch Stewie (aka B.S.) with ~1.5 days left in his timer. Since B.S. (time limit of a few days) was prioritized below Steve and Haley (~month-long time limit), AND he required 200+ items to craft, I was surprised I got him so easily and before either of the Smith children.
I know that a lot of people are excited about the Brian and Stewie clones being introduced, but I personally rate them at the same level as Vinnie. When B.S.’s quests are done and he’s leveled up enough, he’ll go into storage.
I will say that I was pleasantly surprised that the drops for DNA and Bubble Beards worked out so well, given that they came from the same source. I finished collecting 200 DNA strands with only 1 Bubble Beard to go.
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I actually finished the bubble beards before the DNA. Luck I guess?
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With me it was two left. Got that in three Bitch roundups (separated by 7hrs of sleep).
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Mine was the same way. I got all my DNA about 24 hours ahead of my deadline, and then I got my last bubble beard on the next release from the clone machine.
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When does the “which bitch is which”
Questline start?? I finished the bitch Brian questline and I am currently waiting for Stewie and bitch Stewie to finish dancing, and it still has not triggered..
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Wait till you start Stewie
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Si I thought I got Roger but cant select him….is that correct?
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Roger is NOT a character currently. Right now he is just a random image and the ONLY way to use him is when Stan is free and the option to “Hide Roger” is in Stan’s task.
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thanks!
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i need to collect 10 more bubble beards and 31 more dna, but only have 22 hours…. i’m thinking it is impossible unless after the dna is finished clearing clones will always give me bubble beards? i liked it better how they did it in other events where the things you need to clear just spawn by themselves. i don’t like having to press on it to make it spawn clones. 😕ok enough of my whining LOL. if i don’t get bitch stewie, i’ll live (i guess…we’ll see).
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I like tapping on stuff, but now that I’ve gotten all the dnas all I’m getting is coins. I’m not getting the 9 more bubble beards I need. They made the bubble beards 16 clams a piece if they don’t randomly spawn for you too! waaaay to rich for my blood! sigh… why do I have a feeling I’ll end up 1 short by when time runs out.
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where do I find my family guy stuff I have done in my gmail?
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I had 1 more day until my timer ended, and I now have 3 days left!
Awesome.
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that is so cool to bad I cant play any more
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Got them both.
Stage 3 on Bitch Brian.
Stage 2 on Bitch Stewie.
Haven’t seen the joint mission pop.
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Hey i got a question. Do you think these missions will end after tuesday? Like the Day of the Dead limited event? Cause i just recently got Bitch Stewie :p
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No confirmation on that as of yet.
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I doubt the questlines will end as there isn’t any other items needed to keep them going, like Consuela line in the Day of the Dead line (even though I bought all the hardware pre-event end).
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When do we get back to the Blimp and Plutonium quests?
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When the next phase for the Blimp n Districts launch. 😉
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Thanks for the update! What triggers the questline for which bitch is which? Haven’t seen them. Do I need to complete the seperate quests first?
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Bruce pops in to trigger it along the questline of Bitch Stewie.
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I have bitch brian and bitch stewie but the which bitch is which questline hasn’t started yet. I’ve finished i’m good at other stuff but not i’m your bitch yet. do i have to finish that one first?
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Bruce pops in to trigger it along the questline of Bitch Stewie.
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Any tips for getting bubble bath beard? I have everything but those and need 10 more. 😦 I have not gotten one in over 24 hours and I am on frequently trying. I got my DNA completed last night.
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Most mine came from clones to be honest. If it comes down to the wire, you might be able to just buy out the last few if you want him that badly.
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I need ten more beards too 😦 I got the other items pretty easily, but 16 clams per beard is a lot to spend for a character that probably won’t be useful later on. It really sucks to have spent so much time clearing the clones for days for no reason….
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Life’s a bitch! I was well on my way to getting bitch stewie the freemium way when I accidentally hit the buy button and lost 95 hard earned clams that I wouldn’t have spent. There should be a confirmation pop up to buy stuff. Really kinda bummed me out. Well at least I can sleep through the night now without having to clear out all the bitches every 2 hrs.
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Give TinyCo feedback like that. Let them know how it would help 😉
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That’s some bad luck. It’s not like with the Simpsons game originally was, where if you look at the dialog funny it spends some donuts and seems to randomly pop up pink buttons where you need to tap. There’s not a confirmation per se, but you do have to tap at least twice to “buy” a character. Once on the golden padlock in their item list and once more on the buy button. Actually, that last one *is* a “confirmation pop up”. Do they not have that on IOS, or something?
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I think the fun of having both bitches is they have many of the same tasks as Stewie and Brian, so in a way it’s like having two of each. Also their screwed up animations are kind of funny when they melt down.
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The *bitches are definitely back
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Only need two beards and 1 pink thingy to unlocck botch stewie! Wont be gettinh bitch brian tough
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I 190 DNA pieces but only 12 of the 25 bubble bath breads, I’m afraid I won’t unlock him in time 😦
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Impossible to unlock. I’m not even close and time is expiring soon. Idc as long as don’t need them for anything important
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