Quahog Valentine’s Day Walkthroughs: Phase 2, My Funny Valentine, Glenda, Cheryl & more!

Hello There Clammers!

Valentine’s Day has arrived in Quahog & the residents of our Tiny Quahogs are really getting into the spirit of the holiday!

During phase 2 of the event several questlines will popup in order to better prepare our Tiny Quahogians for the holiday ahead!  Working your way through these questlines will help you earn additional Valentines to unlock more content from the store.

So what are we waiting for?  Let’s take a closer look at the main questlines for phase 2 that you’ll encounter…

Glenda Vajmire

My Funny Valentine Pt. 1
Peter starts

Learn to use the Coffee Shop
Repair the Morning Arousal Coffee Shop- 100 Valentines 

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Funny Valentine Pt. 2
Peter starts

Have Peter Go on a Coffee Date- 4hrs
Have Lois Go on a Coffee Date-
4hrs.  If you’re currently working on clearing nerds with Midlife Crisis Lois, this won’t show up for you.  

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

The Beautiful People Pt. 3
Quagmire starts

Build the L’Espece D’Andouille- 350 Valentines, 4hr build
Have Lois Get Gussied Up-
 12hrs, Earns 40 Valentines, 65xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

 

Around now Quantum Quagmire should launch.  This requires you to get Glenda Vajimire.  We’ll cover this questline below

My Funny Valentine Pt. 4
Peter starts

Build Caricature Stand- 200 Valentines, 4hr Build
Have Handsome Peter Pose for a Caricature- 10hrs, Earns 35 Valentines, 59xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

At this point A Walk to Remember will start.  This questline is only there if you’re going to spend 200 clams to repair the Thoroughfare.

My Funny Valentine Pt. 5
Peter starts

Have Mort Rearrange the Mercchandise- 14hrs, Earns 45 valentines, 71xp
Buy Valentine’s Topiary in Red- 25 Valentines

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Funny Valentine Pt. 6
Chris starts

Have Chris Creep on Cupid- 8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines and 50xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Funny Valentine Pt. 7
Chris starts

Have Chris Go on a Coffee Date- 4hrs
Have Herbert Go on a Coffee Date- 4hrs

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Funny Valentine Pt. 8
Lois starts

Have Mort Go on a Date with Someone- 4hrs

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Funny Valentine Pt. 9
Handsome Peter starts

Have Handsome Peter Nibble on Cookies- 2hrs, Earns 10 Valentines, 20xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Funny Valentine Pt. 10
Quagmire starts

Learn about Perfume Sprayers
Have Glenda Shoo Perfume Sprayers-
 2hrs, Earns 5 Valentines and 12xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

At this point My Cup of Tiegs will start for you to repair the bench and get Cheryl.  

My Funny Valentine Pt. 11
Lois starts

Build Peter’s Wife’s Cookies- 1,100 Valentines, 8hrs
Have Lois Be Kneady- 10hrs, Earns 35 Valentines, 59xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Funny Valentine Pt. 12
Peter starts

Have Handsome Peter Interview Hot Chicks- 8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines and 50xp
Have Bonnie work a shift- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines and 30xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Funny Valentine Pt. 13
Peter starts

Help Joe out in the Affection Meter

This concludes My Funny Valentine.  This questline must be completed in order to progress to the phase 3 release once it’s out.


The following questline starts around part 3 of My Funny Valentine.  This is the questline for Glenda 

Quantum Quagmire Pt. 1
Quagmire starts

Create the Glenda Vajmire Outfit- Collect STUFF to unlock Glenda.  Here’s what you’ll need:

Homemade Valentine's1,000 Valentines

Driver's License25 Driver’s License (Common)- Earned By: Make Peter Nibble on Cookies OR Make Quagmire Giggity Strut OR Get From L’Espece D’Andouille OR Get From Quagmire’s Valentine’s House

Pepper Spray15 Pepper Spray (Uncommon)- Earned By: Make Joe Raid Personal Weapons Stash OR Make Bruce Fret About Something OR Make Arnold Sign Autographs OR Get from Quagmire’s Valentine’s House

Hair Straightener5 Hair Straightener (Rare)- Earned By: Make Lois Shoplift OR Make Mort Scrounge for Coins OR Make Arnold Perform Gubernatorial Duties OR Get from Quagmire’s Valentine’s House

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Quantum Quagmire Pt. 2
Glenda starts

Have Glenda Giggity Strut- 6hrs, Earns 25 Valentines, 45xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

 

Quantum Quagmire Pt. 3
Glenda starts

Have Glenda Sip on a Girly Drink- 1hr, Earns 5 Valentines, 12xp
Have Joe Play Bad Cop- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Quantum Quagmire Pt. 4
Glenda starts

Have Glenda Get Dolled Up- 8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines, 50xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

Quantum Quagmire Pt. 5
Glenda starts

Have Glenda Vajmire Record Party- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp
Have Bonnie Pillow Fight- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp
Have Lois Pillow Fight- 
4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp

Completed Task Earns 1 Clam


The following questline starts around part 10 of My Funny Valentine & it’s the questline for Cheryl 

My Cup of Tiegs Pt. 1
Peter starts

Repair the Park Bench-50 Valentines, 4hr Repair

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Cup of Tiegs Pt. 2
Quagmire starts

Get Things for Cheryl- Collect STUFF to unlock Cheryl.  Here’s what you’ll need:

Fan15 Industrial Fans (uncommon)- Get from: Clearing Perfume Sprayer OR Make Jerome Hug Patrons OR Get from Caring Caricatures OR Get from Madeleine’s Valentine’s Boutique

Violin10 Violin (Rare)- Get From: Clearing Perfume Sprayer OR Make Lois Teach Piano OR Make Seamus Sing Shanties OR Get from Madeleine’s Valentine’s Boutique

Swimsuits6 70’s Swimsuit (Rare)- Get From: Clearing Perfume Sprayer OR Make Chris Enjoy Private Time OR Make Bonnie Abuse Jacuzzi Jets OR Get From Madeleine’s Valentine’s Boutique

Peter's Wifes CookiesBuild Peter’s Wife’s Cookies

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Cup of Tiegs Pt. 3
Cheryl starts

Have Cheryl Make Love to Camera- 4 hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp
Have Quagmire Do Wiener Curls- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Cup of Tiegs Pt. 4
Cheryl starts

Have Cheryl Watch Period Movies 6hrs, Earns 25  Valentines, 45xp
Have Lois Fawn Over Dead Guys- 4hrs, Earns 20 Valentines, 30xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Cup of Tiegs Pt. 5
Lois starts

Have Lois Vent in the Slam Book- 6hrs, Earns 25 Valentines,65xp
Have Cheryl Write Poetry-
8hrs, Earns 30 Valentines, 50xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's

My Cup of Tiegs Pt. 6
Cheryl starts

Get Cheryl and Quagmire to Engage in Puppy Love- 24hrs, Earns 25 Valentines, 45xp

Completed Task Earns 25 Homemade Valentine's


There’s another questline that’ll start up with Carter, Broken Hearted.

Broken Hearted Pt. 1
Carter starts

Have Carter Mistreat Minimum Wage Employees- 4hrs, Earns $50, 30xp

Completed Task Earns 25Homemade Valentine's

 

Broken Hearted Pt. 2
Carter starts

Have Meg Take a Shower- 6hrs, Earns 25 Valentines, 65xp
Have Carter Use the Old Man’s Room-
6hrs, Earns 25 Valentines, 65xp

Completed Task Earns 25Homemade Valentine's

Broken Hearted Pt. 3
Carter starts

Have Dr. Hartman Test Experimental Drugs- 8hrs. Earns $80, 50xp

Completed Task Earns 25Homemade Valentine's

Broken Hearted Pt. 4
Carter starts

Have Mort Obsessively Count Cash- 12hrs, Earns $100, 65xp

Completed Task Earns 25Homemade Valentine's

Broken Hearted Pt. 5
Carter starts

Have Carter Take an Old Man Pill- 8hrs, Earns $80, 50xp

Completed Task Earns 25Homemade Valentine's

 


And that completes all of the main Valentine’s Day Questlines for phase 2!  Remember, you will need to complete My Funny Valentine questline in order to move onto Phase 3 when it hits on Thursday.

What do you think of the Valentine’s Day questlines? How are you doing on unlocking Glenda?  Thoughts on the dialogue?  How about the Valentine earning tasks?  Thoughts on unlocking Cheryl?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

170 responses to “Quahog Valentine’s Day Walkthroughs: Phase 2, My Funny Valentine, Glenda, Cheryl & more!

  1. I’m so frustrated, I’ve tried every way possible to get ahold of support my handsome Peter has no option to go on a date , the only people that can go on. Date are Louis, Chris, Herbert, n the drug store guy….. That’s it no quagmire or anything . Someone PKEASE help me!!!!

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  2. Not even half way through phase2 and still not collected lois affection prize, thanks to tiny for that last one.

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  3. Cupid part of the quest not start yet? Just asking its the 19 I been waiting a few days to on new quest and dont see anything new yey.

    Also anyone know if they have plans on a game for American Dad. Like Family guy app but the simpsons not so much.

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  4. I’ve got a ? I’ve got almost 9000 val cards is there something else to spend them on other that decorations

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  5. So I’ve “opted out” of the affection meter lottery. Ie just refusing to click on the popup people
    So there’s no way I can complete part 13
    Is that going to be an issue?

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  6. Hi, is anyone else experiencing problems with the My Funny Valentine Part 10 not clearing/moving on? I keep sending Glenda to clear Perfume Sprayers, but nothing’s happening to the task.

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    • Just make sure it is her going. Try doing it from tapping on a Sprayer, initiating it from Glenda’s task list, or even from the pop up in the task menu. See if one option helps. If not, report it.

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    • I am having the same issue and I’ve tried 4x and still haven’t moved on. Any help?

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      • Just make sure it is Glenda aka Quagmire in the Red Dress doing the task and NOT his father Ida that is blonde. It seems they tend to start her first if she is available when you tap on them. Make sure you are actually on Glenda to do the task.

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  7. I have over 250 love hearts and still no cupid statue…how many does that take?

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  8. Bunny alissa I literaly have one more bathing suit one more violin and 7 more fans and it’s not even been 24 hours I still got 4 days and 8 hours left easy

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  9. Do you have to unlock Cheryl before you can start collecting the items for her? None of my characters have her items in their tasks so I can collect them before unlocking her….

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  10. Only 5 more industrial fans away from getting Cheryl, doing the last part of My funny valentine, also the last part of Quantum Quagmire, and Mort is obsessively counting as we speak for Broken hearted.
    As we speak I’m on 125 hate hearts.
    I actually think I’ll get all the skins/characters/buildings I want this time 😀

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  11. I have 53 costumes i no that it is two more costumes for Peter one of the costume is Spanish soap Peter i don’t no want the second Peter costume

    I still can’t level up past 50 because I’m still on max level but i no people can go to level 60 please can you please help me out

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    • Are you on the most current Update from the app market?

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      • From looking at the total costumes so far, it looks like golden suit peter; exclusively for iOS only. Strange that it would still be there tho as I’m using Android… =\

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        • Do you think that the game makers are going let people buy the golden suit peter costume and the golden ark for lndiana Jones peter costume misson for clams in the future because i need both of them to complete my costumes and the character missions list

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          • All you need is access to an iOS device and you can log into your game on it to start golden peter and then he’ll be on your android.

            As far as the Fart of the Covenant, just request it to TinyCo it be returned. Enough requests and it may show up again.

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  12. So im not going to be able to clear nerds for some time; doee this meansn I can’t finish the event?…

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  13. My game says I need to complete Part 13 of The Beautiful People to unlock phase 3, not My Funny Valentine. Is this a typo on the site or is the game lying..?

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  14. Broken Hearted Part 1 requires the Malt Shop. How do you get it? I can’t find it in storage or in the shop. Please help! Thank you.

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  15. Thank you so much! It took me forever to unlock Glenda, but Cheryl was super quick! I’m having a lot of fin sending people on dates! I’m hoping they unlock the next prize soon!

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  16. I think I have a hateful game. With Ida, the handbags were a horrible drop rate. I’m still needing 2 more straightening irons for Glenda and keep in mind I’ve been running both Mort and Lois on the task and just about every time come up empty handed. I’ve hard closed the game and restarted the device but no luck. This is like an epic drop rate for me.
    I feel so far behind since I still haven’t started working on Cheryl yet. When the time comes to work on her, I have a feeling the drops will never happen since she has 2 items that are rare. Now, add the fact that more is coming in a couple days.
    Ugh…..

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  17. Just started repairing the bench for Cheryl, and since some couples I sent on dates dropped stuff for Glenda, I was wondering if there are also some dates who could help with stuff for Cheryl? Or is this just random? Thanks!

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  18. Thanks as always for the info ladies. Has anyone find a date combination that drops 70’s swimsuits for Cheryl? Want to try and unlock her prior to Thursday’s new content.

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  19. Hi-5 Your Uncle!'s avatar Hi-5 Your Uncle!

    How long does it take for perfume sprayers to respawn?

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  20. I’m only on District 7 so I don’t have Carter. Will his quest line start up even after the event is over?

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  21. There’s a glitch for My Funny Valentine Part 10. Each time, I clear a perfume sprayer with Ida, the quest won’t end. How many perfume sprayers do I need to clear?

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  22. If you have Felicia Day and Nathan Fillion on a date, you will get an industrial fan for Cheryl request as well as some hearts.

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  23. I may have missed a previous comment on this, but I have been getting double drops on items for Cheryl from the perfume sprayers. I got 2 swimsuits from one clear and on another I got a fan and violin.

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  24. Is it just me, as soon as perfume sprayers turned up game went into glitch overdrive, now can’t go near the road area at all! Can’t clear couples, can’t get to characters! Gah!

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    • Hi-5 Your Uncle!'s avatar Hi-5 Your Uncle!

      I keep getting a glitch where the screen freezes as I’m moving across the map. It moves a tick and then reverses a little and keeps doing that until the game crashes. It happens everyone I log in and is super frustrating (especially if there are PDA couples – I miss tapping any of them because the timer keeps going while it’s frozen). There’s also a weird animation glitch above the coffee shop when couples are on dates and on the perfume sprayers when Arnold or Glenda try to clear them (but not Ida for some reason)

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  25. Awesome & informative summary as usual! Thanks for this!
    One thing: in first sentence of your summary, I think u mean to say end of phase 2, not 3. yes?

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  26. I hope tiny co puts Muriel Goldman’s ghost in the game as a premium character at 100 clams because I have 500 clams and I wanna spend, spend, spend,

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  27. The only quests I have is for Mort to go on a date with someone and get Arnold, I have finished Glenda and still no Cheryl or perfume sprayers, am I missing something?

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  28. **** this Valentine’s event I can’t even get Peter’s prize these hearts are frustrating I can’t even tell who’s in love or not !

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  29. wow I still need 7 pepper sprayers for glenda but at least im catching up on back missions .

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  30. How many hate hearts do you need to collect to get the insane asylum? So far I have 224 but the meter is not moving either direction.

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  31. Do u think they are going to unlock the next prize like they did last Tuesday? How many hearts do u think we will need to collect? I’ve collected over 400 love (red) hearts so far.

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  32. Hi, I was just wondering if anyone knows if something is being done about the Lois glitch for the my funny valentine questline. It’s really frustrating because that’s the one that opens up Cheryl Tiegs…

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  33. This might be rude to the character but I don’t want Cheryl lol. Just not a fan. Is there anyway to not get her charActer & still be able to go through the rest of this event ? Also Cupid vs hot Meg.. I’m going for Meg but is Cupid special in any way? Still working on asylum currently 🙂

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    • Yup, you can skip her. As long as you complete My Funny Valentine you’ll be able to move to next week. As far as Cupid…he’ll be in the park bench, so you don’t have to choose between him and meg 😉

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  34. When I send Glenda or Arnold to shoo perfume sprayers, they Vanish. They are doing the task, but go invisible, both the sprayers & characters. You can tap in the area and it will show the task is happening, and time left. When the task is done, the checkmark is just floating there alone where the characters should also be. Is this normal? Happening to anyone else? When Ida shoos them, you can see them doing everything. I’m on android if that makes any difference. Thanks (force closing & reopening did nothing).

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  35. Is there anyone besides connie and meg that i can send on dates for items for glenda? Its taking forever to get the pepper spray…i still need 9 more my drop rate is like theyre extra rare instead of uncommon

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  36. Carter and Peter on a date just dropped a violin…? That was an unexpected but pleasent surprise.

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  37. I’m trying to save up hearts for the next love/hate prize which is either the Brookfield Insane Asylum or the Cupid Statue. I was wondering if anyone knew if the statue was just a decoration or if it came with anything else. In the preview for phase three is says “rescue cupid from the evil greeting card company” so I was curious if the character came with the statue? Any thoughts??

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  38. When do the perfume sprayers come

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  39. Do you have any insight in why the insane asylum is a hate prize? I’m wondering if having two of them will be beneficial in the next phase.

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  40. I’m worried I won’t get Cheryl im unlocking glenda im on the chris and Herbert date bit I haven’t started carters quest line now on ur expert opinion of and app can I unlock Cheryl plz say I can I got all day cuz it’s holidays so I’m on it 24.7 so bunny alissa Can I can i can i ?????????”????????????????

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  41. Effection meater oh my god spell checker I hate u

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  42. I’ve just noticed there is a third bench to be repaired in the event area! Who are they gunna release in phase 3?! I’m a premium player so I’ve got Glenda and I’ll probably have Cheryl by tomorrow. Touch wood. A million thanks to bunny and Alissa for this site it’s a valuable mine of info and always my first port of call if I have a question. Keep it up ladies 😀

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  43. If you were fortunate enough to have earned it, the Liquid Sorrow Liquor Store also drops Violins for Cheryl Tiegs.

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    • Wow that really pisses me off to know this

      I had no idea which heart to go for when I was starting to collect for Joe.

      If i could’ve gone back, I’d have gone for the broken hearts. And not only because the store drops at all but because I like liquor stores, and would appreciate it more than the bumper cars decoration.

      However I love that the animation I got is animated.

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    • haven’t gotten to Cheryl Tiegs’ questline yet so I hope this is true because I have the liquor store thanks to a crash when I went to place the bumper cars hehehe 😉

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    • -.- Thanks a heap, TinyCo.

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  44. How many perfume sprayers will spawn? I feel like I shoo some away and more keep coming. I had 4 left and now back up to 6 when I returned to the game? Thanks!!

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  45. Ok. Almost done with my Funny Valentine. Also the drops for Cheryl are coming along pretty well. I hope I don’t jinx myself but I should have Cheryl unlocked by tomorrow evening. Got Kool-aid Man’s girlfriend unlocked.

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  46. Am I the only one having a hell of a hard time getting the **** Pepper Sprays for Glenda? I’ve had all the other items for her done for DAYS, and, since I chose not to buy anything during this event, the only drops for her Pepper Sprays are Make Joe Raid Personal Weapons Stash and Make Bruce Fret About Something, both of which are 6 hours. I’ve still got 7 more to get before I’ll finally have Glenda unlocked and can move forward with the event…

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    • Use Connie and Meg coffee dates. You’ll get hate hearts, but I found it was dropping pepper every 4 hours.

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    • You can also keep sending Connie and Meg on dates you get one pepper spray every 4 hours for that

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    • I’ve beem getting them nonstop with just Joe and Bruce!…I only received 1 pepper spray from a coffee date, but forget which characters it was..

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    • exactly same for me! I am stuck with those pepper sprays that arent dropping very often.

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    • I thought the Connie + Meg coffee date operated like the others with decorations or Clams–you’d only get the auxiliary prize once and just keep getting the hearts tied to that combination. Plus, I was going for the Kool-Aid Man’s Girlfriend prize and didn’t want to keep collecting Hate hearts from Connie + Meg. So, Connie + Meg can drop the Pepper Sprays more than once, eh? I may do that again today and finish out Glenda.

      Thanks, community!

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  47. How many valentines do you need to get kool aid mans girlfriend? Is there any way to see how many valentines you need for each prize? I love your site. Thanks for all you do!

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  48. I was just wondering, Is Koolaid Man’s Girlfriend a cgaracter or decoration? I just started Lois in the Love/Hate meter and I don’t wanna waste my time getting 100 more love for a decoration, and another side question, is the Lady of Ill Repute (or whatever she is called) from the Cupid Stewie box a character?

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  49. blah. well seems like there’s ALOT of different questlines gonna be running back to back and together all at once. Myself at the moment, feels like it’s taking me forever to unlock Glenda and even get to Cheryl’s bench lol. just need like 3 or 4 more hair straighteners for Glenda! ..and waiting for Chris to get done spying on Cupid…

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  50. I feel like I’m behind, because I haven’t started working on Cheryl. I’m on Part 5 of My Funny Valentine. I have Glenda. I’m just waiting for the Perfume Sprayers to show up once I have progressed through the quests. Any word on if the Brookfield Insane Asylum will drop Valentines?

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