Hello There Clammers!
So if you’re seeing me you know hell must have frozen over right?
Either that or something terribly bad happened to Bunny…like a tribble take over…
Well lucky for you….neither of those things have actually happened. It was actually quite balmy in Hell yesterday & luckily Bunny’s going to live!
However, I have put Bunny on “Don’t touch the site or i’ll hurt you” leave for a little while. I’ve told her once, I’ve told her twice, I’ve told her about a thousand times…her health is more important. So while yes, she’s going to live and be ok. (well as ok as she ever was)…she does need some time to rest, recover and listen to me for a change.
So what does that mean for you? Well that means you get ME. For however long it takes. Don’t you feel special?
I’ll be here to push some posts, moderate comments, keep the riff raff out…and more or less make really cheesy jokes about the whole process.
Now i’ll be 100% honest with you. I’m not playing Family Guy. I haven’t touched the game since the last time I helped out. Nor do I really care to. I got enough stress in my life without the added stress of this game. However, I will do so for you guys. Again, don’t you feel special?
But I’m going to need your help…since you know I have 2 other sites to run (well really 1, as Pimp does a GREAT job with the Disney site), a full time job, a new house to move into, oh and a 6 month old….
So what am I asking for here? Geez Alissa can you just get to the point?!
I’m asking for those of you that volunteered as helpers to help. We’ll be sending y’all emails later today (hopefully) with some “assignments”. Your help is greatly appreciated.
Also, because I’m not playing the game I’m looking for a few good people to help us out in the comments. No this doesn’t mean full site access..not yet anyway. What this means is I’m going to push comments I have no idea how to answer…and I’m hoping you, as a community, can help each other out & answer them.
Of course I’ll be kicking in some information…I’m not just here to collect a paycheck. Actually, now that I think about it….I’ve never gotten a paycheck from any of these sites…what the hell?
Anyway…do y’all think this is something you can do? Pitch in and help out? Because the other option is….well we don’t want to talk about the other option. Bunny loves this site and you guys (but she loves me more so ha.ha.ha 😉 )…so let’s all make it work and see if we can make Family Guy Great Again!
I hope I’ve inspired you…and I’ll finally stop my post or rambling thoughts.
And now I’ll just sit back and wait for Donald Trump to sue me….