UPDATE BUNNY 2PM EST: And FAQ is back, and spawn rate is back. Lol. Nothing like having a great company watching and reevaluating issues. Making sure the game flow works properly. Not many other apps can say the same.
UPDATE BUNNY 12:50PM EST: So the FAQ information just switched out, though I am still waiting for confirmation from TinyCo on this. It now says that it switches from 4 to 1 once you BEGIN unlocking Bitch Stewie. Instead of AFTER as it originally was reported.
UPDATE: We know the clones seemed to have dropped to one after the collect 25. We did report it and will update once we get a response back.
Hello There Clammers!
Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian have arrived in Quahog as part of the new limited-time weekend event!
When you log into your Tiny Quahog you’ll see Peter have a task waiting for you…this will kick off Bitch Fest 2014!
More details coming…but for now know your first task is to build the Clone Machine…and it’ll cost you $1,000.
More details below the fold…
WARNING…Mild Spoilers below
Oh and just in case you’re confused…these are full characters, not skins.
So this is a fairly straight forward little mini weekend event (Remember those?)…basically you have until Tuesday 11/18 to start the event.
Here’s how it works…you have five days from when you build the Bitch Stewie Machine to unlock Bitch Stewie. However…on 11/18 the Bitch Stewie Machine will no longer be available for purchase. So get it before it’s too late! (you will need to be at least in District 3 for this to start for you..)
To get Bitch Stewie you’ll first need to build the…
Bitch Stewie Machine
It’ll cost you $1,000, it’s an instant build and will spawn Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian clones for you every 2hrs. (it also earns $20, 15xp/2hrs)
Once you build/place the machine you’ll find Bitch Stewie.
From there..you know the drill. Collect stuff to unlock him and he’s yours (just remember it is timed…you only have 5 days to do it). Here’s what’s needed to unlock Bitch Stewie:
200 Clone DNA (always)- Get from: Clearing Bitch Stewie OR Clearing Bitch Brian
25 Bubble-Bath Beard (Extra Rare)– Get from: Clearing Bitch Stewie OR Clearing Bitch Brian OR Make Bitch Brian Do the Scoot (premium option).
12 Pink To-Do List (Extra Rare)- Get from: Make Mort Swallow Jewels (4hrs) OR Make Stewie Suspend Time (12hrs) OR Make Chris Fat Kid Hula Hoop (4hrs) OR Make Jerome Grow his Fro (4hrs) OR Make Brian Find Inspiration (12hrs)
Now for the premium stuff…you knew it’d be in here.
Actually fairly reasonably priced Premium stuff…
Bitch Brian Machine- 175 Clams. This instantly unlocks Bitch Brian for you…which you can then use to help get the Bubble-Bath Beards for unlocking Bitch Stewie.
Now the Bitch Brian Machine also spawns Bitch clones (Stewie and Brian). This one drops clones every 12hrs. (it also earns $60, 40xp/12hrs).
Spare Clone Machine- 75 Clams. This bad boy will spawn clones for you every 6hrs, and you can purchase as many as you’d like. (also earns $40, 25xp/6hrs)
So that’s it for the new stuff my friends. I do have 1 tip for you…
When getting the clones, the first task is to get 4 each of the Bitch Stewie Clones and Bitch Brian Clones. STOP at 4. Do not get more until Part 2 of the task starts for you…because in Part 2 you’ll have to get 25 each of the clones.
Also a few answers to some questions I know y’all will be asking…
Yes, you can get Bitch Stewie (or Bitch Brian) with out having Stewie (or Brian) unlocked in your Tiny Quahog.
And the maximum number of clones in your town at once is…36.
What do YOU think of the weekend event? Thoughts on Bitch Brian and Bitch Stewie entering the game? Will you purchase Bitch Brian? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!
Family Guy Addicts 
How do you girls feel about the word bitch being thrown around a lot? Aren’t you offended?
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Well I am one…so NO!! 😛
Just don’t call me it or you will find out just how big of one I am. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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Its gonna take a lot more than that to offend a girl who enjoys family guy 🙂
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Actually, the word bitch means a female dog, so why would girls possibly be offended?
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Squishing them definitely reminds me of squishing Rigellians in TSTO but with more gore!
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Tinyco up to shenanigans again…. 37 extra rare items in 5 days. Extra rares pop 1-2 in a 24 hour period. Rares pop at 2-3 in a 24 hour period. Configured if rare would be as follows: Rate of drop is 10-15 over the life of the event. Unless the drop rate is changed, I don’t see this as happening. As a wildcard, the launcher is the clone machine. It pops 10/hr or 240/day. Assuming a drop rate of 9-13% means 22-31/day. Now factor in sleep: 160/day = 14-20 a day. As most people work on Friday, you lose a 8 hrs. for work: 80/day = 5-10/day. So, if rare over the life of the event you could pull 42-60 with sleep factor + 5-10 on Friday for a total of 47-70. Doable right?
Now how about those extra rares. Pops 10/hr or 240/day. Assuming a drop rate of 2-9% means 5-22/day. Now factor in sleep: 160/day = 3-14 a day. As most people work on Friday, you lose a 8 hrs. for work: 80/day = 2-5/day. So, if extra rare over the life of the event you could pull 9-42 with sleep factor + 2-5 on Friday for a total of 11-47. Still doable but barely. If you get the short end of the percentage stick, it’s unlikely to impossible. Now as many of you have noticed, the closer the end of an event gets, the better the pops. Not sure if it’ll be to little to late but only time will tell. If your not getting this pop rate, contact Tinyco so they can look into it. Best of luck addicts…. keep tapping.
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I got 2 Bubble beards in The First 8 Bitches (lol). Throw in 4 characters with 4 hour tasks for the extra rare item too. Totally doable in 5 days.
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At least so far for the bubble bath beards (extra rare), I have 5 already, just from tapping bitches. (That sounds so wrong, but kinda right) So maybe they’re not so extra rare. The beards, not the bitches.
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HAHAHHAHA the things this game makes us say. 😉
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Not sure about this math. Getting the 25 bubble beards is solely a factor of mashing the clones. If you are thorough in getting all 8 of them every 2 hours you can get a max of 96 per day or 480 in 5 days. That means getting 25 is slightly less than 5 percent drop rate. I’ve got 4 from my first 62 clones, which is about 7 percent. So yes it will be very tight if you don’t get Brian. If he drops guaranteed beards, the task becomes almost negligible.
On the pink notes you have 3 characters on 4 hour tasks & 2 on 12 hour tasks = 3*6 attempts/day + 2*2 = 22 attempts/day or 110 attempts in 5 days. That’s about 9 percent. My past experience with extra rare character drops is in the neighborhood of 20 percent. If you sleep & don’t set a 4-hour alarm, minus 3 tries per day. If you work, check the 4-hour tasks on your lunch break.
I honestly don’t think either one of these is impossible if you are patient & diligent.
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I think TinyCo has no concept of their drop rates at the best of times but I am comforted by the fact that they will address most issues we might have.
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Bitch Stewie and Brian are spawning even though I haven’t built the clone machine or otherwise started the event yet. Is this normal?
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Uh Huh. At first.
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Is bit ch brian a limited time event like stewie or can we get him after tuesday
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He will be leaving Tuesday
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How many bitches spawn every two hours?
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I’m getting 10.
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I am definitely not getting 8 of each every 2 hours, or even 8 total every two hours. I have zero in my town now, and have only squished 21 of each in the 11 hours since building the two clone machines. I’m regretting my purchase of Bitch Brian since it’s looking unlikely that I’ll achieve Bitch Stewie. I guess that’s my fault for buying before I calculated the odds or how much I actually want the characters. 🙂
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The help section said you get four of each for a total of eight every two hours you click it. Also says a max of 36
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Slight problem is you have to click the spawning device to get the thing to spawn right? They wont spawn overnight.
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Whew!! Thanks Bunny!! I would’ve just wasted like 2 hours trying to rebuild it, lol. We can always count on you ladies to give us all the info as early as possible.
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I like having this type of “minion” to destroy. Going tap-happy without worrying about collecting ammo or aiming is very therapeutic after a rough day.
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I just noticed that the inventory button for my characters is now gone. Was this a result of this most recent update? Or is it just my game. Also do you know how many clones drop with each release. I counted 8 when Stewie’s cloner released. It seems you have to actually click it to release the clones. I like the stewie’s head where the coin usually is.
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See the glitch post…Getplayarea
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Aha. Thanks for that. Should have assumed you gals had covered that already.
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🙂
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I JUST got rid of my maze!!! Now I have to build another one?! >_<
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Nope. These lil guys just run round fast on sidewalks. No need to corral them. You can only clear one at a time. Gotta tap on them.
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No need for that, just click on the task and click on clear 25 Bitch Stewie or Brian clones “Go” button, and it will locate the next available bitch for you. do this every time until you don’t have anymore bitches running around.
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Cloan DNA are not dropping always. I should have 14 and I only have 11. I know one time I got a beard and no DNA, and then twice I got nothing. Unless my definition of always is different than theirs 😉. I did report it to Tiny Co.
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You get DNA OR you get the Bubble Beard. So if you are getting Bubble Beards, you won’t get a DNA strand that drop.
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If you do not get Stewie in this mini event, will he be locked in ur inventory or dissapear?
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Are you asking if you do not collect all the items to unlock Bitch Stewie? If you do not, you don’t get him
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Arghhhh I need more space!! My cloning machines had to be placed on the ocean coz I’m running out of space on the land.
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I disagree that that the bitch Brian machine is fairly priced. But then again not much of this game has been fairly priced. And it seems to be getting worse.
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Did you come from facebook? If you arent dont go there lol.
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Quick question, should we not complete Attack of the clones task 1? Im sorta confused on this one 😦 I already cleared 4/4 stewie’s and cleared 3/4 brian’s.
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Only if you want to start the timer. Some people like to delay timed events. Placing the machine starts the timer.
If you already started the timer, then just play on through.
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Bitch Brian! Bitch Stewie! Coolio!
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Another competly impossible clam grab by tinyco.
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😉 Tip: Hard close the app, and open over and over again, oh keep your eye open!!! Shhhh you didn’t hear this from me. ..
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***cough cough cough*** SHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Until you get the 25 of each 😦
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But it still put me up to 53 dna strands and 5 bubble beards within half an hour of me starting the event. That makes me just a little bit more comfortable for the rest of the weekend. Thanks for the tip.
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Dang, looks like TinyCo fixed the extra spawns. I’ve only smushed 10 each towards the 25 goal, and force close hasn’t generated more. Oh well. 🙂
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Yes, isn’t this a truly bitchin’ event! Lol
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I have a feeling that the readers are enjoying our lax OK on the use of the word ONLY due to the event itself. 😉
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People enjoying themselves? Gee, what an interesting concept lol
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It only works until you get the first 25 of each for the quest though… probably why they didn’t notice it, since it seems to be quest-dependant.
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Yup, once I completed the task to clear 25, the hard close stopped working!! 😦
WHHYYYYY!!!!
Lol
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So have they skipped the American Dad event or put it on hold?
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?? Why would you think that. They just added another fun option in the game, like they always do. Has no merit on the STILL ongoing event that goes til December 4th. 😉
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So to confirm I can start this 2-3 days from now and will still have the full 5 days to complete? I’m going away now
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That’s what TinyCo says. The in game FAQ says…”You will have 5 days to unlock Bitch Stewie once you build his clone machine. The quest to start building this machine will be available until Tuesday November 18th”
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I have 75 clams should I buy a spare cloning machine
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Up to you. They seem to be spawning fast in my town.
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I think you should buy 5… because more is better, right?
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So to have both bitches you need clams??
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If you want Brian too…yes.
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Guessing still no word on the Carl fix yet
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Question… Do we have to pay to get Bitch Brian or is he going to be available after getting Bitch Stewie?
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Clams only.
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Thanks! I’m trying not to use clams since I might need them for the Smiths, but I think I have enough to spare. I can’t pass up Bitch Brian.
By the way, do you know when the next member of the Smith family is going to be showing up?
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Soon
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I think in addition to what spawn from the machines you get 1 of each clone automatically in your town maybe as often as every 10 minutes.
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I can confirm the 10 minute respawn -my town was clear at 715pm eastern, came here checked out comments and went back in and found 1 more of each (note:hidden, I only found them by clicking the Find Clones counter on the task bar and then the area that the game directed me to (there was a white highlights and when I clicked there it dropped DNA note in game faq says max of 36 which would be three hours unless the machine spawns more (I can’t check until 9pm eastern).
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Yeah!!! I need bitch Brian, hehehe….
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1 Brian and Stewie spawn everytime I re-open my game, glitch or?
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They’re spawning fast for me. I ain’t gonna complain. 🙂
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Bought Bitch Brian. Cant resist any character, ever….. not sure about long term value though. And frankly a little bit worried I’ll need to buy more clams for the AD event. Ah well
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naah, i think ill pass on this event 🙂
i’m still in the process of unlocking Stewie and i’m SOOOO close now! i’ve been putting it off the full Halloween event and somewhat, on the beginning of this American Dad event also.*
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I am so excited. Bitch Stewie is one of my favorite characters from the show. I just hope once we get Roger, there will be a chance to get at least some of his characters.
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If I don’ collect for bitch stewie will clone machine go away?
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Yes.
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Tinyco just stole mother 50 clams from me this morning.
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? Did you reach out to them to see what happened? There is not confirm clams option and I have found myself a few times rushing tasks or buildings without realizing it.
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Were you in your game doing anything when they went missing? Or just opened it? I am looking into this more.
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Does bitch brian disapearring after the event? I mean, if we didnt buy him, can we get him later, past the event
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He’s limited time and will leave on Tuesday the 18th. Does that mean he won’t come back? Not sure…but he will be leaving on Tuesday.
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Thx
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This is a big yes. I love bitch Stewie & Brian and even suggested this to tiny co. Unlikely it was my suggestion that got them to include them but meh. Sort of annoying though how much you need for bitch stewie & the extra rares but hey ho, already bought bitch Brian with spate clams from Halloween.
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You said just get the 4 and don’t touch anymore… Too late for me lol
How do they spawn again?
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They’ll spawn in 2 hrs from the Stewie machine…
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Are these costumes or characters
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Characters.
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This is awesome! I really hoped they’d put these guys into the game at some point, and is brought Bitch Brian straight away, just had to have him, just checking though, do you guys know if He drops Bubble-Bath Beards always, or is it the normal extra rare drop rate?
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No indication if it’s always. My guess is it’s still Extra Rare.
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NO MAS!!! I already have too much to do with; unlocking Carter, unlocking Prison Meg outfit, building the Blimp, and hiding Roger.
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The Blimp and Carter will wait (I don’t remember about Prison Meg), so I’d focus on the timed/limited items and leave the other stuff on the back-burner. I assure you, Carter isn’t all that exciting once you have him, haha.
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I’ve already had Carter on hold since the Halloween event started.
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Very confused. How can I unlock Bitch Stewie, if I need Bitch Stewie to complete tasks to unlock Bitch Stewie?
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You don’t need bitch stewie…you need the clones. They’ll be roaming around your town. Just tap on them and they’ll explode and give you stuff 🙂
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Hey, Bunny!
I know it’s still early and this event has just begun, but I was curious if you think it’s worth buying bitch Brian. Thnx a lot and I love what you gals are doing with this site. Keep up the good work!
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Well…I’m not Bunny, BUT I do think there’s some value in him. The machine will spawn more clones and his 8hr task will help get bubble bath beards, the only character with a task to get them. 🙂
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I bought him and his butt scoot animation its pretty awesome. He goes around like Brian but he starts losing his bottom half and then he melts.
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I love this idea, but they shouldn’t have the bubble-bath beard be extra rare. You only have 5 days to collect 25 of them and you only have 3 means of obtaining them! I also am not going to buy Bitch Brian for 175 clams just for an extra chance of getting the beards.
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So glad I only put characters on tasks when they are needed. Most are at max level anyway, and it’s actually kinda nice having tasks for characters other than Peter. He doesn’t drop a single thing for this characters.
I had just bought some clams too (to test and make sure purchases don’t get swiped away) so I bought the spare machine. Hope that helps drop stuff. Every 6 hours it drops Stewies and Brians to tap and collect from. That should help.
The clone pair were so funny and it is funny to have them roaming my Quahog!
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Well the ire be away to get brain with out clams or do I have to use real money this time
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Real money…
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Just in case it’s not clear, these are characters, not costumes. Went ahead and snagged Bitch Brian. Been awhile since we’ve had some Extra Rares for ingredients.
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Bought Bitch Brian and got everyone on the tasks now. I’m worried about the items you have to collect though… but I’ll see how it goes tomorrow to get an indication of how this is gonna play out haha!
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I did the same! All mine are on 24 hour tasks too!
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We need details, bitches!
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Oh yes this is fun….. 😄
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First Comment BITCHES!
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Dude they drop things at the worst times, I just put all the characters on 24hrs task thinking there nothing for them to do at the moment!!!!
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Friendly tip: Thursdays at 6PM EST is when they love to drop stuff and if you’re in an event it’s a virtual guarantee. Never have your main characters occupied during this time each week, ever.
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I learned my lesson to leave my characters roaming on Thursdays cause something always drops on Thursday.
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thats how they do…lol
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