UPDATE BUNNY 2PM EST: And FAQ is back, and spawn rate is back. Lol. Nothing like having a great company watching and reevaluating issues. Making sure the game flow works properly. Not many other apps can say the same.
UPDATE BUNNY 12:50PM EST: So the FAQ information just switched out, though I am still waiting for confirmation from TinyCo on this. It now says that it switches from 4 to 1 once you BEGIN unlocking Bitch Stewie. Instead of AFTER as it originally was reported.
UPDATE: We know the clones seemed to have dropped to one after the collect 25. We did report it and will update once we get a response back.
Hello There Clammers!
Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian have arrived in Quahog as part of the new limited-time weekend event!
When you log into your Tiny Quahog you’ll see Peter have a task waiting for you…this will kick off Bitch Fest 2014!
More details coming…but for now know your first task is to build the Clone Machine…and it’ll cost you $1,000.
More details below the fold…
WARNING…Mild Spoilers below
Oh and just in case you’re confused…these are full characters, not skins.
So this is a fairly straight forward little mini weekend event (Remember those?)…basically you have until Tuesday 11/18 to start the event.
Here’s how it works…you have five days from when you build the Bitch Stewie Machine to unlock Bitch Stewie. However…on 11/18 the Bitch Stewie Machine will no longer be available for purchase. So get it before it’s too late! (you will need to be at least in District 3 for this to start for you..)
To get Bitch Stewie you’ll first need to build the…
Bitch Stewie Machine
It’ll cost you $1,000, it’s an instant build and will spawn Bitch Stewie and Bitch Brian clones for you every 2hrs. (it also earns $20, 15xp/2hrs)
Once you build/place the machine you’ll find Bitch Stewie.
From there..you know the drill. Collect stuff to unlock him and he’s yours (just remember it is timed…you only have 5 days to do it). Here’s what’s needed to unlock Bitch Stewie:
200 Clone DNA (always)- Get from: Clearing Bitch Stewie OR Clearing Bitch Brian
25 Bubble-Bath Beard (Extra Rare)– Get from: Clearing Bitch Stewie OR Clearing Bitch Brian OR Make Bitch Brian Do the Scoot (premium option).
12 Pink To-Do List (Extra Rare)- Get from: Make Mort Swallow Jewels (4hrs) OR Make Stewie Suspend Time (12hrs) OR Make Chris Fat Kid Hula Hoop (4hrs) OR Make Jerome Grow his Fro (4hrs) OR Make Brian Find Inspiration (12hrs)
Now for the premium stuff…you knew it’d be in here.
Actually fairly reasonably priced Premium stuff…
Bitch Brian Machine- 175 Clams. This instantly unlocks Bitch Brian for you…which you can then use to help get the Bubble-Bath Beards for unlocking Bitch Stewie.
Now the Bitch Brian Machine also spawns Bitch clones (Stewie and Brian). This one drops clones every 12hrs. (it also earns $60, 40xp/12hrs).
Spare Clone Machine- 75 Clams. This bad boy will spawn clones for you every 6hrs, and you can purchase as many as you’d like. (also earns $40, 25xp/6hrs)
So that’s it for the new stuff my friends. I do have 1 tip for you…
When getting the clones, the first task is to get 4 each of the Bitch Stewie Clones and Bitch Brian Clones. STOP at 4. Do not get more until Part 2 of the task starts for you…because in Part 2 you’ll have to get 25 each of the clones.
Also a few answers to some questions I know y’all will be asking…
Yes, you can get Bitch Stewie (or Bitch Brian) with out having Stewie (or Brian) unlocked in your Tiny Quahog.
And the maximum number of clones in your town at once is…36.
What do YOU think of the weekend event? Thoughts on Bitch Brian and Bitch Stewie entering the game? Will you purchase Bitch Brian? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!
Family Guy Addicts 
Not wanting to be the one who complains, but quest for stuffs Q&A says that spawn rate is 4 of both (total 8) everytime I collect from the machine, but I keep getting 1 of both (2 total). I’ve done some math and with my spawn rate it would take 134 hours minimum to get all the DNA and this is already over 5 days, making it impossible for me.
What should I do?
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Report it. We did.
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I’ve been performing task since the middle of the afternoon yesterday to get the pink note and have gotten “Zero” as of this morning. I even set my alarm and got up in the middle of the night to send out my 4 hr taskers to no avail. Won’t be doing that again.
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Tapping bitches left and right
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I can’t believe that Bitch Brian doesn’t always drop the beards. You pay good money for him. It is the least they can do. It’s not like he will ever serve a purpose again.
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I sped it up a few times…each time he did drop them. Can’t say for certain if it’s always..or just luck.
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Is there an issue with the spawning of clones? To begin with I was getting 8 each time, last two times I’ve only got two.
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Yes, see top of this post.
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Bitch Brian was worth it. And I’ll make as much progress as I can and use some of these leftover clams from the Halloween event to get Bitch Stewie if I have to.
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Is there a glitch with bitch Stewie & Brian. I am only getting one of each every time I collect from machine every 2 hours. At this rate I dont think I’ll finish the quest in time. Thanks
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Yes, see top of this post.
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The spawn rate for squatters has dropped from 4 to 1 from the machines, while I’ve yet to unlock Bitch Stewie.
This is affecting all three of the machines, Bitch Stewie, Bitch Brian and Spare Clone. It might be relevant that it seems to have happened after completing a quest for Lois to Clean Stewie’s Room and the quest I’m Good at Other Stuff Pt.1 started, but I don’t know.
In addition, squatters are not spawning automatically. They only spawn when I collect rent from the machines.
I’ve contacted TinyCo already. It bums me out that it might not be fixed for me in time to unlock Bitch Stewie. If anyone else is affected by this problem, please contact TinyCo within the game to expedite a solution.
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They are gonna hafta do this one like stipper bonnie- remove the time limit or we will be rioting in the street with pitch forks, torches, buckets of tar and ripped up feather pillows….
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Lol. Now now. No rioting needed. I am sure there will be an explanation.
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I’ve noticed only one of each is spawning every 4 hours. Is this happening to anyone else because the goal of reaching 200 will never be reached at that rate.
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Yes, see top of this post.
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Just got bitch Brian this morning. Are his drops guaranteed or is it random like everyone else?
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Whatever his task says. (Mine says extra rare)
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I was playing last night on my iPhone and found an easier way to get clones. When I was on the second task of clearing 25 I’d clear the clones then go in my phones task manager and exit game. Upon reloading game I had one of each clone every time. Completed the task in about 10mins. If this can help anyone. Love this site and the game!!!
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I love this one. I’m a freemium player and just spent everything I earned through Halloween to get bitch bryan. Love it. have to have it. Worth it.
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For the last couple times the spawn rate dropped down to only one bitch stewie and one bitch Brian after collecting rent…anyone got the same?
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See top of this post.
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Just woke up after six hours of sleep….no new clones except the ones I got from tapping my machines 😦 is this right or are they suppose to spawn regularly?
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It’s supposed to be 4 of each every 2 hrs…but it’s glitching down to 1 of each…
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I’m guessing we don’t need to report this to TinyCo and that they’re already on it? 😉
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That is up to you. We did report it. Waiting for word back.
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I read that in another comment and decided to report it too. 😉 My girlfriend is on Android and she’s not having this issue. Might it be only iOS-related? Hopefully TinyCo will have this fixed soon, so we’ll be able to get B***h Stewie within the time frame. 🙂
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I am on Android…I believe it hits when you clear the 25 bitches. (The things this game makes me type)
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So, you’re saying that after you’ve hit 25 bitches, you’re forced to only tap two bitches every two hours? Sounds fair to me. 😛
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Yeah I’ve been checking since I woke up. I still have not had any spawn except when I click on my machines.
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Anyone else having serious lag issues since the Bitch event started? I’m not sure whether it’s the game that’s lagging, or the fact that I’ve updated my Nexus 5 to Android 5.0 Lollipop which is causing it to lag, but every tap on a building/character, or choosing a task results in a 3 second freeze of the game.
Btw, love the new Bitch additions!
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Every 2 hours when I collect from the cloning machine it only spawns 2 bitch stewies no bitch Brian’s faq section says 4 and 4. Planned on buying bitch Brian but this rate makes Stewie unattainable and I wanted both. Any ideas? I did contact tinyco.
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It’s glitching…
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Whenever I open the game I only have one bitch Stewie and one bitch Brian running around. Are we supposed to have more if it sits overnight? I sent a message to TinyCo but they still haven’t gotten back to my last message. Just curious if I read something wrong.
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See top of this post.
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I had the same problem tinyco told me that each of the Machines drop 4 bitch Stewie’s and bitch Brian. I also asked them what will happen with the Machines after bitch Stewie and bitch Brian have been unlocked.they said each Machine will drop one squatter. I’m not sure what the squatters are used for but I’m guessing it has to be for one of the other characters maybe Hayley?
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Now I’m only getting one bitch brian & stewie every two hours. Is the glitch from before backfiring now?
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See top of this post.
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Okay, this morning I tapped on the clone machine, got exactly one Stewie and one Brian. Nothing more. Tapped Brian clone machine, got exactly one Brian. Tapped on extra clone machine, got exactly one Stewie and one Brian. Tried closing, hard closing, nothing. This can’t be right, three cloners (hey, that’s not a word!) and a total of five clones?! I got close to 70 in a few hours last night alone! What gives?
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See top of this post.
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do we have to buy the bitch brian machine to be able to keep bitch brian, or will we get a chance to earn him, like bitch stewie?
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You have to buy it to get Brian.
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Hey guys, anyone having issues with not seeing Bitch Brian washing Brians car? When i go to the quest and click on where he is at, it goes to the griffin house, but it shows no timer of Bitch Brian. To me at least.
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Will verify on my device too and get back to you.
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I am not sure if this is a glitch or the way the event works and I did send a message to TinyCo about it. I clicked on the clone machine this morning and there was one Brian and one Stewie to tap. Has anyone else have this happen? I don’t think we will be able to complete the event if it’s programmed this way.
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Yes, see top of this post.
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Howdy Bunny/Alissa,
Question: after you get the 2nd task done is the only was to get stewie and brisn with the generator every two hours? (Or the generators you buy) Thanks 🙂
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Getting clarifications on that. Will update when we do.
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I’m new to the game, so I haven’t done these timed mini events before. Is it just me, or does getting this many extra rare items over four days seem like a whole lot? Both with the pink to-do lists and the bubble bath beards,
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We will see.
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Some players will struggle and it’ll come down to the wire, others will find it easy, that’s the nature of random drops. The majority should find it do-able but there will be people on either end of the spectrum. That’s why I don’t like to see comments about players “not trying hard enough”.
As for the beards I have 4 from around 30 squishes, that’s quite good. The tasks for the to-do lists might cause me some problems, I’ve only managed to send the characters out once but did get 1 list, I’ll need to see where I’m at in the next couple of days.
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I am experiencing a glitch in my game. I do not have Bitch Stewie unlocked yet, but the spawn rate for Bitch Stewies and Bitch Brians has already dropped from 4 to 1 each time I collect rent from the clone machine.
I am on “I’m your Bitch” part 1 get Bitch Stewie. I have reported this to TinyCo in game. Has this been happening to anyone else? Could you also report this to TinyCo as well to make sure that they are aware of the problem?
Collecting items for Bitch Stewie was going well, but now I only get 2 items instead of 8 each time, greatly reducing my chances of unlocking Bitch Stewie. FYI, I did buy Bitch Brian, just in case this has anything to do with the problem.
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Yes, see top of this post.
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So after 6 hours there are 0 clones in my town! I picked up the spare cloning machine and bitch brian only to find they spawn 1 each!!!!! WTF is my town glitching? Is this normal? Thanks for your help!!!! How can any one clear this in time? I have every person unlocked and running.
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See top of this post.
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Hi. Just did some math and believe be, if you are a freemium player like me, if you only want Bitch Stewie you should only have trouble in getting the 12 Pink List item in 5 days. The sucess Rate for Extra Rare is around 10%, so after clearing Part 2 you should have around 60 DNA and 6 Bubbles wich leaves you with 3 and 1/2 day to collect all the reamining Bubbles and DNA (Without the help of Bitch Brian and yes you may sleep).
The real problem will be the Pink List. As the event starts, using all the characthers you will have 90 to 100 chances to get the Pink List, with a sucess rate of only 10% will leave you short on 2 to 3 Pink List’s.
So my advice is, if you want Bitch Stewie real bad, save some clams for buying some Pink List’s at the End.
I only realized this after finishing part 2 of the challenge but probably if only tap one type of the clones (without reaching the 25 taps for boothe) you probably wil continue to have the chance to find 1 brian clone and one stewie clone every time you restart your game…
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Report your findings to them too. 😉
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My complete streak will be over as I refuse to buy bitch brian. Bitch stewie seems impossible too, far too much to do in 5 days.
Ill focus on AD I think. Its more challenging when clams are plentiful.
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Arrgh. “Extra Rare” items in a time limited event. Those things should never go together. (I’m not sure what the categories equate to in percentages, but I’ve had two characters constantly on 8h tasks to get a single “epic” item for nearly two weeks now, and nada. And I’m pretty sure “extra rare” is only one step below that.)
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Does anyone know how many clones the bitch Stewie machine drops every two hours? Thank you.
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it’s supposed to be 4 of each…but right now they’re only dropping 1 of each.
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Does anyone know how many clones the bitch Stewie machine drops every two hours?
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It’s supposed to be 4 of each…but now it’s only 1 of each. (if that’s happening to you, it’s a glitch)
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I’m only getting one bitch stewie & one bitch brian every two hours!!! What kind of crap is that?! This mission is impossible to complete!!!
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It’s supposed to be 4 of each. Contact TinyCo, let them know…
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I’m plan to buy Bitch Brian, but I’m currently 1 Clam short. It just doesn’t feel right having one without the other.
Lucky for me TinyCo finally resolved my lost game issue of restoring Human Rupert by giving me the cost of him in Clams (150), since there is no way for them insert lost characters remotely back into games. I might not get Human Rupert anytime soon, but Bitch Brian is way better. And with this done I won’t be as harsh on the game as I was. It was just the fact I put in a lot of work to get Rupert to lose him so quickly.
A&B, I hope you didn’t take my posts personally and I’m sorry if you did.
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I am glad you were able to get some resolution out of it all. 😉
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Is it even possible to get 12 extra rares with only 3, 12 hour tasks and 2, 4 hour tasks in 5 days
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We will see.
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I haven’t sped anything up and I’m already at 8 bubble beards and 4 to-do lists. All of my beards have come from killing bitches. That sounds weird, but you know what I mean.
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I have 9 of bubble beards from them. 😉
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Anyone else having problems with the number of bitches spawning? The last two times I clicked on my machine (after 2hrs) I only got one of each….
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We reported it. Please do so as well. The info sent out stated they only drop to one AFTER you unlock Bitch Stewie. So something in the wording or in the drops is off.
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Man…there’s so many bitches in my game.
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At the beginning they give me 8 bitches every 2 hours,but now I just got 2… Why is that??? At this peace I won’t be able to make it…
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It’s a glitch. Contact TinyCo, let them know.
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I had some extra bucks so I bought Bitch Brian to help out and one extra clone machine. I want Bitch Stewie and I just don’t see getting all those rare drops in that short of time. Even with the machines I’m still doubtfull. A bit off topic here but …have just enough left to get Buzz Killington….any opinions as to weather he is worth it? It seems that the pay characters get more relevant drops and input on more quests. Any opinions as to weather he is worth the purchase?
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For me…I don’t like him. Only the building he comes in. I don’t like his tasks either so much. I personally passed on him in my main game.
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Do you know why the store character tab is gone because I have 40+ characters and 3/4 of them are useless
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This post will explain it
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Everytime I close the game and reopen it I get 1 Stevie and 1 Brian to smash. (I use ipad to play).
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It only works until I have cleared pt 2
of attack of the clones.
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Also they have only dropped DNA for me.
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Forgot to mention I’m on iPhone 4.
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I think the takeaway from this is to clear either Brian or stewie until you get all the drops, so the quest doesn’t clear
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I think the takeaway from this is to clear either Brian or stewie until you get all the drops, so the quest doesn’t clear.
Edit: nuts, looks like that doesn’t work. Once you meet your quota for one, that one stops spawning at launch
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It also works on Android as well. Seeing your comment made me wanna go try and it worked. 🙂
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Yep. Sadly. 😦
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Same here. Also, after part 3 the machine only spawns one Brian and one Stewie every two hours for me. Before that, it spawned 8 or so clones every 2 hours. With so few clones spawned and so many items to collect, it almost seems like you HAVE to buy extra clone machines. I haven’t done the math for the spawn rate vs items and time alotted, but it seems bleak. Or is it that the machine spawns a random amount of clones every 2 hours? Either way, I hope we get enough time to get bitch Stewie without being forced too spend clams. 🙂 Really looking forward to the next phase of American Dad quests as well. 😀
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Good catch! I suspected that was the case and I can confirm it. Although after you’ve completed the 25/25-Stewie/Brian Bitch part, they no longer spawn.
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Whilst doing pt. 2 same on android…
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I did that too but it’s not working anymore.
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I bought bitch brian because I want him in my game but I gotta say, the spawn rate of his machine is pretty pathetic for something that costs clams. I mean every 12 hrs? Come on, the event is only 5 days long so it will only spawn a total of 10 times. With that said they are a part of a great episode and im glad they were put in the game.
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This, TinyCo seems to misunderstand the “premium” term, you need to give your players a boost in the game, not just cosmetic items that you bought with real money, that after you use them they no longer have an use. This is not a multi-player competitive gameplay experience, is a singleplayer collectathon game this are the only kind of games that allows you, as the developer to offer the “pay2win” system since our goals are all different and you won’t be beaten nobody because you pay for a little advantage to get the stuff.
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I agree 100%. This is a huge complaint, especially since it is a timed event.
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I really hope all dogs go to heaven 😦
Cuz I’m killing this bitches left and right haha
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Once the event is over, will Bitch Brian actually serve a purpose?
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As the event just started…we do not know.
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Most likely not. Just like there is no purpose for Comic Con characters or Halloween characters. They are just awesome to have.
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Can they PLEASE have a Stewie and Bitch Stewie joint action. Same with Brian and Bitch Brian. 🙂 please
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So update for american dad is tomorrow?
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We will see.
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Im nly seeing one of each brian and stewie spwning at a time at this rate i wont even come close. I hope it picks up
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same is happening here, at this rate 2x2hrthat’ only 48 a day, if I play 24 straight
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I really hope the bitches spawn more than 2 at a time or this event will be impossible to complete without using clams.
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I’m thinking the same thing. One of each every two hours? That’s like 24 a day if you don’t sleep, right?
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Is there any way to get free clams? I don’t have enough to get bitch brian and I’d absolutely love to have him 😦 😦 😦
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Visit friends if you are linked to Facebook or Ollie Land if you are not to try and earn a free one now and then. Outside that…it is just playing to see when they offer them.
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Thank you
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Anyone know what is after Lois’ task for the new questline?
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What part?
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Attack of clones part 3
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The patch of land was covered again
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Uh huh.
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oh man, bitch brian’s voice is hilarious! worth it!
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