Hi there fellow addicts.
Yes, finally they’re in, the poll results from the Wet Hot Summer Quahog Event that many of you will be keen to see.
Hey Addicts, want to join me in a chorus of Pop Goes the Weasel? No, okay let’s just chat about clearing them instead.
Yes some cheeky intergalactic Weasels have landed in our towns and don’t they look like they could have a real sting in their tail. Ouch!!!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in your games, the Leaderboard came back. Quick prep your Neuroalyzers!!! No wait you don’t need to do this as here’s the new singing and dancing Addicts Leaderboard I promised you, where the only prize worth having is knowing you beat me, lol.
Yes with the new Guys In Black event now well underway, TinyCo have decided to dangle some leaderboard prizes as bait for us Addicts and I thought I’d bring you a quirky Addicts version to make it a bit more fun. And thanks to the early adopters who encouraged me in this, Christo (Big Zappo), David (mathguy), donnadarlene, Chris K and Ash (gipgop). Hopefully more will join in and take part in this, the Leaderboard that leads to nowhere and leads to nothing, apart from a little light relief. C’mon what could be more exciting than that.
Drops bugging you? Tasks that look alien to you? Well don’t despair as here come the Addicts In Black to help clear your mind of all that space junk!!! Someone pass me a Nueralyzers please!!!
Guys In Black is now live in our games and many characters and buildings have tasks to help us earn even more stuff! So keep reading to learn what’s dropping this week.
So you think you’re as rich at Carter Pewterschmidt? Own a fancy house like Buzz Killington? You sure gotta lot of clams there, whatcha gonna do with them?
BUY LOTS OF STUFF OF COURSE!!!
Now here’s a can of Worms I really want to open!!!
Yes with the new Guys In Black event, we’re getting some new Characters and one of them just happens to be the Worms.
Let’s throw you some information on what the Worms. can do in our silly lil games.
Hey Addicts. Congratulations!
You’re everything we’ve come to expect from years of TinyCo training. Now please step this way and spend some clams on Agent Zed, the latest premium character to hit our games.
Let’s throw you some information on what Agent Zed can do in our silly lil games.
Hey Addicts, anyone feeling flushed with excitement about Peter’s new guise?
Yes with the new Guys In Black event, we’re getting some new Characters Costumes and one of them just happens to be Agent Pee.
Let’s throw you some information on what Agent Pee can do in our silly lil games.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in your games, the Leaderboard is back. Quick prep your Neuroalyzers!!!
Yes with the new Guys In Black event now well underway, TinyCo have decided to dangle some leaderboard prizes as bait for us Addicts and I thought I’d bring you a quick guide to the Leaderboard and ask you if you wantto make them a bit more fun.
Believe me you don’t want grab these guys by their Chinny Chin Chins!!! Why? Well because they’re nuts!!!
With that out-of-the-way lets slip on some latex….. gloves and chat about how to deal with the Ballchinians that have invaded our towns. Just don’t go asking them why the long face. 
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