Hi there fellow addicts.
The results of my recent Tan Lines Resort poll are in and If I could just drag you away from working on your own tans for a minute or two I’ll share them with you.

Hi there fellow addicts.
The results of my recent Tan Lines Resort poll are in and If I could just drag you away from working on your own tans for a minute or two I’ll share them with you.

If I could just interrupt your breakfast to introduce you to The Captain! (Cranch Cranch, wink wink). He’s the latest premium character to hit our games and seems to have made some players very happy.

Let’s take a look at what The Captain can do in our silly lil games. Continue reading
Ahoy there, in between guzzling bourbon and fighting giant squids, We thought we’d take a break in our crew quarters and put together all the information you need to complete the Phase 3 main Questline, Treasure Punting.
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Update: For those who aren’t seeing Giant Squid in their games, don’t panic, he will show up at some point before Pt. 7 in the main Questline Treasure Punting,
Ahoy there fellow addicts. There’s a new boss in Quahog for us to defeat, and I’m not squiding you when I say this one is tough.
But feeling merry on a combination of grog, whiskey and bourbon I’m going into battle with only some broken oars and rusty anchors as my weapons. If you’re wondering if I survived, well obviously I did, as I’m here telling the tale.
But I squid you not, he’s one mighty challenge to defeat to 5X.


Ahoy there, in between guzzling whiskey and stoking the cannon, I thought I’d take a break in crew quarters and put together all the information you need to complete the Phase 2 main Questline, Trawl of Booty.
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Hi there shipmates. I’m getting a load of questions on Octopuses, and considering I’m not a marine biologist that’s something I never thought I’d say. But desperate times call for desperate measures, so for all those fellow addicts crying out “Where’s my Octopuses?” here’s the answer.

It’s a mystery, and there’s no sign of those pesky kids or Scooby Doo to solve it, so instead you get me bringing you this post. I know li’l old me is disappointing but hey what if I sweetened the deal with a few Scooby Snacks? No, okay I’ll just get on with throwing you some information instead.
***Update 9/7: TinyCo have changed Pt. 9 of Questline to now only require Level 5 Gunboat.
Ahoy there, just popping my head above the parapet to bring you the main Questline. Please point your gunboats in the other direction whilst I take you through the tasks that will bring you closer to the treasure you seek.
