What the Hell?!

Happy Friday Clammers!

Well, we’ve all made it through another “work week” (kinda, sorta, almost) and the weekend looms large up ahead. All week we field your comments about your frustrations in the game (What you mean I wasn’t supposed to tap Diane’s grave?!) and we wanted to give you (and us) a fun new way for you to voice your frustrations and get it all off of your chest.

So welcome to What the Hell?!

-Getting REALLY annoyed that you’re still unlocking Tom Tucker
-Annoyed that only 3 characters unlock other characters ?
-Someone cut you off on your commute this morning?

Here’s your place to vent about anything and everything, Family Guy or not.  Consider this your weekly bitch fest and get it all out with a good…What the Hell?! And start your weekend fresh! 🙂
Just be respectful of others & be mindful of the language.  

Here’s my What the Hell?! For this week:

-Kool-Aid Man ending early…did his watch break when he was bustin’ in? What the hell?!

-TinyCo teasing Halloween ALL WEEK LONG, then finally Wednesday night dropping an app store update at TWO AM (East Cost), only to find NOTHING CHANGED!  So glad I stayed up till TWO AM on a work night…for nothing!  What the hell TinyCo?!  Are your clocks broken too?  Did Kool-Aid Man drop a brick on them?!

-And finally…what I’m most ticked off about today….

First, a confession…I’m TERRIFIED of dogs.  Ok not all dogs, the little yappy ones just annoy me, but medium sized dogs and up.  When I was 5 I was attacked by a dog and it traumatized me for life.  So I’m terrified of them.  That being said….at work we share our building with another company.  Not all, but most of the employees there are the most selfish inconsiderate jerks I’ve ever met in my life.  Just rude S.O.Bs.  And for whatever reason some of them feel a need to bring their dogs to work with them.  Why?  I haven’t the slightest clue.  You wouldn’t bring a child to work with you, would you?  Keep work for work, leave the pets and kids at home…PLEASE.
Now they know that I’m terrified of dogs, and usually they’re considerate enough to keep them contained when I have to go over there.  Well, today I had to go over there to drop something off and as I’m walking down the hall I stop dead in my tracks.  Because there was a HUGE dog laying in the hallway (WHO LETS THEIR DOG ROAM THE HALLS OF AN OFFICE UNATTENDED?!).  As soon as he sees me he jumps up (i’m assuming it’s a boy but I have no idea) and starts darting towards me barking.  I’m standing there freaking out.  FINALLY someone comes and grabs the dog…and proceeds to yell at…ME!  They were yelling at ME for being there!  Are you serious?  What the hell you stupid jerks?!  Your dog came after ME…not the other way around!

Now here’s the second part to my day with these wonderful jerks….they’re doing roadwork on the street outside our office.  They’re tearing up the road.  We have a parking lot across the street and because of the work they’re doing there’s only 1 way in and 1 way out of the lot (normally there’s 3).  But these jerks in the office next door can’t be bothered to drive around a little bit and park in one of the TWENTY open spaces in the lot…they instead decide to park in a way that BLOCKS the ONLY entrance and exit to the lot.  Are you kidding me?  What the hell is wrong with you?!  Have some consideration for the other people that need to park and move your f-in car you stupid jerks!
This is how it looked earlier today:
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Sorry guys, but boy did I need that this week…I’m having a BAD day today.  So my apologies to some of you if I come across a little aggitated in the comments, it’s not you it’s the idiots in the office next door.

Now it’s YOUR turn…give us your What the hell?! moments from the past week!  Go on, get it off your chest…you’ll feel a lot better! 🙂

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160 responses to “What the Hell?!

  1. My WTH is why are all of the premium or exclusive characters and outfits so useless? I worked hard to get some of these characters and now they are only useful for coins which I already have more than enough of WTH?!?!??

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  2. Wow. That really sucks. Do you like cats? If not then you could get one, they’re all over the place now days, and then take your “pet” to work. Would probably be the last pet day. 🙂 Just an idea.
    I was attacked by a doberman pinscher when I was in the fifth grade and almost lost my right eye. I lived in a house with an alley and the house across the alley had a basketball goal and me and some of the other kids would go over there and play. No one lived there but the guy that owned it kept his dog there. It was chained up under a carport with no dog house.
    I was too young to realize it was neglected, my mom fed it scraps, the guy that owned it fed it every two days or so, sometimes he’d just throw out bread from the bunny bread store. Wouldn’t even take it out of the plastic.
    One day the ball went under the carport for probably the fiftieth time and I went to get it. The dog attacked me.
    It’s lower jaw got caught in my eye socket and it just kept biting me, I had over 100 stitches in my head. Had it’s teeth gone over a fraction of an inch more I’d be blind in my right eye. I blacked out and the next thing I remember was seeing my neighbor hanging up sheets on her close line and I yelled help. After that I blacked out again until we were in the car on the way to the hospital. We had to wait for a train to pass. Then I remember them trying to sew my eye up, they had to hold me down. I was lucky though. You can barely see the scar under my eye and unless I shave my head you can’t see the rest.
    I love animals though and have owned many big dogs since then. It wasn’t the dogs fault it bit me. It was neglected and mistreated. He hung in there until then, waiting for food, water, interaction. If you own an animal you are responsible for it like you would be a child. They depend on you just as much.
    This also happened to me a couple of weeks before Halloween. I got home/school made cards from everyone and the whole class trick or treated for me so I got a butt load of candy.
    I haven’t thought about this for years.

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  3. WTH… Psychic cards just won’t drop for me!!! Last three cycles of Bruce, Chris, and Bonnie = nada. 😦

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  4. I’m being made redundant from the charity I work for when I made minus 42k equity into 4k plus equity in a year and a half.

    WTH, ungrateful arseholes?

    Oh and I’m still pissed TinyCo ignored my blam emails and one of Stewie’s costumes is fuzzy in MySpace.

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  5. I have a few wth….first the pink Brian glitch going on. But already talk to bunny in a different post, second the fact of just a few mins ago they are making me log into facebook every time I want to go to my friends towns? What’s up with that? Is it cause I am on both iOS and android? (Don’t want to miss the good stuff) and lastly being at work for 2 hours and having all your work done with 6 more hours to go is not fun…

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  6. No comment but maybe soon. I’m shy 🙂
    Love both sites, been lurking for a long time.
    Cheers

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  7. WTH is with the ghost condoms and are we ever getting the connie that is teased in the splash screen?

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  8. lol, the person yelled at you!? That’s very unfair and rude. Did you say anything back, you shouldn’t take that.

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  9. Tapping on the perfume factory STILL crashes my game. WTH?

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  10. Having 5/3 blue and pink candies and 3/4 red. I hope I don’t get screwed out of pink Brian. They were up for clams for like 15 minutes- WTF?!

    In other news, I had to stay up super late every night this week so I could get my work done! Let me get some sleep!!

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  11. WTH…once again I had to remove my roads and bunch buildings together. I only have stuff that gives money out in my town.
    TinyCO if you are going to provide all of these buildings and stuff please provide the land to put them on.

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  12. Hmmmm, that looks like my Range Rover blocking the exit…

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  13. My what the hell is that I think my 8 hour kool aid man activity caused a loading error when I tried to log in just now “Config empty for id koolAidRockOut in DualAction”. So far I do like the event and have got a good start on the items for ghostbuster Peter. Although I put in a ticket I am worried I might be down for awhile. Love the Ghostbusters theme and am glad this website has so many good tips.

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  14. Michael Berliner's avatar Michael Berliner

    Ok so.. I play this game every day. Have 95% of land, almost $300,000 coins and have never had a loading problem. But as of five minutes ago getting an error at the load screen saying “config empty for Id koolaidrockout in dualaction” and will not load my game. This is the only game I play and I’d reeeally appreciate it if the issue was resolved. Thank you.

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    • Yea it’s an ongoing glitch we’re digging into it…if we have more we’ll pass it along

      FYI…just so you know we’re not TinyCo. So we can’t actually fix the issue…

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  15. What the hell? Suddenly can’t log in when I could an hour ago. Something about koolaid dual action rack being empty? I assume they must be working on the server or something.

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  16. “Tarot” card drops vs. egg drops (soup anyone?) – both rare, eggs not even close – WTH?
    But it’s only day 2, so I’ll take a breath.
    But seriously – WTH?

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  17. For my WTH, it’s about this event in general. I was happy when the Moon Idol and and Comic-Con one came out, but I wasn’t hyped at all for this one to come out. The Hallowee event feels like it has been rushed and no preperations towards it, whatsoever. The main things I liked most about the events were the new characters, clams, and prizes (I’m a freemium player who has Rupert, Jake, and Brain Damaged Horse. I just need Conseula and Buzz Killington next), but I can honestly say that I’m disappointed in this one. I was somewhat happy to start unlocking Diane Simmons, but again, disappointed that she has a 5 day timer or else she’ll disappear for me. This seems pretty boring, but I hope it’ll start to pick up more as the phases come each week. The only thing I’ll really aim for is the costumes, and maybe any characters that don’t have a timer on them, but not much else. I hope everyone else is having more fun at this, than I am right now. That’s my WTH, most of this event. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a Christmas month event or weekend evemts for Valentines and St. Patrick’s Day. I honestly want a break from all these events and weekend events. Maybe when I catch up (get Tom Tucker, Vinny, and Adam West), then I’ll get more focused on Halloween. Sorry for the long bantering and such, but I just I felt had to say it. Also, I’ve been reading your posts on this site since Stewie’s Tea Party, and I check daily for news on the game. You guys do an amazing job at this. 🙂

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  18. So yesterday, I was able to collect items for prison Meg, but then she just dissapeared. When is she coming back?

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  19. It’s kinda funny it seems like i’m the only person who feels like they have a perfect amount of land haha of course it might be a little tricky to fit in all the buildings we hopefully get from this event, My one “What the Hell!” however is that there’s no overall total of spirit vials we have to use the ones we collect to make all the prizes, duck stewie better not be 100,000 or Tinyco better implement some really good ways to generate spirit vials otherwise it may b impossible, What the Hell?!

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  20. Ok, wth? I have only seen slimer once but the game said when I opened it up the next time that I just got him, and did that again, then the slimer “thing” was completed. And to top it off, then an update to fix it came out and I’m told I missed him. Hahahaha, wth? That just made me laugh. Oh well, I feel it shouldn’t been in the game unless everyone has it. If they read my comment, TinyCo, please be fair to all platforms. Sorry to hear about your experience with dogs for I love dogs and have been bite when I was five also. They are animals and have a mind of their own and can be unpredictable if you don’t know the dog or they don’t know you. Hope you have good luck dealing with your fear, I’m not afraid of dogs but because of one I’m afraid of needles. I can’t even watch someone on tv get a shot. Everybody thinks it’s silly that I have to close my eyes or change the channel, but that’s me. 🙂 As for the jerks next door, find out what they are scared of and, well you get the point… Halloween is coming. (Evil laugh)

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  21. What does “(What you mean I wasn’t supposed to tap Diane’s grave?!)” at the top of this post mean? I haven’t, but should I nor? Btw, other than Liverpool losing, I have no gripes. Been a great week!!

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  22. I’m tired of people using any other place but here to air their grievances. I’m trying to read funny captions and I get “I need more land”. This is the place to air that out not in every other post. That’s what makes these post special. It gives you time to think about your complaint. If Tom is taking to long, give it time. This is a time management game. Then, if this post rolls around again, maybe you have a problem and this (or the whole “contact us” button) would be the proper place to see if it’s a glitch. Stop interrupting other better post crying about how the game doesn’t just give you stuff. Ok now that I’ve said that I feel better. So, can I have more land?

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    • Lol. Well, since putting up our guidelines we are cracking down now. We are allowing grace period for everyone to get used to the change, but in future…more comments may find there way into the Twilight Zone and not posted if they are in the incorrect locations. 🙂

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  23. i’m kinda scared too, for some reasons dogs like biting me in my butt, is my butt that yummy? I don’t know, we will have to get someone on that task to get it figured out haha

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  24. That sucks your scared of dogs. I loooooove doggies. I work at a kennel with dogs and I can bring my Poochie in with me if I want. She doesn’t care too much for it but I can bring her if I want!

    My WTH is that the common empty cologne bottles are the biggest pain to get! I have all of the other two but just got enough empty bottles to make one cologne today and I can’t buy them with clams.

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  25. Anyone notice the bodies of water had different color in the game?

    -the reflecting pool, the fountains, Atlantis theme park, the Marine Park, the sea, Cleaveland’s Bathtub, Olympic Pool….

    WHAT THE HELL???

    ***I just wanna place the square Extravagant Fountain next to the Reflecting Pool, but it’s not possible 😦 😦 😦

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  26. Alissa, as the dog barreled down the hallway, too bad you didn’t have the wherewithal to say, “Nice doggy…Cute little pooch…Maybe I’ve got a Milk-Bone..” I’m sure Cleveland would say to me, “No, no. But that would be turrible.” Honesty, I do have sympathy for you, I just couldn’t resist!

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  27. I’d like to use my What The Hell voucher to support Alissa’s WTH. Can I do that? I had a fear of dogs for a long time (still have a slight scar under my eye from being bitten when I was 2yo), so I totally sympathize. (I must admit I thought you were going in a different direction and would say the Terror Dogs were creeping you out.) I am so sorry that happened and that the jerk yelled at you for doing work stuff in a workplace. Also, I hate selfish a-holes like the ones you mention blocking the lot exit and entrance. Seriously, what is wrong with people?
    The only WTH I could think of this week was more a *why* the hell — WTH – the game should have a flash screen on entry directing players here. I seriously don’t know how others know what’s going on in this Halloween event without Bunny and Alissa’s help!

    P.S. Alissa I have some sweet sweet cuddly kitties you can borrow to calm your nerves after that dog encounter!

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  28. My wife’s just started playing on android whilst I play on iOS and I’ve noticed that her clams are cheaper than mine. Her 50 clams costs £1.18 yet mine cost £1.49. Is this normal?

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    • Not sure how your markets work when translating costs from USD to the local currency. That is determined by the app markets themselves. So Google may add different tax/cost structuring than iOS on U.S. apps.

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      • I thought it might be something like that. It’s a big difference in price for 3500 clams. Roughly £55 on android yet £70 on iOS.

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  29. What the hell since when can’t I keep the cologne factory after crafting all cologne bottles? I had such a nice design in my town for the building.

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  30. My what the hell is those who post comments on this site asking questions and freakin out about things that are explained usually in the post they are commenting on. I’m sure Bunny and Alissa have better things to do than reply to a question thats already been answered. If you are one of those who does this, please stop, relax, read the entire post or use the search tool to find your answer I guarantee that you will find it without having to post about it. I love this site and read the comments for tips, tricks, ideas, and giggles but lately it’s just been a source of frustration. Bunny and Alissa you two do a great job of explaining everything to the smallest of details and I and many others appreciate what you do.

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  31. William Keeling's avatar William Keeling

    So every time I tap the perfume factory,my game crashes,and no fix and now with this event I will probly have to wait even longer for it to be fixed.with tiny co.if you can’t fix it just get rid of that quest.

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  32. Slimer for Android only. I thought maybe they would stop with this crap after Comic Con, but no. I had to suffer through a week of not playing that event because I had a droid. After dropping my stupid phone & then the repair lady screwing up the screen when all it needed was a new piece of glass, I now have an iPhone that I got free. I got the shaft in July and getting it a second time with this event. I wish they would just stop with this device specific BS & let us all play the game on equal footing. What the hell?!?!?

    & what the hell is up with people bringing their dogs to work in the first place? What kind of foolish boss even thinks that is an acceptable workplace practice? & does their insurance company know about this – the potential liability is huge?

    & my own what the hell for the week — Ebola. Why the hell is it necessary to incite a fervor of widespread panic over a disease that has very minimal chance of ever taking a foothold in the United States? Sure, I sympathize with the people of African countries where this is a legitimate threat to public health, but stop the fearmongering. Major media outlets could focus on the real plight of the medical infrastructure in poor African countries & what can be done to alleviate those conditions instead of reporting on one or two isolated cases of individuals who have brought the virus back from trips abroad & the threat it will spread through our children’s schools like a bad case of the flu. What the hell, Tom Tucker?

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  33. Alissa, so sorry to hear all that happened to you. Maybe you can get Stewie to hatch an evil plan against the dog, the owner, and the a-hole drivers in the parking lot! Remember the 100th episode where Stewie supposedly killed Lois on the cruise ship? LOL! My only what the hell is that I’m enjoying this new Halloween event so much, but I’m not able to spend all day with it because of work! Having work take priority over my Family Guy play time is a major what the heller for me. Stupid boring real life obligations, poo on it!

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  34. I work in a small team of network engineers in my company and we finally got round to rolling out a new web blocking software on our firewalls to the 300 odd sites that we manage. That’s when the headache started as suddenly some business related websites weren’t accessible any more and to top it off, what the Hell, the Addicts site was blocked as well because it’s categorised as gaming 😦 Fortunately I have back door access (for testing purposes) and managed to get on here to get all the latest news on the Halloween event 🙂

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  35. Why the H does Tiny Co hate Kindle users? I personally am an inch away from saying Fitall and walking away. I’m tired of checking Amazon every 30 minutes or so while I get a pop up saying come play Ghostbusters are waiting for you. Uh no, no they’re not! Liars! I’d really appreciate it if y’all could put a little box on the right side here that shows what systems an event is live on and those (AKA Kindle) that it’s not yet live on. It would save me a lot of time and frustration. After tonight it’s down to 3/4 an inch. Thanks for all y’all do.

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  36. Oh I get it with work. Today I am working from home (my dog, promise she won’t come to this site 😜, got spayed yesterday). Well I, nor anyone else working from home have been able to log in since 8am. And now we’re being treated like it’s OUR fault even though our only IT person responded to zero text/emails/calls since 8. Thankfully he’s working on it now so I get to spend my Friday evening and Saturday working. Oh lucky me! What the hell?!

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  37. was one pitcher away from getting koolaid man and it disappeared! would have been nice to be able to spend a clam or two for that last pitcher. all that time wasted when I could have been working on something else.

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  38. What the hell? Collected all the candies fro Pink Brian but now every time I try to access his suit, the game crashes. What gives? I had access to the status menu before the Halloween upgrade. 😦

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  39. Sorry about your office crap nex door. What if you said you were allergic instead of afraid? That you had to go to the emergency room if you were around dogs indoors? Would they still be so inconsideate that they put your heath in danger? Yeah, probably. You should get a stungun – an unconsious pooch wont attack and if the owner dont want it out of it (s)he’d control it so it wouldnt be near you – for the dogs safty 😉
    If a car is blocking the road you can probably have it towed – at the owners expense.
    Im still trying to get Tom Tucker and Adam and the stupid colognes! and now I need GB Peter, who will have to come first since the event is limited and the other stuff is not. Sigh. I really want those peeing dogs gone!
    The thing that annoys me is that due to Tom’s stupid mustacschcreme I need to keep Stewie and Hartman at that and this has resulted in only Connie collecting empty bottles. I have 18 ToiletWater and 24 HeavyMusk but only 4 empty bottles WTH?!

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  40. jrockinthehouse's avatar jrockinthehouse

    I think TinyCo has been spending too much time with stripper Bonnie seeing how good they got at teasing. WTH! Also, what’s with the timer on Diane?! I want to dig her up now, but gotta wait at least like a week. Sorry, but if the event is 35 days, then the characters should be here for 35 days. WTH!? I also had a presentation about ads in class today and my partner got the Geico slogan wrong. Who hasn’t heard the Geico commercial? But now it’s the weekend and I can just curl up on my bed and sleep/button mash the Halloween event

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  41. I have been trying to get an answer about when I might see a fix to the Fragrance Factory glitch in my town for almost a week but nothing! What the hell? I wish they’d fix existing problems before unleashing new content that’s sure to have a slew of its own…. oh wait. And those glitches got addressed within 24 hours.
    Also, are we sure the satellites for Tom Tucker are extra rare and not Super Triple Epic? What the hell! Just one more, one more….

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  42. Oh good! I love this time of week!!!
    First, i would either flatten all 4 tires, create my own poop bucket and use it on them or buy salt and apply it to their car! Am i evil? Some could say yes!
    WTH is up with these satelites! I need just 3 only 3 and Stewie nor Peter are fessing up with them! WTH!!
    WTH is up with these event colors, I cannot read crap without this blog’s help and yes my vision works just fine, thank you!
    WTH is up with some of these Clammers? I mean just READ the posts for crying out loud!! These ladies are busting their a** for the rest of us and all you do is whine (you know who you are)! Its a game and games are for having fun, NOT seeing who can finish first!

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  43. I think megs poop bucket should be dumped on the hood of that car blocking the way.

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  44. WTH.. I’m just starting district 8, haven’t unlocked anyone yet and one of my nerds goes missing today. Then I notice one of the new fright dog things looks like his belly *might be* bulging a bit more than the others… WTH???
    *laughing so hard I’m crying*
    Where oh where has the nerd gone?

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  45. Two obvious WTH?! are no update on Kindle still and poor Tom is still not unlocked due to needing the charcters to unlock him are busy doing timed events.

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  46. Actually, I don’t have a What the Hell this week. Everything is positive.

    For some reason, I love Kool-Aid Man. Maybe it’s the nostalgia of those commercials. Maybe it’s because he’s a pretty red color. Maybe it’s the funny skate park task he does with Chris. If he had been a Kool-Aid Man approximation (à la “My Little Furry”) I probably wouldn’t be nearly as pleased. But as he is, he is awesome.

    I’m a big Ghostbusters fan. So far, I’m liking the event a lot. (Slimer right off the bat! Yeah!) Like the other events, the rush to get things is stressful, and I may change my mind if the challenges end up being obnoxiously unattainable without spending clams, but right now it seems very balanced.

    I keep wanting to raise Diane from the grave, but there’s always something else that requires spirit vials.

    As for your dog experiences… I realize childhood trauma is difficult if not impossible to get over, but my golden retriever (now passed) weighed 75 pounds and was the kindest creature on earth. I spent over $12,000 on her chemotherapy near the end, and I’d do it again.

    Why do people treat canines like family? Because they smile, they cry, they play, they dream. The most rambunctious dog can be astonishingly gentle around puppies and babies. It takes some practice to learn how to communicate with them, but if a dog is coming to you, particularly one who was brought to a workplace, he probably is happy to see you and means no harm.

    I’m not saying the owners were right to yell at you, but do remember that dogs are extraordinarily perceptive, and immediately know if you regard them with hatred. The way you look at them, the way you stand, the way you breathe, even your heartbeat. If you can learn to show genuine kindness and joy, you’ll surely get it in return.

    As for myself: Only once did a workplace ever let me bring my dog, and that was because we had to stay at the office for an entire weekend without sleep in order to meet a deadline.

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    • Everyone is different. All I’m saying is…if you wouldn’t bring a child to work with you (and these are the same people that come over and yell when my boss has his grandsons in the office for 20 minutes and they cry or do something loudly) you shouldn’t bring an animal.
      My best friend’s dog barks whenever he sees me too, but it’s a happy bark. This bark was a malicous bark…like the dog was going to rip my head off.

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  47. What the hell? I usually come here and see tons of comments after reading a post and this time there’s none?! What gives?! lol (Yea, I’m assuming they’re awaiting moderation too, but couldn’t pass it up 😀 )

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  48. You should get Kool-Aid Man to break through their side of the building 🙂 Oh yeah!

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  49. Need 1more piece for pink Brian. Can’t see in store to buy now. Thoughts?

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  50. What the hell, how useless are British NHS doctors. I’m suffering from joint pain that started in my shoulder and has spread to just about every joint. Worried it could be a bone problem I asked what’s a good source of calcium as I’m lactose intolerant and he said oranges, eggs, cheese and milk?? Well at least I’ve got you guys and this game to take my mind of this pain.

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