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Hey there Clammers!
As we tap away in our own lil Quahog that we created either since last year to even recently, we like to reflect on just WHERE all this content is coming from. The Amazing Family Guy Episodes that are released weekly for our viewing pleasure.
There are so many things going on each Episode that we may not have caught them, overlooked them, or may have giggled right along with everyone else. So for a look at what we just saw on TV … or for our Out Of USA Neighbors, a look at things to come for you.
I GIVE YOU THE FAMILY GUY EPISODE RECAP OF…
PETERNORMAL ACTIVITY, AIR DATE 10/25/15
Season 14, Episode 5: Peternormal Activity
The episode begins with Cleveland, Quagmire, Joe and Peter queuing to see “Maniac Pope 2: Thou Shalt Not Live”, which they’ve been dying to see! Fortunately for Cleveland, this is also the kind of theatre that brings you beef stew right to your seat! In the film, two people are being stalked by the Maniac Pope, who beheads them, shouting, “May the sword be with you! And also with you!”
The guys don’t really enjoy the movie, as they just redid the same stuff as in the first movie. Peter reckons they can write a better movie than that! I mean, he’s as creative as the first spider to spin a web, right? Cue cutscene with a spider proudly presenting his new “butt-house”.
We then jump to the Griffin House, where Brian is showing off his new glasses, which he has to wear as a result of how many books he’s read. Stewie retorts that he probably needs them due to all the close-up porn he’s watched on his phone… Brian is acting really full of it and Stewie says he’s worse than those people who take dumps in the shower. Cut to Meg in the shower. Um. Gross.
Back at the Drunken Clam, Joe is telling the guys about his serial killer movie idea, about a guy who only kills people who eat cereal. Peter’s idea is that God is a serial killer who lowers the average age to 65, but there are many exceptions due to genetic and diet. Of course, Cleveland thinks that’s stupid – he’s never heard of anyone living to 65! Joe decides they should go to the old Quahog Asylum, which is apparently haunted by a ghost with a hook hand. So far their meeting as been a bigger waste of time than the acceptance speeches at the Asperger’s Awards… so they decide to head out, in the middle of dark and rainy night, because when else should you go somewhere scary?!
Peter guides them through the asylum with a flashlight and comes up with a new idea. Two teenagers (aka Slasher Bait Peter & Lois) are getting busy in their car on Make Out Point, but there’s a killer on the loose! Peter doesn’t believe it exists and carries on kissing Lois, when suddenly Slasher Cat appears! RAWR!! He slashes them to death and runs off!
Cleveland thinks they should write a zombie movie where the guy wakes up in hospital, but it’s empty. He spends most of the movie trying to fix an annoying flashing light. At least it’s more original than Quagmire’s evil doll idea, though not quite as interesting as Peter’s evil bar of soap plan!
This is actually kind of horrible, as Cleveland chokes on it and then Peter slips on a bar when he comes in the room and smashes his head on the sink and bleeds out. Then Quagmire comes to check on them and as he opens the door water floods out knocking him over the balcony. He’s still alive until a piece of the broken railing falls off and lands straight in his eye.
Quagmire is starting to get freaked out and everyone thinks they’d better start heading home, but they’re locked in! It must’ve been the Hook Handed killer! “Dead by Dawn” is scrawled in faces on the wall… but seeing as it was Peter who did it, that’s probably not so bad?! Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian are at the Hot and Muggy Coffee Shop, where Brian is still enjoying his glasses, and using them to flirt with people as they make him look intelligent. Stewie is determined to destroy them!
Back at the asylum, the guys are trying to crawl out through a vent when it breaks and they fall into a basement. Is someone else here?! Joe’s phone has no signal, but that’s ok according to Quagmire, cos if cell phones always worked every movie would be two minutes long. Brian and Stewie go to a sauna, where Brian can’t wear his glasses and has to put them in a locker. Chris is standing by with some bolt cutters… Stewie is waiting for Chris to break the glasses, when he realizes Chris is actually sat next to him. It’s all sorted, he’s locked them in the sauna, the heat is turned up high and nobody’s coming for the whole weekend!
After they manage to break out, Adam West is standing there ready to say, “Boy, you guys sure look steamed!” Anyway… The guys are walking down an asylum corridor when Quagmire spots an exit door. It’s just behind that guy with a hook… ARGH!!! Everybody run!
They race out to their car and the hook handed man follows them and they tackle him to the ground. But whilst beating him up, Peter realises the guy has an “Albert” name tag and he’s dressed like a janitor… With his dying breath he tells them he’s been trying to help them! He’s the caretaker of the asylum and he has a hook hand because he was a soldier and lost his hand saving six men in Korea… They just killed a war hero!
Joe can’t go to jail – don’t you know what they do to cops in jail?! Cons severely annoy them by constantly asking dumb questions like whether they used to use a siren or if they ever used their handcuffs on their girlfriend… Also they’re going to kill the cop in the shower later.
They decide to bury the body and never speak of this again. That was exhausting! But Albert’s car in still in the parking lot so they need to bury that too! Finally Peter drives them all home. In the morning, Peter walks into the kitchen and Lois says, “I know what you did last night”… Peter prepares to stab her, but it’s ok… she was only talking about the fact he left his dirty dishes in the sink. It’s disgusting! She decides to wash them up anyway and Peter leaves the room, only to be called back by Lois shouting about the newspaper! “Jan Itter Dead!”
Peter sighs and leaves the room again. “You and the guys killed a buried a man!” But it’s ok… It’s just Lois’ new book. Peter is getting very jittery. “They found a body of a war hero down by the old asylum!” She’s just singing along to an old song… It even has their names in the song!
Brian is reading a book with his new glasses on when Stewie walks in with a stepladder and a baseball bat and smacks Brian in the face! There’s glass in his eyes!!! But at least the glasses are broken…
Meanwhile in the Drunken Clam, Peter is freaking out and hasn’t slept much. Quagmire bails on them, claiming he was never there last night. He has a terribly Photoshopped photo to prove it. He’s a worse accomplice than Johnny Windchimes! Jingle jangle. Peter heads back to the asylum to frame Quagmire and discovers Joe and Cleveland are also there, and even Quagmire! They’ve all brought something to frame the others with! They all prepare to attack each other with shovels, when Peter realises THIS is their horror movie!
Cut to the Movie Theatre, which is now showing Cereal Killer starring John Goodman. It’s the scene where they’re all stood around the grave, except instead of shovels, in the movie they all have guns and shoot each other! It really sucked and Peter still feels bad for killing that war hero, but Cleveland spots a newspaper… “Local KKK leader missing. Also stole war hero medals” – what a monster! That’s a relief! But as the episode ends… a car and a hook hand punch through the dirt! Dun dun dun…
What did you think of the Episode? Any favorite moments? Enjoyed seeing where our stuff from Death at the Drive In came from? Let us know!