Caption This Clammers!

As you are playing through quest lines, finishing up some tasks, or seeking to get those “rare” items for our characters… you may catch a glance at some of the funny moments that happen in our games. For those of you that are watching and are actually able capture these rather silly and strange things as they happen, we want to see them.

Now comes the fun part, once a week we will be posting these silly images here but want YOU, the readers, to caption them for us. So put on your silly thinking hats, let out that lil comedian inside, and have some fun! (Keep them PG please.)

This week’s Caption This was sent in by Addicts Reader Hiram O….

CAPTION THIS CLAMMERS!!

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29 responses to “Caption This Clammers!

  1. “Peter, at 8:00 a.m. today, someone poisons the wine. Do not drink the wine. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Peter.”

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  2. nnnnnnnnnNO!

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  3. “No Peter you have been a naughty boy, no wine for you”

    *Peter throws tantrum*

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  4. No that’s what I call getting hammered

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  5. *Smashes Wineglass* “Another Alcohol crime has been stopped thanks to: Captaaaaaaaaain Hammerrrrrr!” *Flies off* *Bonnie blankly stares into the sky* *Joe rolls in* “Oh I see… so we’re just throwing down wine glasses for the cripple to clean up: Well nice try Bonnie, You’re cleaning this one up!” *folds arms* *Bonnie sighs and gets a mop, brush and dustpan and begins cleaning up the mess*

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  6. jrockinthehouse's avatar jrockinthehouse

    It’s Captain Hammered and his new partner, Wine-O! Her powers include attending book club meetings without having read the book and claiming that the opened bottle will go bad if she doesn’t finish it!

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  7. That’s what you get for taking my glass

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  8. Peter: Ill teach you to make fun of my tiny hammer!

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  9. “Where’s my Batman cup?!”

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  10. No!! I said to twerk! Mort is being stingy with the jewels and I don’t trust the ones from Jerome’s fro.

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  11. Solid Gold Cactus's avatar Solid Gold Cactus

    I saw what you were doing with Lois on that sun bed (Lois and bonnies joint task)

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  12. I need that wine to maintain my drunken super powers

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  13. HisNameisJames(quagmire)'s avatar HisNameisJames(quagmire)

    “Give me pizza slices!” >_< Lol

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  14. ” This isn’t the first time I’ve dropped the hammer on Bonnie, if you know what I mean….” (Peter Griffin chortle). Cut scene to Peter actually dropping a hammer off the roof onto Bonnie’s head.

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  15. Thanks for sharing this picture on the website! First time commenting but I’ve been browsing on this page for about a month or so. I finally figured out how to sign up n comment so I’ll be commenting more! Thanks a lot. Keep up the good work. Love this page.

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  16. Patrick Campbell's avatar Patrick Campbell

    Bonnie is the town nail, everybody “even Peter” hits that.

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  17. “Thats MY wine!!!!!”, Captain Hammered says as he lays the law down with his Golden Hammer!

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  18. “There’s only room for one super-drunk in this town! “

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  19. Peter: So we are going to reenact the Beatles “Maxwell Silver Hammer”

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    Peter: “Wine is Bad” “Peter smash” “Drink Pawtucket Patriot Ale”

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    • Nice. Though i’m thinking almost everyone on here including the mods are too young to get the reference without googling it :-/ still one of my favourite non Beatle hits. Hey Bungalow Bill, what did you kill?

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      • Oops by non Beatle I mean a Beatles song that didn’t hit the charts…. Meh, no command zed here for undo.

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      • HAHAHAHAH…no one knows my age. I am fine with that. 😉

        p.s. anyone who loves music (like me) been in radio (like me) BETTER know their Beatles. 😉

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        • True enough! Cool, you worked in Radio 🙂 Lol now I’m going to age myself… I used to be the board op for the Larry King radio show in the Midwest in my early years. 50,0000 watts of power baby! I could go to commercial in my sleep while reading a Dune novel at the same time without missing a beat.

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          • OOOOOOOooooooooh Dune! Another amazing book. Larry King is AWESOME in person. Hilarious man. He was always decent to me, even if he was retiring. Lol. 😉

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  20. captain hammered: that wine is abraham lincoln statue pee! Don’t drink it!

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  21. Does any one else find the Blueprints impossible to get? I’ve been stuck trying to get them for a week now and it is frustrating how long the tasks take

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