What the Hell?!

Happy Friday Clammers!

Well, we’ve all made it through another “work week” (kinda, sorta, almost) and the weekend looms large up ahead. All week we field your comments about your frustrations in the game (What the event isn’t going to be released on Android for a WEEK?!) and we wanted to give you (and us) a fun new way for you to voice your frustrations and get it all off of your chest.

So welcome to What the Hell?!

-Getting REALLY annoyed that you haven’t unlocked Stewie yet?
-Annoyed that Pesticides are now useless?
-Someone cut you off on your commute this morning?

Here’s your place to vent about anything and everything, Family Guy or not.  Consider this your weekly bitch fest and get it all out with a good…What the Hell?! And start your weekend fresh! 🙂
Just be respectful of others & be mindful of the language.  

Here’s my What the Hell?! For this week:

-I’m putting it out there….no exclusive for Kindle players?  So…they not only had to wait several MONTHS to get the game on Kindle, then they had to wait the same week Android players did to start Comic-Con..and NOW they don’t get the exclusive?  Say/complain about what you want iOS players…but it’s really the Kindle players that are getting screwed in this deal.  What the hell TinyCo?  What the hell?  (Note…this is NOT and open invitation to reopen this debate.  We’re a community here…not one device vs. another.  This issue has been discussed and debated here.  Let’s not bring back that tone to the site again…)

-Really TinyCo…I have to Zap Latcher Stewie, Bomb Minion Stewies (35o of them!) AND Vanquish Demon Stewie just to get the Fabu-bus?!  All in four days?!  What the hell?!

-To the driver that decided driving 30mph in a 60 was a GOOD idea…what the hell Buddy?!  People like you THINK you’re being safe…but instead you just cause MORE accidents!

Now it’s YOUR turn…give us your What the hell?! moments from the past week!  Go on, get it off your chest…you’ll feel a lot better! 🙂

Lois Leia Luke Chris Star Wars

 

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72 responses to “What the Hell?!

  1. WTH! I was working on getting the flaming set for getting the x30 streak on demon Stewie. Then right as I got my 20th harpoon I needed, I got it which was awesome because I only had 20 some minutes left before the reset.
    Then without thinking I attacked Stewie. But I didn’t need to anymore since I got the set. But now I have 36 hours to beat him 5 more times to get blobular’s vehicle. Feeling super dumb right now as I try to figure out my best strategy.

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  2. So I’ve been try to get rollocop joe but its been four days and I’ve only collected 1 microchip. I’ve got all the blam, guns and wheels but iv’e had no luck with the microchips after about 8 to 12 trys of Felicia day and bonnie doing the designated task to receive the microchip. What is the solution to this problem if any?

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  3. Screw wth! Wtf is up with the drop rate for micro chips from Bonnie and Felicia?!?! Since the day they could start I’ve only gotten one! ONE!!! So much for an exclusive item for those who had to wait, TC. Even better, my Felicia is so unproductive she just stands there and doesn’t even act out her task. Non-producing and non-acting?! Yea, worst exclusive ever TC. How the hell is anyone supposed to complete rollocop in a week with those kinds of statistics?! Change that drop rate percentage and stat!!!

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  4. I was hoping to have gotten Iron Baby late last night/early this morning, but Demon Stewie came down with a case of “doesn’t want the harpoons I have a lot of”-itis, and so I’m at 19/20.

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  5. Opening District 8 tonight and will start working on unlocking Stewie, have no idea how long that’s gonna take, but knowing I’ll get Iron Baby when I finally unlock him will make it well worth the wait, plus this will keep me busy for awhile.

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  6. The week your referring to they released nothing but they released Rollocop for Joe exclusive for android.

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  7. random question:

    I ended up getting a free android tablet from verizon when I got my new iPhone (some back to school promotion) so now I can play on 2 devices! score! BUT the audio when I play FGQFS as well as TSTO plays at twice the speed on my new android. I have no clue how to troubleshoot being a newbie at android. anyone have a clue?
    Thx!

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    • That is definitely and odd thing. I would say the basic troubleshooting. Try to uninstall and resinstall the app. Restart device. Etc. See if that helps. All my droid devices play the sound just fine.

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  8. According to the info box on the The Multiplier, bombed minion Stewies should drop porno mags– rarely, but it should happen. Well, with the hundreds and hundreds of minions bombed, not a single mag from them. I finally wrote to TinyCo through the game to ask WTH is going on. No response yet but that was just late last night.

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  9. I still can’t get past Enfant Terrible pt1 and idk what I’m doing wrong or what I’m missing…nor does it say anything other than kill giant Stewie which I have multiple times. WTH!

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    • Part 1 should have you check out the details on how to defeat him too. Do you have a task on your left side task menu for it? If so, what does it say? Is there a checkmark that it is done? You can try to go to the Comic Con icon in the lower right corner and flip through the info there too to see if that helps trigger it too.

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  10. What the hell??!!??
    20 demon stewie tentacles and robojoe all before 9/8.hhhaaaaa

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    • Demon Stewie tentacles are no problem. I only need 6 more. Rollocop? Different story. Have had Bonnie and Felicia doing their respective chip tasks over and over since the costume was revealed, but have yet to see a single chip. WTH!?

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    • 20 Demon Stewie tentacles? No problem. I only need 6 more. Probably take 2-3 days. The secret is to only kill him 3 or 4 times in a row. 5 if you’re lucky. If you have to wait more than 8 to 12 hours to build up enough harpoons to kill him (basically if at any point you find yourself more than 5 or 6 harpoons short), just wait the rest of the time, whether you can kill him or not, building up whatever harpoons you have the least of, and you’ll kill him a time or two extra once it lapses back to the first multiplier, and be less likely to be completely out of any one type. Spending 20-23 hours over and over just to try to get that 30x multiplier a few times is a great way to run out of time. Blam! isn’t that important.

      As for Rollocop? Right there with you. Have had Bonnie and Felicia farming chips since I could (to the detriment of my harpoon gathering, though I still somehow have 31 of the fururistic ones Felicia drops), and have yet to see chip one. Anyone unlocked Iron Baby yet to see if he has a chip task? Otherwise it’s not looking good…

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  11. My WTH moment is I finally saved up 10k blam for Stan Lee and click it, bubble went away and happily I had only the gun left. Now suddenly it wants another 15k of blam. Screw this whole event. Just a scam to get your money.

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  12. My wth is that I was on holiday during the Rupert event and now I can’t get him. Will he come back in bare bear tanning salon or can I never get him. Also is tinyco making a Star Wars event

    Great event so far got the multiplayer and robuttasourus today along with the action movie set. I also got stewie

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  13. What the hell?! I clicked on the prizes option on robo stewie and accidentally bought 30 batteries! WHAT THE HELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
    *kicks door down, throws grenade at wall, drives huge truck through house, steals a candy bar from gas station* (I have anger issues)

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  14. My lost a connection for a second while I was in the store, as i tapped away consuela I accidentally spend 50 clams to buy six bombs–total waste of a clams!

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  15. My wth I got stuck on the bombs away task due missing quagmires house, freak accident.moko Contacted tinyco various times but just got a response generic response back. So now I’ve missed the last 2 weekends task plus the tasks for this week. No demon stewie,no iron stewie,no costume for quagmire. I was doing real well on the tasks. Oh well.

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  16. Given the treatment of the amazon app store in general, I’d half expect an exclusive costume for Meg. Because shut up Meg.

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  17. No “Super – Hero – White” flowers? WTH? Lol

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  18. what really grinds my gears…

    we got lots of great vehicles now and we can’t park them on the streets!

    there are no FaceSpace portraits of the Fabulous Four!

    nor are there FaceSpace portraits of the celebrities. George Takei doesn’t even have an entry!

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  19. Alissa, you seem to have alot of what the hells about stupid drivers! Every time I’m driving and see another driver doing dumb driver stuff, most of the time he/she is on their dumb cell phone! WTF-ing HELL?! Another button dumb drivers push with me is their lack of using turn signals. I’m waiting to turn left or right, and I’m waiting for a car that looks like its going straight in front of me through the intersection, instead it turns onto the street I’m turning out of, without signaling! Damn idiot saw I was waiting for him/her, they could’ve signaled so I could’ve turned and not wait for their non-turn signaling ass! WTF-ing HELL again! One last final aggravation is when I get stuck behind two drivers going UNDER the limit, one in one lane, one in the other, going the exact same slow speed so I can’t get around them! WTF-ing HELL a third time! No complaints about the game though, thats going quite well, I need to only zap 12 more latcher stewies to win the fabu-bus. I need to vanquish demon stewie only 12 more times to get Iron Baby. Rollocop, the only thing slow coming are the microchips, the tires and guns are about halfway collected. I only need one more telescope to unlock Felicia. I guess the next thing for TinyCo is to unlock District 9, can’t wait for Adam West or Tom Tucker!

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  20. Same latcher prob as everyone else…oh, and I think I’ve hurt my neck playing this game. WTH.

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  21. What the Hell Demon Stewie!!! I have over 100 old time harpoons!! Stop asking for the modern ones! 8 out of the past 10 times I’ve gone to attack it’s been modern ones. Let me use my old time harpoons just once. The other 2 times it has been the future looking harpoons!

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    • The same thing is happening to me, except that I can only use The old time harpoons. I have about 60 future ones and 24 modern ones but they are never used at all. I am trying to get 11 more demon plates but my hold harpoons are draining very fast and it takes a long time. What the Hell Tinyco? Fix this or give us a compensation, like converting our other harpoons into a preferred type.

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  22. Wth Meg’s super powers are growing her nails out…how am I the only one who remembers this!! WTH is Bonny and Felicia’s ability to drop microchips an urban myth? WTH I get that as a moderator you only get to answer people’s questions in blocks and that explains why there are times that it looks like five people in a row are asking the same question. . But some questions like the occasional Stewie latcher glitch have been asked and answered in every single post for weeks or the fact a new one spawns every three hours..EVERY 3 HOURS. WTH I am almost completely out of room for all this stuff. WTH little over a week left..is it possible for Tinyco to ever one up this event?

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  23. My 5 year old broke my something something something dark side dvd what thw hell. I have every single family guy dvd there is and now its not complete i must replace it asap.

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  24. I love the event but my wth is why we don’t get a Brian costume. I understand no meg one but no Brian wth. Every other member has one wth.

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  25. As sugested by FincheyLV in “DEMON BE GONE” (tyvm ^_^),
    Removing all the road but 1 square helps bombing minion Stewies, since the new ones will spawn very close to each other.
    Have a nice week-end.

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    • My wth is I kept seeing people bitch about not getting enough latcher stewie. It spawn every 3 hrs!! Wth. And seriously, they need to have people retake their license test when they reach 70 cuz they are dangerous driver (worst then teen driver) and when they almost kill you and you drive up to see who’s on the wheel they look as though they didnt do anything wrong (I think they really don’t know that they just almost cause an accident) wth. And for the columnist who wrote about why should find a cure for ALS (the bucket challenge) when there’s other diseases like cancer that more people are dying from that we should be more concern about, hey dumbass, you won’t think that way if your love ones have ALS. Some people are just so ignorant, wth.

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  26. My what the hell for the week is batteries. I bought the factory early in the event & that proved to be a total waste of 240 clams. Ive now built up a supply that will provide Lois & Bonnie a lifetime of pining over Nathan Fillion. What the hell is up with that?!?!?!?

    & those frozen gas station coffee drinks. They’ve been on sale for 99 cents for the 16 oz. cup for months now. I just can’t stop drinking them. I fall asleep dreaming of chugging frozen coffee & blasting mutant Stewies. What the hell?!?!?!?

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  27. Gotten like 100 batteriets from the Blam Box but latcher Stewie pretty much stopped spawning, what the hell?? Otherwise, great event, great update, great to have something to spend the 100K+ Blam on!

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    • This is my WTH. I was getting like 4 Latchers all around Quahog all event long. Now when it’s a requirement I get like 1 every 4 hours. And at that rate if I log in every 4 hours I will fall short 1 latcher (24÷4=6, 25÷6=4.1667 days).
      And now it has become a real “robbing Peter to pay Paul” situation. If I try to get the parts for Rollo-Cop or try to get Harpoons for Stewie and the Fablu-bus, I have to neglect the other.

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  28. I’m still REALLY frustrated that it was basically impossible in my case to get Blobulous’ bike. I got the rest of those prizes with tons of time to spare, and I also didn’t put ANY effort into the other time limit quests so that I could end up with the plane. Grrrrrrr.

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  29. What the hell is up with Felicia Day? I have set her to do the ‘Freeze Tag’ task on my iPad and she’s just standing there!
    At first I thought this was a ‘joke’ task – ‘freeze tag, so she freezes’, sort of thing… but then I logged in on my Android phone (to get Rollocop :)) and Felicia was there messing about with a freeze ray gun!
    Is this a known bug with the iOS game or is it just my Ipad, in which case can I fix it?

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  30. My WTH has not changed. This event ended prematurely for me two weeks after I was “allowed” to start playing it as an Android player and after dozens of attempts to reach out for assistance and to get some questions answered, TinyCo has responded exactly ZERO times. Yeah, yeah, yeah… they’re very busy. Well, perhaps if you’re unable to support the users you have, that should be your focus and not creating new content.

    WTH.

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  31. 9 porn mags away from the Multiplier after a week of few drops, and now the final challenge is among us and I’m gathering as many Bombs and harpoons as I can, but with the variety of Harpoons asked even I can’t beat it in 3 days. Come on, Tiny co, extend it to at least Wendesday. 😦

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  32. Bit of an odd what the hell….

    All this new content that I would usually finish by next week buuuuut, from tomorrow I’m away on holiday in the possibly internetless reaches of the UK. The Fabu-bus is the only vehicle challenge I won’t complete. I’ll probably be lucky to get iron baby as I get back next Saturday with only 2 days to get everything done…. What the hell?

    On the plus side I’m on holiday.

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  33. I had been reporting to TinyCo that no matter how many times I blam Deamon Stewie at level 30X I can’t seem to be able to unlock the scene, and so far …. NOT EVEN AN ACKNOWLEDGE REPLY!!! Extremely bad customer service. 😦

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  34. This is actually my first real glitch experience with this game..

    George Takei just finished writing on Peter’s FaceSpace and the building currently has a latcher Stewie on it. Zapping him freezes the game and I have to force close it. I guess I just have to wait until he moves to another building? What the hell?

    Otherwise, everything is pretty awesome 🙂

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  35. This latest update will ensure that I stay busy. But why is it that I now cannot zap the latcher stewies which will make it almost impossible for me to complete the task to win the Fabubus. How is it I saved up a boatload of harpoons and demon stewie only wants one kind making that goal virtually impossible also. WTH.

    Oh and on another note I want to strangle my physical therapist I’m in more pain today than I was on Monday. Their job is to make it feel better not worse.WTH!

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  36. 60K in blam boxes and still no lois trophy case…what the hell

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  37. A positive what the hell today. Out of my first six boxes, I got both trophy cases, Robo Brian, Giant Stewie, and 3 fusion reactors. What the hell? Awesome! Kind of makes up for having to go through all twelve boxes for Rupert.

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  38. WTH! I contacted Tinyco in game because I was concerned about the drop rates of magazines (specifically from minion stewies bombed) for the multiplier. It just seemed wrong that the extra rare and rare items dropped at the same rate and they gave me the standard drop rate mumbo jumbo. BUT I SWEAR I’M NOT CRAZY! 🙂 (maybe now I have that crazy look in my eyes 😉 ) Love the blog, keep it up!

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    • I contacted them as well about this..I have had no magazines dropped by bombing..not one single mag..bombed at least 400 now..got the reply of “we have checked and everything is working..” I say nope..WTH

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  39. WTH? My final vehicle quest has yet to appear! I’ve been saving harpoons, bombs and batteries like crazy because i thought it would be something like this (I must be psychic), and then the stupid quest won’t get appear!

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    • psst…did you finish Demon Child Pt. 5?

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    • I’m having the same problem.
      I have finished part 5 as well.
      Although I’m not really complaining. It gives me time to gather harpoons and batteries. I have enough bombs and at least one out of every spawn group of blue nerds gives me a bomb.

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  40. WTH…I thought Rolo cop was supposed to be a “gift”. If I want my characters on tasks to earn harpoons instead of on tasks that seem to repeatedly fail to drop the Rolo-parts I need, it’s going to cost $12…How does that help us make up a lost week? If I hadn’t dropped a bunch of cash I’d be totally screwed instead of just annoyed.

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  41. I love that I spent 2500 blam! for a mystery box, only to have the game freeze, quit “unexpectedly”, and deliver nothing to me after restarting the game….but OH MAN! You bet they kept the 2500 blam!!

    It will only take 2-3 days to recover that, on top of 3 new quests that all expire this weekend. Come. On.

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    • Check your inventory. My game force quite when we could trade in the pesticide. When I relaunched the game my “prize” for lack of a better word was in my inventory.

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  42. I get within one porn mag of unlocking The Multiplier and they suddenly drop 10,000 Blam! on me?

    What the hell, man??

    Also, am I understanding correctly that I can not obtain Iron Baby because I don’t have Stewie, yet my chances of getting other items from the Mystery Box have now been reduced because of the reactors being added?

    Again, what the hell??

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  43. It’s Labor Day weekend !!!!! Where did the summer go ….. Aaaahhhhh !!!! WTH

    Ok onto to game….tiny co has given us some very unreasonable deadlines to get the bonus vehicle and for joe and Stewie costume as the characters needed for the tasks to earn them are also needed to earn harpoons to get devil Stewie. These deadlines are insane. I used 120k blam got 25 clams, the costume cases and over 70 batteries and 45 bombs. Hardly any harpoons. I now only have 7k blame left and 10k is needed for quag outfit and another 5 for joe. WTH !!!! Tiny co these numbers are near on impossible.

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