Bless me Father for I have sinned…
Oh Hello There Clammers!
Forgive me as the Catholic in me feels a bit guilty as I write out this post. Something tells me I’m gonna need to spend a WHOLE lotta time in the confessional after this one is done.
ANYWAY….it’s Christmas in our Tiny Quahogs and nothing puts the Christ in Christmas like Jesus Christ himself!
Jesus is an all new playable character for our Tiny Quahogs that can be “Crafted” via Santa’s Workshop.
For the low, low price…oh who am I kiddin?! I’m already saying Jesus Christ over and over again…I can’t lie too! For the insanely ridiculous price that will drive you up a frakkin wall of 100 Snowflakes and 15,000 Cookies…Jesus can be yours! But trust me before you get there you’ll be cursing his name…either that or calling out “Save me Jebus!” (oh wait wrong game!)
Anyway…once JC arrives in your Quahog he is a full character complete with a full list of tasks & a questline. He also has 1 pretty sweet task…where he turns water into clams! So now let’s take a closer look at this Birthday Boy’s questline..and just what you can expect when he arrives in your Tiny Quahog….
As mentioned above Jesus does come with a full questline & a pretty funny one too I might add. Kinda, sorta, almost makes those 100 Snowflakes and 15,000 Cookies worth it…in a kinda, sorta, almost way….
Save the Date Pt. 1
Have Jesus Slip and Slide- 8hrs, Earns 25 Cookies, 5HC
Have Jesus Upload Miracles to Facespace- 12hrs, Earns 35 Cookies, 6HC
Save the Date Pt. 2
Have Jesus Turn Water into Clams- 24hrs, Earns 50 Cookies, 10HC…Rare Chance for a Clam drop!
Save the Date Pt. 3
Have Jesus Make Goodie Bags- 4hrs, Earns 15 Cookies, 3HC
Have Bruce Pass Out Flyers- 2hrs, Earns $30, 20xp
Save the Date Pt. 4
Have Jesus Wash People’s Feet- 2hrs, Earns 10 Cookies, 2HC
Save the Date Pt. 5
Have Jesus Cut the Cake- 20hrs, Earns 45 Cookies, 9HC
And that completes Jesus’ questline in Quahog!
Now for a few questions I know many of you have been asking…
Do I Have To Have Jesus Unlocked In Order to Get the Cake To Clear the Wishlist to Unlock Santa?
No. Just like you don’t need to have Stewie, Brian, Meg etc to get their prizes…you don’t need Jesus either. It’s just a prize you win in one of the boxes & is not dependent on the character it’s for.
How Long Do I Have to Get Jesus?
You have until the event ends to collect the 100 Snowflakes and 15,000 Cookies.
Will the Water to Clams Task Be Around After Christmas is Over?
Currently, we don’t know. We’re waiting for an answer from TinyCo on that. However, we do think it will still be around after Christmas…considering how long it takes to unlock him.
How Many/How Often Clams Fall During the Water to Clams Task?
I did the task 3 times. I got Clams once. I was awarded 2 clams when I got them. It is a rare chance…
Do you need the Manger to get Jesus?
Nope! He comes with his own teeny tiny one once you unlock him. You place it into your Quahog to bring him in the game. It is NOT the one in the Gold Gift Box
Can I Use Jesus to Beat the Yeti and How Many Points Does he Give?
Yes, Jesus can beat the Yeti. He’ll hit him with 2-3 health point drop (like John).
So there’s the Jesus Christ rundown my friends! Now if you’ll excuse me…I’m going to go say 10 Our Father’s, 6 Hail Mary’s and a few O Holy Nights…you know, just in case! 😉
What do YOU think of Jesus? Have you unlocked him yet? How close are you? Thoughts on his Turn Water into Clams Task? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!