Bless me Father for I have sinned…
Oh Hello There Clammers!
Forgive me as the Catholic in me feels a bit guilty as I write out this post. Something tells me I’m gonna need to spend a WHOLE lotta time in the confessional after this one is done.
ANYWAY….it’s Christmas in our Tiny Quahogs and nothing puts the Christ in Christmas like Jesus Christ himself!
Jesus is an all new playable character for our Tiny Quahogs that can be “Crafted” via Santa’s Workshop. For the low, low price…oh who am I kiddin?! I’m already saying Jesus Christ over and over again…I can’t lie too! For the insanely ridiculous price that will drive you up a frakkin wall of 100 Snowflakes and 15,000 Cookies…Jesus can be yours! But trust me before you get there you’ll be cursing his name…either that or calling out “Save me Jebus!” (oh wait wrong game!)
Anyway…once JC arrives in your Quahog he is a full character complete with a full list of tasks & a questline. He also has 1 pretty sweet task…where he turns water into clams! So now let’s take a closer look at this Birthday Boy’s questline..and just what you can expect when he arrives in your Tiny Quahog….
As mentioned above Jesus does come with a full questline & a pretty funny one too I might add. Kinda, sorta, almost makes those 100 Snowflakes and 15,000 Cookies worth it…in a kinda, sorta, almost way….
Save the Date Pt. 1
Jesus starts
Have Jesus Slip and Slide- 8hrs, Earns 25 Cookies, 5HC
Have Jesus Upload Miracles to Facespace- 12hrs, Earns 35 Cookies, 6HC
Completed Task Earns 25 
5 
Save the Date Pt. 2
Jesus starts
Have Jesus Turn Water into Clams- 24hrs, Earns 50 Cookies, 10HC…Rare Chance for a Clam drop!
Completed Task Earns 25 5
Save the Date Pt. 3
Jesus starts
Have Jesus Make Goodie Bags- 4hrs, Earns 15 Cookies, 3HC
Have Bruce Pass Out Flyers- 2hrs, Earns $30, 20xp
Completed Task Earns 25 5
Save the Date Pt. 4
Jesus starts
Have Jesus Wash People’s Feet- 2hrs, Earns 10 Cookies, 2HC
Completed Task Earns 25 5
Save the Date Pt. 5
Jesus starts
Have Jesus Cut the Cake- 20hrs, Earns 45 Cookies, 9HC
Completed Task Earns 25 5
And that completes Jesus’ questline in Quahog!
Now for a few questions I know many of you have been asking…
Do I Have To Have Jesus Unlocked In Order to Get the Cake To Clear the Wishlist to Unlock Santa?
No. Just like you don’t need to have Stewie, Brian, Meg etc to get their prizes…you don’t need Jesus either. It’s just a prize you win in one of the boxes & is not dependent on the character it’s for.
How Long Do I Have to Get Jesus?
You have until the event ends to collect the 100 Snowflakes and 15,000 Cookies.
Will the Water to Clams Task Be Around After Christmas is Over?
Currently, we don’t know. We’re waiting for an answer from TinyCo on that. However, we do think it will still be around after Christmas…considering how long it takes to unlock him.
How Many/How Often Clams Fall During the Water to Clams Task?
I did the task 3 times. I got Clams once. I was awarded 2 clams when I got them. It is a rare chance…
Do you need the Manger to get Jesus?
Nope! He comes with his own teeny tiny one once you unlock him. You place it into your Quahog to bring him in the game. It is NOT the one in the Gold Gift Box
Can I Use Jesus to Beat the Yeti and How Many Points Does he Give?
Yes, Jesus can beat the Yeti. He’ll hit him with 2-3 health point drop (like John).
So there’s the Jesus Christ rundown my friends! Now if you’ll excuse me…I’m going to go say 10 Our Father’s, 6 Hail Mary’s and a few O Holy Nights…you know, just in case! 😉
What do YOU think of Jesus? Have you unlocked him yet? How close are you? Thoughts on his Turn Water into Clams Task? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!
Family Guy Addicts 
Jesus.
You said it, man. Nobody F’s with the Jesus.
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So where do you get the Dead Record Format for one of his tasks?
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It’s NLA. It was available during Comic-Con and American Dad.
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Getting Santa gives you 100 000 cookies !!!’nn
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After defeating King Yeti can you continue to fight the yeti to keep receiving snowflakes? I’ll be 7 short of what is necessary for Jesus if I defeat king yeti this next round.
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Yes he’ll just keep coming back
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You get about 100,000 Christmas cookies when you get santa. After that you can buy the polkadot gifts and hopefully youll get some snowflakes for Jesus. Also attacking the yeti constantly should get you there, especially if you have mort, lois, joe, john and gene attacking him.
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Wooh! Just unlocked Santa! Got lucky with the last present. Prioritised getting Jesus first but now it’s a breeze unlocking baby Brian since I was rewarded with something like 100000 cookies 😀
Now everything is pretty much done so now I can just focus on the characters’ side quests. 😃
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Wooh! Just unlocked Santa! Got lucky with the last present. Prioritised getting Jesus first but now it’s a breeze unlocking baby Brian since I was rewarded with something like 100000 cookies 😀
Now everything is pretty much done so now I can just focus on the characters’ side quests. 😃
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The key to the snowflakes is beating the yeti. I got John early in the event and was able to unlock the yeti fighting characters pretty quickly. I currently stand at 98 snowflakes and about 13,000 cookies. I’m more worried about the cookies as to craft the last gift box costs 1000 per, and I still haven’t got puppy Brian. I’m hoping to have enough yeti fighters after I unlock Jesus (Lois, Mort, Joe, John, and Jesus) to just pound king yeti into the dirt until the end of the event.
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Hi all! I got all the stuff for jesus and crafted him days ago but his facespace doesn’t list him as playable. What am I doing wrong?
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Nothing. Just a facespace glitch. If you have him and can use him you’re good.
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Wow I was on my last chance to hit childish yeti with joe mort lois and he had 4 hp and obviously they take off 1 hp each and I’m not using clams. So I guess I’m just not understanding that with I guess a week left you are supposed to get the new buildings for cookies get Jesus although I’ve been on the yeti every day since they came out and cannot beat the childish one , get Santa and probably spend cookies opening the boxes to get him, what happened here? I feel like halloween was way way paced out better than this event even if u don’t have a life or care about sleep and halloween was bigger event so I don’t get it
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I want Jesus so badly. I will be very upset If I can’t get enough snowflakes in time.
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I got puppy Brian yesterday and I thought that’s my lot,but today tiny co gave me 25 clams free then I gave 2 presents away and got 15 and 2 clams so I was able to buy john mc!!!! Even though I’m only on 30 snowflakes I really feel like I’ve got a good chance to get Jesus before the timer runs out.MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
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Every time I try to log on it says trying the end event prematurely and it returns to the loading screen. Thus I can’t get my Christmas gift. Sorry to bother you on Christmas.
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There should have been a patch update to fix this. Go to your app market and ensure you have the most recent update downloaded to your device. If still nothing, email them please at help@tinyco.com. Make sure you note specifically that you are seeing “Event Ending Prematurely”.
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Jesus can attack the yeti? That’s awesome news! Once I have him, I’m sure I’ll be able to earn enough snowflakes to unlock Jesus! Er, wait…
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Yup..he sure can 🙂
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I have a plan on how to get Jesus. All I have to do is delay updating my Christmas tree for 24 hours to keep Top Hat Yeti as the highest version, so to not waste 28 hours (24 for King Yeti plus 4 hours for reset). All I then have to do is beat THY two more times to get the 100 Snowflakes. After the next time I defeat him and get THY started again I’ll then update the tree to finish getting the quest for getting Santa’s gifts and Santa. I still need around 3,500 cookies to get Jesus, so it looks like it’ll be a tight finish with also trying to get Angel Bruce.
One mistake I did make in defeating THY the first time was accidentally sending Joe one extra time to make a Furbal, which cost me 4 Clams to rush Mort attacking THY to defeat him. My brain was on automatic from working on getting Puppy Brian’s Wrapping Paper. I might have to use Clams again, but it will be worth it for Jesus.
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I dont think that i am gonna make it i only have 25/100 for jesus there must come a better way to earn the blue ones
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Well, the final yeti does give 50 of the snowflakes!
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I see via JC’s FaceSpace page that he’s friends with what looks like Santa blacked out…?!?!?! Will Santa be joining our game from tomorrow..?
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You’ll get Santa if you complete all the wishlist tasks
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I only have 10 snowlfakes
I feel Jesus is too hard to get for a fremium user
I have 125 clams; and wish I could use them to help get him
when I had 175+ clams I got Btich Brian; loved the episode; glad I got him
but Jesus just seems out of my grasp
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Is Jesus’s Cake present for Santas list available yet? I hit the list and it says “you have already collected everything in the gift box” same goes for Quagmire and Santas gifts. Thanks
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No, not out yet
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I received the cake for Jesus from the Sleigh Bells gift box today.
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All I want for Christmas is for them to release the update on time. 😉
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So I have a dilemma. I was saving clams up for Cleveland and so I have 300. I also have 5000 gingerbread and only 31 snowflake stockings. Should I buy John McClane to help me beat the yeti to get Jesus or is it too late and just save my clams? Please help!
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Cleveland will be more beneficial in the long run for you…but I know it’s tough to get the snowflakes to get jesus. But remember…Jingle Joe can help too
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I was looking at Jesus’ Facespace page and I saw one of his friends (silhouetted of course) appears to be Santa. Guess he is going to be available come tomorrow.
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jesus was jewish. just give him a plate of latkes and you’ll be square.
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I’m so close to puppy Brian and the have about 50 more to go to get Jesus…… On another note I was just on the other game site reading the very funny christmas story and lo and behold I read this post to that poem lol 😂….. Merry Christmas everyone
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I really hope getting Gene Simmons isn’t as tedious as Jesus or Puppy Brian.. especially with a week left.. I really hope that I don’t need to use clams to get him either..
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Is there an easy way too unlock him its hard too get those stockings for me even with lois joe and mort
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Should be a little easier now with the last phase hitting…
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the Yeti is impossible I have Mort, Lois and Joe every 4 hours and I can’t even beat the 3rd Yeti. 95% of the time they are only doing 1 damage instead of 2. I am just completely giving up seeing as there is no possible way I will make it to the 4th top hat Yeti, let alone get enough snowflakes to unlock Jesus.
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Unless something happens and there is another source of Snowflakes, I doubt I will be able to get JC. I am so far behind because I could not get past the third Yeti within the time limit and I still don’t have enough clams for either John or the premium building. A little thing called sleep seems to be my enemy right now.
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I need seven thousand cookies for Jesus. 😦 I hope I can get him and the others!
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I finally unlocked Jesus and there wasn’t a manger anywhere so I can’t get him to show up in my town. Am I doing something wrong?
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Check your inventory for the manger.
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So was just in my Facebook and was scrolling through and came upon a post that said Gene Simmons was released for the game. Opened the game and nothing yet and now can’t find the post. Was I imagining it all or is it am awesome Christmas present from TinyCo.
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Wait. 😉
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Looks like they took it down from their Facebook page. I guess it wasn’t supposed to announced yet 😦
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Yay TinyCo listened to me! Well not really as I’m sure it was in the works long before this event began, but I’m glad that KISS will be saving Santa this Christmas! I hope we don’t have to wait until the update tomorrow to get them.
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Add me on Game Center so I have more friends on this game. :3
Coinspork
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‘I found Jesus’ and during this update only spent clams on McClane. Have 2 snowflakes and 1000 cookies to go for Puppy Brian, otherwise, have Joe, Jesus doing their questlines, and the others fighting the Yeti. I let the Yeti go back down to Viking so it’d be easier for 3 to fight him and get the others quests done before I’ll need them in the next phase, (probably).
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I got JC two days ago and currently have Him turning water into clams. I’ve got John, Lois, & Mort still beating up the Yeti … Its great seeing him getting smacked with snowballs. Would be great for a final event the whole town gets together for a final battle! Great event TinyCo. Merry Christmas all!
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I’ve made getting him a priority. I am currently only 10 snowflakes away. I did buy McLane to help with the Yeti, but I’ve only made one snowflake giftbox.
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I got him wooooo, yeti is screwed with five people against him!!! Just saw on kisses Facebook that they will be in the game!?!?!
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With John, Jesus, Joe, Mort, and Lois: the minimum damage done to the Yeti at once is 7 damage and at most 12 damage. Most likely to average 9-10 damage each time the Yeti is attacked. King Yeti should be no problem.
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So I’ve put Joes, Johns and Jesus’s tasks on hold so that they can instead battle the yeti. Will all their tasks stick around after the Christmas event is over, or do they need to be completed before hand? As much HP as the tophat yeti has at this point (not to mention the additional HP he’ll gain at his next level) I really can’t spare any yeti battlers if I want to defeat him in 24hrs AND have a life AND sleep through the night without waking up mid-night to play a stupid game.
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As reported here…
We do not know.
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Ah, okay, thanks…I didn’t read that thread since I wasn’t having any glitchy issues.
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i just need 24 more snowflake stockings! yes!!! this is awesome! 🙂
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I’ve got him, but I’m holding off on doing his questline until the update since I have no idea if I’ll need him (or Lois or Joe, for that matter–need to do 12 – 24 hour tasks with them, too) to defeat the next yeti. I don’t want to risk losing my yeti streak and having to start all over again from the beginning.
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Whoo hoo. The official KISS website tweeted that KISS is joining the game! Can’t wait for the new update!
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🙂
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…as characters?? all of them?!?
last week they delayed the update by a day, I can’t say I’d be surprised if they delayed the next update again seeing how it’s Christmas and all…
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Unlocked but early on in the quest line. No luck with the clams yet. Anxious to see what the highest potential payout is. Happy Birthday eve JC.
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Kiss announced on their twitter account that they are going to be joining the game.
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🙂
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I unlocked him a few days ago, going through his questline now.
I’m consistently putting 3 people on Yeti-fighting duty (2 1-2 HP and 1 2-3 HP people) and subbing folks out to do their questlines, so as to keep the snowflakes coming in, as they might be needed for last phase stuff, and the cookies. John Mcclane was a huge help for this event. No clams from the one time I had Jesus do that for the quest, but I’m sure over time He will deliver.
As a Catholic myself, I’ve gotten over the guilt by just saying ok, this is a fictional universe, that is in many ways similar to ours, and in that fictional universe Jesus is the way they depict him.
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I have unlocked Jesus just a few hours ago and he is now battling the yeti…
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Yep unlocked him on Friday, I’ve done most of the questline that comes with him, but stopped when I got to the last part, 20hrs is a long time, and I thought that it would be best to have him attacking the yeti. Once the Christmas event is over, as long he still has the Water into Clams task I’ll most likely keep him on that full time.
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Assuming I can knock out Top-Hat Yeti (11 HP, 10 hrs left, and John, Lois and Mort finish in 2 hrs) Jesus arrives on Christmas Eve. =D
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Manger? Jesus just showed up in my town. I didn’t place or see a manger.
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You didnt have to place his lil tiny bed to put him in your game?
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I didn’t
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