Caption This Clammers!

Programming Note: Working on the next poll for you guys (Christmas) and putting together all the results of American Dad.  With all the holiday hub-bub I forgot to post those.  So you should have both a new poll and the AD results very soon 🙂  For now…enjoy another fun Caption This! 

As you are playing through quest lines, finishing up some tasks, or seeking to get those “rare” items for our characters… you may catch a glance at some of the funny moments that happen in our games. For those of you that are watching and are actually able capture these rather silly and strange things as they happen, we want to see them.

Now comes the fun part, once a week we will be posting these silly images here but want YOU, the readers, to caption them for us. So put on your silly thinking hats, let out that lil comedian inside, and have some fun! (Keep them PG please.)

This week’s Caption This was sent in by Addicts Reader DonL….

CAPTION THIS CLAMMERS!!

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If you’ve got an image you’d like to submit for a “Caption This Clammers!” post, email it to us at familyguyaddicts@gmail.com or post it on the Family Guy Addicts Flickr page, you never know when yours might be next!

51 responses to “Caption This Clammers!

  1. Joe: “Finally going to get me one of them rare Human Centipedes for my trophy case”

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  2. Oh my God… he killed Peter!
    You Bastard!

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  3. Omg, how am I supposed to keep this PG? I can’t even keep it to one X lol

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  4. Murder in the first

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  5. The Fat Guy Strangler seeks revenge.

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  6. Peter and Chris: unintelligible grunts
    Joe: What the hell is going on Peter?!?
    Peter: I took the last piece of cake, save me!
    Chris: It’s my piece!
    Peter: Save me Joe, you’re my only hope!!! Joe: It’s my cake now losers! (Blam)

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  7. Joe: I told you both to stay off Bonnie’s Facespace… Still wanna like her photos?

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  8. Get Down! Snipers! I see him..its that Damned Chicken again!

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  9. Joe: Now kiss…

    On another note-how does one take a on android? I see lots of screen shot programs but can’t figure out which are reputable. Thank you for your time.

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    • On my phone (Galaxy S4) I hold down both the home button and lock button, the screen border will flash to let you know the screenshot was taken. As there are hundreds of devices though, if you don’t have a galaxy I would just Google how to do it (“how to take screenshot with *insert phone name here*”)

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    • its the same way on an apple device u just have to hold it longer

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  10. Joe: (in a drunken slur) You idiots should have given me the spin off.

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  11. Joe: I GOT YOUR BACK SCRATCHER, RIGHT HERE!!!

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  12. It’s just skittles I swear!!!

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  13. Does this mean stewie gets to become batman?

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  14. Damn it Peter….You lied to me about the poop sack!

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  15. Shhh …Be Vewy Vewy quiet …..I’m hunting Gwiffins ahahahahaha

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  16. YAY my picture!
    And in light of the holiday season I have to say
    “You’ll shoot your eye out!”

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  17. Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!

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  18. I’m enjoying this little break right now. It was back to back to back new releases/episodes for awhile. I have only been playing since a llittle before GenCon. Was there a Valentine’s, St Patrick’s Day or Easter event last year? Just wondering what may be next other than District 10 or plutonium.

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  19. Joe: “One more kidney and I can pay for that operation…”
    Peter: “Mine’s shot, I can’t even stand up straight.”
    Chris: “I’m too young to die!”

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  20. I’ll do whatever it takes! Bonnie will never know that Lois whips my legs sometimes. Peter and Chris shouldn’t have came home yet!

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  21. *Insert Duck Chaney hunting joke here*

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  22. Make one more joke about me being goofy footed, chris, I dare you!

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  23. Lol. Awe, for me? Thanks Alissa.
    Joe is pissed cuz he just caught chris and peter with his cooler full of beer watching bonnie breast feed susie through the window.

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  24. Hit the dirt!!! It’s Dick Cheney!!!

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  25. “Chris, hold still.. there’s a fly on your nose..”

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  26. Get the F#&¥ outta here, we dont allow that s#!+ in these here parts.

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  27. “Do a kick flip on that skate pipe!!!” -Joe
    “I can’t!” -Peter
    *Joe shoots Peter*
    “Do a kick flip on that skate pipe!!!”
    “OKAY! Just don’t shoot me!” -Chris

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  28. Please Joe noooooooo!

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  29. Crippled police officer exacts revenge
    After years of abuse at the hands of the Griffin family, Quahog’s own crippled police officer Joe Swanson exacted revenge Monday gunning down Family Guy Peter Griffin and his son Chris in front of the wheelchair skatepark where Officer Swanson had performed the first ever wheelchair rocket air. We now go to Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa who is live on the scene of the double homicide.

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  30. Joe looking at Chris, “any last words?”

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  31. Awww I wish I knew how to take screenshots on my phone… I had a moment where the brain damaged horse was peeing and Consuela was between the horse’s legs while scrubbing the street.

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    • Haha thats awesome. Try holding the power and home buttons down at the same time. If that doesn’t work, then just google “how take a screen shot on my (insert device name)” and see if something comes up.

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  32. Drunk hunter finds two hippos in Quahog

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  33. Joe’s fetishes get really weird when he’s trashed.

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  34. The Griffin hunting season is now officially open! Yeah!

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  35. Now it’s your turn to get noscoped Chris

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  36. I’m already done with the quests. Are there more quests on the way and when is the next district opening up?

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  37. I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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    • …as long as you are not up a flight of stairs. Then you can keep her.

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    • Oh my gosh, I can hear Kermit the Frog (Seth MacFarlane’s impersonation) while I’m reading this and it’s just making me laugh so hard! You have to go to YouTube and look up Seth MacFarlane impersonates Kermit the Frog ( impersonating Luam Neeson in Taken)! The whole interview is an absolute gut-buster and Seth rules the couch!

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  38. I wonder how long it took that person to get that

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  39. Another proud graduate of “Dick Cheney’s Hunting School”.

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