What the Hell?!

Happy Weekend Clammers!

Well we’ve all made it through another week and the weekend is here!

All week we field your comments about your frustrations in the game (What you mean there’s nothing to spend my last 9,999 cookies on?!) and we wanted to give you (and us) a fun new way for you to voice your frustrations and get it all off of your chest.

So welcome to What the Hell?!

-Getting REALLY annoyed that those Tap Handles aren’t dropping for you?
-Ticked off that you only needed 1 more bracelet to unlock New Year’s Jillian?
-Someone cut you off on your commute this week?

Here’s your place to vent about anything and everything, Family Guy or not.  Consider this your weekly bitch fest and get it all out with a good…What the Hell?! And start your weekend fresh! 🙂
Just be respectful of others & be mindful of the language.  

Here’s my What the Hell?! For this week:

-The size of Sheldon the Turtle.  What the hell?!  I know he’s got be be small and all…but geez!

– Why do people drive 35 in a 55?  What the hell people?!  The speed limit is 55 for a reason…drive it (or closer to it) or you’re gonna end up causing an accident! w

Now it’s YOUR turn…give us your What the hell?! moments from the past week!  Go on, get it off your chest…you’ll feel a lot better! 🙂

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146 responses to “What the Hell?!

  1. countrygirl9874's avatar countrygirl9874

    WTH!!!!!! Why must the diner, human rupart and other stuff have to be paid with clams? I have a lot of money built up in the game. I am currently not working and cannot afford the clams. This is craziness. The Simpsons game tapped out when you get buildings you automatically get the people without having to unlock. You have to spend money or tickets to get stuff. I enjoyed the game in the beginning but now getting very frustrated.

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  2. Ok here’s my What The Hell. Just logged onto my game for a Pawtucket Pat msg to pop up saying stay tuned more to come……. Next week………
    Seriously?? WHAT THE HELL?????

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  3. Am I the only one that hates the snow still being on the ground?

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    • You are probably not the only one, when I look outside and I see snow then play this game and see snow it reminds me it’s still winter. Let the snow melt in spring. Unless you live in a place where it never snows then I can understand. Just let video game nature take its course. Not like TSTO where its already spring.

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  4. What the hell was up with the ridiculous voter percentage needed to elect a leader in Godville? Don’t know where to vent in that game so just tossed it in here. Sorry lol

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  5. I clicked trex every time and no video, not once. I thought it was just a glitch that he showed up.

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  6. WTH?! F*%# you Pawtucket Brewery item drops! F*%# YOU!!

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  7. WTH, I tapped the hello outa that trex for 2 days straight, almost every hour on the hour, no videos or clams. Now he is gone. I’m glad he isn’t taking up space for nothing now, but it would have been nice to get a clam at least. Btw, what videos did he show? Can anybody answer that?

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  8. I sent a message to TinyCo because my Jillian went from very quiet to no voice at all and they replied back they will have a patch to fix with the next update later this week, for anyone else having the same issue. My wth is Jesus also but this morning he finally dropped clams. It’s a miracle…lol. I think I should play the lotto tonight😋

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  9. WTH at TinyCo needing Mayor West to be Level 12 to do his task to get Beer Handles! I know he’s been around for most players, but I unlocked him a few weeks ago and I’m just at Level 8. By the time I get him to 12 I’ll most likely have them all.

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  10. If Beer Bubbles are rare and take 12 hour per task, and Beer Bottles are uncommon and take 6 hours per task, why do I have the same number of bubbles as I do bottles?

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  11. Anyone else’s Jillian no longer speak? For a few days now she has been silent when tapped. Did they remove her voice clips? And on the same subject, will Mr Weed’ s ghost ever get a voice? (I know he’s a ghost but so is Diane and she has a voice). I get why Rupert doesn’t have a voice but Mr Weed had some great lines.

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    • She was REALLY quiet. They may be working on her here and there.

      As for ANY other Characters, there is a LOT of legal process needed in order to get even a blip of a second of audio put in the game. If they don’t get those rights, they can’t release it. They have to get that legal right to be allowed to use it or there will be a LOT of trouble. (Think The Verver-Bittersweet Symphony vs Rolling Stones… look it up)

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  12. Just purchased all three animals and did not receive patches. Sent message to tiny co. Looked in inventory and only option is to buy for 200 clams. Just wondering if anyone else has had this problem.

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  13. For those getting frustrated about drop rates, keep at it. I have received 2 clams from Jesus in about 12-14 tries and I have received three taps so far out of numerous rounds from all characters. Slowly but surely it’s going to happen, just be patient. The drops rates are extra rare and honestly there is no rush. I’m enjoying the slow pace right now of not having to worry about time management. And as for the videos, I finally hit for two clams and then again one clam back to back. One thing I am happy about is I have never had to deal with glitches. That would be frustrating.

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  14. Ugh. Still can’t play because it just keeps crashing! I can’t even collect from 1 person or house before it crashes 😦

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    • I have this issue since Android 5, but it was getting better. Still when the game crashes once, it will crash every time and does not synchronize my actions. But for me it helps to restart the device and everything is good for several days.

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  15. oh the beer tap handles take forever.. i think i only got one in the past two (or three) days..
    and the premium characters too.. you spend a lot of clams for them and they’re now useless.. i think the paid costumes/characters should always have some use to make buying them more worthwhile *sigh*

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    • I understand your frustration. While I do a mix of premium and freemium, it would be nice to see a little more benefits from real world purchases. I get that they want to keep it exciting for both types of players but if you actively invest in the game you should get more perks. It should be no different than any gaming site that has premium options. I still love the game but that aspect is a little unbalanced.

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  16. Beer tap handles not dropping havent for 2 days WHAT THE HELLL !!!

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  17. My WTH for me is dropping my phone and cracking the screen for the first time ever! I’ll need to spend one of my days off to getting the screen fixed. Thank goodness for AppleCare though!

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  18. Why cant the extra characters we unlock help with more missions or help unlock characters. Ive unlocked all of the american dad characters for what? To waste time and money. WTH? Lets get omsome sports theme items…football..basketball….baseball.

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    • Gotta agree with this. It would be nice if the extra characters could be used as well in getting some charcaters that require way too much time and work, like Stewie for an example.

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    • but if they did that, then the free players would complain that it isn’t fair and the premium players have a better advantage. so can’t win either way. granted not all extra characters are premium but then people who didn’t get the others for whatever reason would complain. i mean i agree with you and it makes complete sense but you know…people as a whole are stupid.

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  19. I don’t know if this bugs anyone else but my what the hell is the characters task times.

    Why can’t they have standardized times for all characters, 1hr 2hr 4hr 8hr 12hr 24hr for each and every character, or they should have at least two of these times for every character a long and short but I’m not counting tasks that you need two characters to complete.

    For instance Brian, I have 3 of his costumes, the New Years, Puppy, PB&J and not one of them has a 1hr task. The only one hour task is a combo with Chris taking him for a walk.
    Jillian even with two versions of her she has three different 2hr tasks but not one 1hr task.
    And then there are the characters without a 2hr task or a 24hr task.

    It doesn’t bother me that they have other times 6hr 10hr 16hr 18hr 20hr, I just want everyone to have them too.

    Although I hate when I’m setting almost all my characters 40+ out to do a 1hr task and I start swiping but accidentally send usually George Takei out for 10min. or find I only sent Roger or someone else out for 1 min. and not an hour.
    Anyone else feel this frustration?

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    • Yeah it bugs the heck out of me too. Several of the premium characters I have bought have a 4 hour task as their lowest. That is annoying.

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    • I feel the same way! Fortunately, I have so many characters that when I accidentally send someone on a 1 minute task, they sometimes finish before I finish going through my characters.. the only 10 minute task-character I have is Cleveland, and so he might finish before I do. But I completely agree. I think they should all have the same timed tasks

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    • Yeah, it takes sooooooo long to level up characters without a one hour task. Kool-Aid man is gonna take forever! Along with Gene Simmons, Stan Smith, Jillian…etc.

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    • I agree completely. The one that bothers me the most is Vinnie. I hate that he doesn’t have a long task. Even a 12 hr would be ok.

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  20. Still not a single clam from Jesus.

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  21. Desperately trying to unlock Stewie, been doing that since december. What an insane task and I still need 5 plutonium and getting those looks like slow as hell. Talk about feeling futile like wathcing for that pitch to drip.

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    • I feel your pain with Stewie Tommy. I have been trying to unlock him forever, the plutonium is a total drag! I am also having a hard time getting the last banana peel and leather glove to drop so that I can get the PB&J Brian and Falconer Peter costumes to unlock. I have had Lois, Brian, Herbert, and Joe busy nonstop for weeks trying to get them, but now it seems like it’s just a waste of their time. Considering how long it takes to complete these tasks, they should be common, not extra rare. With the luck that I have been having though, I think they should be switched from the current “extra rare” to practically nonexistent! I am really ready to scream!!!!!

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  22. There is a dino where you can watch clips for clams just like Carl. But when i was at the other part of my town and i got back to him, he was gone. WHAT THE HELL

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  23. Um….Is TinyCo bringing back the video for clams deal with Patches the T Rex?

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  24. Anyone else see patches offering videos as well? And no videos! WTH!

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  25. captjacksparrow814's avatar captjacksparrow814

    Ok so maybe this was answered forever ago but here goes. WTH is up with Stewies blimp in the water. I have completed any and all quest related months ago and it still says I need the stolen plutonium. Where the hell do I get it or is this gonna be a long time future event. Also WTH is with everything costing tons of clamp now. Do my 1 mil in coins me nothing

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