Can you hear the mermaids sing? No, me neither, not over all that Cranch Cranch that’s going on.
Anyhows I think there’s been a bit of a pirate switcheroo going on in our Quahog’s which has seen us drop some of our treasured clams to get some characters and costumes in return.
Yes our towns have seen some new premium characters and costumes who as always come with their own side Questlines and this post is going to cover two of these, Mermaid Bruce and The Captain.

I know many who have won Mermaid Bruce and have purchased The Captain will have them permanently on their material drop tasks but let’s still take a look at their Questlines, The Life Aquatic & Crunch Time, and all you will encounter along the way.
Mermaid Bruce

The Marine Mystery Box ~ Cost 150
clams each try.
The Life Aquatic Pt. 1
Bruce Starts
Have Mermaid Bruce Woo Sailors: 8hrs, Earns
80 & 50xp &
3
Have Joe Perform Cripple Tricks: 1min, Earns
5& 3xp
Completed Task Reward: 4
Cursed Treasure
The Life Aquatic Pt. 2
Bruce Starts
Have Mermaid Bruce Experience a Wardrobe Malfunction: 10hrs, Earns
90 & 59xp
Have Quagmire Cast a Wide Net: 6hrs, Earns
65 & 59xp
Completed Task Reward: 5
Cursed Treasure
The Life Aquatic Pt. 3
Bruce Starts
Have Mermaid Bruce Seduce With Song: 24hrs , Earns
150 & 100xp
Have Joe Attend a Rage Support Group: 24hr, Earns
150 & 100xp
Completed Task Reward: 6
Cursed Treasure
The Life Aquatic Pt. 4
Bruce Starts
Have Mermaid Bruce Sunbathe: 4hrs, Earns
50 & 30xp
Have Mort Push Pricey Products: 8hrs, Earns
80 & 80xp
Completed Task Reward: 7
Cursed Treasure
The Life Aquatic Pt. 5
Bruce Starts
Have Mermaid Bruce Watch Splash: 2hrs, Earns
30 & 20xp
Have Long John Peter Mistake Manatees for Mermaids: 2hrs, Earns
30 & 20xp
Completed Task Reward: 8
Cursed Treasure
THE CAPTAIN

Cost 270
clams
Crunch Time Pt. 1
The Captain Starts
Have The Captain Get Picked Up in Grocery Store: 4hrs, Earns
50 & 30xp. Drops 1
Rusty Anchor
Have Bonnie Cry Over Spilled Milk: 6hrs, Earns
65 & 45xp
Completed Task Reward: 5
Cursed Treasure
Crunch Time Pt. 2
The Captain Starts
Have The Captain Balance His Breakfast: 8hrs, Earns
80 & 50xp
Have Jerome Host Happy Hour: 2hrs, Earns
30 & 20xp
Completed Task Reward: 4
Cursed Treasure
Crunch Time Pt. 3
The Captain Starts
Have The Captain Keep His Eye on the Prize: 10hrs, Earns
90 & 59xp,
Have Chris Dig For Nose Goblins: 1hrs, Earns
20 & 12xp
Completed Task Reward: 3
Cursed Treasure
Crunch Time Pt. 4
The Captain Starts
Have The Captain Chug Orange Juice: 12hrs, Earns
100 & 65xp
Have Bathrobe Quagmire Eat Sexy Cereal: 1hr, Earns
20 & 12xp
Completed Task Reward: 6
Cursed Treasure
Crunch Time Pt. 5
The Captain Starts
Have The Captain Skip Luncg: 8hrs, Earns
80 & 50xp
Have Joe Snack on Pirates Booty: 4hrs, Earns
50 & 30xp
Completed Task Reward: 5
Cursed Treasure
There you have it. The Side Questlines for the Premium Characters Mermaid Bruce and The Captain.
Did you purchase the character or win the costume? If so, how far into their Questlines are you? Liking them so far? Let us know.







So part 4 was just released. I collected all rings and spare parts for dagger mouth and have been waiting for the final item to show up. Now it says i need to to collect all rings and spare parts all over again and shows zero even though I checked them both off as finished!?!?! PLEASE tell me this is a glitch and will get fixed because if this is true and I need to do it all again with only a few days left it will be the reason I finally walk away from this game for good as per the AMA the other day there is zero fun left anymore, only frustration
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See the new Phase 4 Post. Known issue… being patched. 🙂
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It’s fixed now, you need catch the new fish, it’s light lilac with different coloured fins etc. I have 3 out of the 5 needed in only 7 attempts so looks like good drops even though rare.
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Thx for your reply. I thought I was just missing something that I didn’t do. Much appreciated RussianTigger. I will contact them.
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I have another stupid question that’s making me nuts. I completed “building” the Blimp a while ago and nothing happened at all and its still in my quest column. Any idea as to why? Was “something” supposed to happen? If not, why did they make me build it in the 1st place? What am I missing? Can someone plz. explain. Thx.
Ps. Tinkerbell & a few others were a total waste of money. I now am hesitant to purchase anymore characters. What a shame. I really like this game. I already spent well over $200. I learned my lesson, I think. Lol.
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Few players having Blimp issues, but only way to get it sorted is by contacting TinyCo through your game. Sorry there’s not an easy solution.
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