Happy Weekend Clammers!
Well we’ve all made it through another week and the weekend is here!
All week we field your comments about your frustrations in the game and we wanted to give you (and us) a fun way for you to voice your frustrations and get it all off of your chest.
So welcome to WHAT THE DEUCE?!
Here’s your place to vent about anything and everything, Family Guy or not. Consider this your weekly bitch fest and get it all out with a good…WHAT THE DEUCE?! And start your weekend fresh! 🙂
Just be respectful of others & be mindful of the language.
Here’s mine for this week:
–WHAT THE DEUCE….transporter energy! That is all!
–WHAT THE DEUCE….why does Worf’s ruffles have so many ridges? (courtesy of Wookiee from TSTO Addicts)
–WHAT THE DEUCE….why does TinyMatt Make Bunny Cry? (courtesy of Bunny)
–WHAT THE DEUCE….why did it take us 2hrs to start a fire that we enjoyed for 30 minutes.
Now it’s YOUR turn…give us your WHAT THE DEUCE?! moments from the past week! Go on, get it off your chest…you’ll feel a lot better! 🙂
Family Guy Addicts 
“I’m done with it ,im done with it”As Louis would say!,,,,,,,,,!,,,,,,!!!!,,, this is ridiculous how I have got only one blue crystal and Bonnie is a waste of my time she gave me one just one green gem what the ,, I mean really tiny co is making this to ridiculous to get anything all this charters and only one is getting gems ,, I’m getting to the point that I dont like this game no more cause there is no way that I’m going to be able to get anything,, I play to much not to get anything ,,, plus going to other planets what ever can’t do that either cause can’t get no gems ,, really whatever ,,, mad player for real real talk,,,, “I’m done with it, I’m done with it ,,,, omg been three days and NOTHING NOTHING!!!!!!’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wtd 9 trips to the red planet and only once received the 5 books for chris?
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What the *** **** Duece!!!!! I’ve sent my guys on like 12 away trips 2 the 1st planet and still haven’t got the ferengi billboard????
I’ve bin using all the different combos with riker, mort and geordi…………….
any1 have any tips?
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Sadly it varies, so all I can do is post who I sent. Others posted their results on the Transporter info.
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Transporter energy needed if Troi is ever going to be unlocked. But it is taking toooooo loooooooong to collect Transporter energy.
Hopefully TC can increase the frequency of drops, like use one hour tasks, not six hour tasks so we have a better chance of collecting transporter energy so we can go on more away missions to collect stuff.
About collecting stuff: A bit pointless to have Klingon Chris able to go on away mission for dictionaries when that is the very item needed to unlock him… Same situation with chocolate and Troi. What the deuce logic was used there?
It would be nice to go on away missions… I am getting bored and frustrated waiting for transporter energy before I can do anything interesting. It is a choice though, I can just give up and sit this one out until the next event and stop whinging. 🙂
On a different topic, it would be great if we could trade our useless currency for event currency, even if the rate was a thousand normal currency for event currency.
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WTD???
twice this morning i have set Mort and Geordi on long tasks only to log in a few hours later to find that neither have commenced said task and are awaiting tasking!!!! what in the blue fudge is going on with this!?!?!?!?
Tiny Co clearly I am looking at you on this one, deffo a S.T. event related problem.
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So given that Guinan is one of the silhouettes on worfs face space stage – we can expect her to pop up in the next few weeks as a premium character no doubt !
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Page – not stage.
WTD predictive text !
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wtd, why does tinyco use the same characters over & over again while the other 40 some odd characters are doing absolutely nothing
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Now I got the crystals but it takes 8 hours to build the space crapper
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✨My other WHAT THE DEUCE has gotta be these freakin’ ANNOYING FREEZING-COLD TEMPS OMG!!!!!… Isn’t it suppose to be “spring” ya know with some rain showers and maybe JUST MAYBE some random flowers starting to bud up and grow just a weeee little bit?!?!…No?…okay…NOWHERE to be found whatsoever!!! See ya sunny skies probably only in September!!! lmao 😡😤👎
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WTD!?!? Where is Guinan? I see her silhouette in the Facespace friends of the Star Trek characters. She works in 10 forward in the show right?
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Ok. My three year old was playing on my phone. Normally that’s a no no but I recently got minecraft pocket edition and he loves it. Somehow my pint sized hacker made his way into my Family Guy game and purchased over fifty dollars worth of stuff. When I buy anything a password is required. It’s a bit annoying but keeps me from making mistakes. It’s my fault so I won’t try to get reimbursed or send angry emails to Tiny Co or my phone service. My concern is how did he manage it? Is he secretly another Stewie? Seriously, WHAT THE DEUCE?
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Yep
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I got 4 klingon items (two klingon replicator objects and two klingon buildings for in-game $$) and didn’t get the bonus prize… wtd?
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Ok, my three year old was playing on my phone. Normally that’s a no no but I recently got minecraft pocket edition and he loves it. Somehow my pint sized hacker made his way into my Family Guy game and purchased over fifty dollars worth of stuff. When I buy anything a password is required. It’s a bit annoying but keeps me from making mistakes. It’s my fault so I won’t try to get reimbursed or send angry emails to Tiny Co or my phone service. My concern is how did he manage it? Is he secretly another Stewie? Seriously, WHAT THE DEUCE?
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What the deuce is up with the plutonium blimp. Since the trekkie event, my blimp has travelled 3 times and didn’t come back with anything. Is this part of the game or should i be getting stuff to unlock Olivia every time the blimp travels? Liking the event so far. Keep up the good work.
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Thanks. This explains everything.
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I need 50 dilithium crystals to build a ” space crapper ”
💩. 🙊. 🐣
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Hi
Just started playing again tonite! I left during V Day event cause IMO it sucked! Anyway, since i just started, Do you think i will be able to catch up to the present fairly quickly with diligent playing?
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Dunno. Depends on what they keep throwing at us. Lol
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✨Doubt it, BUT IMO possible of course with lots and lots of clam purchases! 😉 Maybe this will help: My bf is STILL on phase1 of the Star Trek Event, he is almost to the point where you level up to WarpCore2, but he’s already missed out on what the first 2 or 3 days of phase2 stuff. Seems like he’s just gonna get more behind as this week goes on. I play his game also and I’m definitely trying my hardest to get it caught up, but I just have a gut feeling he’s not catching up anytime soon. 😔 ✨💫
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What the deuce is up with all these folks complaining about drop rates? Don’t you understand it takes money to make such a high quality, fun game? Yes, they were hoping that even freemum plays might kick in some cash, cause, Sar Treck!!!!! Me, not really such a big fan of it. And you know they laid down a lot of cash to make this event come true. The part I’m sad about is that I’m gonna miss out on a lot of freemum stuff because don’t got the cash. So they also payed a lot of money to develop a story line that I’m not gonna be able to see. The decorations and people, I’m not so concerned about. I just wanna see al the funny dialog that I’m gonna miss out on.
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Then they shouldnt advertise it as FREE!!
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Kyle, what about the people (not me), who are complaining that they bought (PAID FOR) the Red Shirt Doom Room, which claims to “Always Drop Transporter Energy”, and doesn’t?
For me, my rooms have stopped dropping ANYTHING (with the exception of Klingon Dictionaries from the Cargo Bay) for 2-3 days now. Nothing, nada, zip, zilch.
Rare is one thing, but in 3 days using everything possible, I have collected 4 transporter energy, and I think 2 of those came from repairing the transporter. I assume that I will have to collect other things, but assuming that I don’t, with an average of 2 every 3 days at best, I will have 22 transporter energy, enough for 3 trips to Wai Iota, and 1 trip to Oh’Nos.
¡No bueno!
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If Red Shirt Room isn’t dropping always… something is definitely wrong. It should. Mine does.
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I’d like to thank all of the moderators, Alissa, Bunny and Wookie from this site and the Simpson’s site. They held a great meet and greet in NJ and they all couldn’t be friendlier. I wish more that are on the site would have shown up to support them more. These three people are totally friendly and for us in the game!!!
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Awww and you’re an adorable sweetheart. Thanks so much for your generosity too. It was very sweet of you to have bought that for me. 😉
Glad I got a chance to meet you and hang out for a few hours. 🙂
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wtd I finally start to get ahead find a good job with full benefits,vacation everything we strive for in life.then I go to the physical and find out I either have diabetes or kidney failure because how high my protein levels were and now I’m so stressed I’m way behind in the game probably won’t get the job who wants to hire someone who might be seriously ill. I dont see there insurance wanting to cover me and I’m behind in the event one thing that makes me happy besides my kids.FML
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WTD tiny co? trying to trigger a massive ragequit?
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WTD. Why does every app want access to my camera, my contacts, my microphone, permission to send texts as me, make calls as me and in general access to all my personal information? Seems like privacy is a thing of the past. Anyone else find this suspicious? Why do I have to give up my rights just to use some stupid app? I know I have the choice to just not install them, but what does that leave? They all seem to be like that. Grrrr. Don’t even get me started on auto correct. Ugh.
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WTD? Notta one selfie from the meet n greet posted tonite 😉 Hope you all you all had a blast! Sorry couldn’t be there 😦
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I gotta make them safe for work first 😉
And sad we missed you 😦
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Stuck working. Short staffed and and no one to cover. Work tomorrow too.
Was thinking of you guys though and looking fwd to seeing pics 🙂
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Hope u all had a great time n aren’t suffering 2 much 2day 😉
Shame I’m all the way in England I woulda loved 2 b able to thank our Queens in person for all the selfless work they do for us impatient addicts ❤
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Awwww too sweet. 😉
I guess it was a success as I completely lost my voice now and can’t talk. So now Alissa and Wookiee are just laughing at the squeaks coming from the silent Bunny. 😉
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Why does Warf cost so many clams?!?! It is hard for those of us that dont spend real money on this game to get stuff we want that costs clams! 😦
What the deuce!
Another thing, with the replicator when we create something and we place it and there would be a check mark on those things are we able to create more like with the brewery or do we only get one of each??
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As many as you want
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Thanks!
Do you know if there will be a lowering of the cost for warf in the future? Because i really want him but i only have 70 clams i have saved up.
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That I doubt. He’s actually pretty standard priced.
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As long as you have the mats.
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What is the deal with the Millionaires Club? Curious as I have over 1.5 mil.
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✨I’m curious as well because it’s about time I got my coin total over a million JUST a couple of days ago!!! Does anything special at all happen or what??? 😉✨💫
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You hit a million. Ta Da! Lol
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I’ve just hit the 2 mill mark yesterday ….. It just keeps going up and up with nothing to spend it on
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✨Wish my real-life money could just keep going up and up and UP, HA! HAA! 😉✨💫
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I have gotten 0 transporter energy since my 2nd away team send. With mort and Peter and 2 rec rooms. That is messed up.
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I sent ONE away team, had 1 TE left. That was 2 days ago, and I have 2 TE, same collectors as you…. I REALLY want Counselor Cleavage!
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When will the Chumba Wumbas go away?!!
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Finish Pawtucket brewery questline and send Stewie to get rid of last of them.
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Ok thanks! I had finished the questline but then Stewie was too busy trying to score with Olivia. 🙂 Plus the other swarms always seemed to reappear until the game shut em down rather than a character so I just assumed we had to wait. C.W.Stewie is now on task…
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When you send an away team using transporter energy you spent all day to collect and the come back without the books for Klingon Chris you actually wanted ( or at least the billboard) and then you’re forced to click a button with the word (Awesome) on it when you’re actually thinking F@*#.
Also when you try to click the continue reading link on this site to see comments or the rest of the walk through but instead open up the picture that was above or below the link 2 or 3 times.
What the Duce!!
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Yes, this away mission is interesting… Riker and Ferengi Mort 1st try gave me dilithium crystals, Riker and Ferengi Mort 2nd try 5 boooks. So I dont care the chances, its more like random…
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I want to leave my comment short (I hope!) The drop rates have become laughable. I’m a premium player, and I use this game as one of my few expenditures I allow myself each month, but I’m feeling like my money might be better used elsewhere… The tasks being set lately are becoming a joke, troi and her chocolate bars, and the piñatas last event which meant I couldn’t complete the quest line for example. That will put most players experiencing drop rate issues way behind in to next week, leaving this event unfinished for some. I don’t know how tiny Co works, but something needs to be looked at somewhere surely? All these people having the same problems is no coincidence. I love this game, but it is testing my patience now…
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What is up with the drop rates? The drop rates for everything are horrible. I can’t make Mort’s skin because I only got 2 life support energy all day despite sending character on his task constantly. I also have one freemium room that is supposed to drop energy too. And despite sending peter on his task all day snd having 2 freemium rooms, not a single life support energy dropped all day. Very frustrating.
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How can there be a planet called Oh’Nos and it not have anything Kool aid related on it? Also, how could George Takei and Patric Stewart not have anything to do with this event? WHAT THE DEUCE??
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Why is Worf timed?! What the deuce?!
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(He’s not. Only his task is. 😉 )
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Still no bars !!! This 6 per trip is just plain crazy:( plus the ones you need for other tasks as well = this event sucks !!!
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Don’t complain, I have earned a total of… 4
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What the DEUCE! Bonnie has dropped one green energy cube since this event started for me, so that’s 1 in 26 chances. I’ve gotten 4 from the super cargo bay in 22 chances.
Besides the two blue cubes that you get for unlocking the transporter, I have gotten 3 in 34 chances with characters and two rooms.
I figure at this point, I’m not going to unlock any of the quest characters until the last moment if then
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What’s with the Chocolate Bars for Troi? You only get them from those away missions which take 6 of those blue transporter blobs. Takes me well over a day to collect them. Then I send my people away for 8 hours. And then they come back with no chocolate bars.
I really like the Star Trek theme for the event and they did nice work on creating the Enterprise, but this event is rather torturous so far. Took me forever to collect everything for Riker to even properly start the event. It seems to be getting worse. Nothing much is happening other than sending characters on the same tasks over and over and over again. There is something wrong with a game that starts feeling like a chore…
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Ah hem..
My first WTD post lol.
I really have to agree. I’m not a Trekkie but I’m actually loving the theme an the game for the most part. I even bought Worf!
Sadly… The blue globe thingie drops reallllllly suck. I literally built the temple last night finally after getting my 4 and haven’t had once since. I do check very often & I even have two rec rooms, mort & worf on this continuously but they just aren’t dropping lol. It’s sad cuz I don’t even have a single chocolate bar for this new chick but I’m almost done everything else for her. WHAT. THE. DEUCE?!
PS. Big thanks to u ladies for this site & an all ur fabulous tips! Your awesome! 🙂
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I agree that these items are not dropping very fast, but let’s think about this. We are three days into this district of the event and still have four to go until the next release. This next release is not requiring Chris or Troi. And really, that is all there is to do is Chris andTroi. So I don’t mind taking my time when this is all I have to do for a week. Fermium player. Almost done with everything, just need the transporter enegry. Still have 4 days.
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Transporter energy is a freakin’ nightmare, second only to chocolate. ONLY way to get chocolate is away missions, which need transporter energy. It’s like the seventh circle of hell, round and round. And ONLY to the planet Wai Iota, which I thought was referencing Ray Liotta on maybe an episode I missed. Can’t they give us another way to get chocolate? There are about 18 characters doing nothing and meanwhile Riker has done nothing but stroke his beard for a week. WTD?
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Wai Iota is a reference to Moe from the 3 Stooges..
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Other than your Ray Liotta reference, this sums up perfectly my problems with his event.
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I so agree! The Transporter Energy drops have really stalled my game enjoyment. I loved phase 1 — I was logging on every single waking hour, smooshing tribbles, having stuff to do at least felt productive! I even bought clams so I could get Worf, and I’ve been a freemium player up until this event!!!
Now I’m sending 3 of the 5 Trek-themed characters on 6 hour tasks with zero payoff over and over trying to earn enough energy to continue play, and the fun looking new Transporter sits basically unused (even with constant game play, I’ve only earned enough Transporter Energy to go only 1 mission, which earned me 2 Synthesizer Ores, big deal) and I sit bored with nothing much to do with the game for half the day – WTD!!!
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Synthesizer ore hasn’t dropped since the update except through the occassional Transporter quests…WTD?!! as for the transporter quests, cannot get klingon books or Mort’s sign to drop…all that work for some @#/# dilithium crystals I don’t even need…and if books aren’t dropping, how impossible is it going to be to get the chocolate bars? Thank goodness room swapping (which apparently just doesnt work for the premium rooms)is giving transporter energy at a decent rate otherwise this would be pointless,. Thought buying Worf and the redshirt room would make this game easier, but it still looks impossible and there’s no room on the Enterprise to build anything else…as a $10 premium character, not impressed with Worf’s drops…WTD on the plus the other items for lingon crisis and Troy are dropping fine…just the books and chocolate baRs that may take weeks to get.
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Bonnie lives at the Drunken Clam yet never puts out, that just doesn’t make sense, can we get her on the pole and try our luck there?
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✨BAHAHAHA funny✨💫
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Lots of people are going to get pissed if there isn’t some change in who all can collect items. Really think there should be characters that can collect chocolate bars, since this is a common or uncommon item. Instead we have to collect transporter energy that it’s extra rare and travel to a planet that takes 6 transport energies just to get “maybe” 5 chocolate bars…that’s a big “MAYBE” too! Not just WTD also WTF!!!
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I can’t get a hold of tiny co. They never answer my messages. I don’t know what to do? Is there a direct email address I can try? I accidentally bought something with clams that I didnt mean too. Thanks!
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In game messaging or email….
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Transporter energyyyyyyy!?!?!?
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WTD! Play very often and still only have four blue thingys! I have four rooms on the Enterprise that are supposed to drop them, but don’t and I purchased the new buildings. I spent the rest of my clams to get all the dictionaries. Still no help getting Klingon Chris. No way in heck I’m getting Tori. I have $72 left in my iTunes account and was going to spend $49 to get the 1600 clam package, but with the drops being so horrible it doesn’t make sense to spend real money on something that’s not much fun at this point. I’ll still play, but won’t spend anymore real money on it and just be happy with what I get freemium. All together I’ve spent about $200 on this game so far and was happy to do so because I was seeing results. Thinking I’ll rent the new Hobbit movie tonight.
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Commander Riker,
What the deuce, sir? We know that your quarters are still missing, but please stop using the turbolift for your hookups with alien women and sometimes non-women. You know, the rest of us have to use it too. Dr. Crusher has had to disinfect the turbolift twice already and the biofilter is clogged up! We mean… yuck! Gross!
Sincerely,
The Enterprise Crew
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It’s spring and it snowed here yesterday, freaking SNOW … WTD. Oh, and transported energy.
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Transporter … grrr …, spell check
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WHAT THE DEUCE….
The drop rates vs. the materials needed are a bit off key so far. Especially when I’ve been running constant transporter energy and so far, I’ve gotten 3 with two buildings…. I even have Worf. Maybe things will improve after this weekend, but don’t see getting Troy on time at this rate.
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WTD! The drop rates are horrendous this time around! A perfect way to discourage people
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TinyCo: “Spend your epic transporter energy drops to build four Klingon items for a prize.
Oh, you spent the energy? We lied. No prize for you!”
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This x 1000. And I haven’t gotten transporter energy since. So ticked off right now.
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What the deuce? For all the prep work it takes to get new carpeting, I may has well have moved to a new home. I am surrounded by boxes, waiting for the carpet people next week. In my spare time, I lament the lack of transporter cubes…
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